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UBISOFT’ BEYONDGOODEVIL.COM contents issue 174 · sanuary 2004 LETTERS 22 Otherwise known as the EGM Complaint Department PRESS START The latest news, interviews, features, and gaming tidbits 32 38 40 52 62 70 72 78 80 82 ‘SPLINTER CELL: PANDORA TOMORROW Even sneakier than the original MANHUNT Like the saying goes, walk quietly and carry a big machete INSTANT EXPERT How to buy an arcade machine and not get totally ripped-off THE RE-ANIMATORS Indie developers keep deceased consoles active in the afterlife SONIC HEROES Sega’s blue blur rides again, but only in the company of friends EGM INTERNATIONAL Performing polar bears populate Japanese PS2s SHOW AND TELL: NINJA GAIDEN The game's director speaks CELEBRITY INTERVIEW Aqua Teen Hunger Force talks games in between fast-food orders MAX PAYNE 2 More bullet time softens Max's fall HITTIN’ PLAYDIRT Check out one gamer whose skills help him pay the bills MAXIMO VS. ARMY OF ZIN Can we expect a kinder, gentler Maximo? Or one as #$%@ing tough? ONLINE Learn how to get involved in testing games over this new Internet thing THE RUMOR MILL Info from The Q on PSP pricing and the next Grand Theft Auto COUNTER-STRIKE Can this tactical shooter make as big a bang on Xbox as it did on PC? THE HOT 5 Master Chief blasts away at some solid competition COMING SOON Because future games such as these will affect you in the future TRIP TO MIDDLE-EARTH CONTEST 202 Here’s your chance to check out Middle-earth for yourself, as we're giving away a trip for two to New Zealand. You can also win free copies of the Return of the King game, too! THE ULTIMATE | E м l J You know it. We know it. EGM reviews make for the most popular 106 This month in Review Crew: from 1080° Avalanche to WWE SmackDown! (and controversial) section in the mag. This issue includes over 1000 game ratings, and you find them throughout the following pages: 166 Reviews Wrap-Up: quick hits on all the other titles coming your way 168 Reviews Archive: 15 pages of the hest and worst games around 200 Rest of the Crap: Seanbaby answers the call on our gaming turd alert = 7 12 • ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY • www.egmmag.com REVIEW CREW Not one, not two, but three reviews for each game Multiplatform Xbox 107 True Crime: Streets of L.A. 142 Magic: The Gathering 108 Gladiator: Sword of Vengeance Battlegrounds 108 Secret Weapons Over Normandy 146 Tom Clancy’s Rainbow Six 3 110 Crash Nitro Kart 148 Crimson Skies: 110 Spawn: Armageddon High Road to Revenge 112 Tony Hawk’s Underground 148 Drake 116 ESPN College Hoops 150 Project Gotham Racing 2 116 NCAA March Madness 2004 152 Dance Dance Revolution Ultramix 118 Need for Speed: Underground 152 NBA Inside Drive 2004 120 Battlestar Galactica 154 Armed and Dangerous 120 Goblin Commander: 154 Grabbed by the Ghoulies Unleash the Horde 156 Star Wars Jedi Knight: 122 Medal of Honor: Rising Sun Jedi Academy 124 The Hobbit 157 NHL Rivals 2004 124 В: Racing Evolution 128 Midway Arcade Treasures GameCube 128 Whiplash 158 1080° Avalanche 130 Legacy of Kain: Defiance 159 Mario Party 5 132 The Sims Bustin’ Out 160 Go! Go! Hypergrind 160 Gotcha Force PlayStation 2 161 Pac-Man Vs. 133 King of Fighters 2000 & 2001 136 Final Fantasy X-2 Game Boy Advance 138 Dragon Ball 7: Budokai 2 162 Dragon Ball Z: Taiketsu 138 Kya: Dark Lineage 162 Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga 140 WWE SmackDown! 164 Shining Soul Il Here Comes the Pain 164 The Sims Bustin’ Out 142 Monster Rancher 4 L- TRICKS OF THE TRADE Game hints, tips, and cheats 190 SSX 3 190 Tak and the Power of Juju 192 Gladius 192 Grabbed by the Ghoulies 193 Action Replay vs. GameShark 194 Lord of the Rings: Return of the King 196 Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Falsebound Kingdom GAME OVER A buncha stuff that don't fit anywhere else, ya dig? 200 REST OF THE CRAP 202 CROSSWORD 204 NEXT MONTH 206 HSU & CHAN HOLIDAY BUYER'S GUIDE Whether you're naughty or nice, we'll still tell you which games you want on your wish list AFTERTHOUGHTS: LORD OF THE RINGS EA's brought the king back to Middle-earth, so what's hext for the series? All content copyright © 2004 Ziff Davis Media Inc. 