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Microsoft, Xbox and the Xbox Logos are either trademarks or Tedisteren: trademarks. of Microsoft Corporation in the U.S. and/or ottier +, = l| oiher trademarks, $ inger license from Mictosott: 7^. 40, and the Nintendo GameCube logo are trademarks. ot Nintendo. ©2001 Зани f "owners. EA А SPORTS And EA SPORTS BIG" are Electronic Ar brands. ° ” nS sete pose contents ` issue 175 ° february 2004 LETTERS * 20 Shucks, a whole month arid по steamy love letters E PRESS ЗТАКТ ; The latest news, interviews, features, and gaming tidbits 36 FIRST LOOK—HITMAN: CONTRACTS... Mr. Clean returns to the PS2 and . ' Xbox for yet anothi illing,spree ~ 38 INSTANT EXPERT We list all the essenti als: needed 4: es build one killer PC-gaming rig . 40 FINALFANTASY:: .. CRYSTAL CHRONICLES Finally, d reason to dig through the closet for your GC-GBA link cable 42 AFTERTHOUGHTS: SOCOM II Don't join Bravo team until you read these tactical strategies 46 EGM INTERNATIONAL E Batter up! Here's America's pastime š > like you've never seen it before У < 53 METROID: ZERO MISSION k B * Samus returns in portable form f 3 : ` 54.. AFTERTHOUGHTS: г тА, ` PRINCE OF PERSIA ` Я Е ‘We turn back the sands of time to ` . . РА ` -chat about POP's development Š STAR WARS: BATQEFRONE Opposing forces in a.galaxy far, - far away t take the fight. online ` 62 CHAMPIONS OF NORRATH: REALMS OF EVERQUEST: PLAY MONEY How eccentric folks from . + ` Take our personality testjo К EN RPG profile fits you best . 63 CELEBRITY “INTERVIEW X | Ktisfen Milier 64 THÉ BARD'S TALE ' "Newbie developer InXile breaks the rules of today's action-RPGs 68 FACTORY SHOWROOM Check out the latest and greatest game gadgets 72 SYPHON FILTER: THE OMEGA STRAIN A look at how to stop this deadly virus, online and off 74 ONLINE ` ' . We have the answers to all your Rainbow Six 3 questions 76 ОВАКЕМСАВО Revenge isn't as sweet without the help of a dragon 80 THE RUMOR MILL What's that? A Halo 2 delay? 82 THE SUFFERING „ Droppin’ the soap is the least of your worries in this survival-horror prison 86 THE НОТ 5 Master Chief reigns supreme...again 87 COMING SOON 16 ways to spend your holiday cash from the grandparents акаа We all know videogames аге mainstream. Every major newspaper from the San Francisco Chronicle to the Wall Street Journal has a videogame beat. Our industry makes more dough than Hollywood. Spike TV just had an awards show, and MTV is doing an hour-long special with us (see our Top 15 FINAL FANTASY XII Square Enix’s next big thing in the world of role-playing is revealed special, pg. 90). And my mom just bought an Xbox. Either videogames are mainstream or the world’s gone twirly-finger- "round-the-ear cuckoo. Readers: What do you think about this trend? Does it water down the fun or is it better to share Mario and co. with the rest of the world? Send your ЕЛКЕ КЫНА, zu di T апе gaming industry spend * their hard-earned cash `” thoughts to EGM@ziffdavis.com, and we'll print some of your comments in the next issue. In the meantime, enjoy a taste of the mainstream with our Top 15 Ultimate Games list, which was voted on by you and MTV.com readers. You may be surprised at who won #1.... —Shoe, Editor-in-Chief “REVIEW CREW у : Not one, not two, but three reviews for each game Я Multiplatform 120 Lowrider . 102 Мах Payne 2: The Fall of Max ENG í 106 SpyHunter 2 é 106 Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines’. š .Î 108 Sonic Héroes i 110 Mission: Imfossible Operation битта -' 7110. Monster 4x4: Masters of Metal EU Baldur's Gat 4 б ‘Gamecube PlayStation 2 127 ко Channel 112 Maximo- vs. Army d - B; 34 American Idol. EGM readers and MTV viewers join forces to rank the top games of the millennium, plus we find out what's next for these super- duper videogame franchises. “TRICKS OF THE TRADE ` ‘Game hints, tips, and cheats GAME OVER А buncha stuff that don't fit „ anywhere else, уа dig? 136 True Crime: Streets of L.A. 142 REST OF THE CRAP 137 Tony Hawk's Underground 143 CROSSWORD 137 Crimson Skies:'Hjgh Road’to Revenge 144 HOROSCOPES. ~ 138 StarWars Rogue. Squadron ВИ 7.145 NEXT | MONTH - Аер Ме, о “o лаб HSU & CHAN’. ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY eg@fww.egmmag.com e-13. Chief Dan "Shoe" Hsu our thumb calluses mahe children cry Executive Editor Mark MacDonald Senior Editor Crispin Boyer itor Chris "CJ" Johnston Editor Shane Bettenhausen 5 Editor Joe Fielder Editor-at-Large Demian Linn Associate Editor/Production Designer Paul Byrnes Associate Editor Bryan Intihar Associate Editor Shawn Elliott Tricks Editor David Hodgson Intemational Editor John Ricciardi Japanese Correspondent Yutaka Ohbuchi i DESIGN Guest Reviewers Art Director Monique Convert Associate Art Director Stefan Belavy CONTRIBUTORS DAN “SHOE” HSU, Editor-in-Chief JON DUDLAK Chris Baker, Daniel Boutros, Che Chou, Robert Coffey Kevin So many holiday games to play, but when Shoe takes a break Inspired by Fatal [een] Quee Eme n n pan койо, Dustin iti " i lostetler, Casey Loe, Miguel Lopez, Will O'Neal, Thierry Nguyen, Tom from editing, he goes back to good ol’ Rainbow Six 3 on Xbox Frame 2, Jon we Price, Marc Saltzman, Norm Scott, Seanbaby, Carrie Shepherd, Justin Live (aim for “EGM Shoe") and Final Fantasy Tactics Advance. out and captured ® ‘Speer, Scott Steinberg, Phil Theobald, Giancarlo Varanini Also Playing: Deus Ex: Invisible War, Simpsons: Hit and Run these elusive Founder Stove Harris Fave Genres: Just about everything spooks on his Senior Vice President Dale Strang antique shutterbox. Editorial Director John Davison Creative Director Simon Cox Business Director Cathy Bendoff MARK MACDONALD, Executive Editor While hi: ers! for being f to pl COPY DESK ile his workers! comp paperwork for being forced to play GREG FORD Copy Chief Tom Edwards Pokémon Channel without protective gear is being processed, This month, Copy Editors Greg Ford, Susie Ochs, Maritza Refuerzo Mark somehow finds the will to help write and edit the mag. F a от 2 PRODUCTION Now Playing: SOCOM I, Rainbow Six 3, Halo (PC) оп. star power- Senior Protucion Manage Ane Maria Miguel Fave Genres: Action, Adventure, Shooters slide, fun, stadium, Production Manager Monica Brent. Mario Kart, mush- Assistant Production Manager Teresa Newson room, 150cc, shell, CIRCULATION ulation Director Tracy Schultz y Sales Director Bob Kerekes wsstand Sales Manager Don Galen internet and Partnership Marketing Dir. Chris Wilkes PRINT SALES her Lee Uniacke в Group Publisher Stan Taigen vertising Director Marci Yamaguchi Territory Managers and Acct. Execs. JENNIFER TSAO, Managing Editor It's time to give a big shout out to all those brave American soldiers in the Middle East who've taken a minute to write nice letters to Jennifer. Come home soon—we miss ya! Now Playing: Prince of Persia, SSX 3, Final Fantasy X-2 (still...) Fave Genres: Adventure, Action Sports, Music, RPG cactus, banana... JOHN RICCIARDI Ricciardi's New Year's resolution: no more Dragon Bay Area. Ball Z reviews. (You Bay Area Peninsula; NV UT CRISPIN BOYER, Senior Editor District Sales Manager Mary Gray It's time to give a big shout out to all those EGM editors. got that, Shane?) nl Pan ive Aaron Gallion giving big shouts out to the soldiers in the Middle East. To Happy New Year! Pawan ата and Arizona those about to shout out, | salute you. Regioral S: Manager uie Steelman Now Playing: Mario Kart: Double Dash!!, Rainbow Six 3 ж не Ere гез: Action, Adventure, KEVIN GIFFORD AL, AR, CO, FL, IL, IN, KY, LA, MI, MN, MS, ND, Fave Genres AONE du Reviewini МЕ, NM, OH, OK, OR, SD, TN, TX, WA, WI, WY gus Regional Sales Manager Marc Callison EverQuest Online Account Execulive Candace Droz CHRIS “CJ” JOHNSTON, News Editor CJ's playing so much Rainbow Six 3 online (“EGM Chris" on Xbox Live) that he sneaks around the office yelling things like y East Adventures: CT, DC, DE, GA, MA, MD, ME, NC, NH, NJ, NY, PA, RI, SC; VA, VT Frontiers meant no. Regional Sales Manager lan Sinclair Account Executive Amy Mishra » x rfe social life for Kevin TUP.com ‘Breach and clear! before Kicking the bathroom door open. this month. \P/General Manager Tom Jessiman Now Playing: Rainbow Six 3, Mario Kart: DD!! Internet Sales Account Manager Bill Young Editor-in-Chief Sam Kennedy Senior Advertsing Coordinator Tipler Ubbelohde PATRICK MAURO Sales Assistant Alison Rubino " i MARKETING Syndicated radio Marketing Director Rey Ledda. guy plays video- As: Director May Tong games, watches Marketing Coordinator Wayne Shiu sports чега To contact Sales and Advertising, please call 415-547-8000 SHANE BETTENHAUSEN, Reviews Editor Over the past four years, Shane has lent his critical acumen to publications like Official U.S. PlayStation Magazine, Xbox Nation, GMR, Computer Gaming World, and Cat Fancy. Hesse, and aspires Chairman & CE0: Robert F. Callahan asta a cule Chief Operating Offer: Bart W. Catalane я 3 i Fir fi JOE FIELDER, Previews Editor W Each month, the enterprising editor- Quel лел! oar Old-school Apple Il RPG The Bard's Tale was the first game that ial staffs of our sister gaming mags К President, Joe ever lost major sleep playing, so we sent him down to (and website) XBOX NATION, mite SoCal to check out the new action-RPG update. Executive Vice President & Now Playing: Prince of Persia, Medal of Honor: Rising Sun GAMENOW, OFFICIAL US: PLATS: FEM Den Fave Genres: Action, Shooters, Strategy. TION MAGAZINE, GMR, and 1UP.COM Executive Vice President, lend several dozen helping hands (and т M & Secretary: blistered thumbs) to our Review Crew. Santor Vice Presidents: DEMIAN LINN, Editor-at-Large To research his Lowrider review Demian strongly considered attending some lowrider-related events, but ultimately decid- ed just to look at pictures on the Internet. Jasmine Alexander (Technology & Sales Operations) Tim Castelli (PC Magazine Group) Chris Dobbrow (Corporate Sales & Publisher, eWEEK) Larry Green (Business Development & Worldwide Licensing) The Contributors Charles Mast Circulation) n Seymour (Enterprise Group) Now Playing: Mario Kart: DD!!, Rainbow Six 3, Lowrider 19 (Game Group) Fave Genres: Action, Hockey, Racing, Fighting W SCOTT STEINBERG reveals the glitzy ng (Internet) lifestyles of game developers in our Vice Presidents: Play Money feature.... Ken Beach (Corporate Sales) Aaron Goldberg (Market Experts) Wi WILL O'NEAL, PC-hardware guru at m i a6 less (Event Marketing Group) Computer Gaming Wor, gives aiquickle Тот Jessiman (VP and General Manager, 1UP.com) lesson on building the ultimate compu- Michael Krieger (Market Experts) PAUL BYRNES, Associate Editor Taking a page from Max Payne's graphic novel, Paul's been trying to woo dangerous dames with hard-boiled noir-type | (Event Marketing Group) romanticynicism. So far, no dice. ter-gaming rig in Instant Expert.. Garie Lee پا‎ Мову TS Now Playing: Final Fantasy Tactics Advance, Prince of Persia m Prima Games’ tricks guru DAVID E Lundquist (Edern Gol SWEER Fave Genres: Adventure, RPG, Puzzle HODGSON tells you how to let Snoop Шш chron (Editoria Бена тело Dogg off the leash in True Crime. Раш O'Reilly (Event Marketing Group) it wri Ellen Pearlman (Editor-in-Chief, CIO Insight) W DANIEL BOUTROS, a Brit writer for Beth Repeta (Human Resources) the BBC, takes an inside look at the Marta shwartz (Custom Conterence Group) i i (oiv Pam Spector (Business Development and lı next installment in the Hitman series: Tom Steinert- relkeld (Editor-in-Chief, Ba: and lives to tell about it.... Stephen Sutton (Internet Audience Development) BRYAN INTIHAR, Associate Editor A pic of Bryan visiting Japan (for Final Fantasy XII) would be perfect here, but a problem with customs cost him his cam- era. He doesn't wanna talk about it! ional Licensing) Now Playing: Prince of Persia, NFL Street, Kingdom Hearts W JUSTIN SPEER gives you the skinny Eee ure ad Fave Genres: Action, Adventure; Sports on The Suffering, as well as the games. Monica Vila (Event Marketing Group) you're starving for in The Hot Five. Senior Director, Manufacturing: Carlos Lugo Director of Corporate Communications: Randy Zane IT West Coast. № CASEY LOE helps aspiring role-play- ers pick the perfect character class in Senior Technical Analyst Bill Schmelzer Champions of Norrath... Technical Specialist Bob Hall SHAWN ELLIOTT, Associate Editor To research his Lowrider review Shawn strongly considered looking at pictures on the Internet, but ultimately decided just to attend some lowrider-related events. Now Playing: Lowrider, Max Payne 2, NFL Street Fave Genres: Fighting, Shooters, Adventure, Racing inyone on this masthead via e-mail name_lastname@zit{davis.com) W 1UP.com's KEVIN GIFFORD finds out Е why it pays to have four GBAs when playing the forthcoming Final Fantasy: Subscription Service 800-895-9571 Crystal Chronicles. E-mail subhelp@egmmag.com 14 • ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY • www.egmmag.com b is not a mere battle of brawn. In this. world, war must be Wet with а уагу rmy of demons, centaurs and dragons. Exploit their strengths. Mind thet wrath. Cast magic spells. Pit darkness against light. Bend їне, ~ Fantasy Violence ESRB CONTENT RATING _www.estb.org EVERYONE SOME | EW, HERGES. Mild Fantasy Violence "5 TIME FOR Sega is registered in the 05 Patent and Trademark Ofico, SEGA, the E logo, Soni ium and Sonic The Hedgehog are either registered trademarks or trademarks of SEGA CORPORATION. Original Game SEGA @SONICTEAM/SEGA, 2003. All Rights Reserved TM, lintendo GameCube logo are trademarks of Nintendo. "PlayStation" and the "PS" Family logo ate registered trademarks of Sony Computer Entertainment Inc, Microsoft (box and the Xbox logos are either registered trademarks or trademarks of Microsoft Corporation in te U.S, and/or in other countries and are used under lcenso from Microsoft: The ratings icon is a registered traclernark of the Entertainment Software Association. NINTENDO GAMECUBE. “ИЧ : Qut (үү Wut ч ranting, raving, and a very excited mario 1 want you! For the Imperial army. is his castle In your recent review of Jedi Academy (XB) [EGM #174, page 156], reviewer Bryan Intihar wondered, "Since when did Darth Vader have a castle?" Well, since Timothy Zahn's Thrawn Trilogy book series (in which Luke Skywalker is trying to found a school for Jedi). In one of Luke's many adventures, he finds himself at his father's castle, Casa de Vader, a submerged dwelling which can only be entered by using the Force to raise the house up from the depths. | don't know if it's the same in the game— don't have an Xbox, because my wife says a PlayStation 2 and GameCube are enough (shows what she knows about gaming). Hope 1 didn't geek out too much on you there, but | know you guys and gal at EGM understand. —Scott Shiveley Casa de Vader? Even if what you say is true...we choose not to believe it. history | understand that everyone has a brain fart now and then, but you are gonna make some people mad unless you print a correction to the typo that appeared not once, but twice on page 32 of EGM #173. You wrote that the murdered girl in Final Fantasy Vil was named “Aerith,” but as letters 15 Blake's grandkids will read this Someday and say, “Grandpa, you were a jerk!” of the month You're kind of right, but mostly wrong. Her name is Aeris in the U.S. version of FFVII, but Аегїїһ in the original Japanese. When Square released Kingdom | am sure you know by now (since you have undoubtedly received billions of e-mails correcting this blunder), her name was Aeris. | hope you guys didn't receive a letter bomb from Hearts here some crazy 37-year-old (featuring dude who has made Aerith), the name his closet into a change was shrine for her. —Drew Miller official. Didn’t you get the memo? Painful As | was reading A he review of Project Gotham Racing 2 in Amanda Hugginkiss Hello EGM! Me-Blake Peters, and my friends have all been contacting x box for over a year now. We call there and say that our name is Chuck, and we've been doing this from each other's houses alot and each time we swear at them and piss them off generally! Like saying how doyou properly put marmalade in the x box without it breaking or can i fix my x box my bringing to the shed and hitting it with a hammer. No matter what we say it makes us laugh hartily. Just a couple minutes ago the head of the x box department in Austin Texas phoned my friend's house and said that a man named Chuck keeps on harrassing the employees and 46 people have complained. — Blake Peters FBI: This is the guy. Blake Peters. We have his address. 20 • ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY • www.egmmag.com Congrats, Megan Dinner! As our Letter of the Month winner, you've got a Nyko iType2 PS2 controller winging its way to you. It's like the love child of a DualShock and a keyboard! EGM #174 (раде 150), | noticed that you said "kudo" is the second ugliest word in the English language. If this is true, could you please solve all my problems and tell me, what's the first ugliest word? —Nich Backman Hemorrhoid. CONTACT EGM E-mail us at EGM@ziffdavis.com and get a soulless auto-response in return! It's like a magic bit of the magazine that only you and a million Viagra spammers ever get to see. Or, write the address below and get nothing. EGM Letters 101 2nd Street, 8th Floor San Francisco, CA 94105 GOT BEEF? Picture it: our customer service department, a small army, singing along to Eminem’s “Lose Yourself” in anticipation of hearing from little old you! E-mail: subhelp@egmmag.com Website: http://service.egmmag.com Phone toll-free: (800) 779-1174 Old-fashioned way: P.0. Box 55722 Boulder, CO 80322-5722 REPRINTS? Call (800) 290-5460 to order article reprints. Use ’em as wallpaper! “a gore-drenched ‚ТИШЕ Ж y "'Midway's action/horror excursion into - : hair-raising territory” - GamePro THESUFFERING.MIDWAY.COM Iron Man in reader Kevin Hawkey's mocked-up game screen (left)...Iron Man іп THUG (right). lives again On page 24 of EGM #173, you featured a game called Tony Stark's Pro Skater in your Game Design-0-Rama section, with а screenshot of a skating Iron Man. The thing is, in Tony Hawk's Underground [released after the mag came out—Ed.] you really can unlock and play as Iron Man! Pretty cool coincidence. — Yeyeman Nostradamus called it: “In two double aught three, a ferrous man shall mount a wheeled board. Oh, and the world ends." Gee, part 2 On page 20 of EGM #173, you printed a letter from Michelle Villmer, who'd named her girl Rinoa (a FFVIII character). Seeing as how some great new games in the Final Fantasy Series are on the way, | thought it was time to come clean. | named my first child Aerith. 1 just loved the name...I'm not a freak, really! —Richard Corral, Jr. Gee, part 3 My wife and | named our firstborn son Donovan, after the Darkstalkers and Puzzle Fighter series character. We followed the tradition when our daughter came along two years later and gave her the middle name Morrigan. It's great that people are naming their kids after the things that make them happy. Congrats to Michelle Villmer on her daughter Rinoa! —Mike Block sometimes win— It would appear the fearsome cheat protection that was to safeguard SOCOM II online play has been circumvented. Less than two weeks after release, folks have figured out some sort of glitch to get around Sony's security by using cheat hardware like the GameShark. Infinite ammo and infinite grenades appear to be a reality. Bummer, eh? —Edward A. Picchi We'd heard mumblings about that and asked Sony what was up. According to Patrick Seybold, senior PR manager for Sony CEA: "SOCOM II: U.S. Navy SEALs has not been cracked. As we have | mentioned in the past, the cheat detection in SOCOM Il is handled on the | server side, and we are able to detect and thwart cheating attempts on the back end. We have already identified the method used by this individual and have tested and updated our servers to prevent this type of cheat. This is an isolated incident, and we have made the necessary changes as needed." Not quite sure what Seybold was on about with all that talk of thwarting and back ends, but looks like problem solved. n populi Is it just me, or does your evil mercenary friend Canderous in Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic (XB) sound a lot like Solidus Snake from Metal Gear Solid 2? Has anyone else noticed this? —Bry Wiz Actor John Cygan voiced both Canderous and Solidus Snake, as well as characters in Grandia 2 (PS2) and a> W OOPS! The tiny hobos that infest our office but are visible only in our peripheral vision have struck again! In our Ultimate Review Archive (EGM #174, page 170) we incorrectly listed the PS2 version of Grandia Il as scoring three 9.05 (out of 10). Turns out that was the rating for the Dreamcast game—the PS2 version actually received a 4.0, on account of it being a shamefully bad port of the quite good original. KOTOR's Canderous doesn't go anywhere without his pleather vest. GAME DESIGN-O-RAMA Another month, another passel of videogame inspiration. Keep the ideas (and art) coming to EGM@ziffdavis.com, subject: design-o-rama NINJAS ARE SOOO F-ING SWEET! Tired of ninja clone after ninja clone? Do you have to buy Shinobi Gaiden Part 27 and all the other sequels that come out? No more! We have collected everything that makes ninjas so f-ing sweet and put it all in one game! Become invisible! Chop your enemies in half! Battle pirates from outer space! Make it with ninja babes! | have to go lie down now. —Mike Fatum MIGHTY MORPHIN' SPACE TURBO POWER RANGERS IN THE LOST GALAXY Transform into a colored-spandex hero and take down whatever monster is attacking the local juice bar. Call in your Super Ultra Thunder Ninja MegaZord robotic vehicles to battle space monsters, and keep your identity a secret by wearing civilian clothes that color coordinate with your ranger suit! —Bob Cassella SEAGULL BATTALION: LINE OF FECES In Seagull Battalion, you play a seagull named Bob, who lives to release effluvium onto nearby humans. As Bob collects birdseed, pressure slowly builds up in the stomach bar. When the bar is full, you have 15 seconds to unleash hell. —Brendon Quebedeaux 22 * ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY • www.egmmag.com The sequel to Sega’s megahit puts you in the role of a sushi chef at a floundering Tokyo restaurant. You've spawned a brilliant plan to reel in customers: Raise chatty Seamen in your shop-front tank that interact with diners before you slice | and dice 'em into quivering cubes, served with wasabi and tice, Features analog chopstick physics! —Neil Austin FALLOUT DAYCARE In the year 2142, the postapocalyptic world needs a hero. That hero needs someone to watch after his kids. In Fallout Daycare, you play Jack, a man in power armor who is ready to take on any task—like diaper changing, bottle warming, and even nap time. See Jack’s youth disappear as the children suck the very life out of his soul in this tactical baby-sitting sim. — Patrick Malone ZOMBIES ATE MR. ROGERS’ NEIGHBORHOOD Protect the small town you grew up in from various demons, zombies, doom trolleys, and pink Christina Aguilera monsters. You will also have to face the notorious dictator King Friday with just your trusty water gun and a cardigan. — Doug Duncan М Giant rock I saw this ad on nintendo.com, and 20 minutes later it was taken down. 1 guess they realized what Mario was up to. . Sigmund Freud called; he wants his enormous wang back. rae Dark Cloud 2 (PS2). He's also guest starred (the whole guy, not just his voice) on NYPD Blue, X-Files, and Frasier, in case you'd like to follow his entire oeuvre. bride Everyone has heard about people who have met and married because of EverQuest [PC]—it seems no other online game has been such a successful matchmaker. Well, my mother and stepfather met on the Dreamcast version of Phantasy Star Online and have been married now for nearly two years. Ah, videogame love. Maybe this will inspire some other gamers with online love interests to get hitched. Or not. - —Terrance Lau 3 even those without a warranty. The only stipulation is that you can't have installed a mod-chip or opened the unit. | just thought you guys would like to help me spread the news. Wait, can you hear that? A nerd just got his wings. —Robert Wilkins You sure about that? We called Sony’s customer service line, and they said disc- read-error repairs are still being handled on a case-by-case basis—no policy of fixing all DRE-afflicted PS2s for free is in Healthy glow effect. That was а dirty trick, Bob. Sticker I'm a huge Final Fantasy fan and an even bigger Sephiroth (FFVII) fan. | mean, who isn't? The man is just so good at being bad—and hot to boot. In an effort to customize my 2003 Pontiac Vibe (and in anticipation of the upcoming Fantasy flick Advent Children), | decided to honor Sephiroth and Cloud. | got official images from Kingdom Hearts and Advent Children made into decals for my car. And by the way, I'm 21 and | do have a life. Keep up the good work! —den Ursillo —Bradley Klutz How "bout it? Any other beautiful romances take root on the arid steppes of online console gaming? We wanna know! Send pictures. False Have you heard about Sony’s new repair policy for PS2s? Apparently, so many people complained about the DRE (Disc Read Error) problem that a class-action suit was filed, and Sony is now offering to repair all PlayStation 2s with this problem, 24 e ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY • www.eqmmag.com In response to your Worst Box Art sidebar in EGM #174 (page 188), you neglected to include this awesome stinker: Dungeon Explorer 2 for the TurboGrafx 16. Apparently, everyone in the game is radioactive. In your face, Michelangelo! —Rodney Brett Wow. Dungeon Explorer 215 truly a vision in pastels. Sharks, spiders, and submarines, oh dear You missed one crucial contender in your Worst Box Art thingie—l'm referring, of course, to 1991's runaway Nintendo Entertainment System hit, Treasure Master. Whoever was in charge of the box art for this gem surely must have recognized every videogame consumer's uncontrollable attraction to a bad likeness of Corey Haim. Fathers hide your daughters; here comes the Treasure Master! — Peter Athas Dungeon Explorer is certainly terrifying, but Treasure Master is straight-up design-by- committee-of-idiots genius. On a box. Think you've found а better (as їп worse) example of heinous box art? Send it in! 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Expect more Е Y goin’ strong—you can rest info to steadily leak out in the Even if yon donit recognize the name, of Final assured that Square Enix’s role- months to come, but here’s 12 Fantasy XII $ director/producer, there’ sa good playing fantasy is far from being morsels of XII goodness to satisfy chance you've played one of his previous final. The company recently lifted your chocobo’s hearty appetite for P works. Yasumi Matsuno 5 responsible for such the veil on the next installment, the time being. —Вгуап Intihar PlayStation 1 hits as Final Fantasy Tactics, Vagrant Story, the Ogre Battle series, and most recently, Final Fantasy Tactics Advance for Game Boy Advance. The World Just as in Final Fantasy Tactics and Tactics Advance, the world of Ivalice provides the backdrop here. But fans of those games shouldn't expect to instantly recognize XII's stomping grounds. “[This world of Ivalice] is anoth- er version of what you've seen previously,” says Art Director Hideo Minaba. "[This game] is an opportunity to present it in a different way." E The Story Xil’s plot centers on a war within a war. Two rival fac- tions, the Arcadia and Rosaria Empires, are wrapped up in one heavy-duty cross-continental conflict. But, in the midst of battle, the Arcadians seize control of a small neutral kingdom called Dalmasca. The game's two heroes call this place home, so they eventually meet up and set out to evict their uninvited guests. The Love Story? Vaan's a guy. Ashe's a chick. So it makes perfect sense that, in typical RPG fashion, the two will flirt and finally hook up seconds before the closing credits roll, right? Don't count on it. Minaba says their relationship “is not as serious in terms of love.” But Character | Designer Akihiko Yoshida adds, “it might not be love between = [Vaan and Ashe], but there may be other love [interests]." The Heroine Her story: Ashe, 19-year-old heir to the Dalmascan throne ife ambition: Lead the resis- tance to drive the Arcadia Empire outta the kingdom j Takes fashion advice from: A s à № The Него The gals of Final Fantasy X-2 ` d T k zx His story: Vaan, 17-year-old 4 f Dalmascan who lost his family in the war with the Arcadians Life ambition: Become an air pirate and have his own airship Takes fashion advice from: ae 30 • ELECTRONIC GAMING-MONTHLY € www.egmmag.com жы. Pe —— qx The Airship(s) According to Minaba, these Final Fantasy trademarks “will have a more prominent role [than in pre- vious games], whether it be just a stage for an event or used as your means of transportation” And as variety is the spice of life, Matsuno assures us that a large number of unique flying vessels will litter XII's skies. | The Logo In Tactics Advance, Judges are knights who enforce rules and laws. But Matsuno says that in XII the Јидде5 are “depicted as a group of 1 knights [who produce] terror and ПИВА fear." Both the developer's words and zx shi the trailer we saw in Japan suggest that they pledge alle- giance to the Arcadia Empire, or better yet, are its leaders. Either way, these bad boys are pretty important. Why else would one of them make up the game's logo? The Camera All the offline Final Fantasy games have automatically controlled your view of the action, until now. “The cam- era angle will be [adjustable] 360 degrees,” says Minaba, “closer to Final Fantasy Xl, where you can see = [from both] first- and third-person perspectives. [We're even] creating ceilings, and drawings on the ceilings, which you can view." > Van "s ` ж 4 Ñ ч RISE OF THE MACHINES NOT ENOUGH TERMINATOR FOR : REDEMPTION (MULTIPLATFORM), ANOTHER GAME ВА: ) 27 E x š < К m» r^ © press start: | ET final fantasy хи | | Л | dt The art team visited Turkey, which partly influenced the | game's Mediterranean Sea-style setting. Other sources include areas in India and New York City, as well as nil Arabic and ancient Roman cultures. A central theme in XI/'s story is structure and social | class. One way the development team will flesh out this subject is by providing nonhuman races with a more significant role than ever before. Already, we can tell | à from the trailer and select screenshots that a floppy- ; e F: eared, but strangely sexy, Viera (below left, in the thong) is a member of your party, and the lizardlike Bangaa (below right) act as judge henchmen (side note: both character types were first seen in Tactics Advance). 2 • ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY • www.egmmag.com Unlike in XI, an Internet con- nection isn't required to enjoy this role-playing expedition. "XII is going to be an offline дате,” says Minaba. "Matsuno mentioned that he would love to have an online component, but there are no elements that are going to be online." у * | E à V aM QUESTIONS, QUESTIONS We know you're about to ask, “But wait а sec, what f about the...” Stop right there, fellow moogle lover. We have several burning questions, too—just take a look below. And as soon as we get the answers, you'll be the first to know. 1. How will Final Fantasy XII's battle system differ from previous games' systems? AII we've heard so far is that it may resemble Vagrant Story's combat, which focuses largely on timing and defense. . Who and how many characters will eventually join your party? . ХІРЅ sound team commented that it is “trying to do something new" outside of the game's songs. Just how exactly will this affect gameplay? . The trailer shows a woman who looks like Ashe dressed in full bridal attire. But with whom is she tying the knot? . Matsuno mentioned that the world of Vagrant Story is also related to Ivalice. Does this mean you'll meet up with any characters from that PS1 title in XII? &x& >> PUBLISHER PLAYLOGIC SAYS IT WILL RELEASE PSP RACING (TENTATIVE TITLE) FOR SONY'S PLAYSTATION PORTABLE SIMULTANEOUSLY WITH THE SYSTEM'S LAUNCH IN FALL 2004... >> АТРЅР Sony shows off an early concept of its PlayStation Portable ote to Sony: Stop the incessant teasing already. The early con- cept model of the PlayStation Portable (aka PSP, shown below) revealed by Sony Computer Entertainment prez Ken Kutaragi at a recent event in Japan has merely fueled our growing excitement over the mysterious handheld. The final prod- uct, which will play games, music, movies, and possibly double as a cell phone, will likely bear little resemblance to what you see here, but this early, rough sketch hints at some design ideas Sony is considering. (We won't know for sure until it's unveiled this May at the annual Electronic Entertainment Expo in Los Angeles.) Sense of style — Game Boy, it ain't. Unlike previous attempts at portable game decks, this has a very adult, high-tech gad- get look (more so than even Nintendo's GBA SP). Which is important, when you consider PSP's rumored $299 price tag. WHAT'S MISSING? Where's the Memory Stick port? Where's the headphone jack and vol- ume control? Will the promised digital and analog directional pads be com- P Phantasy Star gets a new paint job. Touchpad buttons — Apple's iPod music player's got 'em; perhaps Sony is considering the same idea: buttons and a control pad that activate mere- ly by touch (no pressing down neces- sary). We wonder how this will work in practice (or hold up over feverish game playing), but you gotta admit it gives the machine a badass look. bined? If this thing can also double as a phone, where are the buttons? Where do | talk into? (Моје to self: That's why this is an "early concept") GRUDGE MATCH Six rounds, two Princes, one helluva matchup PRINCE Can the exotica of Persia challenge the erotica of Prince? биг scienticians bravely played through Sands of Time and watched Purple Rain, Under the Cherry Moon, and yes, even Graffiti Bridge (moan) to bring you the facts: ARAB TIES Uses ancient Middle Eastern weapons in battle Advantage: Prince of Persia Uses ancient Middle Eastern symbol to sign checks WEAPON OF CHOICE The “Yellow Cloud” xa >. 