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Now Playing: SSX 3, Rainbow Six 3, "Busy Boss" Fave Genres: Just about everything MARK MACDONALD, Executive Editor Japanese soldiers, Cylon robots, turtles, terrorists, skeletons, anthropomorphic beans— Mark is haunted by the thousands forced to kill in his review games this month. JENNIFER TSAO, Managing Editor Jennifer got so emotionally involved in her Sim's rock star persona in The Sims Bustin’ Out this month that she decided to bail on EGM and pursue her lounge-singin' dreams. Now Playing: Sims, Tony Hawk's Underground, Final Fantasy X-2 Fave Genres: Johnny Depp, Action Sports, Music, RPG CRISPIN BOYER, Senior Editor What does Crispin want for the holidays? Peace on earth? Meh. An end to world hunger? Whatever. Super Grand Theft Metal Gear 3: Snake Vs. Mario? Now that's more like it! Now Playing: Armed & Dangerous, SOCOM Il, Crimson Skies Fave Genres: Action, Adventure, RPG CHRIS “CJ” JOHNSTON, News Editor After taking a few years off, CJ finally dressed up for Halloween this year. His strung out Sealab 2021 Stimutacs addict won over both the ladies and fans of intelligent comedy. Now Playing: Crimson Skies, Mario Kart: Double Dash!! Fave Genres: Action, Adventure, Puzzle, Music SHANE BETTENHAUSEN, Reviews Editor Having finished Final Fantasy X-2 (with the best ending), Shane openly admits that, yes, it’s too girly. But no, his prized replicas of Yuna's Tiny Bee guns are not cosplay accessories. Now Playing: Mario Kart: DDH, Final Fantasy X-2, Pac-Man Vs. Fave Genres: Action, RPG, Fighting, Karaoke JOE FIELDER, Previews Editor After recently acting as a zombie in an SF stage version of Night of the Living Dead, Joe was left with an intense craving for both Resident Evil: Outbreak and...mmmm...brain: Now Playing: Rainbow Six 3, Goblin Commander Fave Genres: Action, Shooters, Strategy DEMIAN LINN, Editor-at-Large Lapping the Niirburgring track in Project Gotham Racing 2 was more fun than when Demian did it for real in a 59 horse- power Opel Astra. Even a tour bus passed him then. Now Playing: PGR2, SSX 3, Soul Calibur Il Fave Genres: Action, Hockey, Racing, Fighting PAUL BYRNES, Associate Editor Playing too much of The Sims Bustin’ Out caused Paul to have a very vivid, creepy dream that he was a Sim. He has dreamed before of Zelda, Quake, and StarCraft. Seriously. Now Playing: SSX 3, Castlevania: Harmony of Dissonance Fave Genres: Shooting, Fighting, Role-playing BRYAN INTIHAR, Associate Editor Reviewing all the college basketball games brought back fond memories of Bryan's days at UCONN. He rolled with the tough crowd then to help hide his inner geek. It didn’t work. egacy of Kain: Defiance, Mario Kart: DD! ction, Adventure, Sport: SHAWN ELLIOTT, Associate Editor Some mistaken reader sent Shawn this sports card, ask- ing for an autograph. Sorry guy, but you must have known our Shawn stands a mere 6'3”. Now Pla) SSX 3, Ninja Gaiden, Crimson Skies Fave Genres: Fighting, Shooters, Adventure, Racing 20 • ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY * www.egmmag.com mu Guest Reviewers JON DUDLAK Long hours at the paper tube plant and longer hours reviewing True Crime = Zombie Jon. GREG FORD Ford ponders life as a virtual skater. Namely, where he can find a swanky Sims hot tub. JOHN RICCIARDI Ricciardi calls us from Japan several times a day to gossip about girls and games. GREG SEWART Sewart's been writing about games since the beginning of time—or at least the mid-’90s. KEVIN GIFFORD This picture not big enough for you? Then catch Kevin daily on 1UP.com. PATRICK MAURO Syndicated radio guy laced up his Dunk Lows and reviewed college hoop games. DANIEL SIEBERG Part of the thumb gen- eration, Sieberg hosts videogame Thursdays on CNN Headline News. W Like Santa Claus, EGM can’t always do it alone. Each month, the enterpris- ing editorial staffs of our sister gaming mags (and website) XBOX NATION, GAMENOW, OFFICIAL U.S. PLAYSTA- TION MAGAZINE, GMR, and 1UP.COM act the part of gleeful little elves. The Contributors I Computer Gaming World editor JOHNNY LIU fell over sideways in slow motion when we tapped him to pen our Max Payne 2 preview.. Wi Los Angeles-based writer JON М. GIBSON makes you an instant expert on buying your own arcade machines.. 18 ЕСМ alumnus SHAWN SMITH couldn't pimp his line of plush toys in our holiday buyer's guide, but you can peep his wares at www.shawnimals.col 18 Make loot playing videogames pro- fessionally? Regular contributor SCOTT STEINBERG investigates on page 68. W Veteran freelancer JUSTIN SPEER gives you the skinny on the games you're starving for in The Hot Fiv W CASEY LOE chases down the forth- coming Sonic Heroes to see if Sega's mascot can still run with the big boys. W And NICH MARAGOS and DAVE ‘SMITH of Ziff Davis’ new gaming site 1UP.com, contributed to this month's mammoth reviews archive. 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In May of 1998, | sliced into my hand while operating a machine and tore through a tendon in my left middle finger. The doctors said it would take two years to regain the use of my finger and that | should use a stress ball for therapy. Instead, | went out and bought Die Hard Trilogy (PS1) and a lightgun and mastered it left-handed after about six months of dedication. Now my rehabilitated finger is stuck in a f*** you position to all videogame haters! — Devin Winters We'll be contacting you shortly about pitching the made-for-TV movie. It's Pac- Man meets My Left Foot, but for Gen-Y! Vivisecting The influence of the gaming industry has spread to the medical world. In my biology class, the professor told us that there is a protein involved in human development called Sonic Hedgehog—found on human chromosome seven, in case you were wondering—which functions as a regulator of human stem cells. The story of its discovery is supposedly linked to a marathon gaming session; maybe the researcher had some sort of dependency on Sonic. —Tom Kelly Emu | loved your “Dr. Gamingstein" article [EGM #173, page 50]; it's amazing that someone can take that kind of talent and apply it to making handheld versions of the Letters ^4 Capshun: Luc Skiwarker bullseis wimprats on tatooen. Sonic: Game mascot by day, life-giving classic game systems that | grew up protein by night. with! On a similar note, many of the old classic games can now be played on Sega's Dreamcast. Since Dreamcast runs Windows CE, many of the Windows emulators that run Atari 2600, NES, SNES, Colecovision, Sega Master System, and Sega Genesis games have been translated to DC. If you can part with $30 at your local used game store and learn a little about burning ISO discs (dcemulation.com is a good place to start), you too can play emulators on the Dreamcast system! Great article, and long live the classic consoles! —Bryan Jensen More , please | have been looking at games nowadays and have discovered something: There's no modesty. Videogame heroines don't seem to wear anything. Sure, I'm not complaining, but isn't it a little overboard? Final Fantasy X-2 is a perfect example. | mean, would people actually go adventuring dressed up like that? In nearly every game | see, there's some half-naked girl. My point? The gals don't have to dress like sluts to make the game look good. Final Fantasy is already a perfect series. So, ladies...pants? —Sean Maloney You are too complaining. Do you think Tomb Raider would have limped to its sixth iteration if Lara wore a muumuu? You don't have to love the hotpants, but you do have to live with them. It could be worse. , we walked Having just turned 16, I started reading "Child's Play" [EGM #172, page 50] with the hope that the kids would Dang frigit 1d like to ask you something y do you keep changing staff and y do people always argue about which games better | mean aim not saying you cant have one but you could at least think they have to say oh my every one else must like this game no matter what. why just a month a go | bought rouge sqarden 2 and I hated it was to short and difficult like the orange targets r suppose be the ones to hit | was playing this 1 mission and killed all the orange and the purple targets kept attacking the frigit and | FAILUD the MISSION. and email me back you answer. —scott a duprie Do a search for “Rouge Squadron" on Google and you'll get 31,600 hits. That's a whole lot of people who don't know how to spell “rogue.” 22 • ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY • www.egmmag.com of the month Congrats, David Fulmer! As our Letter of the Month winner, you’ve got a Nyko Air Flo EX Xbox controller coming your way. Keeps your hands cool, doesn't it? Because of the fans inside. appreciate—at least somewhat—the old games you made them play. | didn't grow up with console systems in my household (my parents didn’t think it was “right” for an 11-year-old girl to be playing videogames), but the arcades | visited were stocked with old-time classics. My friends and | would drop so much money on Donkey Kong that we should have just bought an arcade cabinet instead, and Pac- Man and Space Invaders filled the free time | had while they took their turns at being the “Jumpman.” And Super Mario Bros — CONTACT EGM Feel like there are some things you need to get off your chest vis-a-vis your ideas