5s Dagger of Time M | SOCIAL AGENDA Alters time, then parties Advantag ince of Persia WARDROBE Drag queen/space pirate/gigolo Aladdin FAMILY ISSUES Father beaten by sand Advantag Mother beaten by father Advantage: Tie LOVE INTEREST Slave girl Farah & Advantage: Prince of Persia (the Sands of Time can keep her bod forever young...) Apollonia Kotero REIGNINGICHAMES >> MARKET RESEARCHER IN-STAL/MDR SAYS THAT THE GAMES BIZ WILL ONCE AGAIN SURPASS BOX OFFICE RECEIPTS IN '03, DESPITE LOWER CONSOLE SHIPMENTS AND КЕМЕМЏЕ5.... >> 34 • ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY • www.egmmag.com EVERYONE Soccer Craze. One of 12.€ueTou; ау games that makes you the star. EyeToy puts yoU'on-screen and its motion-tracking technelogy puts you incharge, letting Your body control the action. Everyone can watch, Anyone con play. And you can be on the TV. PLAY IN OURS Violence LIVE IN YOUR WXR LD: Screen is simulated. EyeToy ™ Play, Game @ 2003 Sony Computer Entertainment Europe. Developed by London Studios. EyeToy arid EyeToy: Play are trademarks of Sony Computer Entertainment Europe. All tights: reserved. ^PlayStation; and the^PS" Family logo are registered trademarks of Sony Computer Entertainment Inc, “Live In Your World; Play In'Qurs." is a teadémark of Sony Computer Entertainment America Inc. BACK IN BUSINESS We make first contact with Hitman: Contracts, the silent assassin’s lethal PS2 and Xbox sequel. And he will not be killing you softly making kills—a career that’s warped his view on life. “The player will see the game from the hitman’s eyes,” says Thor Frolich, a designer at Danish developer 10 Interactive, “so things will be much darker and sinister this time.” | That doesn't mean IO is going over- board with schizo effects. "It won't be ‘psycho vision’ or anything like that," Frolich says. We do know Agent 47 will all it an on-the-job hazard: If you assassinate people for a living, it'll eventually mess with your head. That's the first message we're get- ting from Hitman: Contracts, the PS2 and Xbox sequel to the multiplatform sleeper hit Hitman 2. Due spring 2004, the game once again stars Agent 47, а genetically enhanced badass (too bad they couldn't cure the baldness) who pays the bills by stalk targets in a nightclub so choked with smoke he can only see their silhou- ettes. He'll also make lethal use of such dissimilar objects as a pillow, chainsaw, pool cue, and nail gun over the course of ` the game. Adding to the mystery: 10 says scenarios in Contracts were inspired by the hitman film Ghost Dog (makes sense) and the English period piece Gosford Park ` (figure that one out). 4 © Grime time: Hitman: Contracts’ world will be a grimmer, sleazier place. Wait'll you meet the Meat King (far right), a regular at the Slaughterhouse Nightclub. Check out the tighty whities, ladies. We'll have more pieces of the puzzle next month, when we run the first exclu- Sive screens of Contracts, which so far seems like it shan't be a killjoy for fans of the last game. “We think Hitman [as it stands] works pretty damn well,” Frolich says. "[We've taken] what works and cut out [what doesn’t] and we're refining the whole experience.” ёф —Daniel Boutros A DISGRUNTLED GAMER HAS KICKED OFF A CLASS-ACTION LAWSUIT AGAINST ELECTRONICS BOUTIQUE, CLAIMING THAT THE GAME-STORE CHAIN SOLD USED GAMES AS NEW. 36 • ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY • www.egmmag.com GAMES electronics boutique’ Sonic embarks on his biggest adventure PlayS tatio n.e == ever with his trademark hlazing speed > and a new gameplay twist. Control three E playable characters simultaneously; using € © N M € E speed, power, and flight to conquer massive => = | | € worlds. Using the three formations and the Д Е R E S Ў | ` powerful moves that each team member has, Sonic and his friends combine forces to battle the ultimate evil. y i EVERYONE | d 1 ї ~ CONTENT rareo sY ESRB #239578-8 $49.99 ( { GET SONIC 9 99 № U HEROES FOR ONLY " when you trade-in 4 non-sport PlayStation 2, Xbox or GameCube games. Limit one per customer. Cannot be combined with any other trade-in offer or promotion. Not valid on previous purchases. Coupon must be present at time of purchase. No rain checks will be issued. No duplicate titles. Boxes and instructions must be included. Customer is responsible for sales tax in some states. Typographical errors are not the responsibility of EB Games. Some exclusions may apply. See sales associate for : complete details. Offer valid 1/6/04-2/6/04. EBC3003340 ЕВСАМЕ$ Call 1-800-800-5166 for the store nearest you or visit us at www.ebgames.com INSTANT EXPERT: Quick info on picking the right PC hardware s your smarty-pants PC-play- ing pals have reminded you, computer gaming is going through a renaissance. And although most-wanted PC releases like Doom 3 and Half-Life 2 will hit the consoles eventually, they'll be prettier on PC as long as you have the right hardware. So we lay out the essentials for you console gamers who haven't kept up with the monster rigs. Pump it up To play the latest and greatest games, your “з basic gaming РС “ should pack the fol- lowing specs: At least a 262 processor, 512MB of RAM, an 8068 hard drive, and a decent graph- ics card (more on that in a sec). You can get a rig like this from Vicious PC (www.vicious- pc.com) for around $1,000. Nvidia's best: the GeForce FX 5950 Ultra It's in the cards A gaming PC's most essential ingredient is its graphics card, the doodad that powers your games’ visuals. Nearly all off-the-shelf PCs come with a card (keep reading to see if yours is a good one), but you'll need to upgrade this component every two years or so. And you have two major manufacturers, АТ! and Nvidia, vying for your dol- lar. If you've got $400 to burn, go for the 256MB behemoths like ATI's Radeon 9800 XT or Nvidia’s GeForce FX 5950 Ultra. Too steep? Nvidia’s $100 128MB GeForce FX 5200 will do the job, but you'll need to swap it for a punchier card when Half-Life 2 and Doom 3 come out. For about $120, you can get ATI's 128MB Radeon 9600 Pro. And $200 will get you either ATI's 128MB Best of As not seen on TV: Five must-play PC-only hits Battlefield 1942 Nab the Secret Weapons expansion for the best online shooter on PC. Call of Duty from the guys Honor series. Intense WWII action behind EA’s Medal of Lock On You won't find a jet- combat simulator this ultrarealistic on the consoles. Tron 2.0 38 * ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY « www.egmmag.com A stunning sequel to the flick in game form, complete with lightcycle racing. Radeon 9600 XT or Nvidia's 128MB GeForce FX 5700 Ultra. Unlike cheaper cards, these babies have enough power to enable features like antialiasing and anisotropic filtering, which smooth out jaggy 3D graphics. Control freakery Can't live without a joypad? Logitech's $20 Dual Action USB Gamepad is essentially a PC version of the PS2 Dual Shock. Speed freaks will drool over Logitech's $140 МОМО Force Wheel (it's got leather padding!). And flight-sim fans will find all the throttle and rudder control they need in Microsoft's $70 Sidewinder Force Feedback 2. —William O'Neal Feel your games with the Force Feedback 2. Neverwinter Nights RPG perfection from the makers of Knights of the Old Republic (Xbox). OLD SCHOOL 10 years ago in EGM Е On the Cover: NBA Jam Only one sports game has ever been on the cover of EGM—and no, it's not Madden. н, NBA Jam, Acclaim's arcade-style 2-оп-2 b-baller, inhabited our prime real estate а десаде ago. Game of the Month: NBA Jam (SNES) The addictive jamming sim also scored four nines out of 10 from our Review Crew, nabbing the cov- eted Game of the Month position. ОШ Skitchin’ Even back in '94, some games— like EA's Sega Genesis roller-blad- ing action title, Skitchin —let you live out your law-breakin’ dreams without the associated jail time. Skitchin’ had you lace up your skates, head for the street, grab onto the back of а car, and гасе other bladers while bashing the hell out of them with crude weapons. Sega’s All-In-One Also this month 10 years ago, Sega unveiled its Genesis CDX device—a 16-bit Genesis, Sega CD, and portable CD player in one tiny $400 box. The system went on sale in March '94 but never gained much acceptance, due in large part to its luxury-item price tag. >> MORE DOWNLOADABLE CONTENT IS AVAILABLE NOW FOR MICROSOFT'S URBAN RACER MIDTOWN MADNESS 3. YOUR DREAMS OF RACING AS A DUMPSTER HAVE COME TRUE... >> www.gamefly.com/egm proves no man is a fantasy island ot a GameCube? Own a Game Boy Advance? And do you know three friends with GBAs? Then—and only then—you have the oh-so-costly ideal setup for Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles, due for GameCube this February. Yup, Square's first Nintendo RPG in eight years can be played alone, but it's really meant to be enjoyed with three or four peo- ple at once, all with their own GBA. In fact, extra players can't play with Cube con- trollers, even if they wanted to. So why go through all the bother? Multiplayer speeds Keeping it on your radar up combat, enables massive combo attacks, and adds the extra element of trying to nab treasure and special abilities before your slowpoke friends. To understand how it all works in action, check out this typical four-player game setup—the GBA screens below* show off everything you manage on the handheld while playing. —Kevin Gifford * What?!? You don't read Japanese?!? Sorry, but Nintendo was unwilling to give us screenshots of the U.S. version of the game. Every member of your crew has his own type of radar: a geographical map, a monster detector, a treasure-chest locator, or a "scouter" that displays info on the enemy currently attacking you. Exactly which radar every player gets is random—it changes with each level—so you'll need to rely on one another to get the full lay of the land. HP а ОРИ Е BANDE У | ansa Listing off your action items The A button in Crystal Chronicles is used for everything from swishing 1 your sword to casting magic and eating food. You choose A-button actions on your GBA screen, making up a "command list" that you scroll through in-game with the L and R buttons. The size of the com- mand list is limited, but you can earn extra slots in the game. 7-1 ____- Ч >> THE MUCH-PUBLICIZED THEFT OF THE HALF-LIFE 2 SOURCE CODE LEFT THE PC VERSION OF THE HOTLY ANTICIPATED FIRST-PERSON SHOOTER DELAYED UNTIL EARLY '04. UNFORTUNATELY, jum 40 • ELECTRO wae UE ING sg On GameCube Crystal Chronicles is the story of a group of kids sent off to fetch sacred dew from a mana tree—the only stuff that protects the local village from the poisonous, fog- like Miasma that covers the world. You collect this dew in a Crystal Cage, which one member of your party car- ries around above his or her head as you venture around each level. Wander outside the protective barrier the Crystal provides, and you'll slowly lose health and eventually keel over. Character building is simple—you can stop in town to buy better armor and weapons and equip magic spells you find conveniently strewn about in treasure chests. If you and a friend both attack or cast spells at an enemy at the same time, you can unleash more pow- erful effects. For example, two players casting Thunder on the same creature can result in the more powerful Thundara attack, or a resurrection spell and a fire spell combo will stop a zombie un-dead in its tracks. pere E ~ 5 5 = Н > ling towns, each player can stop by shops and blacksmiths (who can build you new weapons) without anyone having to wait for their turn. usually receive letters from home—via moogle courier, of course. You're When a player talks to a shopkeeper, the store's list of items opens only on Offered several responses to each letter you receive, and if you're nice to your that character's GBA screen—so you can go buy some fish while your j ОЧ! folks, they'll send you food, money, and items for free later оп. It's like begging friend geeks out at the blacksmith’s sword selection. 2 Mom for pizza money...except without having to clean out the garage. $ N 7 ELECTRONIC GAMING МОМЕНТ • www.egmmag.com • 41 EM © 6 Whether you're а grizzled Veteran or a te nOOb', we got the SOCOM II ies and secrets you need to know press start: socom | com Sthat й UD is Online spoñk fOr “newbie,” which hink M4A1 т И to do with bingo? When some- one spots à tango do you look for the dance floor? Well put yourself at ease, soldier. Оиг chat with SOCOM II Senior Producer Seth Luisi online speak for "you suck,” has enough military intel and killer tactics on the Р52 Squad shooter to turn even you Јова Lennon-type tie- dyed in the wool hippies into John Rambo-style killing machines. =-Магк MacDonald PF SINGLE PLAYER- Slow down! “The best way to play is to move slowly. If you tell your teammates to fire at will and just try to run through and Rambo a level, it's going to be a lot more difficult. If you use the cover and the environment and move carefully, it'll go a lot easier.” Open the secret objectives “To find and achieve a lot of the secret objectives, you just have to use stealth. The majority of them open only if you haven't given yourself away—like when you overhear enemy conversations. Others are [gained by] killing a certain portion of enemy troops." тиз vbt eet alwata M. | dw a my peremit эм, >> FOR MORE TIPS, CHECK OUT THE MESSAGE BOARDS AT THE OFFICIAL SOCOM II SITE А! Split up your team "You can complete a lot of objectives through good teammate management. Send them ahead to map points while you take a different route. A lot of people don't utilize [Bravo Team] nearly to the extent that you can, but this type of mul- titasking is pretty effective. [As for the most important vocal command,] 'Fire at will’ is great; sneak up on the enemy first, then use it to have your teammates open fire." Hidden voice commands "One of the interesting things about the first SOCOM was how people made up these 'hidden' voice commands that actually weren't in the game. But they would write on Internet message boards and swear they were. So, we made sure to put some hidden voice commands in SOCOM II. There's one, as soon as you hear back, like, ‘Enemy spotted, 12 o'clock, you can say, ‘Bravo, kill target,’ and they'll take 'em out.” > 42 • ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY • www.egmmag.com “We're set up to detect cheaters, and we will take action against them.” —SOCOM II Senior Producer Seth Luisi № Luisi's favorite online map? “Fox Hunt. The grass and the rolling hills, all the different ways you can move through that level—it’s a lot of fun.” «routor 19841 \YSTATION.COM. LOOK UNDER "COMM STATION" ONCE THE ANNOYING ANIMATION STOPS.... >> With Power Pitching," | own the plate. Fastball, Palmball, Slider, Knuckle-curve, doesn't matter. Because with my ve-loc-ity, you'll be hitting air and riding pine. My proof? The ESPN K Zone don't lie. Swing away, Gi-am-bi. Done Deal. EVERYONE хеох PlayStation.e ESPNVIDEOGAMES.com — m | | IN `ЧВАЗЕВАН. @ press start: | socom ll 1 “We will have substantial downloadable content available [for SOCOM II] when the PS2 Hard Disk launches in March.” — COMMUNICATION SS Chat it up Update early and often “Teams that communicate well will “Giving updates is really important. If you 4 с always have an advantage. Even if the know where the enemy is at, it really gives B d T k a ak players on the other team are much bet- — your team an advantage. Communicating i т b | ter individually, they're not going to win enemy positions is extremely important, if they split up and run around trying to and it's something that isn’t done nearly get more kills. Communicating, setting enough online. In SOCOM И, it's much eas- up subteams to cover different pinch ier [to do] since you can see who is talking points in the level, setting up people to and where they are. It helps to know the protect your base while others go out 0 тар, and if you see a guy with a bomb, let try to blow up the other base—these are people know where he is—being a scout good team tactics that really help a lot” сап be huge.” Y» зим та Ин = p m #7 outon LA №. 068 Aum lll ~ ч E Ы DST n L| Come up with meum for ditferent parts of each map so you can tell teammates where the stutt is hitting the fan [жиек from left to right: the gas station, the courtyard, and the tanks). The best weapons s offline HK-5K. | also like using the M203 Breach other enemies who are watching those “It really depends on the mission. If grenade launcher when it’s available—a “There are always going to be pinch pinch points. Make sure your guys stay you’re using stealth, you want to use great support weapon. Our testers actt points [spots one team must pass together—a lot of times it helps to just suppressed weapons. But a lot of the ally nicknamed it the 'nOOb tube’ [since through to get to the goal —Ed.] in focus on one pinch point so you can unsuppressed weapons take fewer hits everyone seems to want to use the breach. A lot of times the terrorist team have an overwhelming force in that area to kill people—my favorite unsup- grenade launcher right away], but it will get bored, and a lot of them will run instead of splitting up your team.” pressed for single player is the M4A1. takes some skill to aim.” out and just get killed right away. But It's got full auto, burst, a scope—defi- they should be focused on those pinch Escort nitely a good all-around weapon. The Consider a career as a sniper points where the breach points are and “It’s hard to say what's most effective in MP5 is good for close quarters. The M63 “Having a lot of grass was one of the big make sure they have good defenses escort missions because you want to is a great weapon, too; it's really accu- things [we did to make snipers more around them. [Or you can go another use different tactics. Don't let them rate and has a great fire rate. It's good effective in SOCOM II], since it gives way,] send out two or three terrorists to anticipate what you'll do next. You want for situations where it really doesn’t them more places to hide. We also did a sweep around at the start and come to break it up—have one team run to matter how much noise you make.” lot of tweaking with the scopes and their around from behind the SEALs. For the one extraction spot and a second team effective range, so you do have a big SEAL team, it’s really important to set up гип for the other. It catches the enemy The best weapons online advantage when you're using one." а sniper to watch for enemy snipers and ой guard since they might not be watch- “The RA-18 assault rifle is a really accu- 5 3 ing one of the extraction spots, or at rate weapon in real life, so we tried to š Ë | it * least split their forces. Then again, if you portray that in the game. It's sort of like S Ë UP. keep doing that, they're going to pick up. the SEAL equivalent of the AKS-74 [ter- E zi Б Y. on it and adjust their tactics. So, some- rorist rifle], which was a very effective а ES a = times you want to keep your guys weapon in the first SOCOM. Normally, I'll ^ а „= together and до for just one extraction use a good assault rifle, but in some of Р a de b point. You really have to vary your battle the close-quarter levels, like Vigilance, # ч | š > c ШШШ рап and be dynamic. Don't always take I'll pick up one of the shotguns or the w Е the same route." >> FUN FACT: SOCOM 1'5 LAN-BASED MULTIPLAYER ABILITY WAS ADDED, IN PART, FOR REAL NAVY TROOPS WHO WANTED ТО PLAY THE GAME WHILE ABOARD THEIR SUBMARINES... >> 44 • ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY • www.egmmag.com EGM INTERNATIONAL Attack of the eames from another dimension Capcom's Gyakuten Saiban almost makes jury duty worthwhile In real life, Japanese courts are so slow that it can take several years to complete a typical lawsuit. In the world of Gyakuten Saiban (avail- able now in Japan for GBA), which translates to “Courtroom Reversal,” it's a different story— there's no jury, no insanity pleas, and only three days to convince the judge that your client's innocent. How do you, defense attorney Ryuichi Naruhodo, manage this? Simple: Visit the crime scene, gather evidence, and use it to rip the prosecutor's case to shreds during cross-exam- ination. It sounds boring, but the high-energy anime sequences and nutty characters have made Gyakuten Saiban one of Japan's most popular adventure series—this third installment is coming to Japan in January 2004. When She The Odo” >> MICROSOFT'S XBOX ONLINE RPG TRUE FANTASY LIVE ONLINE IS SCHEDULED ТО 46 • ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY • www.egmmag.com It's pro athletes versus anime in Gekitou Pro Yakyu On the surface, Sega's new baseball game (avail- able now in Japan for PS2 and GC) seems nor- mal enough—you move little cursors around for pitching and batting, etc. for all the teams and players from the Japanese leagues. That is, until you realize that some of your players are car- toons. Literally. Sega signed a deal with comic artist Shinji Mizushima, a veteran of baseball- themed manga comics in Japan for more than three decades, and now 35 of his characters are playing alongside real athletes in Gekitou Pro Yakyu. Even better—the manga players all have otherworldly special moves, including the light- speed Dream Ball pitch and a batting skill that automatically injures whoever fields the ball. 5 load OVERHEARD "We were look- ing for a ninja character for Dead or Alive, and it just so happened we had Ryu Hayabusa. Because I really didn’t play the original Ninja Gaiden, Рт pretty neutral when it comes to such decisions.” —Tomonobu Itagaki, visionary leader of Tecmo's Team Ninja, which is developing the forthcoming Ninja Gaiden for Xbox "wei, We're пої incor- porating killings or carjackings into the дате" —Tony Hawk, when asked about Grand Theft Auto's influence on Tony Hawk's Underground “To see the Japanese actually dig- ging Ratchet [& Clank] was reward- ing, because NO One really knows how to sell a game in Japan. 1 don't think the Japanese develop- ers even know." —Ted Price, president of developer Insomniac Games (Ratchet & Clank and its sequel) ICH IN JAPAN IN SPRING '04 (PERHAPS AS LATE AS JUNE) AND STATESIDE THIS FALL.... >> Nintendo GameCube Platinum #227069-2 Jet #212451-9 Indigo #2124471 $99.99 each RESERVE COPY 76 D GAME BOY ADVANCE ò caste FREE at time of reservatioi WaveBird Wireless Controller #239052-4 $34.99 74 т c NINTENDO fu NINTENDO 02 NINTENDO |" С: NINTENDO © IECLIBE. F ©) Gamecui oe © GAMECUBE. y" f; GAMECUBE. — #235883-6 $49.99 #235898-4 $49.99 WE #224365-7 $49.99 #237630-9 $49.99 Call 1-800-800-5166 for the store nearest you or visit us at www.ebgames.com @ press start: battlefront WANTS YOU! Wanna see the galaxy? Online war game is looking for a few good grunts crew the Force, Luke. Developer Pandemic is looking to put the wars back in Star Wars, and they're recruiting troopers itching to swap high-concept Jedi philosophies for blasters and get dirty in the trenches. The firefight begins in Star Wars: Battlefront (a working title), an online war game that hits PS2 (for broadband only) and Xbox in fall 2004. Battlefront lets up to 16 players (plus an additional 48 computer-controlled drones) battle on at least eight Wars worlds— including Hoth, Tatooine, Naboo, Kashyyyk, and a planet from Episode III. Players split into teams from Star Wars’ two eras: the Civil War of the classic films (Imperials ver- sus Rebels) or the new trilogy’s Clone Wars (Republic versus Separatists), with the The sun-baked visuals look a better in motion. = i No matter which side of the war you choose (Rebel, Empire, Republic, or Separatists), Battlefront's soldiers come in five gung-ho varieties—just about every warrior type except for lightsaber-swinging Jedi. You'll pick one of these trooper templates at the start of each round or every time you respawn after dyin possibility of mixing the two time periods (say, Rebel troopers versus Separatist bat- tle droids) in a special mode. Each team’s goal is to overrun command posts littered across the battlefield, and players can commandeer any vehicle they find—from AT-ATs to speederbikes—to help do the job. If that style of free-form combat sounds similar to EA Games’ shellshockingly pop- ular PC war game Battlefield 1942, it oughta—Battlefront is ripped from the same blast crater. "We're putting our own spin on it with the weapons and command posts,” says Jim Tso, Battlefront's produc- er at LucasArts, "but we're not fixing [the gameplay] if it's not broken." Sound like your kind of war? Get in line, wamprats. Recruitment starts below. Scout — These crackshots come with a sniper rifle, plus a pocket-sized probe droid they can send ahead to spy, blast baddies with a wee laser, or explode like a grenade. "When you're guiding the droid," LucasArts' Tso says, "you can't control your Scout, so you'll want to crouch in the foliage or you'll be a sitting duck." Bi Infantry — Your basic have-gun-will- travel intergalactic grunt. Think stormtrooper, battle droid, or those Rebels who fought in the trenches on Hoth. Bi Assault trooper — A soldier wit! peppy enough to punch holes in craft. № Pilot — Although all player types can drive vehicles, only grease-monkey Pilots can patch up damaged craft. E Special unique class: The Rebels have a spy who impersonates enemies. Imperial officers supply ammo and health. Separatists field the heavy-duty Droideka droid. And the Republic's specialist has a jetpack. > — Each faction gets a >> А CELL-PHONE VERSION OF TECMO'S 8-BIT NES CLASSIC PIGSKIN TITLE TECMO BOWL IS NOW AVAILABLE TO AT&T WIRELESS CUSTOMERS, AND SOON TO OTHER CARRIERS AS WELL... >> 48 • ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY • www.egmmag.com Blood Use of Alcohol Violen Baidu s Gate, Dark Aliance, Forgotten Realms, the Forgotten Realms Logo. D. permission. ©2003 Wizards. HASBRO and Rs logo are trademarks of Hasbro and logo ana tne Interpay logo are ademas ot Interplay Entertanment Crp. The Vivend U 0б andr other cours and are used under icense from Microsoft PaySuton and the PS —— e Dungeons & Dragons logo, and Wizards of the Coast and its sion. Software ©2003 Interplay Entertainment Corp. and us isa trademark of Vivendi Universal Games, Inc, Microsoft X ity logo are registered trademarks of Sony Computer Entertainment Inc. А nó are used with v Black Isle press stərt: battlefront wanted Battlefront is a regular toy box of Star Wars vehicles, more than a dozen in all, including X-wings, TIE fighters, Y-wings, Jedi starfighters, Imperial shuttles—even tauntauns. You won't find every vehicle on every planet—just where they make sense (snowspeeders and AT-ATs on Hoth, speederbikes and AT-STs on Endor, etc.). Most vehicles have multiple seating positions, too. The snowspeeder, for instance, has room for the pilot and a tow- cable gunner. The Trade Federation Tank lets one player launch missiles from a- twisting turret while the driver can blast lasers straight ahead. But the Republic Gunship (as seen in Episode 1? final bat- tle) is the mother of all transports, with room (ог а pilot, four guys manning the wing ball turrets, and a rear gunner, for a total six positions in all. “Of course, if that thing goes down," Tso says, "you'll lose nearly your entire team in one go." Laser-fire color depends on your team (Rebels shoot blue, Imperials fire red). But don't worry, nerds: “For film authenticity,” Producer Tso says, “you'll have the option to make all lasers red.” DO ASK, DO TELL: FIVE STAR WARS LINES THAT SOUND DIRTY (BUT AIN'T) ү of the worlds “We're not a story-focused game,” Tso says. But that doesn’t mean Battlefront's warfare lacks a framework. The game offers a campaign mode (which you can also play solo with A.l.-controlled troopers or in two-player splitscreen), in which the teams take turns assaulting each other’s planets. Each planet has two battle maps, and if a team wins both skirmishes, it gets control of the planet and picks the next world on which to wage war. If a team manages to hold control of a planet for a particular charge-up time, it unlocks special attacks. When the Imperials control Tatooine, for instance, they can summon a computer-controlled 7 Lows and highs: Battlefront packs a mix of airborne and ground-based vehicles. i ж = cem Darth Vader to the battlefield to hack down Rebels. If the Rebels control the planet, they get Luke Skywalker. Another world grants the Imperials а Death Star attack that instantly vaporizes a Rebel-controlled planet. Conquer all the planets, and your team wins the campaign. 0f course, players can opt to just jump into an instant-action game. But they'll find chaos no matter which mode they play—thanks to the real-life players who wield the war machinery. "It's extremely nonscripted and nonlinear," Tso says. "You can play it over and over again, and it's never the same thing twice.” ёф —Crispin Boyer Battlefront will support voice chat on Xbox and PS2 via headset mikes, so why not pepper your strategic chatter with these perfectly innocent quotes from the Star Wars Trilogy.... “And | thought they smelled bad | on the outside.” | М “It’s possible ће came in through the south entrance.” “Look at the size of that thing!” “Luke, at that speed, do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?" “Let's blow this thing and go home!" >> NINTENDO SAYS IT SOLD HALF A MILLION GAMECUBES OVER THANKSGIVING WEEK 2003, PUTTING THE CONSOLE'S SALES AHEAD OF BOTH PS2 АМО XBOX OVER THE ЗАМЕ PERIOD.... >> 50 • ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY • www.egmmag.com = =: = M = = = JE E = = x = = = > == IT n press start © Step into the boots of a SEAL team in SOCOM Il: U.S. NAVY SEALs and face the ultimate challenge: urban combat. шшс лун shu ПШ ворис wwe тын "ши тунш Developed in association with the U.S. Navy E ast summer, HENEENE = SEALs, SOCOM II is close-quarters combat Nintendo dns CEA at its most realistic. Invisible snipers lay in quietly у e$ с wait. Enemies lurk around every corner. announced Metroid Zero V) f (у (m And every civilian could be a friend or foe. Mission, a newfangled oOMCNC SC > Stealth is your greatest weapon. Game Boy Advance remake = Š x је: Е 2 жы Ut of the very first Metroid d ы М game (for the 8-bit Nintendo Entertainment System). Then, just as stealthily, the game slipped off the radar into the darkest recess- es of space. Well, now it's back...and with a surprisingly close release date: February 9. y Unlike the scarcely enhanced | Wage mem war in siii: player mode. Super Mario Advance ports, this GBA А Ог до online апа play with апа against revision seriously ups the ante with Ty 7 04 К up to 16 total players. Either way, a reworked graphics (closer in style to 5 SOCOM-compatible headset will help you those of the recent GBA hit Metroid communicate and work together as a fusion) Coenen gameplay (Oased on team. Remember, together you stand. Super Metroid for Super NES), eS š remixed music, and entirely new Divided you don t stand a chance. areas and bosses (check out the wacky eyeball guy on the right and the beefed-up Kraid in the sidebar E Old-school below). Overall, it should be a tanta- PEE lizing Metroid appetizer before 2004's her DNA fused main course—a Metroid Prime with alien juice. sequel for GameCube. Kraid, You've..Changed — ; {> Take the war on terror to the enemy on Scope just how much Zero Mission improves upon the classic NES game 12 intense international missions. Command. Courage. Country. Hoo- o yal - m а In 1986, Kraid was а rad boss, Nowadays, bosses had better fill апа Samus’ pink outfit was stylin’. at least 48.52 percent of the screen. = — LI'L PREVIEWS: WHEN HITTING ISN'T ENOUGH LEGENDS OF WRESTLING: SHOWDOWN NINA PS2, Xbox * Acclaim March 2004 — They say leg- PS2 • Namco • 2004 — You know the blonde lady ends never die, but the recent performance of Legends | | from Tekken with the skin-tight outfits and raccoon P ms tation.e has the series on life support. Showdown hopes to eyes? She’s got her own action game now. While the change that with an easier story's not original (she's grappling system, an era- infiltrating a cruise ship for based career mode, and the CIA), it has an interest- 70-plus wrestlers, including ing analog-stick-only fight- | * www.us.playstation.com ‘CONTENT RATED BY newcomers Sting and ing system (like in, um, www.seal.navy.mil i hod Ultimate Warrior. Grabbed by the Ghoulies). SOCOM Il ©2003 Sony Computer Entertainment America Inc. "PlayStation" and the "PS" Family logo are registered trademarks of Sony Computer Entertainment Inc. “Live In Your World. Play In Ours." is a trademark of Sony Computer Entertainment America Inc. Online play requires Intemet INSTEAD OF READING THIS YOU COULD BE DOWNLOADING A HALO 2 MAKING-OF VIDEO AT HALO.BUNGIE.ORG.... connection and Network Adaptor for PlayStation 2 (sold separately). The "Online" LIVE IN YOUR WXRLD. PLAY IN OURS” MATURE. 17+ Blood Violence BROADBAND ONL History Lesson Do Sands of Time's labyrinths still hold secrets? “Oh, yeah,” says Producer Yassim Mallat. “Start a new game and stay on the balcony. For Р52, press and hold L3, then . You'll then enter the first level of the original Prince of Persia, redone in j 3D! At the very 34 have loved to hear the 3 3 end, when you exit prince's barely recogniz- š 1 the level, you can able father beg, 'My son, у 2 " go into a secret kill me!” says Prince of Persia: The 2 i room in which a Sands of Time Producer Yassim : Е picture of the Mallat about one of the few things Е š 5 development team he wish he'd worked into his game. | [hangs]." On Xbox, “But that's the kind of thing you n d press and hold the think of afterward." Yet even with- ^ left analog stick, out the prince's Rewind power to zx then tap A, X, Y, В, undo such postdevelopment j 4 ) Y, A, X, В. And GC regrets, Mallat and crew managed p | owners will need to make one of ће most gorgeous Р Е У. to press and hold B and gripping action-adventure x 1 P * опа controller games ever. Join из as we turn e А = ; | { plugged into the back the clock fora closer look at — 4 "А j е ` fourth gameport. what makes Ubisoft's time-tripping TAS 323 While B is pressed, masterpiece tick. Р d i enter the following y” 3 "a sequence with the EGM: How important was it for you E У controller that's in to remain faithful to the Prince of N M. the first gameport: Persia legacy? 4 ч 2 A, B, Y, X, У, A, В, X.) | We had to stay true to kj : 2 i Additionally, the the license, but at the same time, we o E... : | original 2D Prince had to forget about it. Because of the | وب‎ К? of Persia is hidden 4 50-30 success of Prince of Persia 3D > == 1 "T 1 ае | on the PlayStation [Dreamcast], we knew that if we "wee 3 NE à f j 2 and GameCube wrecked Sands of Time, we'd ruin the < is Z 4 1 P : versions, whereas franchise forever. 0f course, we needed 1 ` Xbox owners can to set the game in Persia, but we want- : 8 access both Prince ed to get rid of the license mindset so " : ` " isu \ of Persia 1 and 2. we could come up with the best action " 3 = = game ever, whether it was called Prince of Persia or whatever. EGM: What role did POP series cre- ator Jordan Mechner play in the creation of Sands of Time? Among other things, Jordan wrote the story and dialogue. He built the rela- tionship between Farah and the prince—one of the most important aspects of the game. We wanted an interesting heroine, not another hapless princess in need of saving. EGM: In terms of atmosphere and storytelling, Sands of Time seems to have a bit in common with the PS2 critic's darling /co. Are the similari- ties coincidental? Ico influenced us, it's true. The game's environment has a sort of per- sonality; it taunts the player. That's the same kind of feeling we strove for. Of course, we wanted to craft it our way, in our setting. We also wanted to depict a Persia that people don't know about. We didn't want to be cartoony, and we didn't want to be associated in any way with Aladdin. š the Boss An epic adventure without obligatory boss battles? It turns out that Sands of Time was Supposed to have its share of them. “One boss was а gryphon, the dia- mond of the sul- tan's 200,” says Producer Yassim Mallat. “Its propor- tions were enor- mous, and you had to plunge your dag- ger into his throat EGM: What's your favorite scene or | moment in the game? In Grand Theft Auto Ill, there's a | mission where you kill Salvatore Leone as he steps out of his car. You then steal one of his cronies' cars to escape. Suddenly, opera comes on over the radio, and you start to shiver. You're like, “Oh my god, this is f***ing awesome! | in a kind of rodeo just killed а guy, I'm fleeing, I've got this gameplay. But that beautiful opera piece playing.” didn’t make it In Prince of Persia, | wanted to have - because we were more moments like this. After the prince T out of time. Also, and Farrah have their fantasy night, ће iu . we feared that descends from the tomb to the bottom adding exotic boss of the tower. He's basically going down, According to Mallat, fights and health down, down into a circular corridor that Prince of Persia edes CIS кА seems to never end, and there's this ator Jordan Mechner was downgraded the beautiful guitar and vocal song. There's “totally psyched" when ће experience into | no challenge at all, there's no enemy to first played Sands of Time. something more fight; there is nothing to do other than common.” wonder when this winding corridor is going to stop. EGM: What happened to the online content originally planned for the Xbox version of the game? We planned on letting you play through the prison, then upload your gameplay sequence with a timing score. Another person would've been able to watch your performance and then race your ghost. We also had a survival mode for fighting sequences. They're cool ideas, but we just couldn't get around the technical constraints. EGM: Is there anything else you would have added or changed if you'd had more time? To have been able to block when I'm on a beam, ledge, or pole. | don't think people will miss that, but much as they say, "Cool, | can defend myself while knocked to the ground," I think they'd have said, "Nice, 1 can block while on the ledge!" EGM: Should we expect another s j М game in the series? 3 | 77 “The prince's moves are impossible,” Let's just say we'd be stupid not to ON 3 k , " admits Producer Yassim Mallat, “but the ` think about it! &% —Shawn Elliott EU Ë z р MESA animations make them seem helievable." >> VIDEOGAME.NET HAS TEAMED UP WITH PENN STATE FOR УЕА! ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY • www.egmmag.com 55. SHARE THE ADVENTURE. SHARE THE FANTASY. Play Online. SQUARE ENIX. PINAL FANTASY XI 1——— ONLINE INCLUDES BONUS Rise of the Zilart EXPANSION PACK FREE SUBSCRIPTION FOR 30 DAYS" *Some restrictions may apply www. playonline.com Published by Square Enix U.S.A., Inc. x Online play requires internet connection. Players are responsible for all applicable internet fees. 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All other trademarks are the property of their respective owners. CONTENT RATED BY ESRB press start: play money We-reveal the glitzy lifestyles. of the game biz’s highest scorers— and share their secrets for success veryone wants to break into E the gaming business, but that doesn’t mean you can't also break the bank. Just take the advice— and check out the homes and high- priced hobbies—of the game-biz W Like you don’t have a robot raptor in your yard? “My poor dog,” says Tallarico. 58: ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY: = Putting them together was a natural fit SEGA UP, NINTENDO DOWN: BLAMING THE WEAK DOLLAR AND FLAGGING GAI Wa PRES e wwwanmiag.co one e entrepreneurs in part one of this two- part story. The moral here: Thinking big { pays even bigger. After all, that moolah | made by those тишти оп-зе то games has to go somewhere, right? ê —Scott Steinberg t hink only oil tycoons and boy- band stars make $1 million a year by their thirties? Let the founder of eponymous game-music shop Tommy Tallarico Studios give you a few pointers. Not quite a pop star (although he does co-host G4's The Electric Playground game show), Tallarico built his fortune composing soundtracks for 16-bit classics like Aladdin and Earthworm Jim, and more recently the Tony Hawk's Pro Skater series and Unreal Il. Now, this mae- stro’s favorite ditty goes “cha-ching!” | EGM: Why go the videogame route— got a beef with record labels? All my life, music was my first love and videogames my second. ROCK TO RICHES Maestro Tommy Tallarico built a fine-tuned career EGM: How'd you fall into this gig? When | was 21, | drove to California, broke and homeless. | got a job selling keyboards for Guitar Center. My first day there, a guy saw me in a TurboGrafx-16 T-shirt. Turns out he worked for a new company called Virgin. We got to talking. 1 was hired on the spot. EGM: You started out as a game tester. How'd you move up the career ladder to become a composer? | put together a demo reel for no cost. It convinced them to go with me instead of paying someone who actually knew what they were doing. EGM: You eventually went solo and opened your own studio. Why the move to entrepreneur? letters from 13-year-old boys. It started when | began winning awards. Companies began calling, trying to get me to leave Virgin. | decided it was К, time to go it alone and get paid. : EGM: Any advice for the folks trying to follow in your footsteps? Find out what you love to do, then put © yourself in that environment. My case is the perfect example— was originally liv- ing in Massachusetts, and | never would have gotten into the дате industry with- out moving out to the West Coast. EGM: Ever see any celebrity perks from these lucky breaks? Dates with the Hilton sisters, maybe? | get some perks but nothing super special...unless you count all the adoring EE M =. nz Sma и тшй. a bs zr Fi — Eš Casa de Tommy: 1 The vanity plate on Tallarico's Ferarri Spyder reads “VIDGMES.” 2 “All homes should have a Spidey room, right?” says Tallarico, who owns every Spider-Man comic going back to Amazing Fantasy #15. 2 Double-paned glass soundproofs his studio, so neighbors won't gripe when he rocks the keytar. 4 Tallarico’s home arcade has Rastan, Super Contra, and Star Wars—plus a deep-frozen Han Solo. š He also has a thing for mannequins. He made The Fifth Element's Leeloo and imported the Lara Crofts from Germany. Next ир: a functioning R2-D2. 5 A level in Tomb Raider inspired the decor of the dining room, which took him a year to paint. press start: play money ES | ® & ROBOT JOCK Sims daddy Will Wright funds his stupid, fun hobby G iant robots tease Will Wright in his dreams. Could the designer of the blockbuster Sims series be going batty? Nah...it's just a side effect of championing his Stupid Fun Club, a Berkeley, CA, studio bent on bringing automatons to prime-time television. We discuss the merits of this pricey hobby with а man who's earned more than enough dough from the game industry to afford such eccentricities. EGM: Define your Stupid Fun Club. It's a place where my friends and | can do strange robot projects. We thought the idea up after meeting each other through [the TV show] Robot Wars. EGM: How has success in the game biz allowed you to indulge in this project? Two ways. First, the money side: It gives me the financial wherewithal to do it. Second, the contacts generated. Now that the industry has mainstream accep- tance, people see crossover potential in other fields. It helps you get in the door at places you normally wouldn't. EGM: Did you envision ventures like this when you got into the industry? Truthfully, | didn't see gaming as а vehicle to get elsewhere. It sort of just happened as 1 grew personally. In the beginning, | just loved gaming...a job in the industry seemed a match made in heaven for me. Seeing figures that show that games will outgrow movies at some point, though, Ра think that such an evolu- tionary step has to happen in the future. | EGM: Must an artist have certain noto- | riety before they can take chances like | you are with Stupid Fun Club? Anyone can produce interesting stuff on a shoestring budget. It just depends | how much money you need. Investors like | to see a proven track record. EGM: Any advice for gamers who'd like to follow in your footsteps? Be patient. Hit games can take years. It's easy to get frustrated. Maintain your passion. It's the biggest indicator of eventual success. Фа Next month: In part two, meet a gaming _ "lord" whose home really 15 his castle. | 60 • ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY • www.egmmag.com E The Wright stuff: 1 Battlebots vet X-30 gets riled up. These guys don’t take kindly to being set on bar stools, apparently. 2 While no robots were hurt during the making of this article, an old CRT monitor was royally Ра up, as Stupid Fun Club members looked on. She totally had it comin’, 3 One of the sets for Stupid Fun Club’s pilot show, M.Y. Robot. When a robot arrives in a Japanese village, hilarity—and pre- sumably carnage—ensue. 4 Wright takes a spin on his robot couch, Nancy. "We're not very good at naming,” he says. ND STAR OF THE FIF 'OKÉMON MOVIE... >> @ press start Find Your Place in ure, Champions of Norrath has the EverQuest logo on its box, but everything about the game screams Baldur's Gate: Dark Alliance, the 2002 hit action-RPG created by crackerjack developer Snowblind between the two? Let's just say EverQuest is (at least on PS2) а snooze- worthy online RPG, while the other gained hordes of fans with its multi- player (but offline) hack-and-slash thrills, Now, Snowblind has PLAYING Champions a gorgeous new graphics engine, randomized dungeons, extensive weapon customization, and free online four-player co-op support—all while delivering the same relentless action that made Dark Alliance so popular. afraid the transition to EverQuest char- acter classes may be a little tricky for adventurers weaned on Dark Alliance’s Dungeons & Dragons foundation. So to help find the selection that’s just right for you, we've provided the following Ё Д happy >> MIDWAY HAS АМ! Studios. Don't quite know the difference Question 1: You're surrounded by an army of giant flesh-eat- ing ants! How do you react? № Tornado spin smash hack kill splat bwahahahahaha. (1 point) № Surrounded? | think not. | already killed them all from offscreen. (2 points) IB Dear gods! | should search for wounded innocents and promptly render assistance. (3 points) № | shall obliterate the vile formicids with a Cone of Fro... What?!? Out of mana? Run away!! (4 points) W Let's see... can ants get the bubonic plague? No? OK, smallpox then. (5 points) SCORING: POINTS Your nickname is Conan. You'll be best as a bash- You like to snipe enemies from afar and camp outdoors—be a . Smash! shaken up the proceedings by giving TEST YOUR MIGHT (AND MAGIC): You favor blunt weapons, heal- ing, and turning undead, like a There's one problem, though: We're personality quiz. —Casey Loe Question 2: You've discovered a flaming masterwork scimitar. Do you take it? № Yes! Good chop head death burn slice. Heh. (1 point) № Well, maybe if | didn’t already have a hernia from carrying 140 pounds of arrows.... (2 points) № Heavens no, that looks perilously sharp. Someone could put an eye out! (3 points) № Um, it's not that I'm feeble, you see. 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Stranded on a remote space station, this marooned lass’ only chance to avoid a certain premature zero-gravity grave are your soothing vocal prompts. But watch that big mouth, buster...this one’s unaccus- tomed to taking orders. EGM: Making the move from Hollywood to videogames, eh? Must’ve been a rough transition... Not really. | didn’t even have to audition for this role. The director had seen She Spies and thought | embod- ied the character perfectly. He put his faith in me. I'd like to think it was well founded. EGM: Were you as impressed with the game as the director was with you? Certainly. Lifeline shocked me. The concept is so much more skillfully developed than in most games. The details and the story line are on par with most films. EGM: Doesn't sound like you've played much Max Payne then, have you? | can't say it's on my list to purchase. I'm a Mario Kart: Double Dash!! kind of girl. It's depressing that the most cinemat- ically sophisticated titles are typically also the most violent ones. EGM: We take it you're not the angry type then, eh? Oh, | get pretty mad sometimes. | wanted to curse back at mean players in Lifeline, but the creator wouldn't let me. He claimed it “wasn't in character" for Rio. Pansy. EGM: Shall we take your in-game appearance to mean you like being bossed around and told what to do? No way! 1 don't take any crap, and neither does Rio. If you yell at me, РИ scream back. EGM: Ever wish you heard disembodied voices dispensing advice in real life? Yeah. There are times in my life 1 really feel lost, lonely, and in need of help. Mostly while driving. EGM: Got any dirty gossip tidbits about gorgeous She Spies co-star Natasha Henstridge you can share with us? Her husband's always playing games. It really pisses her off. Remember boys, we women like attention, too. dx — Scott Steinberg uut uiu іп the balls.” Е Lifeline PS2 * Konami * February 2004 — Rio, а waitress on mankind's first orbiting space hotel, is stranded alone after Something attacks the station. Trapped in a security room, you must guide her around with your voice (via PS2's USB headset) as.she fends off enemies and tries to find a way out. Lucky for you, she understands a-lot-over 5,000 words—everything from “Reload!” to “Shoot him in the back!” у ~ >> IT'S NOT A $20 PLATINUM HITS TITLE, BUT THE FIVE OR SIX OF YOU WHO HAVE AN XBOX AND DON'T OWN KILLER-APP FIRST-PERSON SHOOTER HALO CAN GET It NOW FOR ONLY $30... „>> ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY им ыл Turning RPG clichés on their head with The Вага 5 tale f most RPG story lines make you yawn, you're not alone. J clichés? I'm sick of 'em," says Brian Fargo, the designer who founded Interplay and, more recently, newbie devel- oper InXile. “I can't stand another game where I'm a 13-year-old orphan who's the chosen one and must save the universe without having any particular talents. How many times can we sit through that?!" Enter The Bard's Tale, an action-RPG (due late 2004 for PS2 and Xbox) that's similar to hack-n-slash fests like Baldur's Gate: Dark Alliance but promises a few notable differ- ences. Like, say, an in-depth story. ..that the designers are evasive about discussing. "What's the story for Pulp Fiction?” asks InXile President Matthew Findley. "Who cares? It's about interesting characters in interesting situations." Your interesting character—the bard—is W This inn is full of drunks who sing a rous- ing five-minute song about their love for beer. Mmm...beer.... “TALÈ SPIN: a Han Solo-type adventurer who has a pen- chant for getting into strange predicaments. In fact, InXile vows that nearly every aspect of the game is different from the norm. Instead of casting spells, for instance, you sing songs (what's a bard without а tune?) to summon creatures. D 4 "We'd rather have something there d k у ~ v 4 onscreen throwing fireballs for you," 4 4 says Fargo, "and then give it personali- ty." Your bard begins the game able to summon only a rat, but even this lowly skill pays off. He can conjure the critter at inns, dispel them, and then heroically accept room and board from the grateful barkeep. Even the way the game handles dialogue is novel. "Typically, you have two or three choices of what your character is going to Fargo says, "but we wanted to do something different." Here, you simply choose from an image of a nice, smiling face or one with an evil grin—and hope that your bard won't say something too horrible. "Sometimes, saying something cynical will make the game harder," says Fargo, "but being nice isn't always the way to go either." How far will they take the game's sarcastic humor? "We're definitely push- ing the boundaries of good taste," laughs Findley. 4% — ое Fielder bard whose summoned creatures outnumber i his opponents. t Lite is > am M t £ It's a Dog's Life Name That Tune Much like in the recent Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic (Xbox), choices you make in Bard's Tale will have repercussions throughout the entire game. For example, there's a dog you meet in You may remember EA’s The Bard's Tale trilogy from the early days of Interplay, where InXile’s Fargo developed the RPG line for NES and various other platforms. The series has languished since the '80s—EA owns the publishing rights but hasn't touched the property in years. Pending a few trademark proceedings in the U.S., InXile should own the title soon. the beginning, “and if you're mean [to it twice]," says InXile CEO Brian Fargo, "it'll run away and you'll never see it again. But if you're nice, it'll join you and will eventually start barking whenever silver is buried nearby. And as you play, he grows older and > becomes a fighting dog; there аге all these sequences you wouldn't see if you didn't have that dog with you. We love that kind of thing, where just that one little choice casts a ripple pattern 20 hours into the game." á >> YOU PROBABLY MISSED YOUR CHANCE ТО BE DEEMED THE SEXIEST GAMER, BUT YOU CAN CHECK OUT THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE WHO WERE АТ WWW.SEXIESTGAMER.COM.... >> 64 • ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY • www.egmmag.com "THE MOST IMPORTANT VIDEO GAME OF THE LAST FIVE YEARS." = THE CHICAGO TRIBUNE МАНИ ||| [THE FINAL CUT MATURE 17+ Strong Language š | R Blood and Gore PlayStation.e ж Intense Violence "PlayStation" and the "PS" Family logo are registered trademarks of Sony Computer Entertainment Inc. © 2003 Rockstar Games, Inc. Manhunt and the Manhunt logo are trademarks of Take-Two Interactive Software, Inc. 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No identification or similarity to actual persons, living or dead, or to actual events is intended or should be inferred. Any resemblance is coincidental. The makers and publishers of this videogame do not in any way endorse, condone or encourage this kind of behavior. IN THE HEAT OF BATTLE, i ENTER AN STORY WITH NON-LINEAR GAMEPLAY XPERIENCE FAST, DYNAMIC COMBAT PlayStation. LAST TIMI HE AVED THE WORLD. : | IT'S PERSONAL. ` YUNA'S STOR CONTINUES IN THE FIRST TRUE SEQUEL OF THE FINAL FANTASY* SERIES. & NEW DANGERS THREATEN SPIRA. FAMILIAR ALLIES ARE AT НАМ | AND SOMEWHERE, SOMEHOW, A FRIEND MAY STILL BE ALIVE SQUARE ENIX. pelma] www.square-enix-usa.com Published by Square Enix U.S.A., Inc. Dolby Digital Surround EX Suggestive Themes Violence ЈАВЕ ENIX CO . LTD. All Rights Reserved. 0. FINAL FANTASY is a ft е "PS" Family logo are icuble-D symbol are trademarks of Dolby Laboratories. Th CHARACTER DESIGN: TETSUYA NOMURA ALTERNATE COSTUME DESIGN: Enix Со. Ltd. SQUARE ENIX is a trademark of Square Enix Co.. Ltd. lomputer Entertainment ine. Dolby, Pro Logic, Surround EX and the trademark of the Interactive Digital Software Association. SHOWROOM . Watch the cords, step into our pad, and | check ош these modern gaming gadgets DESERT ISLAND GAMES: WARREN SPECTOR Every month, we а ask a celeb ог | j у У game designer: š If you were marooned on a deserted island, what trifecta of games would you want with you? This month, we cast away lon Storm's Warren Spector, legendary PC game designer responsible for titles like Ultima Underworld, Deus Ex, and its sequel, Invisible War (reviewed this issue on page 124). —Marc Saltzman (Nyko • PS2 • $40 • nyko.com) — This strange-look- ing hybrid makes your living room—and your lap—a little less cluttered by combining a Р52 controller and USB minikeyboard into one unit. What better way to come out on top in those heated debates in SOCOM II lobbies over who's the hottest FFX- 2 babe? But beware: Its small keys are not thick-finger-friendly. (LASR ° Multi • $40 • lasraccessories.com) — This stylish backpack makes it look like you're hauling books when it's really fun you're packin’. It's got pockets for games, controllers, and accessories—plus, a large, padded area for a system and a handy panel that flips down so you can jack into a TV and get gaming in seconds flat. (Pelican • GBA • $10 pelicanacc.com) — Pop your GBA on the backside of this bizarre wheel (complete with luscious rubber grips and spring-loaded recoil) and add a touch of realism to any portable racer. Or maybe not—should you bust this bulky baby out on a flight, you're likely to get a furious ridiculing by the fidgety toddler sitting next to you. (Hip Interactive • Multi * $99 • www. hipgearproducts.com) — Surely you can't bring that 50-inch HDTV on your cross-country road trip. So how about this instead—a control pad with a built-in three-inch LCD Tetris monitor. It eliminates the need for extra gear, whether you're (Multiplatform) gaming in your private jet or decked-out Humvee. “You can just keep playing this game forever and never get bored.” (Gamester • GBA • $99 • gamesterusa.com) — If you're looking for more to store in your techy carryall, the JukeBox fits the bill. It allows you to play your MP3-encoded music files right on your GBA SP (stored on CompactFlash cards) and encode your own tunes in real time via its input jack. Works as a music player without the GBA, too. (Naki • PS2 • $40 • nakiusa.com) — This delightful blend of polypropylene, Thi nylon, and gaming technology from the future lets you do А Link to the Past what matters most: punch and kick. Just attach the wrist and (GBA, Super NES) ankle sensors and get crazy, Jackie Chan-style—yes, it "It's got a fun story, terrific puz- detects jump-kicks, too—in your favorite fighting games. zles, challenging combat, cute and iconic graphics, and а real feeling of exploration and discovery” s а. Gran Turismo 3 A-Spec (PS2) “Even if | ever got too good for the A.l., there's always another tenth of a second | can shave off a lap time!” (Mad Catz • PS2 • $25 • madcatz.com) — Even if you fancied yourself a Sega fan back in the day, chances are, you'll still appreciate this retro-done-right NES-style pad. It not only feels like a dream, thanks to impeccable design and a heavy-duty metal body, it also brings back all of the warm, fuzzy feelings of a time when gaming still had its innocence. (1/0 Systems • Multi • 5300 • i-glassesstore.com) — That 36-inch TV in the den isn't enough to make your games spring to life. But put on these stylish glasses and make a couple quick adjustments on the included control box, and those hookers from Grand Theft Auto will pop right out of the TV. Whoa. >> DEVELOPER VIS ENTERTAINMENT ANNOUNCED IT'S WORKING ON А SEQUEL TO THE LACKLUSTER ACTIONER STATE OF EMERGENCY, DUE LATE 2004 FOR UNSPECIFIED SYSTEMS... >> Е» RONIC GAMING MONTHLY • www.egmmag.com • 69 hono 4 H Ea i 4 й iai = ЕЕ ЕЕМІЕ, MEENIE, MINEY BOOM. They're back. And they're itching for action. With tons of planets to conquer in a whole new gigantic galaxy, you better believe Ratchet & Clank are gonna sink their teeth into some destruction. Ummm, destruction. With weapon upgrades, mods, armor and the ability for Ratchet to get stronger and smarter as the game goes on, this could get uglier than The Grandmas In Bikinis Calendar after- party. Speaking of parties, there's also hoverbike racing, space combat and gladiator arenas. As far as weapons and gadgets go, Ratchet & Clank are stacked with over 50 newones, along with unlockable upgrades, so by ће end of the journey, you'll go through more weapons and gadgets than a hungry fat man will go through chicken wings at lunch. Lock and load, baby, lock and load. www.us.playstation.com = У ВЕ == PULSE RIFLE MUNITURRET GUN r, Жог ime | D витевин / IDEGRRDCHET CANNON m E / T. INFILTRRTOR HOVERBOME GUN © Y GRAVITY BOMB Bone BLACH SHEEPINATOR a SUINGSHOT = S3 * HERUY BOUNCER HYPNOMATİC \ На У MULTI-STAR MINIROCHET TUBE HELI-PREH LIVE IN YOUR WXRLD. PLAY IN OURS? "e || CHARGE BOOTS `%, ( TEEN сү Mild Violence a š [4 «А РІауѕгайоп.о INS@MNI Ratchet and Clank is a trademark of Sony Computer Entertainment America Inc. Developed by Insomniac Games. ©2003 Sony Computer Entertainment America Inc. "PlayStation" and the"PS" Family logo are registered trademarks of Sony Computer Entertainment Inc. “Live In Your World. Play In Ours." is a trademark of Sony Computer Entertainment America Inc. © press start МЕ \ detailed look at the rom the dusty si to small piazzas in Italy, hun- | dreds of people are dropping — dead from a virus...and many more will die if it isn't stopped soon. But how can you stop something you can't see? Finding the pathogen's origin is the key in the latest secret-agent action-adven- ture in Sony's Syphon Filter series. You'll need teamwork, stealth, precision, and even a little luck to get yourself and other members of The Agency (which former protagonist Gabe Logan now heads) to the bottom of this worldwide catastrophe. While such a task is easier said than done, you'll have help this time: Syphon Filter: The Omega Strain's entire single-player adventure can be played online with up to three other friends (ones with broadband, at least). Peep the following advance intel оп this February PS2 release, before it Self-destructs. —Giancarlo Varanini r All Dressed Up = You can customize your agent, giving him et Were more personalized touch. In some missions, your trooper can even don an enemy uniform tê help avoid detection, making it less likely that you'll waltz into a hail of gunfire while searching through the middle of town or an enemy installation. | Take 'Em Out The game begins Iff Michigan, but you'll visit sexier locál&s such as Switzerland and Yemen. Levels аге ир to three times larger than in the and online buddies can lift you up to areas you couldn't reach offline. previous PS1 Syphon Filter games, `3 Precise aim saves ammo and is one of the rewaíd system's key factors. Doing well in the single-player and online game unlocks nifty extras, including new weapons and additional agent customization options. You must play the game both online and off to get the absolute highest ranking. o Hot Shot...to the Head! prie game packs more than 100 weapons and gad- ets, but you can take only foür with you at the fart of each mission. Bë sure to coordinate with your online teammates at the Equip screen, so your 'arsenals aren't redundant. Luckily, you can switch “out a weapon for any better ones you find. An Army of One to Four Omega Strain'š solo-play portion encourages you use cover and peek out to shoot enemies, while multiplayer brings on a whole new tactical ele! that lets уой ambush bad guys and set up cr You can even have some players cover гоо snipers while others take the point. LI'L PREVIEWS: GUNS, FISTS, OR SWORDS—ANY OF THEM WILL DO DEAD TO RIGHTS ||: HELL TO PAY PS2, Xbox * Namco Fall 2004 — Jack Slate is back, and this time he’s angry (well, angrier than before). The sequel to Namco’s 2002 brawling/ shooting frenzy will have slicker visuals and a bet- ter Matrix- style dive move in an attempt to drop the “Max Payne ripoff” moniker. 72 * ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY • www.egmmag.com battlefield. N= SAMURAI WARRIORS PS2 * Koei * March 2004 — Dig Dynasty Warriors but prefer Japan’s historical past to China’s? You're in luck. Koei's latest hack-n-slasher spot- lights warriors from Japan’s samurai era. Expect indoor com- bat and some stealth bits, in addition to fighting hundreds at once on the THE ART INSTITUTE OF CALIFORNIA HAS OPENED A RESEARCH LAB TO AID BUDDING DESIGNERS IN ITS GAME-RELATED DEGREE PROGRAMS. INFO АТ WWW.AICASFAII.EDU.... PAINKILLER Xbox • Dreamcatcher • 2004 — Here's a tip, kids: Don’t die in a car accident. If you do, you might end up like Daniel Garner, lost in a purgatory-like world and caught up in a demonic power struggle. Good thing they don’t outlaw big guns in the afterlife, eh? Or this first- person shoot- er would be pretty sad. “The evolution of EI 2) = = 2. It's survival of the fastest: R: Racing Evolution thrusts you into the intense competition and heated rivalries of high-velocity professional racing. Adapt, or enjoy the exhaust. Master GT, Rally, Drag and the premier racing circuits. Fine-tune real world licensed vehicles. A From the developers of Ridge Race DODGE GRAB LIFE BY THE HORNS PlayStation. RATING PENDING Visit www.esrb.org or call 1-800-771-3772 for Rating Information. © Never fear, more downloadable maps for Rainbow Six 3 will soon be here (ideally before we're all tired of the included arenas). ONLINE THIS MONTH Answers to your f you're anything like us, the hours you've sunk into Rainbow Six 3's Xbox Live mode have led you to ask many questions. What does this "ELO" stat mean? What downloadable content is coming? Who just shot me and from where? While we can't help you with that last one, we're going to try our best—with help from the game's produc- er, Chadi Lebbos—to answer the rest. The ELO stat is based on a skill-based ranking system developed (originally for chess players) by mathe- matician Arpad Elo (surprise, Sony's SOCOM Il uses the same system). It rewards quality over quantity, so to move up you need to spill the blood of players ranked higher than you. The .50 caliber sniper rifle is a very powerful, very accurate weapon that has many online must-hit players crying foul. In most matches, you'll get a stern talking to for using it, and many wonder why there is no option to banish it from matches. "While we strongly believe the .50 cal is a well-bal- anced weapon," Lebbos says, "we are looking for alternatives for the players who wish not to have them on their servers." The first download, the Garage multiplayer map, is available now, and the team is fin- ishing up a map called Train Depot, to be released soon (exact date TBD). More are in development, and Lebbos tells us that a full team should be working on download- able content for the game by the time you read this and that players can expect more as-yet-unspecified multiplayer capa- bilities and support in the future. Some say that muting your microphone when switching questions Packin’ a .50 cal, you could take these three goons out lickety-split. maps or entering games will speed things up, but Lebbos says no dice. “Loading and switching speeds have no relation to the microphone,” he says. “Most likely, the data has been cached on the hard drive, which [is why it seems to load faster]." On egmmag.com Point your browser at extra.egmmag.com and you'll find a Ratchet & Clank: Going Commando Afterthoughts interview with Insomniac Games’ Ted Price. 