for the next Final Fantasy, or perhaps you have a personal message for Metal Gear creator Hideo Kojima? Hit EGM@ziffdavis.com or write to: EGM Letters 101 2nd Street, 8th Floor San Francisco, CA 94105 GOT BEEF? Moving? Missing an issue? Received your issue but it's got a teeny weeny little tear on page 115? Sounds like a job for our customer service department! E-mail: subhelp@egmmag.com Website: http://service.egmmag.com Phone toll-free: (800) 779-1174 Old-fashioned way: Р.0. Box 55722 Boulder, CO 80322-5722 REPRINTS? Call (800) 290-5460 to order article reprints, or just kick it. simple, but so addictive. That was my crack during sixth grade. Those kinds of games made me look past the shoddy graphics of my first system, a Nintendo 64, and play through some awesome games when the Sony kids in my neighborhood would give up halfway through. Even now, most people can't look past the graphics of a game, which is unfortunate. I'll give the kids E.T., though. —Jackie Sheridan to Al In EGM #173, | noticed a disturbingly dumb letter written by Al Lica, who was upset with your “Child’s Play" article and said that “12- year-old kids do not know who Zeus is." | can't speak for the kids Al hangs out with, but most 12- year-olds | know go to school, and when | was 11, everyone in my entire grade learned who Zeus was. It really annoys me when older people think young people don’t know anything. —Sean Murphy Notes from What's up guys, my (nickname is Scorpio. I'm incarcerated for armed robbery. Sure, | played Grand Theft Auto and listened to Bone Thugs-N-Harmony, but do | blame them for my actions? No! | did it; it was my fault, nobody else’s! To all those wannabe tough guys who get caught and think, “Hmm, I'll blame this on Grand Theft Auto, Doom, Mortal Kombat, and The Matrix,” stop being such a b**** and take responsibility for your own actions. People have to quit looking for scapegoats and large amounts of money and realize the difference between an analog controller and а nickel-plated semiautomatic handgun. | believe that those who sue the videogame and music industries aren't going to be happy until the only game we have is Pong and the only music is Mozart's greatest hits. GAME DESIGN-O-RAMA Keep those game ideas comin’ to EGM@ziffdavis.com, subject: design COW TIPPING In Cow Tipping, you play a redneck and drive around looking for a field full of cows, while hitting mailboxes and shooting street signs for bonus points. The actual cow tipping is in first person. You'll also have to avoid angry farmers, rabid cows, and cowpies. Missions can get tough; you may have to tip cows in broad daylight, play as a one-legged redneck, or even produce a fresh glass of milk before you commence to tippin’. —Bruce Ridilla RESIDENT EVIL: THAVE A DREAM The zombies have been fraternizing, asking the deep questions: Why are we here? What is our purpose? And most important, where are our rights? In Resident Evil: | Have a Dream, you play as a group of zombies fighting for freedom and respect. No more being shot on sight! Freedom to moan! Undead suffrage! Run protests and rallies to get support, be a guest on talk shows, teach your half-eaten Doberman some tricks! —Javier Ortega 24 • ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY * www.egmmag.com —Scorpio Yikes. BG&E's übermensch Jade kicking ass. is dead | read the review for Beyond Good and Evil in EGM #173, and it sounds awesome. | was just wondering when Ubisoft plans to make the sequel, Twilight of the Idols. I'm quite sure it won't be called The Gay Science or The Anti-Christ. Also, | was wondering what kind of royalties dead philosophers get for having their titles ripped off. —Brandon Crary For those of you CN currently =, thinking, “wha?” Beyond Good and Evilis the title of a book by 19th-century philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche, as is Twilight of the Idols, The Gay Science, and The Anti-Christ. Yet more proof that a joke isn’t funny if you have to explain it. WRESTLEVANIA Can you smell what The Rock is cookin’? It’s a fresh can of whoop ass. After wandering in the desert aimlessly since The Scorpion King, The Rock stumbles across Dracula’s castle, where the dark lord and the Belmont clan have decided to hold a wrestling grudge match to settle their disputes. Face off in a freak show of unholy proportions! Several wrestling stars also show ир to take part іп the battle for no apparent reason. —Noah Needleman sputtering M The Rock plants a wet one on Madam Tussaud's wax version of The Rock. Not that there's anything wrong with that All right you guys (and girls), | love EGM and | think you are the funniest bunch around, but where do you get off calling The Rock a queer in the review of WWE Wrestlemania XIX [EGM #172, page 198]? In an image at the top, he is taunting Undertaker, and you say he is inviting ‘Taker to be on Queer Eye for the Straight Guy! It is an outrage! He is a very successful athlete, and | would like it if you didn’t damage his character! Other than that you are the best! —Ben Reit The man’s got a certain flair, that’s all we're saying. He knows how to tjuze an elbow pad. FINAL FANTASY X-TREME BEACH VOLLEYBALL Who hasn’t wanted to see the girls of Final Fantasy scantily clad in sexy swimsuits and thongs? Now you can, with Final Fantasy X-treme Beach Volleyball! Ogle such hotties as Yuna, Rikku, Tifa, and Rinoa, but instead of a sissy volleyball, our babes will be spiking a cactaur at each other's faces. Give the gals fun gifts, like a new sword, cuddly chocobo, or baby- oil rubdown. No men. —Josh Taylor Gaming for | just finished reading your “Power Shopping” article, thinking | could pick up a few tips for saving money. | didn’t; most of the gamers who read this mag probably know about preorder deals, trade- ins, buying used, and checking the bargain bin. They may not, however, know of websites like cheapassgamer.com, fatwallet.com, and videogamedeals.com— in the last couple months, I've scored Skies of Arcadia Legends (GC) and Panzer Dragoon Orta (Xbox) for $10 each, Rygar (PS2) for $5, Tiger Woods 2004 (GC version) preorder for $20, and many, many more. If you're tight with your gaming cash, it's the only way to go. —Walt Rogers Top Thank you for the excellent “Power Shopping" article in EGM #173 [page 63]. As one who has been a bargain hunter for even longer than I've been a gamer, | thought some of my fellow EGMers might benefit from some additional shopping tips. I've gleaned over the years. Many chain stores will match the price in any competitor's ad. This is especially helpful if the store that advertised Game X at that fantastically low price sold out in 10 seconds flat; most people won't think of running to another store and getting a price match. You'll have better luck getting price matches at bigger places like Best Buy and Circuit City than at your local gaming-only shop. Most of the best prices are seen around Christmas (and especially right after), as retailers try to clear old or undersold merchandise from their shelves. Role-playing games and niche titles tend to retain their value for a long time, though, so if your heart's set on one of those, just get it instead of waiting six months, hoping for a $10 price drop that never comes (or worse, having it disappear from store shelves altogether). If you know you are going to want a strategy guide for a given game, you should probably buy the book right away, then try to save a few dollars on the game itself later on, because guides have a much shorter shelf life (though online retailers hang on to them longer than regular Stores). Amazon.com often has good discounts on strategy guides, especially if you order enough at one time to qualify for free shipping. Sometimes, you don't have to shell out any cash at all; Prima offers completely free online "Fast Track Guides" for older games right at its website, primagames.com. And if you don't mind wading through lots of plain old text, gamefaqs.com is the most comprehensive collection of strategies for games anywhere. Hope this helps a few gamers save some bucks for other necessities, like food, shelter, and EGM subscriptions! —John Cimbaro 0-M-B-E-R-S! | live in Winnipeg, Manitoba. In our fair city, we love videogames so much that we passed a law to change the name of our local football team. We voted to rename our team in honor of Mega Man—since he is celebrating a significant anniversary this year. Feast your eyes on our very own Winnipeg Blue Bombers! We've got a logo, cheerleaders, and everything! Just figured you guys would take joy in knowing that we love our games as much as you do! OK, not really. It's all just a coincidence. Our football team has been around for 26 • ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY • www.egmmag.com word on the Power-shopping identical twins Milt (purple) and Tilt (white) are not gonna pay full price for this muffler. over 50 years and is the pride of the city. But | figured you'd probably like to look at