74 * ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY * www.egmmag.com PC GAMING UPDATE Call of Duty You wouldn't know it from most WWII shooters, but apparently wars are not fought by lone gunmen against hordes of enemies. Huh. Who woulda thought it? Apparently, the guys at Infinity Ward, that’s who. This splinter group from the original Medal of Honor development team has delivered not only the best PC combat shooter of the year in Call of Duty, but maybe the best shooter of the year, period. Call of Duty breaks from the crowd, ironically enough, by including the crowd—in the form of squadmates with outstanding АЛ. The action is unrelenting, whether you're rescuing a POW from a camp in the dead of night or desperately holding a crucial bridge while hellaciously outgunned and out- manned. Through it all, those squad- mates fight alongside you, saving your ass as frequently as you save theirs. While the outstanding А.І. drives a lot of the action, there's a fair amount of scripting—especially in the oddly giddy car chases that have you taking potshots at Nazis while your driver barrels through fences and around buildings. The three different cam- paigns—American, English, and Russian—are all gripping and, sadly, in the only real misstep of the game, all very short. This game won't take an experienced gamer more than a couple days to finish. Call of Duty will make its way to all the consoles in 2004, but it'll be an entirely different game in much the same way the Medal of Honor games are different on consoles and PC. This is good news for console gamers dis- appointed by Rising Sun. — Robert Coffey, Computer Gaming World >> SEGA RALLY, GHOST RECON: JUNGLE STORM, WORMS, AND AN UNTITLED WWE GAME ARE PART OF A LIST OF SEVEN NEW N-GAGE TITLES ANNOUNCED BY NOKIA FOR RELEASE IN '04.... >> GAMES electronics boutique: ONE ОР 2003 5 BIGGEST |, У ox SHOOTERS — COMING ades SOON ON THE XBOX! | ¢ Innovative Gameplay: Unreal II: The Awakening combines intense, pulse-pounding action with the magic of exploration and discovery and RPG-style character interaction ¢ Advanced Technology: Under the hood lays the latest Unreal technology from Epic — a hundred-fold increase in level geometry and a ten-fold increase in character detail. The advanced particle system creates the illusion of running water, blazing fire, drifting smoke, and advanced weather effects Receive a $5 EB Games I Mail-in Gift Voucher when you pre-order or purchase Unreal II: The Awakening for Xbox Name Address City Call 1-800-800-5166 for the store nearest you or visit us at www.ebgames.com THE DRAKEN ( Square Enix unleashes a reign of fire with Отан ttakes a hard man to take on an army of thousands just to exact revenge. Of course, it helps if he's ready to sacrifice his own voice in a pact with a powerful dragon. This—the plight of protag- onist Kyme—should give you a good idea of the feel of Drakengard (due in February for PS2); angst, guilt, and struggle against the inevitable are mixed with swords, sorcery, and a whole lotta bloodletting. Along with light RPG elements and an intri- IN THE SKY... cate plot, the game follows a three-part battle plan that brings dragon and man together for a symphony of destruction. "There are three different modes in the battle system," explains Square Enix producer Takamasa Shiba. "Once you gain control of the sky, it's possible to switch to the ground or [above the battlefield] at any time, so one should switch depending on the progress of the struggle." Here's a look at all three modes in descending (ha!) order. —Justin Speer | Y ` Meet your dragon. It's 3,000 years old, devours children's kites for fun, collects the voices of sullen young men, and has а full mouth of sharp teeth to grind against the empire. The maxim of modern war, “Не who controls the sky, controls the battle,” also applies to Drakengard’s chaotic world. Atop your winged dragon, you'll seize the darkened skies using an arcane lock-on mecha- nism to hurl fireballs at screaming wyverns and air- borne warships. The free-flight combat might feel a bit loose, but a quick turn easily lets you draw a bead on your target, and the screen-searing Rage attack is so destructive that it can't miss. Before you get down to the bloody business of melee combat against the thousands of heavily armored soldiers that stand against you, soften up the opposi- tion from above. Your dragon mount can break enemy ranks with fiery meteors from its toothy maw or rain flaming hot death upon the general vicinity with а roaring breath attack. Just watch out for your enemy's archer units. They can be absolutely murder on your mount's soft underbelly.... Once you've arrived on terra firma, your foes will soon be pushing up daisies there, too. Kyme is a powerful warrior indeed, carrying a bevy of upgradeable Swords, axes, and staves, each possessing a combo string and magic spell (like Rising Pillars of Flame). While your tattered army division cowers in fear somewhere (they have neither the dragon nor the balls for the job), you'll hack and slash until you achieve your objective or are the only one left standing. dh >> RECENT ANNOUNCEMENTS FROM MICROSOFT HINT THAT XBOX 2 WILL BE POWERED ВУ A COMBO OF IBM'S POWER PC PROCESSOR AND ATI GRAPHICS HARDWARE. MORE SOON... >> 76 * ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY • www.egmmag.com NINTENDO GAMECUBE. c: d SQUARE ENIX? Experience a һга Harvest Moon with new rget-Me Г. =à А new system to rais and grow vegetables! Marry the woman of your dreams and raise a family! Characters! Visit www.estb.org SE NINTENDO or call 1-800-771-3772 NATSUME’ ©) GAMECUBE. for more ratings zr information . Serious Fun? Harvest Moon, NATSUME and Serious Fun are registered trademarks of NATSUME Inc. ©2003, 2004 NATSUME INC. ©2003 Marvelous Interactive Inc. АП Rights Reserved. 4 + Й t 7 EM | E 25 ~ у \ eah! Is this really see ms 4 1 "ШЇ {ог ae? 1'11 treasure it О ЕЕ 25 1 NM 919 | alvays! kad Rejuvenate a farm and build a la) Traditional Harvest Moon had Raise animals, grow vegeta- life for yourself with family and gameplay with many new sur- bles, make friends and fall in friends! prises! love! www.natsume.com GAME BOY ADVANCE: * еи ESRB CONTENT RATING — www.esrb.org LICENSED BY NINTENDO. NINTENDO, GAME BOY, GAME BOY ADVANCE AND NINTENDO GAMECUBE ARE TRADEMARKS OF NINTENDO. ©2001 CHARTS TOP 10 ВЕЗТ-ЗЕШМС GAMES FOR OCTOBER 2003 THE RUMOR MILL... Gossip that sticks to walls а-тапп 8 Vercetti (left) vs. “Bah weep granah weep ninni boni тес: ы | 50 Cent...fight! PS2, Sony CEA Madden NFL 2004 = GTA: 50 Cent? Latest Xhox 2 talk PS2, EA Sports 2 Details on the next Grand Theft Auto are Current talk yours truly has heard puts the 5 E scant at best. We know it's coming. In '04. debut of Microsoft's Xbox 2 hardware at Marlo Advance 4: Super а But that's it. Well here's a rumor The Q's the annual Game Developer's Conference Mario Bros. 3 GBA; Nintendo e heard recently that's sure to further pique in the spring, with more details to surface WWE SmackDown!: Here 2 your interest—it'll feature rappers 50 Cent at May's Electronic Entertainment Expo— Comes the Pain PS2, THQ = (above, right) and Eminem, maybe even especially if Sony and Nintendo are talking m playing themselves. about their next machines. The Q has also Tony Hawk's Underground > picked up word on his sensors that for a PS2, Activision 5 Another Halo 2 delay? needed space/cost savings, this time Star Wars Rogue Squadron Hold onto your butts, gamers. Sources around it will not include a hard drive. еһе! Strike GC, LucasArts familiar with the sequel to Xbox's killer-app first-person shooter Halo have indicated the А Rare problem Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2004 game's about to suffer another delay. Word — Who would've guessed that Microsoft's PS2, EA Sports 8 Ё Е 8 Р has it the release could be pushed back as purchase of UK developer Rare from NBA Live 2004 far as an ambiguous “fall,” but definitely in Nintendo would turn out like this? Sales of XB, EA Sports time for Christmas '04. The waiting really is the once-lauded developer's Xbox debut the hardest part. Grabbed by the Ghoulies are far from stel- Viewtiful Joe lar and many of its current projects, save 6С, Capcom Nintendo retro for Perfect Dark Zero, are being systemati- ТОР 10 GAME RENTALS Seeing the success that self-con- cally canned. (And maybe they should "п tained multigame retro consoles are be...cough...fairy adventure Kameo.) In the having these days (i.e., Atari, meantime, word has it PD Zero may move Namco, and Intellivision devices that to Xbox 2, as the developer is already come with up to two dozen games working on something for the system—a inside a compact controller), The Big N is virtual garden that grows based on the allegedly prepping its own entry for release number of games you have/play. in '04, so a new generation can enjoy the games many of us grew up with. The best Hardcore Contra m part is that the release of the unnamed Lastly, Q-Spy 009 reports that Konami is >= — = retro device is in addition to the other working on a new installment of the classic DK warms up his ol' song and dance mysterious hardware announcements the shoot-em-up series Contra. 'Bout time. My PS2, Activision for a possible fall 2004 reunion tour. company plans to make later this spring. trigger finger's been awfully itchy lately. з Medal of Honor: Ri Р52, EA Games "By THE NUMBERS e^ - »Family.game night edition. WWE SmackDown!: Here Comes the Pain PS2, THQ Manhunt PS2, Rockstar True Crime: Streets of XB, Activision Te" Conflict: Desert Storm il PS2, Gotham ==. Grand Theft Auto Double Pack XB, Rockstar т Madden NFL 2004 PS2, EA Sports >> ATARI'S UPCOMING DRIV3R (THAT'S UH. DRIVER 3) WILL FEATURE THE VOICE TALENTS OF ACTORS ММС RHAMES, MICHAEL MADSEN, MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ, AND MICKEY ROURKE.... >> 3/03 Source: Blockbuster Video, 1 > = NUNT TE т 80 • ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY • www.egmmag.com ® ў THE FALL OF MAX PAYNE MATURE 17+ Intense Violence Strong Language Blood Mature Sexual Themes © press start Meet the residents of Midway's killer app, The Suffering ny action-horror title should prison—literally. Main character Torque — our creatures fit into the history of [the аге quite as dis- have а solid foundation of is a hardened inmate convicted of mur- одате” setting] and the legacy of evil turbing as these.” evil. On the site of an ancient dering his wife and kid, and life on the that has taken place there, with each We're inclined to Indian burial ground and a patient- inside turns into a furious fight for sur- creature designed around a different agree.... Let's i mangling insane asylum, The Suffering vival when the sins of the jail’s past execution method,” explains Lead show you a few < ~ (due in February for PS2, XB, and GC) аге resurrected and monsters start Designer Richard Rouse lll. “ don't reasons why. Л», found а hell of a place to build а pouring out of the woodwork. “All of think any game features creatures that — Justin Speer 2 > : А B £ MONSTER TYPE: MONSTER TYPE: š wksmen layers E EXECUTED BY: EXECUTED BY: i uad Jeheading From straight- With their sev- jacket to full ered heads metal jacket— mechanically "| these unfortunate suspended above souls were hasti- their shoulders, ly executed with- | these monsters out the benefit of make a pointed a trial, and they Î first impression. now stalk the And between the | prison grounds fingernails-on- as mobile meat chalkboard clat- tanks. Fleshy ter they make as humps on their their blades-for- backs rotate to И limbs scratch " bring automatic . across floors and Real Suffering: In Francisco Goya’s š rifles to bear on Real Suffering: While this brutal and у their skewering painting The Shootings of May 3rd, 1808, 65 human inmates, ancient method of execution is по longer 7 š d attacks, you'll French soldiers execute suspected which is nearly widely practiced, it's still publicly per- never rest easy Spanish rebels. Goya is said to have used š as sickening as it formed in several Middle Eastern coun- when they're in his own blood to paint the victims' blood. 3 x is deadly. tries, including Saudi Arabia and Qatar. Rx the room. MONSTER TYPE: You'll fight these freaks ог: E NN = 1 5) MONSTER TYPE: Mainliners the penal system from a first- ү | 4 urrowers EXECUTED BY: регоде ra j EXECUTED thal Injection sing Enton The prison show- Wrapped up in er experience is restraining fetish bad enough with- gear and buried out naked fiends alive, these hook- brandishing and-chain-flailing hypodermic nee- subterranean dies bubbling up psychos burst through the from the ground drain. These with barely any deformities can notice. Beware of quickly navigate | | rapidly approach- across prison / | ing trails of earth floors, despite (gophers don't go the syringes рго- to prison!) and 2 ES truding from their к keep your shot- Real Suffering: First instituted in eyes. Avoid their Real Suffering: During Japan's brutal А, gun ready—you Oklahoma, death by lethal injection is || leaping attack or invasion of China in World War Il, roughly ў "| don't want to get now the norm in the U.S. Famous - force-fed poison 2000 refugees were buried alive at the d ` too close to these executions using this method include will soon defile foot of Mount Zijing. Animosity for this E y: sensory-deprived John Wayne Gacy and Timothy McVeigh. = | your veins. act still continues on today.... } й sadists. ё >> ЈАРАМЕЅЕ PUBLISHER SPIKE ANNOUNCED А PS2 SURVIVAL-HORROR GAME CALLED MICHIGAN. PERHAPS IT'LL FEATURE THE REDNECK MICHIGAN MILITIA OR DOWNTOWN РЕТКОП.... >> 82 • ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY • www.egmmag.com LI Unleash the terrifying power of Grim. ~ ef ` м AVAILABLE JANVARY 2004 Animated Blood Violence PlayStation.2 © CAPCOM (0. LD, 2008, © CAPCOM US A. ИС. 2003 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED, Capcom and the Capcom Log are registered Wadena of Capcom Co LL. Maxima vs Amy of Zin is а trademark ol Capcom Co. Lid. CHARACTER BY © 2003 SUSUMU MATSUSHITA COMPANY /MASTER UDOISOR. DREAM RANCH INC. Licensed by Sony Computer Entertainment. compte entertainment systern. “PlayStation and e "PS Fani logo are registered ademas of Уау Computer triente The raogs con is a пад trademark ol the Entertainment Software scan. A other trademarks and t names are te properties of thei respective owner. са lor se with te PlayStation®? CONTROL. ü EITHER YOU GOT IT OR YOU DON'T. || 5 aid iL LITT | типин, EH HEÚHHIHHIHINII ШИШИП ИШИ! кип " اھ | ЕМЕВУОМЕ L PlayStation. Kd @ ~ PLAYERSE "PlayStation" and the "PS" Family logo are registered trademarks of Sony Computer Entertainment Inc. ©2003 NFL Properties LLC. Team names and logos are trademarks of the teams indicated. All other (NFL-related marks) are trademarks INC. Designed and developed by Red Zone Interactive and 989 Sports development team. 989 Sports and the 989 Sports logo are registered trademarks of Sony Computer Entertainment America Inc. ©2003 Sony Computer Entertainment B теш. ~ ии umm үт үт pm mmm ЕТТТ: ВД М H H aaa 323341 | www. 9 SPORTSicom With pressure-sensitive controls, you can do it all. Stop on a dime or turn on the jets. Juke lightly or fake a defender out of his — pants. Drop the hammer or hit like a water boy. Play on your own or see what you're made of online. So, what's it going to he? ) Also available on PlayStation ба m = of the National Football League. Officially licensed product of PLAYERS INC. The PLAYERS INC. logo is a registered trademark of the NFL players. www.nflplayers.com. ©2003 PLAYERS America Inc. Online icon is à trademark of Sony Computer Entertainment America Inc. Online play requires Internet connection and Network Adaptor for PlayStation 2 (sold separately). THE HOT FIVE Which games do you most want updates on? We put it to a vote Go to egmmag.com to vote for the games you simply gotta see more coverage of. (Heck, go there anyway.) HALO 2 Xbox • Microsoft * Mid 2004 — We were dead set on providing you with some substantial new info on Halo 2 this month, but then we ran into these guys. This small molecule of H2 will have to float your boat for now. It's nice to see the Covenai Elites looking tough and ever vigilant, anyway. Also, check out We wouldn't want to bump into this joyridestudios.com guy in a dark alley. Or a well-lit one. Р for the latest toys. GRAN TURISMO 4 PS2 • Sony CEA * Mid 2004 — Driving School has never been so appealing. In Japan, Sony is preparing a trial version of the soon-to-be-released Gran Turismo 4. GT4: — Prologue is a stripped-down model featuring five tracks, 30 license tests, and nearly 50 vehicles (including the requisite Skyline and plucky Toyota Vitz RS 1.5). But don’t get too revved up—a North Amefican release is “being considered” but doesn’t seem likely. PS2, Xbox, GC • Atari • Mid 2004 The newly released trailer for part three of this undercover-cop saga on wheels doesn't feature any walking or shooting, but boy does it show off some impres- sive driving. It's easy to appreciate the incredible level of detail from the screenshot above, but wait till you see the vehicles being torn apart and bow- ing down before mighty physics. 86 • ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY * www.egmmag.com WELCOME TO THE NEIGHBORHOOD If you hadn't already heard, your Sims have taken to the streets! The Sims Bustin’ Out offers 13 unique locations and three Free Play lots where you can visit, live, and generally wreak havoc. This map details the characters, unlockable objects, and social moves you'll pick up during your virtual visit to the "hood. THE OCTAGON G E guards this Cold War command bunker left over from the '50s, complete with technological marvels and top secret items. UNLOCK йош PIXEL ACRES ^ Enjoy the great outdoors the Sim way at Pixel Acres, where you can À, challenge YING VANGST to a game of | L nude table tennis. 1 UNLOCKABLE OBJECT: Tinsel Bluffs is the modern Hollywood Table Tennis from Slammo! abode where the scandalous FANNIE and > UNLOCKABLE INTERACTION: HUMPHREY HAWKES live. Some stars may ® GOTH MANOR Booty Tease be born, others made, but very few of: k Bella and MORTIMER GOTH are back, and this time, they live in an even creepier haunted Victorian, Complete with a graveyard and some mutant plants, Goth Manor is the spot for ghost hunters. UNLOCKABLE OBJECT: Mutant Plant UNLOCKABLE INTERACTION: Magic Trick UNLOCKABLE OBJEC Information Overlord by Bu Butubi INLOCKABLE CTION: Imitate This pigsty is where DIJDLEY, a total slacker, lives. There are lots of ways to have fun at Dudley's Trailer, but be sure to clean up the place if you want to move on to bigger and better things. UNLOCKABLE 0BJEI lellaGraphix 1024 “Diamond Edition” i: Pull My Finger DUIDLEY"S TRAILER, Run by 61 T, this art gallery in a grungy studio space is the place to be to develop your artistic side. OBJECT: Kraft King Potter’s Wheel <> B RUB ў MOM'S HOUSE та а Е ABLE BNTERAGTIUNE Bust а move оп the dance floor, play DJ to МАС ОШМ MANSI ОМ "s done some major construction and interior decorating raise your creativity, or just watch the party Malcolm's Mansion is your ultimate : happen at this techno-rave warehouse, where NG always keeps the beats pumpin’. Turntablitz DJ Booth TION: Moon Walk to jazz up her place since the last game. You can live here at no cost while you work on your skills and friendships, but sooner or later, you'll have to move on. destination, only slightly less impressive > than an ascent into heaven. The only problem «и is that you'll have to get through ПАС, N 5 himself if:you want to move in here. Ë B Limo Ultimo СТОЮ: Brag About Moni BING ВИ UNLUCXA UNLOCKA ШЕ Sh Shiny Things Lab is a high-tech heaven and quintessential laboratory. Cleaning up the barrels of toxic waste for VAUGHN BRAUN may mean a hazardous work environment, but no one said science was easy. UNLOCI CT: Tesla Coil 3.0 y STION: Sissy Fight CASA CALIENTE Casa Caliente is the “Love Shack” baby, and RANDY HART is the love god in charge of it all. It’s surfin’ USA blended with ’60s shagadelic goodness where you have plenty of opportunities to make friends. UNLOCKABLE OBJECT: Niagara Love Tub UNLOCKABLE INTERACTION: Booty Spank At Toane's Gym, you can let GOLDIE turn your body into the pinnacle of fitness 24 hours a day. “ Puny weaklings need not apply. В ECT: GyroSport “AbDominator” TION: Show Off Muscles Mimi’s Place seems normal until you step inside. WIM aspires to be a punk material girl, but she’s been able to afford only cheap knockoffs and department store sale items. This means repairs will be in order if you ever want to move out. UNLOCKA UNLOCKA Ч CT: Big Mouth Chair E INTERACTION: Sign Language MAD SCIENTIST CAREER EAST TRACK The Sims Bustin’ Out is not a game that you want to blow through in a few hours, but if you really want to zoom your way to Malcolm's Mansion, here's the superfast way to get through the Mad Scientist career. Just like in real life, you'll do/some career-swapping in the process, but those other ireers give you access to locations and skill-building objects that will ultimately make the Mad Scientist career a breeze. 1. MOMS IBM е toilet, eat Mom's food, and dance or watch TV until уой Fun goal is satisfied. Get your relationship with Mom above 90. Take the Fashion Victim Job in the paper to unlock your scooter. Move out to Мит Place! Ё E Get your relationship with Mimi as high as possible before the bus arrives for your first day at work. You're almost guaranteed a promotion on the first day since all your motives are high. Your promotion unlocks the drink bar, which you should purchase. Use the bookcase to learn two Mechanical points, and then repair the espresso machine to unlock the Repair Man. Skip work the next day and spend your time using the drink bar to gain three Cooking points. Use the DJ booth at Club Rubb to gain two Creative skill points. Return to Mimi’s and take the Paramilitary career in the paper. Move out to Dudley's Trailer! бо to work and get your first promotion. After work, visit The Octagon and use the Robot Monkey Terminal to gain at | least two Logic points. Take the Mad Scientist career in the paper. Go to work and get your first promotion. After work, visit Shiny Things Labs and use the Tesla Coil to gain at. least two more Mechanical points. Go to work again to get your second promotion. Get your relationship with Dudley above 90. Check your relationships with Mom and Mimi—if they drop below 70, visit them and pump the relationships up—hoth of them like Compliment, Joke, and Pull My Finger. Move out to Goth Manor! SOTH MANOR After you get the welcome message from Mortimer or Bella, press R2 to fulfill the “control another Sim” goal. Go to buy mode and sell the two beds in the house—replace them with three kids’ beds, which are the best in the game. Add the best stove, fridge, and food processor to the kitchen. Buy the HellaGraphix game console and put it in a conven- lent location near two chairs. If you need more money, sell some other items in the house. Go to work and receive two promotions. Visit Shiny Things Labs and use the Tesla Coil until you have all 10 Mechanical points. Use the synthesiz- er, incubator, and a mirror to build Creative, Logic, and Charisma skills. Move out to Shiny Things Lab! UY THIN 5. SHIN IGS М Outfit the lab-with the best equipment, similar to what's in Goth Manor. Since you should already have 10 Mechanical points, you can use the Invention Workbench to make five rocket gnomes; then go to buy mode to move them outside. Throw a party. After you see the “party has started” mes- sage, launch the gnomes to satisfy the Rocket Gnome Party goal. By now you've unlocked all three Free Play Lots. Visit опе of them and try 10 become friends with two of the resi- dents. Check your relationships with Mom, Dudley, and Mimi—if any score is below 70, visit them to pump it back above 90. Get both promotions and unlock The Octagon. Visit The Octagon and use the Robot Monkey Terminal to. build eight Logic points. Move out to The Octagon. 6. THE INI Outfit The Octagon with the best equipment, similar to what's in the lab. Buy а HellaGraphix videogame console, free-standing mirror, drink bar, and a hot tub. Use the зуп- thesizer ай бой Manor to raise your Creative skill above five. Use the free-standing mirror to build four Charisma skill points. Get both promotions and unlock Malcolm's Mansiori. Keep going to work until you have $20,000. Move out to Malcolm's Mansion! MA 5 IMANNISIO The mansion is nicely decked out, but you can unlock the Limo Ultimo if you buy $20,000 worth of stuff for the man- sion. Keep up your relationships with Mom, Dudley, and Mimi, and stay friends with three Free Play Lot Sims. Build skills as necessary to get your final promotion. Then you'll see one of seven ending movies (there's one for each career you finish). Check the career fountain for your gnome. ELECTRONIC MONTHLY An editorial supplément to Electronic Gaming Monthly COMING SOON S Who says you need а valentine? AirForce Delta Strike PS2 * Konami — Twenty playable pilots take to the sky (and space) in 100 origi- nal aircraft, including Gradius’ Vic Viper. Œ So much for Alias’ ‘Sydney Bristow slipping by unnoticed. Alias Cy Girls Breakdown PS2, Xbox * Acclaim — Sydney Bristow PS2 • Konami — Stealthy gun specialist Xbox * Namco — This genre-bending first-person action-adventure follows the fate of comes to life with the voice of actress Ice and sword-slingin’ fellow spy-diva Derrick Cole, who wakes up with both amnesia and biceps of steel. With its extra help- Jennifer Garner (who plays the spy on TV). | Aska mete metal justice on cyberterrorism. | ing of gore, Breakdown's sure to cause hand-wringing over at Decency НО. ы 1 i ~ | PN S . Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles FirstStrike: Grant City Anti-Crime Gradius V PS2 • Square Enix — Panzer Dragoon GC * Nintendo — The Fantasy finally PS2, Xbox, GC • Namco — Revisit Dead іо | PS2 • Konami — As visually superb as Orta meets Dynasty Warriors when hero returns to a Nintendo console in this four- | Rights’ hardboiled action, but on the right it's sure to be tough, V brings shooters Kyme fights to thwart the evil Empire. player action-RPG with GBA connectivity. | side of the law. (Is that a cop gone good?) | (and the Vic Viper) into the 25th century. agp { за à r g Mega Man Anniversary Collection PS2, GC * Capcom — How to piss off die- | PS2, Xbox, GC ® Midway — Forget about hard game collectors? Cram 10 of the winning championships. These 1-on-1 Blue Bomber's best games onto one disc. games are all about the bling-bling. Word! Nightshade PS2 * Sega — This spiritual successor to 2002's Shinobi pits a svelte she-ninja against a diabolical army of demonic foes. Headhunter: Redemption PS2, Xbox • Sega — Another third-per- son action-adventure in the same (almost dry) stealthy vein as Metal Gear Solid. Wrath Unleashed PS2, Xbox * LucasArts Turn-based strategy meets 3D fighting. Silent Scope Complete The Suffering Xbox • Konami — From the local multi- PS2, Xbox, GC * Midway — There's much, | PS2 * Konami plex lobby to your own living room—four much more shooting than puzzle solving in | Footy, anyone? A full games worth of sniping satisfaction. this blood-drenched survival-horror game. C'mon! m 18 Drakengard — You'd pout too if you NN, had a dragon between your legs all day. (co № ЕМЕВУОМЕ B > V $) OMIN. BROADBAND AND DIALUP PlayStation.e “PlayStation” and the "PS" Family logo are registered trademarks of Sony Computer Entertainment Inc. The “Officially Licensed Collegiate Products" label is the exclusive property of The Collegiate Licensing Company. The "Collegiate Licensed exclusive property of the respective institutions. 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Online icon is a trademark of Sony Computer Entertainment America Inc. Online play requires Internet www. 989 SPORTS:com the ultimate countdouun A SA 7 HE ULTIMATE ‘2, VIDEOGAME “`à. COUNTDOWN т EGM and MTV form unholy alliance, inspire key 18- to 34-year- old demographic to Rock the Vote and choose top 15 games K, hold everything, hotshot. We need to address a few things. Yes, EGM will have a show on MTV. Contrary to online rumors, it will not be hosted by a robotic Downtown Julie Brown. And SS we're applying a loose interpretation to the term "ultimate videogame"— this list is more about the most popu- lar and influential games of this con- sole generation, because "Ultimate Videogame Countdown of Games That Came Qut Since Late 2000" wouldn't fit in TV Guide. But wait! As an added bonus unavailable to illiterate televi- sion viewers, we're also including a sneak peek at upcoming sequels for each game! Of course, lists like this tend to gen- erate controversy, and by controversy we really mean hate mail. Apologies in advance to the legions of Dr. Muto and Turok fans out there—your respective favorites didn’t make the list. Don’t blame us, though; the games here were ranked by EGM readers and MTV viewers. You voted! So go ahead and write that angry letter, but Hey subscribers, tune your televisual receiver to the МТУ broadcast station on January 2 at 9 p.m. EST to see EGM and MTV's Ultimate Videogame Countdown show. Johnny-come-lately newsstand buyers, if you missed the show, don't despair! They're rerunning it every hour on the hour, or so we've been led to believe. EGM's own Seanbaby is master of ceremonies! Don't adjust your set; his hair really looks like that. 90 • ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY • www.egmmag.com DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION (SERIES) PS2, XB, Arcade • Konami — Oprah doing the macarena? Swing craze? Riverdance? Nope, it took a videogame to turn a legion of career wallflowers into hip-shakin’, dancin' idiots—er, experts. The DDR phenomenon may have started in arcades, but its combination of no-look dance routines and profuse sweating has since migrated to your living room, and even into some school PE classes. It's the new Jazzercise Ultimate moment: Seeing a West Side Story-style DDR “gang,” complete with matching satin jackets, file into the arcade and commence to steppin’. (Hit ddrfreak.com for your DDR voyeurism needs.) Those about to dance, we salute you. What's next? New PlayStation 2 and Xbox Dance Dance Revolution installments are scheduled for the future, in addition to downloadable song packs for Ultramix (XB). And if fans cotton to Ultramix's online play, the feature may even turn up on a DDR for PS2. What's. деж? | Sony, claims thata |. r Turismo 4, due in mid-2004, will replicate car racing more realistically PS2 * Sony CEA — The fact that we're still comparing 7 ў 4 я werin addi- every new racing game to Gran Turismo 3—which came out ved š two and a half years ago—is a little scary. But you got any D >) а 2 | handling and more- better ideas? Gran Turismo's influence even extends beyond у x human A-L, longs videogamedom; former Mitsubishi CEO Takashi Kiuchi told š 3 а awaited online play Reuters, “Gran Turismo played a huge role in our decision to ] я б pads out the stan- launch the Lancer Evolution in the United States." GT's suc- 5 dard equipment. cess probably helped convince Nissan to bring the next i У я | Vehicle damage and Skyline GT-R here, too, though we're in for a wait: It won't | а 11 online voice chat launch until 2007. > š ~ remain on the Gran Ultimate moment: Buying the car you own in real life, then 1 Ë я ; i Turismo 5 wish list. tacking on a stage-three turbo, tuned suspension, and slicks. $ И So that's what driving to the store at 150 mph would be like. NBA STREET (SERIES) PS2, XB, GC • EA Sports Big — Like mass extinctions and the price of pork bellies, over-the-top sports games are cyclical. The NBA Street series is the latest take on the boomshakalaka formula to inspire a host of imitators, and not only on the basketball court: MLB Slugfest, NFL Street, Freestyle Street Soccer, and NBA Ballers are just some of the games looking to move in on Street's turf. Ultimate moment: Any given moment playing Street against another human is pretty ultimate, but blocking 20-plus shots and ending it all with a double game breaker is extra ulti- mate—double extra ultimate if you're playing for money. What's next? EA Big's brand of b-ball is heading back to the courts before the end of 2004. Our inside spies report that NBA Street Vol. 3's most attractive new feature is online play. The least attractive new feature is the unlockable Queer Eye for the Straight Guy all-star team. ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY • www.egmmag.com • 91 HaT Riu Butt the ultimate Каро Ны чш” 7 arr countdouun WWESMACKDOWN!