the cheerleaders. —Ricardo Martinez We're so predictable. See more at www.bluebombers.com. ые , big prizes я In your “How to Build а Home Arcade” v 4 article [EGM #172, page 54] you left out a product that blows away the three arcade sticks you reviewed. The SlikStik (www.slikstik.com) line of arcade controllers is simply amazing. Just being able to play two-player Smash TV and Karate Champ in full twin-stick glory is worth the price. —Edmond Navarro The SlikStik may well blow away the p Sticks we mentioned, what with the optional trackball and Tempest-style spinner. And it'd better, considering it'll run you in the neighborhood of $590. Not all of our readers answer to the name Richie Rich. ж. The $590 SlikStik C02, the gold- plated Cadillac of arcade sticks. ТОР Games OF FALL lee ТОР TEN ХВОЯ c > serra NRG NN — i | "ы, — — d ih, IN THE FUTURE WAR ON TERROR, HOW WILL YOU CHOOSE TO FIGHT? Blood Violence mmm == ۳ BE E HEALTH SHOTGUN R Т ENHANCED LEECH VISION AS ANTI-TERRORIST AGENT ALEX D, USE BIOMODS SUCH AS CLOAK, ENHANCED VISION AND THERMAL MASKING TO EVADE CONFLICT AND ENTER AREAS UNDETECTED. CONVERSATIONS TO GAIN YOUR WAY WITH HARD EARNED CASH. APPLY INFORMATION НА! ACCESS TO RESTRICTED AREAS, WHEN COVERT METHODS FAIL, THERE'S ALWAYS A LETHAL ARRAY OF MODIFIABLE WEAPONRY INCLUDING THE BOLTCASTER, FLAMETHROWER, SNIPER RIFLE, AND THE ROCKET LAUNCHER. SNEAK, HACK, BRIBE, OR KILL. THE CHOICES ARE UNLIMITED... THE EXPERIENCE IS YOURS. TM THE FUTURE WAR ON TERROR WWW.DXINYISIBLEWAR.COM IN STORES NOW X фейз. ciao» EN Deus Ex: Invisible War™. € 2003 lon Storm. Developed by lon Storm. Published by Eidos Inc. Deus Ex: Invisible War, lon Storm and the lon Storm logo are trademarks of lon Storm. Eidos and the Eidos Inc. logo are trademarks of Eidos Group of companies. The ratings icon is a registered trademark of the Entertainment Software Board. Microsoft, Xbox, and the Xbox logos are either registered trademarks or trademarks of Microsoft Corporation in the U.S. and/or other countries and are used under license from Microsoft. All Rights Reserved. Counter-Strike’ and Xbox Live. A match made Counter-Strike?" the world’s #1 online action game’ is even better on Xbox Live?" With graphically superior action, 7 exclusive maps, up to 16 player game play and a vast VA LV E arsenal of weapons, this is the best Counter-Strike yet. You may want to practice offline before you enter the merciless online arena. Here, you can go it alone or you MATURE 17s can assemble an elite team of gamers and talk strategy over the Live Communicator Blood Intense Violence on how to defuse bombs, rescue hostages and take on terrorists from all over the Micresoft eas gameXGtudios- world. The competition will be tough, so you'd better come prepared. ©2003 Valve Corporation. Portions © & ® Microsoft Corporation. Ай rights reserved. Microsoft, the Microsoft Game Studios logo, Xbox. Xbox Live, the Xbox Live logo, and the Xbox emarks or trademarks of Microsoft Corporation in the United States and/or other countries, Counter-Strike, the Counter-Strike logo, Valve, and the Valve in "holy-*#!%-did-you-see-that" heaven. it's good to play together xbox.com/counterstrike demarks of Valve Corporation, in the United States and/or (02/03. GameSpy stats for multiplayer online action games. his options in 5j | hat does the 1995 film Batman | М Forever have іп common with | Splinter Cell: Pandora Tomorrow? If the developers at Ubisoft have their way, nothing at all. “[For Splinter Cell), | want to have a universe that builds on itself,” says scriptwriter J. T. Petty, “that evolves, that grows naturally. So none of the sequels feel like the Val Kilmer Batman [movie]— sequels shouldn’t just recycle what was good, but actually grow on the world.” In other words, the idea for the stealth espionage follow-up, due in March for all three major systems, isn’t radical change—after all, the first Cell must've done something right to sell over four mil- lion copies. Instead, the focus is on “changing little things, simple things,” as Associate Producer Julian Gerighty puts it, “that will [still] have a significant impact.” Take the original Cell's convoluted plot. Was Dougherty the guy you found dying or the guy you were supposed to kill? And Masse—he was that dude who was going to double-cross Blaustein, right? Wait, who was Blaustein again? “Things got so complex,” admits Petty, “that sometimes you didn’t know exactly why a mission was hap- pening. With Pandora, | was careful to craft a story where every moment you know what you have to do—and why.” Other tweaks include a modified ver- ‘sion of the infamous split-jump that’s actually useful (it'll help Sam get up to out-of-reach ledges) and a revamped alarm system. “In the first game, if you were spotted three times, [the level ended],” says Gerighty. “Now we have alarm stages. If a guard sees some move- ment or finds a dead body, they'll get more aggressive—they'll pay more attention to their surroundings. Second alarm stage, they go and put on flak jackets. Third stage, on goes the Kevlar helmet as well. €” ¢ [ | ar ў ] ^] ) gaming news, interviews, singing bears, and other stuff PLAY IT AGAIN, < Superspy Sam rae explores ndora Tomorri >> HIP-HOP RAPPER/PRODUCER/CLOTHING DESIGNER/PROFESSIONAL CELEBRITY SEAN “P. DIDDY” є € [ unti | Cell M Facial hair, tri-scope headset, large gun—yup, that’s Sam alright. | > If you wanna go in all guns blazing, you can, but it makes it that much harder.” Which brings us to Pandora's most exciting addition: choice. One of the main complaints Ubisoft heard about the first Splinter Cell was that it felt linear; play- ers could use any number of methods to take out bad guys—distract them, hide in the shadows, shoot 'em—but there was always only one path to completing a mission. Not so in Pandora Tomorrow. Check out the example on the next page. —Mark MacDonald COMBS (FORMERLY KNOWN AS PUFF DADDY, PUFFY, PUFF THE MAGIC DRAGON, 32 • ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY « www.egmmag.com FREEDOM : THE SIXTH | | at PATH 2: Bi Sam's on the tail of a group of terrorists traveling aboard a train speeding through France. He's safe in the storage cab now, but he needs to make it past the next car filled with bad guys and innocent passengers without being seen or anyone getting hurt. You've got four options; the game doesn’t score you based on which one you choose, but we will— choose a path and flip the page to be judged. W Tum off tho lights and use your ther- . mal goggles to avold passengers as you PATH 4: OVER No longer confined to dark corridors, Sam gets to breathe a little fresh air in some of Pandora Tomorrow’s outdoor missions. Take the jungle environment in these screen- shots. “In this level,” says Associate Producer Julian Gerighty, “Sam has just been dropped off outside an Indonesian encampment, and he has a very tight time frame. He needs to infiltrate and get out before sunrise.” In motion, this wilderness setting is stunning, with thousands of strands of tall grass swaying in the wind and wild birds scattering as Sam approaches. But th not all you can stumble upon in the brush. “At certain points, you might feel a slight vibration,” says Gerighty. “If you ignore that vibration and keep on walking, BAM! Booby trap. You're dead, back to square one. We're playing around with things that will have no visual cues. We like to call it sensory gameplay.” So you might want to think twice before you turn Vibration off in the Options menu. PROFESSOR PUFF 'N' STUFF, AND P. PUFF-PUFF PUFFERNUTTER) WILL ГЕМО HIS VOICE TO A SERIES OF XBOX COMMERCIALS. THE ADS WILL BEGIN AIRING THIS HOLIDAY SEASON.... >> ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY • www.egmmag.com e 33 © press start: splinter cell FREEDOM PATH 1: UNDER Bi You mad Now grade yourself on the following scale: Two points—wuss. Four points— average. Six points—stealthy stud. Ten points—one bad mother-shutyomouth! 7$! PATH 2: 2 BESIDE the all-new pod PING M Watch those windows—if you or your shadow are spotted, people will panic. A tricky but clever method. Six points. Thought the online mode added for Pandora Tomorrow (for PS2 and Xbox at least, GameCube is iffy) would be your standard deathmatch afterthought? Think ag Here's the setup: You have two teams. One side controls spies; their objective is to infiltrate a facility and gain access to certain strategic spots (like a computer they can hack into). The other side, playing as mercenaries, tries to stop them. Which is where Pandora Tomorrow's online game stops sounding like a fancy version of Capture the Flag and starts to get interesting. The two sides play completely differently. For example, the spies have no real weapons. They have sticky shockers, whic Ci ate a target for a few moments, but the only way spies can kill anyone is to sneak up from behind and break their n In order to survive, they have to rely on stealth and gadgetry, just like in Cell's single-player game: stick to shadows, climb