/ DEF JAM VENDETTA (SERIES) SmackDown • PS2 • THQ; Def Jam • PS2, XB, GC • EA Sports Big — We're lumping these two wrasslin’ games together because we can, mainly, but also because they rep- resent two vastly different—and excellent—takes on the same genre. The SmackDown! series is clearly the top con- tender among a field of otherwise scrubby WWE games, while Def Jam's battling rappers (and powder blue tracksuits) bring a whole new dynamic to a sometimes tired formula. Ultimate moment: Nothing tops that first gal-on-gal “bra and panties” match in the latest SmackDown!; Redman's nut-busting finishing move in Def Jam is also very satisfy- ing, but in a completely different way. What's next? Smackdown's developers are hard at work makin' the next game playable online—a wrestling first. As for Def Jam Vendetta 2, we've heard it'll take place іп a free-roaming, Grand Theft Auto-style setting. Expect it in late 2004/early 2005. “kb [ш TOM CLANCY'S SPLINTER CELL PS2, XB, GC • Ubisoft — Sam Fisher: wily secret agent and deep-cover operative for the Lightbulb Retailers Association of America (the only reasonable explanation for all the light fixtures he destroys, ostensibly in the interest of efficient Skulking). He'll sneak right into your heart. Then blow it up. Ultimate moment: Near the end of the game, five guards surround you and it looks like your espionage days are over. But one momentary power failure later, you take out your would-be captors in a few seconds of night-vision mayhem. PS2, XB, GC * Activision 02 — The reign- ing king of frantic, free-form action-sports gameplay was starting to look a little slow on the draw and low in the ollie, but then Tony Hawk's Underground came out and gave the series a needed boot in the baggy pants. How many aspiring game designers pitch their genius idea as “Tony Hawk 4,468 X S aria! Heelflip + Airwalk * BS Revert + Nollie + Tailgrab > 92 * ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY « www.egmmag.com vae ane b i What's next? Sam might be older than your average gaming hero, but he ain't retiring anytime soon. The oddly named Cell sequel Pandora Tomorrow hits all three consoles in 2004, adding outdoor environments, branching paths through levels, and a wild new online multiplayer game. TONY HAWK'S PRO SKATER (SERIES) meets X"? Just about every last one of them. Even the French. Ultimate moment: THPS3 was the first game to take PlayStation 2 online, so that's fairly ultimate. But it's trumped by Underground's put-your-face-in-the-game feature (PS2 only), which lets gamers create their own skating doppelganger. What's next? The crew at developer Neversoft is in recovery mode (fractur- ing соссухеѕ on company president Joel Јемен 5 backyard skate ramp) now that THUG's out the door, but they did say they liked the latest game's online, player-focused direction, So expect more of that in a year or two. Platinum #232810-2 Cobalt #232807-8 Нате #236574-0 Onyx #236575-1 $99.99 each WITH SPECIALLY + DESIGNED GAMES. Nintendo GameCube/ Game Boy Advance Link Cable #217030-6 $14.99 е бате Boy Advance Indigo #201794-5 L| Glacier #201798-6 $69.99 each ODS GEAR ING ~ PLAYER'S GUIDE AVAILABLE 11236564 $29.99 #235919-8 $29.99 Call 1-800-800-5166 for the store nearest you or visit us at www.ebgames.com #235923-0 $29.99 the ultimate countdouun b=. Dai PS2, XB, GC • EA Sports — Madden's | not even а game anymore—it's a cul- tural phenomenon riding on the back of an entertainment juggernaut that's hitched to a runaway cash cow. The lat- - est iteration sold over 2 million copies in а month, putting 2004 on track to earn more money than all but the most blockbusting Hollywood movies. The game is even used for diagramming plays on ESPN's £A Sports NFL Matchup, which must really stick in the craw of the guys who made the also rather good ESPN NFL Football. Ultimate moment: Blaming your poor performance on the quarterback's obvi- ous lack of concentration while playing against your best friend...who’s online, tanning your hide from six states away. What's next? This just in: no Madden in 2004! The big guy's just had _ enough. OK, not really. Currently, mum's the word over at the develop- er's training camp, but we'll be . shocked if an online franchise mode doesn't arrive next season. Don't bet on a first-person gameplay option, à la ESPN NFL, though. SOULCALIBUR И PS2, XB, GC * Namco — Don't Calibur's for the people—it's even try to make sense of the available on all three consoles, obtuse backstory—just accept and each version has a unique that a zombie pirate, French playable character. It’s an intense- aristocrat, impossibly busty ly deep fighter that'll leave your ninja, and Nintendo's own elfin thumbs (and sometimes your ego) name-taking ass-kicker, Link, black and blue. |- have started up a private Ultimate moment: Tie: Playing a little fight club. But worthy competitor in an eight- unlike the last Soul fighter team battle that finally Calibur, which was ends in a simultaneous double exclusive to Sega's knockout; learning Ivy's Criminal now-defunct Symphony throw, the game's Dreamcast, this most powerful move. What's next? We've heard Soul Calibur tweaks, rumor has it SC3 will put a lot of lil may not be out until 2005, and since emphasis on new modes (perhaps like arcades will be extinct by then, it'll head Virtua Fighter 4's deep character-build- straight to consoles. Besides the expect- ing single-player game) and have online ed new characters and gameplay: play. Hold me! 94 • ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY * www.egmmag.com Fly where no Jet has gane before. After conquering the skles, break through the earth's atmasphere and take on the universe. With over 130 planes to choose from, 60 missions, a full crew of playable pllats, and Logitech®? Filght Force™ flight stick support, HirFarce Delta Strike defies the limits. Mild Language PlayStation.2 KONAMI Violence Д www.konami.com/usa KONAMIO and Airforce Delta Strike?" are either registered trademarks or trademarks of KONAMI CORPORATION, ©2004 KONAMI & Konami Computer Entertainment Studios. Lockheed Martin Trademarks used under license to Konami Corporation. Produced under license from Boeing Management Company, Produced under a license from Northrop Grumman Systems Corporation. Produced under license from BAE SYSTEMS PLC, Certain Aircraft names and designs are protected by Trade Marks, copyright and other rights owned by ВАЕ SYSTEMS PLC and its partners and are not to be reproduced except as permitted by the license without the prior written consent of ВАЕ SYSTEMS PLC. With support of JGSDF, JMSDF, and JASDF. ©2004 Logitech. All rights reserved. Logitech, the Logitech logo and other Logitech marks are owned by Logitech and may be registered. All other trademarks are the property of their respective owners. "PlayStation" and the "PS" Family logo are registered trademarks of Sony Computer Entertainment Inc. The ratings icon is a trademark of tlre Entertainment Software Association. г T \ SUPER MARIO (SERIES) < | @ GC * Nintendo — He's the kind of squeaky-clean mascot (despite the 'shroom addiction) who wouldn't pass today's focus-group gristmill—unless he was enhanced with a plumber's crack and a squad of belly-baring tool-girl assistants. But Mario remains an icon, stirring nostalgia in even fair- weather Nintendo fans, as recent GBA remakes rekindled fuzzy feelings for the classic originals. Even if the mustache man’s latest console outing—Super Mario Sunshine—doesn't please everyone, only a hater would claim it ain't fun. Ultimate moment: Clearing all 96 levels in Super Mario World: Super Mario Advance 2, the largest game in the series. CUS MUS One. ФХР METAL GEAR SOLID 2 SONS OF LIBERTY PS2, XB * Konami — Bisexual vampires, pseudo-incestu- gameplay filled with taught spy-thriller moments and clever ous relationships, morbidly obese bomb enthusiasts on boss battles. Just to hurt your brain, the PS2 version of roller blades—by criminy, Metal Gear Solid 2 is crammed MGS2: Substance even has a skateboarding minigame. with stuff that'd put dollar signs in Jerry Springer's eyes. Ultimate moment: Finally wrapping your head around the But if you can look past the freak-show cast, an over- ultimate plot twist: That MGS2 is really a simulation of wrought and preachy plot, and girlie hero Raiden (who MGS1, and you've just been playing a game within а game : replaces mucho macho series hero Solid Snake for much designed to trap Solid Snake for his enemies. Hey, isn't that of the game), you're rewarded with ingeniously designed how St. Elsewhere ended? 96 • ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY • www.egmmag.com Е Star ГЕ all of the Story Mod š Do whatever it takes — run, climb, and тё" stars You ee skate movies alongside the pros. of: ourse, skate — to make it to the top. punk out to make it big. 3i У би“ ' е Experience May Change During Online Play. “5 out of 5” — Maxim Magazine W (ТП ABLE 1 ЕТ Vicarious’ Visions «9,2003 Activision, Inc. and its а о. Published and distributed by Activision Publishing, Inc. Activision is а registered trademark and THUG is trademark of Activision, Inc. and its affiliates. All rights reserved. Tony Hawk is a trademark of Tony Hawk. PlayStation 2, GameCube and Xbox versions developed by Neversoft Entertainment, Inc. Game Boy Advance version developed by Vicarious Visions. “PlayStation” and the "PS" Family logo are registered trademarks of Sony Computer Entertainment Inc. 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ATeT Wireless ACTIVISION. the ultimate countdouun PS2, XB • Rockstar — It's a filthy dirty porno game that's training kids how to do filthy dirty things, or so says your mom, the PTA, and that publicity-hounding lawyer you see on CNN trying to outlaw fun. To every- one else—or more like the 11 million gamers who play it—the Grand Theft Auto 7 4 PS2 * Square Enix — It's got dun- geons. It's got dragons. It's got eight- foot-tall chickens you can saddle up and ride. Yet despite such trappings of role-playing dorkdom, the Final Fantasy series has evolved into a mass-appeal franchise you can discuss in public without getting pummeled for your latte money. Maybe it's the Hollywood-cal- iber production values or the hot- ` chick characters—or the prissy- Iys-who-look-like-hot-chick characters—that has driven his long-running series’ | my ass) appeal among ners, many of whom don laborate costumes that com- ine sashes, Spandex, and cel- lite in ways that defy imagi- like to think which ends on a bi пагас! t batti GRAND THEFT AVTO ( * www.egmm. 73% series is the ultimate adults-only (scram, you kids!) freedom kit. Both G7A3 and its acid-washed '80s-themed sequel Vice City turn players loose in living, sprawling cities where they can get away with actions— from launching stolen cars off 10-story buildings to hosting flamethrower barbe- SERIES N fe y ` + (SERIES) cues—that in real life would land 'em in the Clink lickety-split. It's a fun world to visit. We just wouldn't want to live there. Ultimate moment: Why, driving within the speed limit and kindly giving pedestrians the right of way, of course. (Just go with it—that CNN guy might be watching.) What’s next? Four-player Fantasy . action is just around the corner when Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles (GC) comes out in February, and the first . online Fantasy, ХІ, plugs into PlayStation 2this March. Further out on the horizon, look forward to Final Fantasy XII (scope What's next? Here's the latest in Grand Theft Rumorin', The next GTA may take place in the '70s. It might be called GTA: Sin City (think Las Vegas). And you may never see a proper GTA4 because Rockstar may be dropping the numbers thing altogether (so Sin City is in effect СТА5, with Vice City being GTA4). Can we tell you anything useful at all? Nope, 'cept Rockstar has con- firmed the next game will be out in 2004. And the only reason we know that is because we've been sifting through their dumpster. the full scoop on this upcoming PS2 title on page 30) and Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children, an original CG-animated film that continues the story of FFVII (release date unknown). Beyond that? We're out of mana, but expect a few more surprises in 2004.... THE SIMS (SERIES) PS2, XB, GC * EA Games — Trust PC gamers to embrace a bodily function and personal-hygiene simulator with rabid, cult- like fervor, but who knew The Sims would be just as big a hit on consoles? Maybe it's the all-new multiplayer modes or The Sims: Bustin’ Out's expanded career tracks (who. doesn't want to be a Mad Scientist?) or, more likely, the voyeuristic thrill of seeing virtual folks being as slutty—or chaste—as we wanna be. The Sims isn't just a дате, though; it's a chance to try things you don't have the guts to pull off in real life—like putting the moves on creepy-yet-slinky Bella Goth in the hot tub while her husband, Mortimer, holds a séance in the next room, or quitting your day job in favor of 24/7 gar- den-gnome production for fun and profit. Ultimate moment: It's kind of fitting that in a game about life, the ultimate moment is death—be it by electrocution, starva- tion, or man-eating Venus flytrap. The Sims experience isn't complete until you've kicked the bucket at least once. XB * Microsoft — Ask any kid what he (or she!) wants to be when he grows up and every last one of the little terrors gives the same answer: cybernetic space marine. Blame Halo for inspiring a new generation of glorified pest exterminators. The game that sold a few mil- lion Xboxes is still the best first-person shooter you can play from the comfort of your La-Z-Boy, and it’s even better with a few (or a dozen) like- minded wannabe-space-marine friends. Dead-on controls, an epic story, and devi- ously smart enemies—well, smart for alien bugs at least—are just a small part of Halo's greatness. Ultimate moment: The Silent Cartographer level has to be one of our favorites in any game, ever. It kicks off with a Normandy- like beach invasion, followed by general tear-assing around in a Warthog jeep with your rowdy marine pals, and then it's a great mix of indoor and outdoor action, cul- minating in a showdown with a one-hit- and-you're-dead blade-wielding alien. But for the expert snipers out there, beating Halo on the Legendary difficulty setting is the ultimate bragging right. ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY • www.egmmag.com • 99 ке N ча GC • Nintendo — This little Link has legs, and we're not THE LEGEND talking about the ones wearing the booties—Nintendo's tales of elfin heroism in the face of unspeakable evil just never seem to get old. When we first heard that an upcoming Zelda adventure would star a young, cartoony-looking Link, we grumbled with the worst of them. Then Wind Waker came out. Aside from some boring moments piloting a dinghy, it is nearly perfect. Seeing as how the Zelda series ran away with the popular vote and Link's cameo in the Cube version of Soul Calibur Il helped make that game a best-seller, we're apparently not the only ones in touch with our inner elf. Ultimate moment: In Wind Waker, it has to be your first visit to Hyrule Castle, which is on the ocean floor, frozen in time. Everything is black and white, with statue-like guards caught in midarmpit scratch. It's one of the eeriest moments in any game we've ever played. And then you pull the Master Sword from the stone, time starts ticking again, and all hell breaks loose... ~ P freevibe.com Just tell your parents you were stoned. They'll un rstand Я (ЙЕ YOUR ANTI-DRUG. [rie |sipioin DIRECTORY revieW Crew your monthly guide to gaming's winners and Losers MULTIPLATFORM 102 Max Payne 2: The Fall of Max Payne 106 Spy Hunter 2 106 Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines Sonic Heroes 108 A Dive Right In Did you miss the prequel? Here's a quick recap: Pushers of a new drug called Valkyr murdered Payne's wife and daughter. After a bit of existential moping, Max transfers to the DEA and infiltrates the pushers’ organization. Then his cover is blown, so he grabs his guns and slaughters every last one of the dirty drug dealers. 110 Mission: Impossible Operation Surma W When Mona Sax attacks, people die! MAX PAYNE 2: Ó - 110 Monster 4x4: Masters of Metal 112 111 Baldur's Gate: Dark Alliance || 114 № Max Payne squints in the face of death and dishonor. PLAYSTATION 2 Maximo vs. Army of Zin 114 Fatal Frame Il: Crimson Butterfly American Idol 118 Manhunt 120 122 Everquest Online Adventures: Frontiers 120 Lowrider -hack Part 4: Quarantine + T 0 THE FALL OF MAX PAYNE He can even dodge the sophomore slump PAUL: Max Payne’s first adventure was a simple quest for revenge (see sidebar), with just enough film noir flavor to keep us interested in the grim widower's slow-motion third-person gunplay. But this time, Payne is both hard-boiled and soft- hearted. This sequel should've been subtitled The Rise of Little Max Payne—the rogue cop's fascination with sexy assassin Mona Sax drives a much more compelling story. Across the board, Payne 2 is vastly improved. Peep this appropriately bullet-pointed list: * It’s written better. Max's ridiculous mixed metaphors are gone, replaced by a lot of sharp, funny, very well-acted dialogue. * The world is more convincing. Bodies fly and sprawl realistically. Excellent level design keeps combat interesting: Apartments and warehouses 102 • ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY • www.egmmag.com look just right, yet they cleverly steer the player toward goals, battles, and major events. * Bullet time is cooler. An efficient slow-mo killing spree puts Max deeper into the zone, making his enemies even slower and triggering flashy balletic reloading animations. Now we have incentive to continue a rampage rather than playing it safe. Like its hero, Payne 2 scores more hits than it suffers, but it does sustain these flesh wounds: • The platforming sections suck. Maybe The Fall of Max Payne is apropos, after all. * Characters are sometimes blocky and jagged. Check out the claws on Winterson, Payne’s bitchy partner! More bad guys would help. Future Paynes need more boss characters as relief from shooting endless minions. But the game's so great, how can | hate? Memorable scenes abound, like when you (as Mona) cover Max XBOX 122 Carve 124 Deus Ex: The Invisible War 126 Counter-Strike “Cut myself shaving.” from various sniper perches around a construction site. Max and Mona’s in-game conversation conveys all the instructions you need without interrupting the action. Other games’ text hints and heavy-handed cut-scenes seem downright primitive by comparison. Little incidental scenes are crafted with equal care. For example, in one level, three Italian mobsters mistook me for an ally and helped me fight a bunch of Russians. Then a fourth mobster joined us and recognized me, so | slaughtered my ex-allies in sweet slow motion. It didn’t affect the game's overall plot one whit, but it made the experience more believable, more compelling. Fun, smart, and polished, Max Payne 215 everything a sequel should be. GAMECUBE 127 Pokémon Channel GAME BOY ADVANCE 128 Sword of Mana 128 Yu Yu Hakusho: Spirit Detective 129 Max Payne Here at EGM, we only review games that have been deemed final and reviewable by their [AD JÎ publishers. Three editors review (ТЛА each game independently, and don’t forget: 5.0 IS AVERAGE. AWARDS E «2 САМЕ OF SHAME OF THe MONTH THE MONTH Gold—for | Silver — This goes to | A rare games with | for games | the highest- | dishonor for an average with a mean | reviewed games with score of 9.0 | score of 8.0 | game each unanimously or higher. (but not 9.0). | month. bad scores. Platinum — for games that get all 10s. These games rule. ESRB KEY (Also check out www.esrb.com) Whereas these games typically offer all the gore, sex, drugs, and fun of R-rated fare. Wholesome fun for the whole family, devoid of hookers, head shots, or heroin use. Like PG-13 movies, Teen games usually feature mild violence and “comic mischief.” He may be outnumbered, but with an Ingram machine pistol in each hand spitting bullet casings like brass confetti, Max Payne isn’t outgunned. Lunging and lighting up targets may seem like more of the same, but the difference is in the details, such as the shower of sparks from ricocheting shots or the guy who crashes through a cabinet, sending boxes and bottles flying when a shotgun blast sweeps him off his feet. This is bullet time at its best. Graphics, gameplay, А! — everything that matters has been improved, and even those who found the first game a bit dull should have a bloody good time with the sequel. Payne 215 just as gripping when your guns aren't blazing. Characterization unfolds in mature, clever ways, from overheard wiretap phone-sex tapes to a surprisingly well-handled love scene. Max’s descent into madness is believable and riveting, and you're living through it. | Like its so-called hero, however, the game has > | | ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY • wwW.egmmag.com • 103 review crew: multiplatform a few issues. Losing progress because you've fallen from a ledge (just one of a dozen faces of instant death) is infuriating. But, like Paul, I'm willing to forgive Payne 2's problems when the rest of the game is so damned good. GMR—TOM: The first Max Payne never truly delivered on its promise of a dark and опну cinematic experience, probably due to the amateurishly purple prose (we all can't be James Ellroy, now can we?) and the overall lack of that extra layer of polish. Max Payne 2: The Fall of Max Payne delivers on that promise with much more professional writing, superbly directed cut- scenes, and some awesome level design. One spectacular level—a tense fun-house shootout— Meet the Perps is worthy of some sort of award for being so creatively bizarre and scary а the same time. Thankfully, Max Payne 2 doesn’t tweak the mechanics of the game too much. After all, that’s what worked in the first game. Bullet time has been slightly enhanced (you get bonus time as you kill more guys), but otherwise, most of the changes are to the presentation. As a result, Payne 215 far more satisfying than its predecessor. In fact, it's one of the most satisfying story-driven shooters you can play right now, as well as the latest success in the drive to make games as deep and engaging as movies. There's sex, drugs, and instead of rock 'n' roll, lots and lots of violence. But hell, that's the way we like it. Mona Sax: А hired gun. Who is Vladimir Lem: He's into some Alfred Woden: Senator and she working for, and what does shady business, but he's been member of a secret society, investigate crimes so much as she want? Didn't she die in the a good friend to Max. Prone to Woden helps Max with he finds those (probably) first game? Will she and Max philosophizing in a ridiculous influence and info...when it responsible and shoots them. get it on? (Yes.) Russian accent. suits his purposes. Good: Top-notch voice acting Bad: Too many instant-death situations Possibly the First: Nongratuitous sex scene in a game 104 * ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY * www.egmmag.com Pilblisher: Rockstar Developer: Remedy THE VERDICTS (QUT OF 10) Ехрапа Your TIU cr O ie, Wire eee ЕД: Ene Маде Easy play here gaming console location: [SE sector: Long Origin = 7.43922453, Lat Origin = 46.95294523] [Base Unit] plug in here broadband internet location: [NW sector: Long Origin = 7.43958333, Lat Origin = 46.95240556] simple to use: no programming or software installation required [Remote Unit] NETSEXTENDER" The Wireless Net Extender" from Nyko’ is the easiest way to wirelessly connect your PlayStation 2, Xbox? or PC to a broad- band internet connection. With its compact, plug and play design. you benefit from secure data encryption with no annoying software installation, or latency issues. In gaming terms, this means you will be up and running in no time, playing online in any room without messy wires. Find out more: INNOVATION FIRST NOW AVAILABLE AT: e GAMES E E тта ооп Game toys AND OTHER FINE RETAILERS. гемеш сгеш: multiplatform Apparently t Good: Boy...we'll get back to you on that Bad: Graphics, level design, gameplay, fundamental concept Percentage of All Spies Who Are British: 90 DEMIAN: Let's say, hypothetically, that it's always been a private dream of mine to pilot a car that turns into a snowmo- bile that turns into a tricycle. Spy Hunter 2 fulfilled that dream | never actually had, and then, like a wish-granting evil genie, made it horrible. Yes, you do indeed drive a super- transforming car that would make a good love interest for Knight Rider's K.I.T.T., and you do hunt spies, technical- ly. But now that | know that all spy hunt- ing really entails is driving around drab, boring levels, shooting anything that moves, and restarting yet again until you figure out just what it is you're supposed to accomplish, I'm no longer interested in it as a career. Even versus mode isn't very enjoyable, since there's no four-player support and deathmatch is the only option. Two-play- er co-op mode (the gunner controls a roof-mounted turret) is the best part, but that's relative—it's still not actually good. Leave the spies to their own amazingly miniaturized devices, 1 say. They ain't worth huntin'. DEMIAN SHAWN SPY HUNTER 2 Tie up the hounds, call off the hunt SHAWN: Equipped to ride through wilderness, over water, and on two wheels, the G-8155 Interceptor seems like the ultimate spy utility vehi- cle. Shaking chasers with smoke screens and oil slicks is satisfying, and the game's responsive controls compensate for lusterless graphics. But, same as any SUV restricted to the beaten path, unbending laws curb this supercar's potential. Without the ability to transform when you want, Spy Hunter 2's confining missions are just too monotonous. OFFICIAL PS MAG—CHRIS B: Whereas Midway's original reinvention of its clas- Sic '80s franchise blew me away, Spy Hunter 2 disappoints big time. Though Still basically fun and boasting impres- Sively responsive controls, it does noth- ing to move the series forward and somehow manages to turn the last one's breakneck gameplay into a ho-hum action game. It's still worth a rental, but be prepared for the appallingly inconsis- tent difficulty (from incredibly easy to so hard you never want to play again). Publisher: Midway Developer: Rockstar San Diego Players: 1-2 ESRB: Teen CHRIS B. www.midway.com 106 * ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY • www.egmmag.com TERMINATOR 3: RISE OF THE MACHINES No need to come back, Arnold ОО TERMINATORS 4 BN Г, # Good: Missions that expand 73's story line Bad: Uneventful fisticuffs with the Terminatrix On the Disc: A demo of the upcoming Terminator 3: Redemption EN's The Return of the King is а perfect example of a movie-based game done right. Rise of the Machines, however, demonstrates how it can go terribly wrong. What you get here is your every- day, run-of-the mill first-person shooter with very few bells and whistles other than repetitive one-liners taken from the Terminator films. Shoddy hand-to-hand combat interludes and below-average visuals don't help either. Except for mis- Sions that deviate from the flick's main events—such as playing out the scene where one of Arnold's kind kills John Connor—even the most devout Terminator followers will find few enticing elements in this four-hour trek. And don't expect much in terms of cool bonus material. Only one unlockable cut-scene—where you learn how Terminators adopted Mr. Schwarzenegger's physical appearance— is exclusive movie footage. You're better off sayin' “Hasta la vista, baby” to the game and picking up the T3 DVD. After scoring a hit with T3 the movie, Arnold immediately took a step back by lending his voice and likeness to T3 the game (granted, his backup career ain't too shabby). Problems abound in this mess: Enemies seemingly come out of the woodwork; missions end in the middle of firefights; lackluster level design and bor- ing mission objectives will leave you baf- fled; a horrible weapon-swapping system bogs down an already plodding game -..blah, | could go on. At least a couple of the unlockables are mildly interesting. All said, this is exactly the type of disaster THE VERDICTS (OUTOF BRYAN G. FORD “Now turn your head and cough, please.” Arnold’s advisors should steer him clear of. I R: If you look in the back of the manual for Terminator 3, you'll see there are seven pages of credits. This begs the question: Did it really take several hundred people to make a game this bad? 735 first-person shooting stages are plagued by poor controls, terrible level designs, brain-dead enemies, and just plain ugly graphics. And the third-person fighting portions are a joke, with hardly any move variety and a complete lack of depth. Even if you loved the movie, stay away from the game. Trust me, you won't regret it. Governor Arnie's intense hatred for California’s car tax comes to а head. Publisher: Atari Developer: Black 0ps Players: 1 ESRB: Teen www.t3game.com a РЧ "тл ~ ' k. \ — DOWNLOAD THESE HITS AND MANY MORE THE SANDS `Z Ar OT TIME" x UBISOFT '"Avallable.on all consoles and PC. | Games available on: Nokia 3560, 3595, 3500, 3650, 3100, 3200. 6800, Motorola 1720, V300.V400, V600, i90, i95cl, Siemens C56 LG УХО Vx6000, Sony Ericsson 1610, 7616, Samsung E105 DARGAUD 300, 6100, 6200, 6, M56, SL56, Nightmare Creatures™ Skate & Slam™ Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell? 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SONIC HEROES We can be heroes Ever since Sonic Adventure 2 (for GC and Sega Dreamcast), Sonic's status among the pan- theon of top-tier mascots has been in jeopardy. That ill-conceived title unsuccessfully tinkered with the traditionally speedy Sonic experience by forcing players to suffer through tedious crystal excavation and hovering stages that simply sucked. Nearly every review (be it critical or from li'l Jimmy the consumer) boiled down to "I just want to run!” Thankfully, Sonic’s handlers lis- tened: Heroes has the ‘hog doin’ what he does best in a rewarding return to form. Heroes' basic gameplay echoes the classic, side-scrolling Sonics of yore, but with an interest- ing twist—team play. The four teams you can choose from have minor differences (see below), but with each one, you're simultaneously control- ling three characters: one speedster, one power- house, and an annoying, chirpy one that flies. A simple button press switches leadership among the three guys, and the clever level designs basi- cally guarantee that you'll have to switch leaders in order to break a few walls and soar over pits to succeed. This constant switching seems confus- ing, clunky, and forced at first, but after a few lev- els, it becomes natural, and it's fun to experiment with different leaders to find new paths. Plus, by the time the gameplay clicks, the Milquetoast early levels give way to wildly cool areas that have you spinning through giant pinball machines, reversed-gravity haunted mansions, and stratospheric airship armadas. Heroes offers a surprisingly long experience (for a Sonic game), and it's one that gets better the longer you play. In classic Sonic fashion, the game looks spec- tacular, with dazzling Day-Glo colors, ultrasmooth movement (well, on GC and Xbox at least—scope the sidebar), and trippy effects: Every single stage explodes with breakneck speed, insane loops, absurd corkscrews, and other gravity-defying raz- zamatazz. It's a breathtakingly gorgeous game that's unmistakably Sonic. So, what's not to like? Mostly stuff that no 3D Sonic game has managed to get right, including an annoyingly touchy camera, lame bosses, and an overabundance of deaths caused by falling off edges. These issues seem almost endemic to the series at this point, but it'd be nice if a future update could clear 'ет up. Still, don't let these quibbles (or the hateful grumblings of the other reviewers) deter you—Heroes is worthy. I could go on and on about how Sonic just doesn't work well in 3D, but it wouldn't change anything. He's here to stay. Thankfully, most of what made the Adventure games a bore—in par- ticular, everything that didn't star Sonic or Tails— Meet the Teams From the game's outset, you can choose to play as one of four teams. АП of them have а similar mix of speedy, powerful, and airborne members, but you'll find that each group offers a slightly different gami play experience and story line. 0f course, you'll have to finish the game with all four teams if you want to fight the true last boss and see the real ending.... Team Sonic — Ah, the old standbys.... Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles deliver a basic, bal- anced game. If you've played the Adventure titles, feel free to start out as these guys. 108 • ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY • www.egmmag.com T oF Team Rose — If you're new to 3D Sonic games, acclimate yourself with Amy Rose, Cream the Rabbit, and Big the Cat. Their game is a lot like Sonic’s, only much easier. Team Dark — If you're a vet- eran player, give this team of miscreants a try. Rouge, Shadow, and 0mega play the same levels as Sonic and Rose, but they're way harder. Team Chaotix — If you're looking for something com- pletely different, give these oddball castoffs a shot. Their levels have weird goals...like harvesting hermit crabs. THE VERDICTS (QUTOF 10) CJ Publisher: Sega Developer: Sonic Team Players: 1-2 ESRB: Everyone www.sega.com is gone, and as a result, Heroes plays more like the balls-to-the-wall Sega Genesis Sonics. It’s even got a classic-style casino stage, something that the previous 3D efforts didn’t even dare to try. But for each brave step forward, it takes a few back. Racing full speed through stages that take 10 or more minutes to complete while constantly switching characters for the most mundane of tasks becomes exhausting. It's even worse when you consider that you have to play through the same stages four times (once with each team) to get the real ending. | don't have the patience for it, especially when the terrible camera and hit-or-miss lock-on attacks that leave you plunging to your doom (and spelled trouble in the last two Sonics) still haven’t been adequately addressed, Once at the forefront of platforming action, the Sonic series hasn't aged well. And while Heroes is better in some respects than the last two, it still leaves me disappointed. JOHN В: For a character as recognizable and sym- bolic as Sonic the Hedgehog, you'd think Sega would spend a little more time polishing each of his adventures before shipping them to stores. Sadly, this is not the case. As with the previous two 3D Sonic outings, Sonic Heroes is a solid plat- former that could've been a lot better if the devel- pers had spent more time balancing the levels and tweaking the unbelievably frustrating camera. The team-based gameplay is interesting enough, but instead of having four separate teams, three of which play virtually identically, Sega should've just stuck with Team Sonic and focused on making it a more cohesive, enjoyable experience. The one team that does play differ- ently—the exploration-based Team Chaotix—isn't № Heroes’ bonus stages fill your screen with psy- chedelic insanity. even fun, as Heroes’ stages were clearly designed for speed, not adventuring. That said, it is nice to have a Sonic game with a bit of real depth to it. Switching forma- tions requires careful consideration, making Heroes more than just another glorified roller-coaster ride. But given that the horrendous camera disrupts the flow of the game more often than not, I’m not sure it mat- ters. And one more thing—the whiny preschool voices really have to go. Sorry, PS2 Which version of Heroes should you get? The GC and XB versions look fantastic. The PS2 version, however, chugs along at about of the others, sports longer loading times, and somehow even sounds Avoid it ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY • www.egmmag.com • 109 review crew: multiplatform MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE OPERATION SURMA It's not only possible, bu also pretty entertaining MONSTER 4X4: MASTERS OF METAL Redneck Rampage Œ The bigger the wheels, the closer to God. 110 • ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY • www.egmmag.com Good: The high-wire sneaking scenes are tense and fun Bad: Clunky shooting sequences No Sign of: Tom Cruise б. FORD: Talk about an impossible mis- sion—who thought developer Paradigm could craft a compelling game out of a license that no one’s cared about for three years? Well it has, partially thanks to the way the MI franchise naturally lends itself to the stealth genre, and partially due to the fact that it features an intriguing stop-the- evil-corporation story (told through some nice cut-scenes). Operation Surma really nails the MI feel with the ubiquitous theme song and the dangling high-wire scenes. Adding to the slick atmosphere are solid controls and a bushel of useful items—such as a wasp- sized camera and a sonic imager that lets you see through walls. The game, however, is not without holes. When you trip alarms, enemies start popping out of nowhere, and the skydiving scenes are more frustrating than thrilling. Also, the game’s over-the- shoulder shooting style never feels as responsive or quick as it should. And though most of the game is well balanced, the last few missions become unfairly hard. But all these problems are easy enough to overlook. A fine effort, indeed. THE VERDICTS G. FORD PAUL Good: Terrific truck physics Bad: Camera goes wonky wht Mullets: Not included When a mafia don paid me to race my mammoth truck through Central Park for his pleasure, | came to the following conclusion: Intercepted pay-per-view pro- grams inspired aliens in the Alpha Centauri system to make Monster 4x4. How else can you explain Masters of Metal’s creepy announcer—he sounds more like a fey ESL student than a hoarse emcee with too much reverb on his mic (ya know, “Sunday, Sunday, Sunday!”). Anyone who actually enjoys the world of monster trucking will instantly realize that this game seriously lacks authenticity. Despite its rudimentary grasp of redneck Culture, Masters of Metal manages to nail the handling and physics of the massive machines, even if its brand of big wheelin’ won't convert new followers. (A standard racing game this most certainly is not.) It does deserve credit, however, for a layout that lets you pick up the points you need to proceed by doing donuts in exhibitions instead of rerunning flubbed races, although fans won't feel large and in charge as the camera goes haywire when their truck gets stuck in a wall. Š 5 8 THE VERDICTS SHAWN DEMIAN GIANCARLO PAUL: Like the flicks, Mission: Impossible gives secret agent Ethan Hunt a gun and bagful of gadgets, then sics him on a supervillain. The spy toys are truly useful, and inventory management in Operation Surma is a breeze. Sidekick character Luther provides objectives and advances the story without breaking that cinematic vibe. Excellent. And уе! ly impossible to sneak around without get- ting caught, and shooting or stealth-killing alot of identical guards gets old, especially on your fifth or sixth attempt at a level. BRYAN: Unlike the crappy MI games of years past, this one doesn't self-destruct in five seconds. After years outta the gaming spotlight, Ethan Hunt takes on another impossible endeavor with all sorts of gad- getry that even 007 would envy, and you'll put each one to good use. And | gotta dis- agree with Mr. Ford about the missions. 1 found most objectives—even the skydiving bits—to be quite entertaining. Still, some work remains, and next time Mr. Hunt could use cooler stealth attacks, less cumber- some controls, and brainier enemies. Publisher: Atari Developer: Paradigm Players: 1 ESRB: Teen BRYAN www.atari.com trucks collide ! second Shawn's space-aliens theory, and 1 would like to add that the main character, named Rookie, looks like a cross between Lyle Lovett and the dude from Eraserhead. Aside from that highlight, Monster 4x4 is just a cavalcade of nonsensical cut-scenes and subpar, glitchy driving designed to catch the eye of Wal-Mart shoppers. Events vary from indoor arena races to despoiling America's parklands, but with a curious lack of wan- ton car crushing. Sure, there's a little car crushing, but not wanton crushing, and that's what | want in a monster truck game. Masters of Metal does a fairly good job of capturing the glory of car smashing with open-circuit courses where you can plow through all sorts of objects in the environment with kick-ass trucks. Unfortunately, the tradition- al stadium tracks are pretty mundane in comparison, and АЈ. opponents don't offer much of a challenge (you can easily com- plete everything in a matter of hours). It's a fun little romp, but one that won't fully sate your hunger for mud-caked mayhem. Publisher: Ubisoft Developer: Ubisoft Barcelona Players: 1-2 ESRB: Everyone www.ubisoft.com barge into other people's crypts. BALDUR'S GATE: DARK ALLIANCE || Wine, wenches, and warhammers Stick a Roman numeral on the end of your new game's title, and players start to expect cer- tain things: better gameplay, fewer annoyances, and more entertainment value than the original. That's why I'm scratching my head on why Interplay broke out the II for its latest bash-em-up. It's just as fun as the original Dark Alliance, but legitimate improvements are scarce. You can count all the original features here on one hand. There's a new item-creation system (see sidebar), you can switch weapons quickly with the control pad, the camera’s a bit less ornery...and that's it. The sense of déjà vu here is undeniable, especially since the Gauntlet-like gameplay is repetitive by nature. And why are we still limited to two players? That's a flaw in the previous game. Still, you can't fault Interplay for not fixing what ain't broken. Dark Alliance 115 still an addictive. spark of a game—the story's much deeper now, and there are dozens upon dozens of new levels to explore. Plus, there's something inexplicably enjoy- Uh, Say That Again, Please? Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic has а пате generator that ашотан- cally creates a Star Wars-y moniker for your character. There's no evi- dence that Interplay used a similar program to come up with names for Dark Alliance 1Р5 cast, but with exam- ples like Allessia Faithhammer, Ysuran Auondril, and Ulua Uoswiir, we sure hope no human devised 'em. able about building a godlike warrior through the massacre of goblins by the thousands. If you played the first Dark Alliance to death, though, then it might be better to wait for the similar-yet-online- enabled Champions of Norrath on PS2. The first Dark Alliance was a little bit of gam- ing sunshine, bringing Diablo-like hack-n-slash thrills from PC over to consoles. Too bad the origi- nal developers have since headed for the hills to work on Champions of Norrath for Sony, because they've apparently taken the fun with them. The epitome of a sophomore slump, Dark Alliance Il is immediately boring, painted with dated graphics and rife with dull, uninspired level design. Remember how critics said that the origi- nal was a great start, but that we'd expect more than just brainless action out of a sequel? Well, the first game is the pipe-smoking, monocle-twirling intellectual in this particular family. You'd get more entertainment by going back and beating the still 9 Good girls don't Е have names like Luvia pretty nifty original again than by playing this unpolished mess. If you've got a PS2, hold out for Norrath. \f you've got an Xbox? Hold your breath. If Dark Alliance Il were a creature in the D&D Monster Manual, it'd be called the Yawnisian Mind Borer, and it would lure victims into repetitive dungeons, make them wander until they fell asleep, then swipe 50 gold from their wallets. So don't give this monster your cash unless your favorite part of the prequel—or any Diablo-style dungeon hacker—is building up your character. The lure of reaching that next experience level, earning a few new attacks, and donning niftier equipment was the only thing that kept me moti- vated (and then just barely) in this sequel. Dungeons are mostly dull mazes that sprawl too far and seem big just for the sake of being big, and you get stuck with too many fetch-the-mythical- gizmo quests. Face this monster of a game with а second player to increase your saving roll for fun. =! Kindly ignore the dead bodies around Randalla ВГл, please. ~ A Р A EDU has a pretty > normal name...by shaman lizardman standards. (OUT OF 10) THE VERDICTS | | Publisher: Interplay Developer: Black Isle Studios Players: 1-2 ESRB: Teen JOE CRISPIN www.interplay.com ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY • www.egmmag.com • 111 | The title isn’t kidding—Maximo literally fights an entire army of Zin robots. Like, a million of "ет, layStation 2 MAXIMO VS. ARMY OF ZIN Not quite as charming the second time The original Maximo took a brave stab at bringing the classic 2D гип ’n’ jump gameplay of Capcom’s spooktacular Ghouls ‘n’ Ghosts series into the modern age. It garnered fantastic reviews, but if you ask me, critics were overly kind to its faults—all that pinpoint platforming didn't trans- late well to the third dimension, the difficulty curve spiked erratically, and some levels were just plain dull. So, you'd think that Army of Zin would address all of these quibbles and perfect the for- mula, right? Wrong. Zin is actually a small step back for the fran- chise. Uninspired visuals provide the first clue that something is amiss: Nearly all of the stages bore with drab colors and lifeless backgrounds, and odd bouts of choppiness slow down the action. Plus, the characters look extremely simplistic and blocky, especially in close-up cut-scenes. Gameplay is much the same as in the first game— you run around thwacking enemies, collecting goodies, and rescuing damsels in distress. Most levels are linear treks from point A to point B, so the occasional creative diversion really stands out: More stages akin to those in which you fight along- side АЈ. comrades or bring down an iron airship would have infused some much-needed freshness. As it stands, you're basically beating up the same five enemies over and over, collecting money to buy a handful of new moves, and repeatedly dying during incredibly frustrating jumping bits. (Hey Capcom, what happened to toning down the plat- forming?) Rent it and get your fill. Call me nutty, but | thought sequels were supposed to improve on the games that pre- ceded them: you know, offer souped-up weapons, tweaked gameplay, new moves, yada, yada, yada. Army of Zin just doesn’t do the job. Killing ene- mies—mostly a motley crew of brain-dead robots—doesn't require any figuring out like in the prequel (one of that game's most endearing points). The levels aren't as interesting, either Dead and Loving It 3 Army of Zin greatly expands the role of Grim, the lovable reaper of souls who befriended Maximo in the first game. Now as you destroy the evil, soul-fueled robots, you'll harvest their energy to build up your Soul meter. When it reaches its max and glows blue, press R1 to summon Grim. You control this invincible force of ultimate destruction for only a few scant sec- onds, but he can wreak serious havoc in that time. Highly recommended for boss battles. ay (although they sprawl toward the end and pack plenty of secrets), and you're forced to replay pre- vious stages just to build up your arsenal of attacks for the trickier later levels and bosses. The game does keep up the original’s compelling pace, with enemies swarming you nearly every step of the way. І never got bored—I just never got all that excited, either. I think Shane and Crispin forget just how annoying and numerous the tricky jumping bits were in the original Maximo. Zin’s platforming bits represent a huge improvement—they’re challeng- ing but not sadistic. And while | agree combat could've used more strategy (you'll forget you even have a block move), the new attacks and weapons you can earn kept me happily mashing buttons. Zin is old school in many ways, and it lacks a feature or gimmick that really stands out, but this is a solid entry to the genre that action-platform fans will definitely find worth checking out. ify ВУ ми (Below) You'll find some new gizmos in Zin’s final stages, like this robot- mincing turret. Yeah, it's hackneyed, but it’s a nice break from all the hacking. [ | Maximo's РА и make fighting mindless robots much easier. Publisher: Capcom Ë SH Developer: Capcom ol Players: 1 Se ESRB: Teen =а we == = SHANE CRISPIN MARK www.capcom.com 112 • ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY • www.egmmag.com * All-new jungle warfare * New online multiplayer gameplay * New voice recognition and order system * Enhanced graphics; new threat indicator and command map; improved controls and aiming system + JUNGLE STORM +, ~ "T Lenin t. ° и 2 4 ) | РРА L onLine. BROADBAND ONLY UBISOFT: 52389443 $49.99 № нез нан ш= шш пыш шн шш GET GHOST RECON: JUNGLE STORM FOR ONLY when you trade-in 4 non-sport PlayStation 2, ı Xbox or GameCube games. Limit one ре | valid on pre €SGAMES | ا‎ an We tried for а тоге exciting screenshot, but this is as good as it gets. PlayStation 2 E IE era aE tian) D 7 77 AMERICAN IDOL „= Quite frankly, it's crap Ever wish the earsplitting, off-key vocals of the American Idol TV show would penetrate your gaming world? No? Then this isn't for you—and I'm really not sure who else would want to play it. In truth, you hardly "play" any- thing. Sure, there's some tapping along with Top 40 hits while your ugly charac- ter sings like a wannabe superstar (read: badly). And presumably, how accurately you tap determines how well your char- acter sings. But (in perhaps the game's most realistic moment) even when you do well, your singing still totally sucks. You can't preview the schmaltzy songs you have to perform or even find out who they're originally by—oh wait, it doesn’t matter whether or not you know the songs, since this game involves no actual singing! Don’t be fooled by its so-called karaoke mode—all you do is sing along (to yourself, unamplified) with an instru- mental track. I'm giving it points only because it technically works when you put it in your PlayStation 2. But don't you dare even look at this when you could be playing Karaoke Revolution. If you want to press buttons while a cartoon character does bad karaoke, you might as well fiddle with your controller while watching cable. There's absolutely no connection between what's happening onscreen in American Idol and what your hands are doing. And in terms of excitement, the non-interactive karaoke mode is roughly as fun as taking an eye exam. The only button you really need to know about is on the back of your console and it's pret- ty much impossible to press it too soon. Even Simon Cowell couldn't think of an insult demeaning enough for this game. It's bad enough that you can beat the single- player game in an hour. But that short time includes excruciating minutes spent watching ugly cartoon people sing off- key while you're waiting for your turn. And multiplayer games are no more fun than single-player ones: How stupid is it to judge your friends' ability to press but- tons? There's no reason to buy this game—and this is coming from someone who loves the TV show. Bloody awful. THE VERDICTS (UT OF 10) JENNIFER SHAWN CARRIE Publisher: Codemasters Developer: Hothouse Players: 1-4 ESRB: Everyone www.codemasters.com 114 « ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY • www.egmmag.com PlayStation 2 FATAL FRAME Il: CRIMSON BUTTERFLY Join the poltergeist paparazzi JON 0: For a sequel to a дате that was hyped as one of the scariest around, FF2 strikes me as something of a spookiness letdown. Sparse apparitions lingering in the halls and appearing from thin air star- tle successfully, but the feeling of impend- ing danger I'd get with a Resident Evil or Silent Hill just isn’t there. Some ghosts are armed, but many simply use some sort of vague, inappropriate touching to whittle away my easily replenished stamina. Not too scary, really. But the beauty of FF2 is that there's still plenty there without the scare. | fell in love with ту job as а photographer of this beautifully bleak environment. A chilling atmosphere and intentional sensory limi- tations (only what's seen through the viewfinder defines your offensive and defensive scope) magnified my feelings of insecurity and uncertainty really well—if | were actually afraid of these spooks, it'd be especially potent. Take it for a spin, at least as a rental—not everyone's the thick-skinned horror veteran 1 am. SHOE: The scary game with the silly name is back, ready to mess with your mind like nothing else can. And mess with your mind it will, with the creepiest, most unsettling visuals and sounds this side of Silent Hill. The gameplay isn't the strongest; there are awkward Resident Evil-style camera angles and some vague, almost arbitrary objectives that force you to revisit certain areas over and over (the fear factor drops significantly when you're back in а room you've already been to five times). But this game is so genuinely terri- SHOE B “Uh, Рт not sure that's your most flat- tering angle.” fying, you can’t help but appreciate its incredible art direction. SHAWN: Something other than the floor- boards is creaking and your sister's curled up in the corner muttering nonsense. Fatal Frame 2 is best when it’s scaring you senseless. The tension is palpable as you probe claustrophobic rooms, trying to allay your fears with a flashlight. But whenever the chills stop, the horrific gameplay beneath all the hocus-pocus shows through. Scaring up keys and solving dull puzzles just isn’t exciting, but shockingly, the story involving a ritual gone wrong was enough to see me through. E The реб in Fatal Frame Har are all about rudely invading your personal space. Publisher: Tecmo Developer: Tecmo Players: 1 ESRB: Mature SHAWN www.fatalframe2.com NAM CO HITS www.namco.com Nintendo GameCube" Player's Choice version includes the Pac-Man vs. game which you can play by connecting with your Game Boy’ Advance” Shimmy, flip kick and bounce Zoom, zip and dive your way Chew up a slew of bad guys and through 20 levels of 3D mazes across 6 worlds on ice skates, face off with your toughest enemy and arcade game madness. in-line skates and in a submarine. ever: the wicked Spooky. 4 a> PlayStation.e \ ==. у BROADBAND AND DIALUP nba.com NBA ShootOut is a trademark of NBA Properties, Inc. The NBA and individual NBA member team identifications used on or in this product are trademarks, copyrighted designs and other forms of intellectual Properties, Inc. ©2003 NBA Properties, Inc. All rights reserved. 989 Sports and the 989 Sports logo are trademarks of Sony Computer Entertainment America Inc. 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Licensed for use with the PI game cor PlayStation" and the "PS" Family logo are registered www. 989 SPORTS:com E MANHUNT It's raining men...dead men The controversial Grand Theft Auto series put Rockstar in a lot of heat. Manhunt spits nitro- glycerin on the fire. Kudos to the gutsy game company for not bowing down to public pressure. If Arnold Schwarzenegger's The Running Man were one big snuff film (and uh, a videogame), you'd have Manhunt. A demented movie director saves you from execution to star in his pet project: He puts you in a private hellhole of an urban jungle to kill or be killed on film. Survive long enough, and you may find out who's doing this to you and sneak in a little revenge at the same time. The plot's intriguing enough to make you want to see it through to Killer Scenes You're no James Bond or Jackie Chan, so rather than fighting scores of bad guys with guns or kung fu in the beginning, you'll have to sneak up and eliminate them silently one by one with everyday objects. After all, the game does set you up to be on the sucker's end of a dangerous cat-and-mouse game. Every weapon has three kill levels, each one taking longer to set up but giving you a higher score and a more violent cut- scene. А basic glass shard attack, for example, is a quick роке to the neck. A level-three glass shard attack, however, is several squishy stabs in the eyes. Later on, you'll get crowbars, base- ball bats, machetes, chain saws, nail guns, and more. Yeah, don't let your kids play this one. 118 * ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY • www.egmmag.com the end—though you may be disappointed with the quickie conclusion. You'll do a lot of Splinter Cell-style sneaking around, but instead of knocking enemies out, you'll mutilate them with extreme prejudice (see sidebar). After you've seen the limited number of cinematic kills, however, you'll start wondering what, besides story line closure, your motivation is for playing through this game. All the constant hiding and tiptoeing and sneaking doesn't scream "action-packed!" after all. But Manhunt's still worth the trip down death row because of its solid engine (with great controls, camera, interface, and radar), intense and scary atmosphere, and hours of gameplay (it lasts a lot longer than you'd expect)—what's here is really well developed and finely polished. Plus, about halfway through, you get to shoot a lot more guns, which helps pick up the initially slow pace. Videogame-hating Senator Joe Lieberman, your wildest dream—the one that ends with you covered in Gatorade, carried off on the shoulders of jubilant, doddering legislators and soccer moms—is about to come true. Rockstar has gone and made a game so ultraviolent that for kids to be able to walk into most any store and buy it really is criminal. Shoe might congratulate the guys at Rockstar for pushing the envelope, but I'm calling bulls*** on that. Rockstar’s just been paying close attention to the media-outrage- As in the Time Crisis series and kill.switch, you can hide behind cover until you're ready to peek around and unleash a hail of bullets—or just one to the head. THE VERDICTS (OUT OF 10) SHOE DEMIAN Publisher: Rockstar Developer: Rockstar North Players: 1 ESRB: Mature SCOOTER www.rockstargames.com equals-money-in-our-bank phenomenon. Not that Manhunt doesn't have some good points. It starts slowly and almost demands repe- tition (hide, lure your foes near, then sneak in for the kill), but it's intense, building up a real feeling of dread as you play. The later levels are much more fun (thanks in part to beefier weaponry), and the enemy АЛ. gets noticeably smarter. Manhunt is also probably the most cinematic— in a good way—and immersive game that I've ever played. The graphics are intentionally grainy and washed out, as if everything you're seeing is captured on cheap digital video. But the differ- ence is, games aren't movies: /’m controlling the dude. | don't actually want to jam a shard of glass into another guy's eye or decapitate some fool with a serrated garrote, but Manhunt demands it. That kind of violence is one thing in a movie the- ater when the whole audience is laughing. But in my living room, with my girlfriend looking at me like | just drop-kicked a baby? No thanks. After seeing Manhunt through to its grisly end, this feels more like a confession than a review. | wholly admit that Manhunt has utterly desensitized me at this point. After witnessing too many shankings, gougings, and sawings, | had to watch some innocent chil- dren's programming or | would have become an even more emotionally disturbed game reviewer. | must concede, however, that Rockstar И ||| (ШШ North has crafted a solid, yet unorigi- nal, stealth-action game. But just (| when | was starting to get bored of the repetitive, gory deaths, the plot twists and different mission types kept me hooked on killing. The АЛ. is pretty Great Moments in Videogame Depravity You've come a long way, baby. But how much further can you go? DONKEY KONG Titular Kong kidnaps Mario's hapless lady friend. INCREASINGLY MORE DEPRAVED MORTAL KOMBAT Kano rips out Johnny Cage's still-beating heart. NIGHT TRAP Drill (like Black & Decker) into à woman's neck, drain blood. dumb at first, but the intelligent (and morally questionable) gang you encounter later makes up for the earlier louts. If you play only the first part of Manhunt, you'll grow bored, but by the end, I'm forced to confess...l actually enjoyed the overall experience. GRAND THEFT AUTO Ш Beat up hookers and hoods before the fuzz guns you down. 2001 ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY • www.egmmag.com • 119 MANHUNT Decapitate a crooked cop and put his head on your belt. Yes. 2003 % review crew: playstation 2 EVERQUEST ONLIN ADVENTURES: FRONTIERS On empty servers, no one can hear you scream к. ~ М рапдуг суті ^ When thesejndes are a-rockim, the skañks come a-knockin'. раа W PlayStation 2 LOWRIDER The lowdown on lowmobiling Bite Po 17 Forty hours and 52,000 later, the car is worth 5300 less. 120 * ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY * www.egmmag.com Good: High-level characters will dig the new horizons Bad: The drudgery it takes to get to those levels Includes: Full version of the original EQ 0nline Adventures JENNIFER: Revi ig EQOA’s online world with this expansion, | really hoped to find а healthy community of roleplayers at all lev- els to join me in my mock-medieval adven- ture. | figured that, almost a year after EQOA's 1 release, this community just had to be there. Instead, | wandered the same lonely hills—many times as the only person for miles—killing beetles, ants, and the odd rabid badger while | imagined how much better this game must get at higher levels. Newbies have to invest upward of 15 hours in the same boring location until they can even look past their starting area, and without a couple other freaks to keep it lively, this dull intro phase will seriously deter anyone but the hardcore. But the hardcore do have a solid game to play, with noticeably improved graphics, plus new locations, monsters, and loot. The new Tradeskill system (in which you craft your own items) also adds depth for serious players. Getting mad experience points and rare magical items for killing some hideous high-level beast lurking in its hidden lair is still fundamentally addic- tive—too bad it's so hard to get that far. THE VERDICTS JENNIFER KEVIN Good: Unintentionally funny Bad: Not much to the gameplay, really Best Played On: An in-dash PS2 SHAWN: Until now, niños too young to drive and too poor to pay for hydraulics have had to settle for pimpin’ out bicycles before working their way up to proper lowriders. No more, mis amigos. Lowrider gives the little guys a jump start on the luxurious lifestyle. Starting with an antique beater, you impress kids in the barrio with baby bounces, slowly build a reputation, and collect cheddar. Plentiful upgrades allow you to express ill creativity: Who wouldn’t want a colorful mural of the Virgin of Guadalupe gracing their hood? Too bad the gameplay isn’t half as mind-blowing. The secret to success is as simple as repeatedly pounding buttons on cue. That's it, and that’s all, so if you're entertaining the thought of lowmobiling on your lonesome (you fool), feel free to subtract as many points from my score as you'd like. But as far as jokes go, what’s funnier than a hopping car with smoke colored to match the Mexican flag billow- ing from its grill? Plus, the multiplayer modes are the stuff that drinking games are made of (not that I'm endorsing such irresponsible behavior or anything). THE VERDICTS (OUT OF 10) SHAWN DEMIAN 6.56.0 7.0 KEVIN: EQ has never been a game that people choose to play, exactly. Instead, the game chooses its players: You either cheerfully log hundreds of hours to build that coveted level-54 monk or you wonder what the fuss is all about. Frontiers fixes many of the problems online-RPG nuts pinned on the original Online Adventures— you can build items, there's more cus- tomization, and the graphics are slightly improved. The gameplay's still boredom defined, though, so unless you're already into the EQOA community, you're probably better off avoiding this slippery slope. GAMENOW-—MIGUEL: Frontiers’ biggest problem really has nothing to do with the game itself. It's a respectable RPG that was impressively shoehorned onto PS2. It's got a deep character-development sys- tem, its world is vast and varied, and this expansion offers a lot of new content for veteran players. The problem, really, is its future competition. See, this is the kind of game that you have to sink many, many hours into, so you might just want to wait for the vastly superior Final Fantasy XI. Publisher: Sony Online Ent. Developer: Sony Online Ent. Players: Massively multiplayer ESRB: Teen MIGUEL www.everquest.com DEMIAN: Don't let ће tech- nically above-average score fool you—this game is awful. And also totally hilarious. Once you figure out when to mash the but- tons, well, you've plumbed the depths of gameplay. But | dare you not to laugh at the sight of two chromed-out ghetto sleds hopping like they've got pogo sticks for wheels, If the NFL canned the crap dance number and had a lowrider competition during the Super Bowl halftime show, America’s collective face would be thor- oughly rocked. When Lowrider hits the bar- gain bin, you better get in on that. : The only way | would recommend this дате is if it were sitting in Demian’s bar- gain bin (or dumpster) for under $10. Even then I'd mull it over for several minutes. Controlling the hydraulics on tricked-out G-rides to make them shimmy and shake for points in front of a crowd of barely moving cardboard cutouts is weaksauce. Gameplay, graphics, sound, you name it...bad. Ridiculous loading screens and a cheesy intro movie provide the game’s only entertainment value—unintentional humor. Publisher: Jaleco Developer: PCCW-Japan Players: 1-2 ESRB: Teen www,jaleco.com @ (Ца уел DISH BEST SERVED и . ап ехнетеу good brawler, the likes of which we haven't seen for years.” - GameSpy Never before seen stages containing all new enemies and boss characters! АП new fighting tech- niques and weapons such as the dash punch and nunchucks! WWW.ATLUS.COM © 2003 ATLUS © MILLION Game Boy Advance and the Game Boy Advance logo are trademarks of Nintendo. © 2001 Nintendo. The ratings icon is a trademark of the Interactive Digital Software Association, Dark Asteroid This could actually be a screen from «hack Part 3...and you'd never know. PlayStation 2 .HACK PART 4: QUARANTINE It’s finally over! Quarantine is difficult to review by itself. It's the closing volume of a four-disc RPG saga, so if you haven't played the last three, you'd be daft to start now...but if you have played the whole series, then you'll likely want to finish it up. In terms of gameplay, at least, Quarantine is unchanged from the previ- ous two volumes. There are some new treasures to find, and an extra game world’s been unlocked to explore, but the repetitive battles and plain-Jane graphics are still in full effect. The misbalanced challenge from Part 3 іѕ still there, too, but this volume seems slightly easier than before—magic users are now stupidly powerful for some reason, so bring one or two along to avoid headaches. Quarantine is the shortest volume in all -hack-dom, and most of it is spent running errands, but the final battle (which is spoiled in the pack-in anime DVD) is a great payoff if you’ve been following the story all this time. I'd be hard-pressed to recommend the .hack series in general— it just plods too much—but this climax makes Quarantine worth the muddle to fans who've seen it through this far. | hate to be the guy who says “I told you so,” but hey, after playing the samey second chapter of -hack, | could tell that this four-part series was running on empty. Quarantine offers more of the same tedious dungeon hack- ing, boring battles, and faux online inter- face that you've been playing for a year now. The molasses-slow story line finally reaches its surprisingly cool climax, but at this point, the rote gameplay has probably lulled 75 percent of the initial fans into abandoning the series. .hack really, really should have just been one game. Here we go again: Another few months, another .hack review—and once again, my two pals just don't get it. Sure, it's more of the same. But unlike Shane and Kevin, I’m more than happy to return to .hack's trippy, intense world. Now, don't get me wrong: If you didn't care for any of the past three chap- ters, then Quarantine won't change a thing. Truth be told, | did suffer from a bit of .hack fatigue by the end, but I still maintain that the overall experience is well worth the time (and money). THE VERDICTS (OUT OF 10) KEVIN ЗНАМЕ Publisher: Bandai Developer: CyberConnect 2 Players: 1 ESRB: Teen бАКУ www.dothack.com 122 * ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY * www.egmmag.com tar. | 1 > DOUBLEJRUSH, SHAWN: If you had to “borrow” this mag from your neighbor's mailbox, Carve might be for you. A no frills, no thrills watercraft racer, this game proves that even budget- ware can look sharp on Xbox. Sea spray mists the screen as you slalom past buoys and scythe through surf in colorful cours- es that include arctic ice floes, Amazonian mangroves, and sun-bleached Pacific shores. Yet, with the exception of online play, Carve offers nothing you haven't seen every other jetski game do better. Tricks are either idiotic—whoa! He's rid- ing with one hand—or so difficult to per- form that they're useless. If I'm gonna take the trouble to tap Up, Down, X, Y, X, Y during a half-second hang time, it better make my opponent's head implode. It gets even sillier when you discover that it's easier to take first place in all but one of the tournaments by avoiding ramps and stunts altogether, even with the speed burst the latter generates. Still, if you’re strapped for cash and sick of Splashdown, there are worse ways to spend your loot. JENNIFER: This game is fundamentally unremarkable, It's neither all that terrible nor all that great—it just sort of...is. The environments and water sure look nice, but the screen gets too cluttered with water droplets on the camera and the visual effect that accompanies your Rush boost. Plus, the boost is almost worthless in many races; you're better off just run- ning a clean, efficient course with your pedal to the metal the whole way. Props to the mildly amusing Xbox Live component, although communication gets clunky, THE VERDICTS (QUTOF10) SHAWN JENNIFER Shaving your hack for an aerodynamic edge? Now that's extreme, w since you can speak to only your closest opponent. Carve sports instinctive control, a decent tricks system, eye-catching visu- als, plenty of well-designed tracks, and enjoyable Xbox Live play (it's almost worth it for that alone). But two things sour the solo game for me. First off, catching the wakes of opponents slows you down too much—it’s as if your engine suddenly Stalled out. Second, the difficulty is too unforgiving. АЛ. foes run perfect lines and they seem to always boost when you do, Canceling out the edge you would’ve gained from that just-performed trick. mila = 02:44 а | == Zn шо 0 © Carve’s future as a franchise isn't nearly as bright as these screens. Publisher: Gotham Developer: Argonaut Players: 1-4 (1-8 via Xbox Live) ESRB: Everyone www.gothamgames.com y "THE BEST SOCCER GAME EVER MADE." OFFICIAL PLAYSTATION MAGAZINE MORE TEAMS. MORE STADIUMS. MORE STRATEGIC OPTIONS. AND THE MOST REALISTIC GAME ENGINE EVER. WINNING ELEVEN 7. OFFICIAL GOODS Вси THE BEST САМЕ IN THE WORLD ABOUT THE BEST САМЕ IN THE WORLD. EVERYONE Visit www.esrb.org for more ratings information. [ CONTENT RATING — www.esrb.org. (©1996 JAPAN FOOTBALL ASSOCIATION ©2002 FA. MAX ©2004 KONAMI & Konami Computer Entertainment Tokyo. “KONAMI is a registered trademark of KONAMI CORPORATION. "World Soccer Winning Eleven 7 International” is a trademark of KONAMI OS ение tiple ath ны Unde mits of te odes: Solomon group ised wh permisos, Th ase offal player nares and Iheneses балона С ONY eke ct) KAF ta E Special thanks to Fortuna, MUKTA, SEJIN, Denis for Korea National Team dato. Milan's trademarks, name and logo ‘appear under license from Milan A.C. S.p.A. 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For instance, say the bigwigs in the WTO want you to snag something from the vault of a VIP's home. You could bribe the building's janitor to get the door code, break in, or convince the VIP at a bar that you're going to pre- pare drinks back at his place. To get past the security devices, you might sneak past cameras, take over the gun turret by the stairs with a spe- cial ability, or just blast everything. It's up to you. The only problem with the game's wealth of choices is that you rarely realize all the options open to you until you've already picked one. Between that and the fact that the missions rarely branch too far, you'll find little need to discover all of Invisible War's nuances. Even so, your journey won't disappoint: This gorgeous futuristic world demands exploration, and the story is intriguing enough to compel you forward. Just be prepared Omar Trader: The transgenic tissue scan you recovered from the basement is already producing improvements in Omar survivability. 124 * ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY * www.egmmag.com for long loading times, somewhat clunky combat, a crappy mapping system, and weak finales. If you're looking for another unconventional RPG now that you've explored every possible nook and cranny in Knights of the Old Republic, you should check out Invisible War, but it's defi- nitely the padawan to KOTOR's Jedi master. The developers didn't put a game on this Xbox disc—they crammed an entire world onto it. Like Morrowind, this is a huge, open-ended, do- anything-you-want adventure that sucks you in and holds you a willing prisoner until you almost forget you're playing a videogame. The story line is rich and complex in that twisty “whom can/should/will | trust?" sorta way. And no matter what you do— whether you kill characters you shouldn't be killing or tackle objectives in a counterintuitive manner— the game is always ready for it, giving you endless options to take it on however you'd like. To test out how well-designed Invisible War 15, | Warring Factions A war rages on—even if you can't see it—and several rival groups would love to have you on their side. The religious Order, the corporate- minded WTO, the genetically altered Omar, and the anti-biomod extremists of the Knights Templar tend to have goals that cause them to work at cross-purposes with one another...and there may even be other organizations at work behind the scenes. Work for them—or decide that you're a better man than The Man and work for yourself. played the Cairo level through twice, skipping goals and doing stuff out of order the second time. You know what? It knew exactly what 1 was doing and guided me along as if I'd done nothing unusual. This is a truly great, immersive experi- ence only hampered by poor enemy А.І. As Joe stated, Invisible War is all about choices. Well, here's the big choice: Should you buy it? Weigh the positives and negatives. Here's the good: The story unravels like a thrilling mys- tery novel where you determine the outcome. Better yet, you won't fully realize the conse- quences of your actions until the ending. And with such open-ended gameplay and a stockpile of side quests, your time spent playin' /nvisible War will vary greatly from your friends'. Now for the bad: The game suffers from questionable A.I., frequent and lengthy loading times, and some horribly choppy graphics. If you can look past these tech- nical hiccups, Invisible War shouldn't disappoint. Talk first or shoot? It's an age-old gaming question. THE VERDICTS (QUT OF 10) Publisher: Eidos Players: ESRB: Teen SHOE BRYAN www.eidos.com DEAD OR ALIVE on + N 4 With Xbox™ Live compatibility, Dead or Alive Online will be the world's first fully online 3D fighting game for home gaming : JH. consoles. By utilizing the highly advanced online capahilities of -—À Microsoft's Xbox™ Live service, DOA Online will feature а "Тү, |. multitude of online features and play modes, creating the ЕГ E world's largest online community of fighting game fans through the medium of DOA Online. в? |= #2301129 9055 |-'У 5 Receive a $5 EB Games Mail-in Gift Voucher when you pre-order or purchase Dead Or Alive Online for Xbox Мате | ae Address - m P "" тт” 92 " ‘= Call 1-800-800-5166 for the store nearest you or visit us at www.ebgames.com || ^. 8&8. m. И I Ко — Mo | N == COUNTER-STRIKE Less of a strike, more of a hit-by-pitch What there is of Counter-Strike is OK—it's a simple, decent online shooter. The problem is how little of it there actually is. With a measly two play modes and no real solo campaign, it's hard to believe Microsoft expects anyone to pay $50 for what feels like one-third of a game. The one area Counter-Strike doesn't skimp on is the number of cool levels it offers: indoor, outdoor, banks, villages, Mayan temples—there's a great variety of locations, all with plenty of interconnect- ing paths and nuances to learn. But, again, with only two modes to choose from (hostage rescue and plant-the-bomb), the game itself grows stale before the levels do. It doesn't help that single player is multiplayer, just with the computer A.I. controlling the other combatants. These bots are pretty smart (save for the occasional wall-humping hiccups), but playing by yourself gets repetitive within the first few hours anyway. I have minor quibbles with other aspects of the game. The controls are solid and easy to master, 126 • ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY • www.egmmag.com but for a shooter with such an emphasis on real- ism, the lack of some moves (like lean, lie prone, and crawl) seems a bit odd. Also, graphics and ani- mation range from merely decent to poor. As the online multiplayer part of a kick-ass sin- gle-player game or with a buttload more modes or as а $20 budget title, | could recommend Strike. As is, there are just too many other quality shooters out there for anyone to waste their money on this. If you've already liberated squad-shooter Rainbow Six 3 from your local game store, don't bother securing Counter-Strike; its bare-bones, online-only (solo play with АЛ. bots is a bore) tacti- cal action makes it expendable in the war of the war games. That's not to say it's lean on gung-ho thrills—the game unleashes a double-barrel blast of realistic weaponry and twitch gameplay. You will sweat bullets in many tense gunfights. But the fun fizzles fast. Counter-Strike needs more mission types, more weapons, more customizability—it just The Price Ain't Right You need to buy all your equipment each round in Counter-Strike with money you earn from killing enemies or accomplishing objectives. Kevlar armor, smoke or regular grenades, rifles, pistols, even ammo—everything has a price. And you can purchase equipment only at certain spots and for a limited amount of time. This unique system is really a mixed bag—it provides a nice bonus incentive for playing smart, but it's a pain to deal with each round needs more more. Most levels are blocky, blah, and look like they were made to run on a low-powered PC (which they were). There's a reason Counter- Strike is free for PC. Microsoft should take the hint and give this away with Xbox Live subscriptions. As a Counter-Strike PC vet, | must admit that this Xbox port comes as a deafening disappointment. It isn't that | don't appreciate the new features—console-exclusive maps and de facto voice chat via the headset—but shockingly little has been done to improve (or evolve) Counter- Strike beyond its garage-gaming roots as a Half- Life mod on PC. It's still a landmark title, but this new version fails to incorporate advancements made by recent tactical shooters such as SOCOM II and Rainbow Six 3. That said, what's here is still. surprisingly solid, from a gameplay standpoint. Great controls and a balanced weapon system make it instantly clear why Counter-Strike is the world's most popular online shooter. and it makes it easier for the winning team to continue dominating. Bouwrente (OUT OF 10) THE VERDICTS MARK Publisher: Microsoft Developer: Valve Players: 1 (2-16 Online via Xbox Live) ESRB: Mature CRISPIN CHE www.xbox.com е sixtiu-three 291615 JUST case the дате пазл а еаду put уриб POKEMON CHANNEL 57 channels and nothin’ on Good: Pikachu's a cute li'l bastard Bad: Watching the Pichu Bros. animated short over and over Use to: Keep little brother busy while you play something else I cannot idly stand by while this once-great series is turned into a toddler-only playland sideshow. Seriously, Nintendo needs to stop making Pokémon spin-offs aimed at babies (see: Pokémon Snap and Hey You, Pikachu! for Nintendo 64). Channel is the worst offender yet; it’s a simplistic bore of a “game” where you watch Pikachu as he watches channel after uninteresting channel of virtual Pokémon programming over and over. Or, should you tire of the game's “watch as much TV and buy as many Pokémon products as humanly possible" concept, you can also fiddle around with a virtual Pokémon Mini game system or watch Pikachu cavort around your house and the surrounding areas. But none of that is much fun either. My question is, who is this game for? Its main attraction is a Pichu Bros. animated short (that you have to watch over and over) clearly made to enchant kids ages 3 to 5. But | It wants to play k THE VERDICTS | then, Channel's got a lot of text and directions those tots won’t get, and anyone older will avoid it because it's a baby game. Maybe I'm being too hard on it, but Ра cancel my cable if this Channel came on. The Bible was wrong. Hell does not look like a giant lake of fire. Hell looks like Smoochum Shape-Up, а typical program from Pokémon Channel, where you watch a Pillsbury Doughboy in drag grind through hip-slimming aerobics while uttering high-pitched squeals. Unlike Pokémon Snap or Pinball, Channel isn't...well it's not really a game. Playing catch with Pikachu or guess- ing which Pokémon is behind a cur- tain is about as interactive as it gets; mostly, you just collect Pokécrap and in for a gentle caress of his silky fur. watch Pikachu watch insanely repetitive, horrifically annoying TV. Do not buy this for yourself or your kids or anyone you know—you do not ever want to be in a room where it's being played. Here's the deal with Channel—it's not really а game, per se. It's more of a virtual pet crossed with one of those “edu- tainment" PC deals (like Humongous’ Putt-Putt or Pajama Sam titles). Any Pokémon fan over the age of 5 will quickly become very bored, but it’s a decent game for parents to play with their small children (tykes will need help with all the reading). The vari- ous diversions here are cute, slickly produced, and entertaining, assum- ing you really, really dig Pokémon. Pika-Pika this painting a lot. л appears to like What's that Pikachu? Are you trying to tell us something, boy? Players: 1 ESRB: Everyone PHIL Publisher: Nintendo. Developer: Ambrella www.pokemon.com Pikachu enjoys simple pleasures—he'll gleefully watch your fingertip as it moves ching your fingertip. у g FROM THE CREATORS OF KESSEN AND DYNASTY WARRIORS” MARCH 2004 à 5 ynasty and the KOEI logo are trademarks or registered tradem к Ltd. All rights reserved. "PlayStation" and the "PS" Family logo are registered trademarks of Sony Computer Entertainment Inc. review crew: game boy adv. Mana's hero is gonna smoke this weed. ECNE SWORD OF MANA A little rusty after all these years тшу YU YUHAKUSHO: SPIRIT DETECTIVE How to misuse a lucrative anime license Fight your way through legions of Scooby-Doo zombie rejects. 128 • ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY • www.egmmag.com Good: Lush visuals Bad: Unclear objectives, poor АЛ. Remake of: Final Fantasy Adventure for old-school Game Boy SHANE: The Mana action-RPG series has had its highs (like Secret of Mana for Super NES) and its depressing lows (steer clear of the clunky Legend of Mana for PS1), but this latest installment falls into a more neb- ulous “pretty good” territory. Visually, it's one of the most stunning games on GBA—beautifully painted back- drops, fluid animations, and cool effects fill the screen with life and color. Sword also delivers suitably epic sounds, with a quality soundtrack packed with rousing fanfares and catchy melodies. And the story line, while not terribly original, is interesting enough to keep you questing. So really, it's the gameplay that drags the experience down. Running around thwacking enemies feels fun enough, but poor A.I. renders your other party member nearly useless—you'll often have to switch between them just to keep them from get- ting killed. Also, many events and puzzles are tough to trigger (due to the seemingly random day/night cycle), and upgrading equipment requires a Master's degree in metallurgy and botany. Worth a look for fans, but overall, it should have been better. THE VERDICTS, (OUT OF 10) SHANE PAUL Good: Follows the show's opening saga PAUL: The rewarding action and story that made previous Mana games great return, but they're nearly drowned by this pre- quel's ridiculous complexity. Get out the graph paper: Eight weapons and eight types of magic do varying damage (some- times zip!) to each of 120 enemies. Upgrading weapons is a five-step process that involves dozens of items and even the current day of the week in the game. Sword's monster thumping and epic story line are sometimes sublime, but honestly, it makes you work far too hard for them. GMR—MILKMAN: Sword is a functional and attractive action-RPG that works well as a multiplayer game—it's quite fun to link up and run through lavish environ- ments while engaging in simple hack-n- slash combat. But if you don't have a human being to team up with, you're screwed. The CPU pathfinding lousy (read: your pal gets stuck on everything), and the weapon management baffles with an unintuitive, inefficient menu-heavy sys- tem. It's better 10 stick with Zelda for action-RPG thrills. Publisher: Nintendo Developer: Square Enix Players: 1 (1-2 w/ Link cable) ESRB: Everyone MILKMAN www.nintendo.com Bad: Boring, repetitive, nonsensical gameplay WTF: Apartments with dozens of identical rooms At least the Dragon Ball Z action-RPGs for GBA are decent games. Yu Yu Hakusho sure isn’t. It’s pure boredom harnessed in cartridge form. Each lackluster chapter has you (as one of the beloved anime's characters) running from one side of the current area to the other, often back and forth, doing whatev- er inane thing it is you need to do to save someone or collect something. Kill a few enemies, maybe fight a boss, and then the chapter ends. Repeat 20-plus times. Yu Yu's intriguing story line is con- densed to the point of being nonsensical, and if you’re not familiar with the anime, you have no hope of making heads or tails of it. The areas are so sprawling that sim- ply getting around is a chore, and combat is so tedious and busted that it feels like nothing but a formality so you can level up. And as for the visuals...yuck: Yu Yu looks as if it were crafted by a crack team of 5-year-olds armed with only three сгауоп and a fading memory of what the anime actually looks like. It doesn't matter if you love the show or the comics on which it's based—this game sucks. THE VERDICTS (OUT OF 10) If | were a Supreme Court justice, | would issue an immediate restraining order against Yu Yu Hakusho. It shouldn't be allowed within 50 feet of anybody's GBA. Four questions come to mind here: Why is Yusuke fetching items in huge, mazelike towns without a map? Why do all the characters look like they’re construct- ed out of pipe cleaners? Why is fighting so dull and annoying when thrilling battle scenes are the original anime's chief attraction? And most importantly, why would anybody want to play this? When the best thing you can say about an anime-based game is that it's faithful to its source material, you're in trouble. Unfortunately, that's all Yu Yu Hakusho has to offer. Fans of the series will enjoy the fact that the game closely follows the plot of the show's first saga. Too bad they’ll have to cope with ugly graphics, poor control, and sloppy combat along the way. And although the anime is pretty exciting, the dull quests will help you forget that. This is a quick cash-in and nothing more. Publisher: Atari Developer: Sensory Sweep Players: 1 ESRB: Teen us.atari.com Not the water cooler! Will these fiends stop | ` Btzzothing? = Max Payne's violence (above) and gritty Шш 162 |; ШИ) | story (below) survive miniaturization. MAX PAYNE Bullet time in your back pocket Good: Spoken dialogue on GBA! Bad: Far too difficult in parts Quote: “Twilight crawled across the sky, laden with foreboding,” Bang! Max Payne's slow-mo bloodshed and stark story have come to GBA. The world-weary cop narrates his grisly tale with voiceover as flat as roadkill. Nearly every character is a murderer, mur- dered, or both. By the time Max leaves a room, bad guys’ guts deco- rate its walls like grim, wet tapes- tries. Pokémon it ain't. It ain't easy, either. Foes frequent- ly fire from offscreen, so you'll need to spend bullet time (your only advantage) just to live long enough to locate them. Instant-death haz- ards such as pitfalls and flame jets are annoying and unthematic—if you can't shoot it, does it belong in Max Payne? But you can retry a level from its beginning any number of times, so tenacious players will prevail...eventually. Despite these flaws, this game offers an atmospheric experience unlike any other Game Boy Advance THE VERDICTS (OUT OF 10) title. ! welcome a portable дате with a moody, cinematic story devoid of precocious big-headed heroes and anthropomorphic ani- mals. Gritty and unforgiving, Max will make your Game Boy bleed fun—if you can stand the pain. Believe it or not, Max Payne's trademark bullet time is even more of a necessary gimmick in this quasi-port of the blood- soaked console hit. Since bad guys see you coming and start firing from offscreen, | had to mechanically force myself into preemptive slow- mo diving rolls when exploring uncharted ground to prevent painful perforation. But lots of pleasure still comes with Payne—its levels are long and numerous, and it delivers Publisher: Rockstar Developer: Möbius Players: 1 ESRB: Mature solid, no-frills action throughout. Rockstar has somehow managed to retain the core ele- ments of what made the original Max Payne so good—namely the slow-mo bullet-time gunplay and the gritty atmosphere—in this sur- prisingly solid handheld shooter. Diving through the air in slow motion with a pair of Berettas to take out a room full of thugs 15 exhilarating to say the least, and it looks much better on GBA than you'd expect. The forced perspec- tive can be a bit limiting at times, and enemies who haven't yet spot- ted you are dumb as bricks (blow a guy's head off from a distance, and his friend won't even flinch), but otherwise, my complaints are few. www.rockstargames.com Brave defender of Osaka Castle Brilliant tactician and a leader of # FROM THE CREATORS OF KESSEN'AND DYNASTY WARRIORS” MARCH 2004 ымы, PlayStation.e Samurai Warriors, Kessen, Dynasty Warriors, and the KOEI logo are trademarks trademarks of KOEI Co.,Ltd. ©2004 KOEI Со, Ltd. АП rights reserved, ‘Play “PS” Family logo are registered trademarks of Sony Computer Entertainment Inc. @ review сгеш REVIEWS A useful catchall for games too late, too lame, or too little-known to make it into the Crew e always try to squeeze every last game into the Review Crew, but a few games inevitably seem to slip through the cracks. This month, we tackle the Xbox rerelease of Grand Theft Auto (you already know it’s great), the sec- ond wave of N-Gage titles, and a handful of oddball releases that might strike your fancy. PS2, XB • Crave • ESRB: Everyone Only people who owned an Intellivision console at one point in their lives will give half а damn about this compilation of dinosaurs that 99 percent of you never heard of. For fans, the sports games (remember Football?), Snafu, and Utopia are great inclusions, but a clunky inter- face plus the exclusion of BurgerTime and any Dungeons & Dragons games spoils the pack- age. PS2 XS Games • ESRB: Teen — You wanna patrol the twelves, but when you grab the crossfader, it’s chaos. Enter Factory, the PS2 equivalent to PC mixing programs like Acid, complete with a mic. It's a bit difficult to use, but deep as heck. GBA • Atlus • ESRB: Teen — It's a sad testament to just how outdated the Мео•бео hardware is when GBA ports are nearly arcade-perfect. Howling Blood looks and plays roughly the same as the recent KOF 2000/2001 pack for PS2. FISH AND SEAFOOD PROCESSING PLANT XB * Rockstar • ESRB: Mature — So, you Xbox players been dying to get a hold of the games that started the whole go-anywhere, do-anything, putz-around- and-listen-to-music genre? Rockstar finally delivers in style. The Xbox Double Pack offers faster loading times, smoother, more polished graphics, cus- tom soundtracks, and other minor tweaks—and that's about it. Otherwise, you'll find the games as criminally enjoyable as always, although PS2 vet- erans will have some difficulty adjusting to the controls. Hey, the ultimate version of two of the best games of the last two years for the price of one—you can’t beat that. Plus, it gives your PS2 buddies one less thing to brag about. N-Gage EA Sports • ESRB: Everyone — You won't find much to complain about with this footyball game. The controls are very accurate and responsive, and you can see all the tiny action just fine—it's like playing classic, pre- PlayStation 1 FIFA games, only on a television made for the Smurfs. NCAA Football 2004 N-Gage * EA Sports * ESRB: Everyone — At first glance, EA’s portable college gridiron looks passable. It has all your favorite schools, а deep season mode, and even multiplayer action. Too bad the on-field passing action is horribly flawed— it’s nearly impossible to dis- tinguish open receivers from those covered. 130 • ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY • www.egmmag.com Rayman 3: Hoodlum Havoc N-Gage * Ubisoft * ESRB: Everyone — Bravo to Ubisoft for successfully porting the enjoyable GBA version of Rayman 3 over to the taco phone. It looks, sounds, and plays perfectly fine, although the overly simplistic Bluetooth multi- player minigames won't hold your interest for long. N-Gage ® THQ * ESRB: Mature — Bad controls are the real oppressors here, not the cruel overseers of Mars’ mining facilities. It's nearly impossible to shoot while strafing, and jumping over chasms is a chore. Predominantly brown labyrinths that look like fudge tunnels are just as revolting. Tom Clancy’s Splinter Cell N-Gage * Ubisoft * ESRB: Teen — Sam Fisher skulks his way through the same Side-scrolling spy missions he faced on GBA. From lock- picking to sniping, most of the smoothly animated agent’s moves remain intact. Plus, а sticky-cam feature (which lets you look ahead) makes playing on a narrow screen bearable. er MIT шү FROM THE CREATORS OF KESSEN'AND DYNASTY WARRIORS” MARCH 2004 ALSO AVAILABLE PRODUCTS RANGE FROM RATING PENDING ro TEEN V was rr WARRIORS: 4) $29.99 MSRP REVIEWS ARCHIVE A look back at recent game ratings GAME 1080° Avalanche Aliens Versus Predator: Extinction Alter Echo ‘Amped 2 Armed & Dangerous Backyard Wrestling: Don't Try at Home Batman: Rise of Sin Tzu Battlestar Galactica Beyond Good & Evil Billy Hatcher and the Giant Egg Bloody Roar 4 Boktai: The Sun is in Your Hand Bombastic Brute Force Buffy: Chaos Bleeds Castlevania: Lament of Innocence Conflict: Desert Storm И Crash Nitro Kart Crimson Skies: High Road to Revenge Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon Dance Dance Revolution Ultramix DDRMAX2 Dino Crisis 3 Disgaea: Hour of Darkness Downhill Domination Dragon Ball Z: Budokai 2 Dragon Ball 7: Taiketsu Drake Dungeons and Dragons: Heroes Dynasty Tactics 2 ESPN College Hoops ESPN NBA Basketball ESPN NHL Hockey FIFA Soccer 2004 Final Fantasy Tactics Advance Final Fantasy X-2 Fire Emblem Freaky Flyers. Freedom Fighters Freestyle Metal X Futurama F-Zero GX Ghost Recon: Island Thunder Gladius Goblin Commander: Unleash the Horde Grabbed by the Ghoulies The Great Escape Group $ Challenge Harry Potter: Quidditch World Cup The Hobbit Hunter: The Reckoning—Redeemer |Мија Karaoke Revolution Kill Switch King of Fighters 2000 & 2001 Kirby Air Ride Kya: Dark Lineage Legacy of Kain: Defiance Lethal Skies II Links 2004 Lord of the Rings: Return of the King Lord of the Rings: Return of the King Magic the Gathering: Battlegrounds Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour Mario Kart: Double Dash!! greətest бі Ог miss? METROID PRIME W GameCube W Released: November 2002 W Original Scores: 10, 10, 10 “Ап absolute masterpiece" is what one EGM reviewer called Metroid Prime. Developer Retro Studios beau- tifully transitioned the series to a 3D setting and first-person view while retaining Metroid's classic gameplay elements. It’s a must-have, for sure. _ Ё Ну ; ss a x о _________ ОЕА 132 • ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY • www.egmmag.com SYSTEM cc PS2 PS2 XB XB PS2, XB PS2, XB, GC PS2, XB PS2, XB, GC вс PS2 GBA PS2 x8 XB PS2 PS2, XB PS2, XB, GC XB PS2 XB Ps2 XB PS2 PS2 Ps2 GBA x8 XB Ps2 PS2, XB PS2, XB PS2, XB PS2, XB, GC GBA PS2 GBA Ps2 PS2, XB, 6C PS2 PS2 GC XB PS2, XB, GC PS2, XB, GC x8 PS2, XB XB PS2, XB, GC PS2, XB, GC XB PS2, XB, GC PS2 PS2, XB PS2 GC PS2 PS2, XB PS2 XB PS2, XB, GC GBA XB GBA GC GC SCORES VERDICT (out of 10) W The straightforward slope riding is OK, but Avalanche can't compete with SSX 3 g Commanding your idiotic troops can be quite frustrating Wi More pink and purple than a prom's worth of dresses WA competitive, visually stunning snowboarding sim with plenty of flair W Looks like butt, but plays better than blasé blasters like Brute Force AWARD W Trailer-trashy thrills with cheap opponents E Beating up cavalcades of clones gets boring before the end of the first stage W Launched before all systems were go W The best action-adventure game since Wind Waker (GC)? We think so E Egg-pushing gameplay helps Hatcher feel wonderfully unique W Once again, Bloody Roars call-of-the-wild concept is tamed by woeful execution HEA portable gem in which playing in the sun is an enjoyable requirement W An addictive, unconventional puzzler. W Repetitive squad-based shooter recycles too many levels and enemies MA brain-dead Buffy fan's dream and a decent beat-em-up for the unbitten W Comes close, but doesn't quite capture that classic Castlevania brilliance W Another flawed operation with a few moments of valor W This kart needs a tune-up WA stellar and stylish shooter, Crimson Skies kicks the genre's tires and lights its fire W Re-creates the movie's characters and locations, but none of its grace W Perfect your gimp step and build a pimp rep W An overly familiar experience for all but the complete novice W The vestigial remains of a genre that needed to evolve or die a long time ago even if it involves some math W Creative, challenging, and totally deserving of RPG gamers’ attention W Huge tracks boast intense attention to detail and gripping gameplay W This time around, Budokai is best left to the most loyal breed of DBZ fan W Sucks һай? WA shooter so horribly busted that's it almost funny. It's mostly sad, though W Like swimming, story-free dungeon crawling shouldn't be done alone W Focuses more on hardcore, heady planning than visual thrills and frills и Simply а pro game in college basketball clothing и No other baller matches ESPNS stellar graphics or innovative 24/7 mode и Solid gameplay and slick visuals make ESPN's puck offering the year's best W Plays more like Winning Eleven and less like FIFA. That's a good thing W Unparalleled character customization and on-field tactical arrangement W Yuna and her female friends rock Spira like never before, and we like it W Like Advance Wars, but with a rich fantasy setting and intriguing plot W No self-respecting pilot would put Freaky Flyers on his or her flight plan W Liberating the Land of the Free from Russian invaders is historically fun. W Xs average motocross action can't overcome its trailer-park trappings W A kleptomaniac alcoholic robot from the future deserves better W Fast? Yes. Stylish? Yes. Frustratingly difficult? Oh hell yes W The single-player mode is an appetizer to the multiplayer's heartier meal m Repetitive combat, but rich storytelling makes it worthwhile W The best original real-time strategy game to grace a console W Definitely more fun if someone grabs your ghoulies while playing W Rent the movie instead W An uneven, seemingly thrown-together Gran Turismo pretender W Don't be a snitch. Catch it. It's a blast, especially for Potter-heads W Bilbo Baggins’ journey just isn't as appealing as his young nephew's W Slow, repetitive pacing keeps the thrill in check W This cutesy assassin suffers from hydrocephalus W Even the tone deaf will enjoy belting out these tunes W Kill. Switch's run-and-gun gameplay is as gripping as it is one-dimensional W Deep and responsive, but only diehards will pick it up over Capcom's 2D fighters W Supremely easy for anyone to pick up and play, yet surprisingly deep Im Profoundly mediocre platformer with aspirations of greatness W Stunningly gorgeous. Let the blood sucking and soul reaving commence W Not even the dull two-player modes earn Skies any frequent-flier mileage W A shallow create-a-golfer mode keeps Links a few strokes behind Tiger и For another year, hail to the king of movie-based game franchises W Doesn't quite rule them all, but offers enjoyable hack-n-slash action nonetheless WI The cards say you need a life W А polished, thoroughly enjoyable adventure in the same vein as Paper Mario т Cinch-to-learn controls, funky minigames, and all-around ball-whacking fun W Smile. Now you have a reason to play your GameCube again = Like an undead UPS work- er, Raziel pushes crates in \ Legacy of Kain: Defiance SYSTEM VERDICT $ (out of 10) — AWARD Mario Party 5 cc Wi Buy it, call some friends, and let chaos reign 80 Medal of Honor: Rising Sun PS2,XB,GC B This tour of duly is fit for serious war buffs only 55 BULLET ИМЕ SELLS, BUT Metal Arms: Glitch in the System PS2,XB,GC BA surprisingly good sci-fi shooter and contender for sleeper hit of the year 80 WHO'S BUYING? Midway Arcade Treasures PS2,XB,GC Bm With 20 timeless classics for a mere 20 bucks, theres no reason not to buyit 85 Monster Rancher 4 PS2 № Vast, empty, and repetitive dungeons didn't bother all of our reviewers 5.5 NBA Inside Drive 2004 X8 m Another ho-hum hoopster from Microsoft, but at least you can now play online 6.0 NBA Jam PS2, XB Plays much like the original arcade game, which is both good and bad 60 NBA Live 2004 PS2,XB,GC Ша Superior on-court control keeps Live steadily on the comeback trail 80 NCAA March Madness 2004 PS2, XB W Captures the essence of the collegiate game like no other 80 NFL Blitz Pro PS2,XB,GC Bi Incredibly fast, reat looking, totally over-the-top football 70 NFL Fever 2004 XB W А shallow dynasty mode tackles Fever's shot at greatness 6.5 ў m NFL GameDay 2004 Ps2 m Online options are GameDay’s only saving grace. 40 Matrix-style in Cabela's Deer Hunt NHL 2004 PS2,XB,GC BEA skates on the ice with too much force and not enough finesse 85 2004 Season? In Drake and Spawn, NHL Hitz Pro PS2,XB,GC Ш Not the most realistic game of hockey, but among the most enjoyable 75 85 84 the feature makes more sense, but still NHL Rivals 2004 xB и Microsofts first attempt at hockey falls through the ice 35 40 6: feels like a half-assed afterthought. Pac-Man Vs. сс m Excellent multiplayer makes GBA connectivity worthwhile 80 Pirates of the Caribbean XB и Barely shipshape Arr-PG won't keep your interest afloat 60 PN.03 вс m One truly badass character design is all РМ.03 has to offer 40 Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time — PS2,XB,GC W An opium-induced vision where time moves at the speed of your imagination 95 Project Gotham Racing 2 хв Wi Buckle up for the best racing sim since Gran Turismo 3 95 R: Racing Evolution PS2,XB,GC W Watered down with twitchy, frustrating controls and zero customization options 65 Ratchet & Clank: Going Commando PS2 Wi Everything you've ever wanted from an action game, and an absolute must-play 85 Roadkill PS2,XB,GC W Delivers violence and four-letter words in a playable format 55 Robin Hood: Defender of the Crown PS2,XB Wi Like playing a game of Risk in which you always die halfway through зо Rogue Ops PS2, XB, GC W Nikki Connors needs a few more stealth lessons from Sam Fisher (Splinter Cell) 7.0 RPG Maker 2 PS2 No matter how cool the concept, your RPG will look like crap. 55 Sega GT Online XB № The addition of online play and a $20 price tag gets our motor runnin’ 85 Shining Soul И GBA m Prettier visuals and more character classes give Soul // just enough shine 75 70 74 PERO š Spawn: Silent Hill 3 PS2 E So scary itll have you stocking up on those adult-sized diapers 85 85 9. " Б Armageddon The Simpsons: Hit & Run PS2, XB, GC ША family-friendly Grand Theft Auto: Springfield 80 4 I NP (PS2, ХВ, GC) The Sims Bustin’ Out PS2,XB,GC Ш Even your lady friend will bust out a controller and play 9.0 85 94 5.0, 6.0, 3.5 The Sims Bustin’ Out GBA W Surprisingly rewarding for an errand-running simulator 80 = SOCOM II: U.S. Navy SEALs PS2 W Cool missions and great multiplayer make SOCOM / the best game of its kind — 9.0 Soldier of Fortune Il: Double Helix XB A dull, dumbed-down shooter with inconsistent A.l. 65 70 3: Soul Calibur И PS2,XB,GC W Our souls, at least, still burn. Can't speak for yours 10 greatest hit Space Channel 5: Special Edition PS2 W Sensational style and a swingin’ soundtrack meet simple Simon Says gameplay 85 65 8; or miss? Spawn: Armageddon PS2, XB, GC W Among the better Spawn outings to date...which isn't saying much 50 Sphinx and the Cursed Mummy PS2,XB,GC __ M The masochistic mummy more than makes up for Sphinxs mediocrity 80 Splashdown: Rides Gone Wild PS2 18 Responsive handling and cool tracks compensate for convoluted trick controls 7.0 SSX 3 PS2,XB,GC Ш Still the undisputed king of the mountain 90 Starsky & Hutch PS2, XB WW Tailing jalopies along rigidly scripted trails grows tiresome 7.0 Star Trek: Shattered Universe PS2, XB Wi We'd sooner play with the captain's log 30 Star Wars Jedi Knight: Jedi Academy XB Wi Takin’ Lightsabers 101 is cool, but we'd rather cut class and hang with Boba Fett 6.0 Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic XB Wi Follow either side of the Force in the best Xbox role-playing game to date 90 Star Wars Rogue Squad. Ill: Rebel Strike GC № Yoda says, "Stay in the air, you will. Heading out on foot leads to the dark side." 7.0 Super Mario Advance 4 GBA и Undoubtedly stands the test of time as one of history's greatest platiormers 95 SWAT: Global Strike Team PS2, XB № Commanding your team via headset is cool, even with the atrocious enemy АЈ. 40 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles PS2,XB,GC — Ша Looks great, but the action is as repetitive as the Turtles! catchphrases 55 We like watching goons bite the bullet in glorious slow-mo as much as the next gamer, but, as these titles prove, you can get too much of a good thing. For instance, after tracking Bambi with every instrument modern science can muster, do you really need to snuff him Cabela's Deer Hunt 2004 (PS2, XB) Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2004 PS2, XB, GC W An accurate sim that's more fun to play than other less serious golf games 9.0 Time Crisis 3 PS2 № TC3 remains an uncontested crack shot among light-gun shooters 70 х Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six 3 XB W Squad-based shooting at its best 9.0 M KINGDOM Ps2 so Tomb Raider: The Angel of Darkness W Lara's back, but her gameplay's never been jankier É Tony Hawk's Underground PS2,XB,GC W Story mode breathes new life into the venerable series 90 HE ARTS Top Spin Хв W You'll never wanna play Virtua Tennis (DC, PS2) again 90 90 9. m PlayStation 2 True me Streets of ЕЕ a XB, GC mA mica кысыш Los Angeles. ied the in M 50 quickly E; E Released: September 2002 йй ШШ 4: Evolution iQ нм leshed-out, сотр наце М n ti š ig is йй s tt и Original Scores: 8.5, 8.5, 85 ing plague the pat 1 сойоо Vince “dus jumping puzzles ап pointless collecting plague the patchwork hero Final Fantasy meets the Wonderful Wakeboarding Unleashed PS2 Wi Provides that twitchy instant gratification every action-sports title should have — 90 neh Е world of Disney in a game that will Wallace and Gromit in Project Zoo PS2, XB, GC m Wallace does nothing really horrendous, nor anything really praiseworthy 45 ya F challenge even the most veteran Warhammer 40,000: Fire Warrior PS2 W A svitch-fipping, key-finding, frag-em-all affair, oblivious to FPS innovation — 55 4 < action-RPG players. 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This is a bloody marvelous game, and it comes complete with this newfangled “local area network” play, too. Who knows, perhaps three years from now in Mario Kart: Triple Dash!!! Nintendo’ll introduce some crazy new technology that lets us play—what's the word?—“online.” While we wait for the big N to join us in the 21st century, let's amuse ourselves with Double Dash!!’s many unlockable bonuses. Unlockable Riders To unlock all the game's extra riders, fire up grand prix mode and take first place in the following events. Toad: 100cc Special Cup Toadette: 100cc Special Cup Petey Piranha: Mirror Star Cup King Boo: Mirror Star Cup Unlockable Karts Time to score a new set of wheels or two (or 13). Place first in the divisions listed. Green Fire: 50cc Mushroom Cup Ө Bloom Coach: 50cc Flower Cup Para Wing: 50cc Star Сир Bullet Blaster: 50cc Special Cup Battle Buggy: 100cc Mushroom Cup Waluigi Racer: 100cc Flower Cup Toad Kart: 100cc Special Cup Turbo Birdo: 150cc Flower Cup Barrel Train: 150cc Star Cup Toadette Kart: Mirror Mushroom Cup Piranha Pipes: Mirror Star Cup Boo Pipes: Mirror Special Сир Parade Kart: Mirror All Сир ~ NIRE 136 • ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY • www.egmmag.com Unlockable Courses Are you missing a couple of cups or battle courses? Then you've come to the right place! Win the specifíed cups to access A Staff Ghost of a Chance Want to unlock the 16 different staff ghosts in time trial mode? Then you'll have to beat the following times (in time these new tracks or events. Special Cup Tour: 100cc Star Cup Luigi's Mansion Battle Mode Stage: 150cc Mushroom Cup All Cup Tour: 150cc Special Cup Mirror Cup Tour: 150cc All Cup Tilt-A-Kart Battle Mode Stage: Mirror Flower Cup Course Mushroom Cup: Luigi Circuit Mushroom Cup: Peach Beach Mushroom Cup: Baby Park Mushroom Cup: Dry Dry Desert Flower Cup: Mushroom Bridge Flower Cup: Mario Circuit Flower Cup: Daisy Cruiser Flower Cup: Waluigi Stadium Star Cup: Sherbet Land Star Cup: Mushroom City Star Cup: Yoshi Circuit Star Cup: DK Mountain Special Cup: Rainbow Road trial mode only) to race against these notoriously incredible karting superstars! (For some reason known only to sadistic Nintendo developers, you can't save unlocked staff ghosts to your memory card. When the power's off, the ghost is gone. If you want to see 'ет again later, you'll have to beat the relevant time trial record again.) 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Шей if you'd use Real World Education | school of rint down to your n r Animation ital Medi. `d that с High-Power Ordnance (1,000 points damage per shot): B, X, А, B, Black Big Money, Big Pr 1 Love It! ($5,000): А, У, А, Y, Black Superhard Difficulty Level: X, B, A, X, Black | | | | | > | fullsail.com | trichs of the trad W GameCube STAR WARS ROGUE SQUADRON 11: REBEL STRIKE Those cheeky game developers are sitting back, chugging down the Cristal, releasing code information when they damn well please. What does this mean to you? You'll have to work to unlock these goodies instead of lounging around, waiting for a password cheat. Unlockable Ships (Cooperative Mode) Here’s how to unlock a bunch of snazzy new starfighters for use in cooperative mode only. Jedi Starfighter: Locate all gold medals in co-op mode. The Millennium Falcon and TIE Advance X-1: Find all bronze medals in co-op mode. Naboo Starfighter: Nab every silver medal in co-op mode. Slave-1: (That’s Boba Fett’s ship, you know.) Receive all platinum medals in co-op mode. No disintegrations. TIE Fighter: Purloin the TIE in both night and day missions of Imperial Academy Heist (in co-op), then finish the mission. Unlockable Ships (Single-Player Mode) Of course, there are plenty of secret ships for single-player mode, too. This is how you earn ‘em. Jedi Starfighter: Get silver medals in all single-player missions (including all bonus missions). The Millennium Falcon: Earn bronze medals in all single-player missions (including bonus missions). Naboo Starfighter: Finish Tatooine Training (all four times of day), grabbing all hidden items. Slave-1: Achieve bronze medals in all single-player missions, TIE Bomber: Blow up all the ground turrets in Raid at Bakura. TIE Hunter: Achieve gold medals in all single-player missions (including bonus missions). Good luck. Hidden Features More unlockables! We know a lot of hardcore Star Wars fans will feel compelled to uncover every last secret in the game. Knock yourselves out, guys: Ace Mode: Get a gold medal in every single-player mission (including the bonus ones). Also complete Tatooine Training during all four times of day. Audio Commentary: Earn bronze medals in all single-player campaign missions. Credits and Documentary: Finish Triumph of Rebellion mission. Empire Strikes Back Arcade Game: Complete the single-player campaign. Star Wars Arcade Game: Finish Triumph of Rebellion mission. Cheat Codes All right, they have released a few cheat codes. Punch them in! Passcode Effect WHATTHE? Асе mode WIMPIAM! Easy mode LOOKMOM! Unlocks credits THEDUDES Unlocks documentary FREEPLAY Unlocks Star Wars arcade game (Arcade must be unlocked first. See above.) HARKHARK Unlocks the music hall R. WARS. REBEL E RIKE атом ша E The documentary: It's like Star Wars, plus The Brady Bunch and а Kubrick flick. 188 • ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY • www.egmmag.com № PS2, XB, GC MEDAL OF HONOR: RISING SUN W OMFG, what are you w: Never in the field of cheat-code conquests have so many codes been hidden so bizarrely. Rising Sun has you unlocking eight different cheat codes by literally digging them out of the ground using an entrenching tool. There’s one entrenching tool on each level, usually in plain sight leaning against a wall. Search thoroughly; you'll find it. Grab this tool, then dig at the specific spot for each of the levels to unlock a bonus cheat you can activate when you play through the game again. Locations for five of the levels are shown below. Midnight Raid on Guadalcanal When you enter the camp, take out the snipers in the tower, then look to the right for a large boulder marking a path. Follow the path through the jungle to а two-story storage building. Clear the sniper on the second floor, then exit the building, Look for two dirt piles blocking a trench. Use the entrenching tool here to dig up the Bullet Shield cheat (an invisible force field surrounds the player, protecting him from bullets). Pistol Pete In the river area? Good job, soldier. Put your back into digging up a dirt pile near the save point, and you'll acquire Funny Hats. This cheat puts hilarious headgear on all your foes, destroying their dignity and decimating their ability to fight. —— g for? Press ACTION already. In Search of Yamashita's Gold At the Ruins and Crash Site portion of this mission, pay special attention to the area behind the nose of the crashed plane. Start digging here to uncover Invisible Soldiers, a cheat whereby the enemy soldiers' helmets and weapons are visible...but they are not! A Bridge Over the River Kwai Once you've reached the blockade area, unpack that shovel and start digging in the dirt pile in the middle of the camp, slightly right of the boxes (above). Your prize is the dreaded perfectionist mode, where one hit kills you. What fun! Supercarrier Sabotage Who wants to live forever? You can: Check the lower-deck pilot-training room and rummage around in the fifth locker from the left. You'll bag Immortality, the grandaddy of all cheats, which makes you invincible. Those bayonets barely tickle you now! > GameShark has a present for fans of the Blue Bomber. Cheat your way through Mega Man X7 before you have to return it to Blockbuster! Action Replay has a strong rebuttal: lots of crazy unlockable characters for Activision's True Crime and various cheats for Turtles fans. Mega Man X7 (PS2) Enter This First Е450ВЕ2Е 76740416 Max Hunted 15008979 9С30977Е 15008978 9С30977Е Max Damaged 15008978 9C3097EE 15008978 9C3097CE Infinite Health 05001628 1E30C5FE 05003628 1E30C7FC Infinite Lives 0410942A 14F0C34C Infinite Special 04009368 1CFO0D5DA Always Rank GA 25118528 97A0814C Always Rank PA 2590B538 93A0C14E Always Rank UH 25118538 93A0814E All Reploids Rescued 45559028 32206706 3902D7E1 ЗВАВВТЕО Axl: Max Health 04009368 1CFOC12A Axl: Max Special 14009368 1CFOC18A Axl: All Specials and Weapons 240FCBD6 C9CB9C43 24009B76 9DF89C62 Zero: Max Health 04008168 1C70D5EA Axl: Max Weapons 04009368 1CFOD1AA 04009369 1CFODSEA 04009368 1CF0D5DA 04009369 1CF0D5DA 04009368 1CFODSFA 04009369 1CFOD5FA 04009168 1CF0D54A 04009169 1CF0D54A Zero: Max Special 1400B268 1CF0D54A Zero: All Specials and Weapons 240FE9D6 C94B8CC3 2400B976 9D788CE2 Zero: Max Weapons 0400B268 1CF0C56A 0400B269 1CF0C56A 0400B268 1CF0C55A 0400B269 1CF0C55A 0400B268 1CF0C57A 04008269 1CF0C57A 0400B268 1СРОС5СА 04008269 1CF0C54A Mega Man: Max Health 04009068 1С70072А Mega Man: Max Special 04009068 1С70078А Mega Man: All Specials and Weapons 240FC8D6 C94B8E03 24009876 9D788E22 Mega Man: Max Weapons 04009068 1С70С7АА 04009069 1С70С7АА 04009068 1С70С79А 04009069 1С70С79А 04009068 1С70С7ВА 04009069 1С70С7ВА 04009368 1С70С70А 04009369 1C70C70A True Crime: Streets of L.A. (PS2) Enter This First UM6W-W1P3-E8BMV 61RZ-KQQ3-A3N7T Play as Jackass Jay BGDW-USWY-U8Z4F WNQ8-8712-AJHH8 Play as Heavyweight Champ H1QG-3R8D-CUKP7 Z25F-C3D1-NJ6XD Play as Dropdead Fred XM10-RMXB-W5C8A E51C-6KB6-JFOWB Play as Dirty Cook B589-X001-P7DAO CNWJ-78TB-HFJ8G Play as SoopaFly 3PTC-A38Q-BC1P5 DR8U-7J47-RB17B Play as Naked Tattoo Lady 4692-0DKE-HMJY2 2A39-HGFJ-F488D Play as S&M Rosie ACXO-CN2B-GMZ8X QVCT-OFHG-R4VRU ZEN Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (PS2) Enter This First DJCZ-PKX5-HRJHR H7AY-W7NM-1PWOE Remove Enemies (Press 11+12 to activate) QUUX-VE8V-T71JK 8NK8-JCAG-MX064 43ZB-POYA-N7PA2 End Stage (Press R1+R2 to activate) DDNA-Q854-PYAP4 7998-C3C7-Z2JYZ A1E3-QY4F-XDB1X Improved Weapons and Infinite Shuriken 30PB-MVD1-X43XD 5A4G-N7XK-8FYVJ Improved Defense and Power-Ups KKJ4-V3H9-YPB1M TK3H-7U66-21YET Silly (that is, even sillier) Sounds RXY1-EYC2-4XWR7 MNNO-3FH5-ANVYE № Either we're having a flashback, or that's a sexy lady sitting at a table with an S&M donkey. Or both. [Ест ба ET МЕ Hessian Join Shoe and the rest of the Ziff Davis Media editors as they invade your screen with the latest game news and releases that will jumpstart your weekend! Now airing at 2 different time slots every Thursday! 8:45 pm and 10:45 pm ET (5:45 pm and 7:45 pm PT) 8 xe HeadlineNews HOTWIRED's Big Video Game Hunting hosted by Erica Hill on CNN Headline News. = trichs of the trade Ш PS2, XB, GC XIII Wi Keep your distance and let the hazardous environment do your job for you. Need а little help defeating PLE tougher antagonists? We have some snazzy, surefire strategies that ought to do the trick. Check out these tips for taking down this stylish shooter’s last three bosses. The Chopper This boss is almost invulnerable. The only weapon that can damage it is the bazooka, so don’t waste your time and ammo shooting it with anything else. The Chopper has two weapons, a highly efficient heavy machine gun and a deadly rocket launcher. Best to stay out of its line of fire, hmm? Yes. To win this fight, you have to alternate between hiding and firing. The easiest way to proceed is to set up shop behind a crate or container, preferably with some ammo and/or medkits within easy reach. Stay in your hiding place until the Chopper fires one of its rockets. Just after the danger is past, jump out and shoot that whirlybird with your bazooka, then immediately get back behind cover and reload (the bazooka holds only one round). Take a quick detour to grab health or ammunition if you need it. Stick to this pattern, and the Chopper shouldn’t give you much trouble. Doctor Johansson The Doctor is very fast. He basically has. two types of attacks. At range, he throws knives and poison potions at you. If he gets close enough, he will try to stab you with a needle. If you get touched, his nefarious hallucinogenic drug will take effect, which will make your vision more...green. This drug also makes you drop your weapon. If that happens, just run and try to avoid being hurt until the drug effect stops. Then quickly retrieve your lost weapon and ammo. To defeat the Doc, shoot at him from long range, and when he tries to get closer, just run backward, continuing to feed him bullets. Make sure you aren’t blocked by something behind you as you run. To prevent this, try to stay on the same path, where you know what to expect (for example, the area around the table with the patient on it is relatively clear of obstructions). If you can keep Doctor J from getting too close while you attack him pretty much constantly, he won't hold out for long. Sweet victory. The Mongoose The final boss! Let's be clear: He's very tough. You'll need a combination of preparation and smart tactics to compete with him. Before confronting him, be sure to collect all the weapons you can at the beginning of the level. In particular, get as many medkits as possible. Mongoose has two miniguns, so he’s pretty destructive at close range. Try to stay far from him and use your long- range weapons, like the assault rifle or the submachine gun. Each time you tag the Goose, he'll duck behind a missile for cover. If necessary, use this time to reload your weapon and heal yourself. The simplest way to deal with this boss is to shoot at the missiles near him, unleashing a toxic vapor. When this vapor touches him, Mongoose is paralyzed for a while—hit him with your best shot! Make sure you don’t touch the toxic gasses yourself, or you'll be the one to suffer. To help you in this fight, Major Jones will kill some henchmen upstairs, who will fall from the upper floor. You can search these bodies for additional ammo and medkits. Try to score a hit on Mongoose, then use the time when he’s hiding to collect items. He's definitely challenging, but if you employ these strategies, eventually you'll succeed. Hang in there, you crazy amnesiac gunslinger, you. 140 • ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY • www.egmmag.com E Xbox RAINBOW SIX 3 The sad fact is this: АП those terrorists aren't going to shoot themselves. You'll have to do it. These strategies will help you realize your full combat potential. From door assaults to setting up crossfires to seeing in the dark, we cover it all—oh yeah, we cover “covering,” too. Door Assaults Please, for Ding's sake, behave as if each door has one or more hostiles behind it. Cautiously get as close to the door as you can. If you hear footsteps receding, the enemy probably has his back to the door. Attack while you have this advantage. Let's assume you hear zilch (which will be most of the time). While standing next to the door, study your map. Does it look like there's a wall to your left and an open expanse to your right? Play the odds and charge in with your attention focused in that direction. If you see the bad men, you know what to do. Open, Flash, and Clear Fragging and breaching are great for inflicting damage on the terrorists on the other side of a door. If you want to conserve equipment, a simple “open and clear” command will do. But for hostage situations, nothing beats a well-executed “open, flash, and clear” Here's how to do it right. Approach the door and give the order. If you want to get into position elsewhere (enter through a second door if possible), hold down the right trigger as you give the order. Your squad will then wait for your Zulu, or go- ahead signal, before they attack. When your men open the door, glance away briefly so that you don't catch ап eyeful of bright disorientation. Then charge into the room with your squad and help eliminate the enemy. Should be a cakewalk, since they'll be blinded. Flanking When attacking a difficult enemy position, look for more than one avenue of attack. Send your men to one strategic spot (for example, through an undefended door) while you head for another (a second door, side passage, catwalk, etc.). Attack simultaneously and drive the terrorists to panic. They may not know which direction to turn, so as they swing to attack your men, you cut them down from the side (and vice versa, as your men protect you). By flanking them, you set up a deadly crossfire that catches them with the most possible hits. It's tactically delicious! Supervision On nighttime missions especially, you need the use of your special visions. Don't hesitate to flick on your night vision if you're headed into a dark room, 'cause you can't shoot what you can't see. But thermal vision can't be beat. You can even see heat signatures through barricades and doors. Try this: Throw а smoke grenade into a populated room, turn on your thermal vision, and depopulate the room before any of those fools know what's going on. Now you're playing with style! Cover Me Use the “cover” command intelligently. For instance, set up your team in a side corridor, tell them to cover, then go find some terrorists and lure 'em around the corner to their bloody, bloody doom. Try to install your squad in a superior firing position. Balconies, catwalks, and even climbable crates are great places to leave your support troops. Give the "cover" command, and your men will shoot hostiles on sight. With the high- ground advantage, your team will be a lot more effective, and they'll live longer. № Game Boy Advance MARIO & LUIGI: SUPERSTAR SAGA Listen, there are invisible blocks, crazy hidden items, and a whole load of other crap you'll never find on your first playthrough of Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga. But at the top of the list of cool features are the advance commands, where furious button-tapping unlocks flashier, more powerful attacks. Check it! Advance Commands 101 Advance commands are extra button presses (which are shown onscreen once the command is unlocked) that you may use instead of the action commands normally employed when executing a powerful Bros. attack. Advance commands are great because they tack on extra damage and sometimes cause special status ailments, depending on the attack. If Mario or Luigi performs a Bros. attack correctly multiple times, he eventually learns how to execute the advance commands for that attack. To learn the advance commands for any Bros. attack, the normal move must be performed correctly approximately 30 to 40 times, but not in a row—it's OK to make mistakes every once in a while. You know you've performed the Bros. attack with perfection when the word "Great!" appears just as Mario ог Luigi strikes the unlucky opponent. When you see a “!” icon and the word “Advance!” appear over Mario's or Luigi's head after the character has finished executing a normal Bros. attack, he has learned the advance commands for that move. The letters “ADV” then appear to the left of that Bros. attack when it's highlighted in the Bros. attack menu. Select the attack just learned from the Bros. attack menu and set it to level 1 or level 2, then target and attack an enemy. Notice the different button icons that appear during the Bros. attack, emphasized by an “!” icon that appears along with the button icon. The extra icons show which buttons to press in order to perform the new and improved move. Practice with the new advance commands for Bros. attacks when they're set to level 1 or level 2. When you think you've got the hang of it, bump it up to level 3, which is more difficult because it doesn't show the button cues. But level 3 advance attacks deal more damage and help conserve Bros. points. You may still execute normal Bros. attacks after learning the secret advance commands, but you'll have to remember the button sequence yourself. Once you've learned an advance command, the button cues show how to execute the more powerful form of the attack, not the passé original one. Mario’s Advance Commands The list below details the special effects of using Mario’s advance commands in battle. Consider your enemy and choose wisely. Splash Bros.: This attack deals impressive damage to enemies covered in spikes. Swing Bros.: Mario now steals useful items from monsters when he strikes with this attack. Chopper Bros.: When the attack is repeated many times, it inflicts massive damage on the hapless targeted enemy. Fire Bros.: This attack, if repeated a number of times, inflicts the “severe burn” status ailment. Luigi’s Advance Commands Here’s what Luigi brings to the table with his advance commands. Bounce Bros.: The brothers split up during the attack, allowing Luigi to damage an additional enemy. Cyclone Bros.: Monsters struck by this attack are likely to suffer the “stun” status ailment. Knockback Bros.: Luigi сап whack Mario as he rebounds off the enemy to repeat the attack. Thunder Bros.: Instead of attacking all monsters from above, Luigi burrows underground and strikes from below, meting out severe damage and often causing the “power down" status ailment, too. Take that! ёф THE ESRB VIDEO & COMPUTER GAME RATINGS Find out whether a computer or video game is right for your home. Learn more about the Entertainment Software Review Board rating system and how games get rated on www.esrb.org. EARLY CHILDHOOD Titles rated “Early Childhood (EC)" have content that may be suitable for children ages three and older and do not contain any material that parents would find inappropriate. 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RATING PENDING Product has been submitted to the ESRB and is awaiting final rating. EARLY CHILDHOOD g ADULTS ONLY g RATING PENDING g Я? CONTENT RATED BY ESRB This message m ; DS у ZIFF DAVIS MEDIA Editors of. GAME GROUP THE REST OF THE ( Seanbaby plays awful games so you don't have to sound off y initiated : Drive Me to k, I sat on a hot stove for 30 inutes without noticing—to humana ube and re cond thought. — Sasphaby ew it | itinmy | without ) — What truly separates Ultimate Beach Soccer from other soccer games, besides its inherent ultimateness, is that every now and then energy bolts from the sky blast your players. | didn’t read the manual, but it doesn’t take a degree in soccer theology to know that this magic comes from Soccor, Lord of Beach Soccer. His dark- ball power grants no noticeable bonus to your team’s running or kicking abilities, but check this: Now your players are on fire. Obviously, this is pretty awesome. So, | think this could be an OK soccer game...if not for the insanely long celebration videos after each goal. These segments are so utterly stupid and annoyingly unskippable that | found that the only chance Ultimate Beach Soccer had at being fun was if | never, ever scored a goal. So, really, | guess this game only functions as a flaming half-naked- man simulator. The players’ flammability can’t make up for the boring gameplay, not to mention the criminal commentary and celebration videos. Bottom Line — Hoping to follow in the footsteps of the all-powerful Olsen twins, Lizzie plays it safe in her maiden gaming effort: Here, you must collect fashion accessories in a massive mall infested by evil cheerleaders. This legally fulfills the mall, shopping, and cheerleader requirements mandated by the Girl Game Regulatory Commission, but in a strange twist, Lizzie McGuire can throw fireballs. And not cute fashion fireballs. These things instantly immolate cheerleaders, and if you have a few minutes, you can watch as they’re slowly and brutally electrocuted. That Lizzie...what a gal! The really great thing about On the Go!, though, is that you can unlock fun minigames like “Ask Lizzie!” In it, you can ask your Game Boy any yes-or-no question, and through means unexplainable without Jesus or magic, Lizzie answers your deepest quandaries. This may be the first clairvoyant GBA game, if you don’t count the chilling robopocalyptic predictions made by Battiobots: Beyond the Battledome. n When I asked Lizzie if I was going to die of a fatal bowel disease, she said, and | quote, “Of course! Know why? ’Cause you rule!” Lizzie makes even the most tragic news bearable! er — pen and Spells is one of those creatively bankrupt games where you hop your “lovable” mascot along a never-ending trail of magical gems. | don't know how many titles like this society needs, but I've got advice for 142 • ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY • www.egmmag.com IB Seriously, is this the kind of smut modern kids are watching? Sure, back in our day we had some questionable stuff (like He-Man and G.I. Joe) but nothing quite like Super Duper Sumos. game developers: The next time someone says, "Let's make another game like Pac- Man World, only this time, 1 want the arcs of dots to be a slightly different shape," maybe you should stop letting the company janitor throw out suggestions during your brainstorming meetings. Unsatisfied with simply being derivative and lame, Spirits and Spells ups the ante by also being unfairly difficult. Your cute little witch dies as easily as you'd expect an 8-year-old would when fighting undead forces with just her hat. In fact, it seemed like most of the monsters that killed me weren't even close enough to touch me. And since 1 often found myself nodding off while 1 was playing, it was much easier to ША turn the damn thing off. t As crystal-grabbing games de! o, Spells is better than Barbie Explorer. However, to Barbie's credit, her game was at least thoughtful enough to mount its in-game camera right on her tight, sexy hot pants. * Midway — Outside of hot-dog- eating contests, fat people are generally not given the opportunity to be heroes. The makers of Sumos knew that to change this, they'd either have to convince the U.N. to solve disputes with hot-dog-eating contests, or create a fantasy where sumo supersoldiers save a chemical plant from robot dinosaurs. That dream is realized as a pretty standard brawler featuring, if I'm counting correctly, about one attack move. But even with that many weapons in your arsenal, you'll be surprised at how quickly you get tired of it. Luckily, there are monotony- breaking bonus levels that involve eating pork products directly from a conveyer belt. These bits are tense, tough, and educational—real-life forklift fatties will learn to avoid inedible objects in potential conveyor belt binge situations. Bo ine: If you like fighting games, but thought they should be less fun and feature the morbidly obese, give Super Duper Sumos a try. іё classic crap А RIED TREASURES /.... ma a us ' и ACROSS 11. 15. 17. 22. 24. 25. 27. + Will forever have his name attached to an Ultimate-15 NFL title (see feature, page 90) . GTA: Vice City's Vercetti . Like dark blue ghosts in Pac-Man Tekken contest Like Project Gotham 2's _-7 or -8 . Tokyo Xtreme Racer muffler maker Microsoft PC strategy title released on PS2 in Europe and Japan but not America (abbrv.) 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