along ledges and rooftops, use ther- mal and low-light goggl ki 0 g , on the other hand, do have guns. Big guns. With zoo and grenade launchers. They also have gad- , motion-detecting goggles, flashlights, and more. ’s less a firefight and more a game of hide-and-s Other factors emphasize this PATH 4: | cat-and-mouse gameplay; the spies use the standard Splinter Cell third-person view- OVER || point to see around them (so they can effectively climb оп stuff and stay in the dark), while the mercenaries are set to a more immersive (but also limiting) first-person view. g currently limited to four play: о slow the action down to a more deliberate pace (it's up to players if they want to try 2-on-2 or 3-on-1.) &xh PATH 3: THROUGH older, >> GOLA DESIGN IDEA FOR SONY'S UPCOMING PSP HANDHELD? ENTER IL IN THE CONTEST AT LIK-SANG.COM TO WIN A FREE PSP WHEN THE SYSTEM IS RELEASED NEXT YEAR... >> 34 • ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY e www.egmmag.com Flaming Fur Ball or Radioactive Rabbit? Choose . your weapon wisely or you will be forever | subjected to a life of twisted animal testing. | Shackled together Spanx must use the |= indestructible Redmond as а weapon and tool =o, for escape from an ovil lab, 2 Гар fur Bal + Bunny Grinder * Radioactive Rabbit wi + Bunny Fuse b" UNNY CANNON ° Hare-sicle * Electro Static Rabbit • Hungry Bunny E A * Hare Clog „HELIUM f BUNNY * Tug-0-Rabbit عر‎ "ng 10 Ton Bunny • Bunny Cannon -Š Helium Bunny ——* |° Hyper Hare |+ Stuffed Rabbit HARE CLOG |» Chocolate Bunny Demolish everything from security Dip Redmond in toxic waste to poison Knock out the evil lab staff with _ OUT NOW! cameras to test equipment. enemies, electro-charge him to zap loads of combo attacks, , WhiplashGame.com attackers and more! — x X | Mild Violence p Е —— ve Comic Mischief F xeox cidos > PlayStation. Bun Рана ©2003 Eidos Inc. Whiplash, the Whiplash logo, Eidos and the Eidos logo are either trademarks or registered trademarks of Eidos Inc, Crystal Dynamics and the Crystal Dynamics logo are registered trademarks of Crystal Dynamics. "PlayStation" and the "PS" Family logo are registered trademarks of Sony Computer Entertainment Inc. Microsoft, Xbox, and the Xbox logos are either registered trademarks or trademarks of Microsoft Corporation in the U.S. and/or other countries and are used under license from Microsoft. The ratings icon is a registered trademark of the Entertainment Software Association. All rights reserved THAT Nintendo’s FEELING lets you bang on the drum all day intendo is looking to capture the hearts of professional and casual bongo play- ers across Japan with its newest Cube title, Donkey Konga. Co-devel- oped by Namco, Konga (which hits stores December 12) is actually a rip-off of Namco's own Taiko no Tatsujin, a Japanese taiko- drum arcade game so popular that it's already spawned two PS2 sequels Since it was first released in late 2002. Like Taiko, Konga uses a special drum controller (pictured above), but unlike that game, this can be played by up to four players simultaneously. That's a lot of drum-beatin’. Here's the deal: You hit the appropriate bongo along with the music as colored “notes” land at the far left of the screen (think Dance Dance Revolution tipped on its side). The more accurate the hit, the more points you'll rack up. Miss a beat or hit the drum at the wrong time and your score will take a dive. Occasionally, you'll even be required to clap instead of strik- ing the drum (your hits are picked up by Konga's minigames will entertain you when you're not jammin' on the skins. Larry approaches a lonely lass. >> ARGUABLY DUE TO LAGGING SALES, MOST RETAILERS IN THE U.S. NOW OFFER REBATES OF AS MUCH AS $100 ON THE USUALLY $299 NOKIA N-GAGE GAME SYSTEM/CELL PHONE... >> the drum controller's microphone). The song selection is a varied mix of enough game, anime, Japanese pop tunes, and TV themes to send the island nation into a frenzy. Among these infec- tious ditties are the Super Mario Bros. theme, the opening song from the latest Pokémon animated TV show, and Brahms" “Hungarian Dance.” Nintendo won't comment on a U.S. release of Konga, but its heavily Japanese-language song list means it would have to undergo some extensive localization before crossing the Pacific. 36 • ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY • www.egmmag.com GRUDGE MATCH Two fanboy favorites step in the ring — DUNGEONS & DRAG Put on your +3 Mail of Wisdom and tear off a hunk of Lembas bread, "cause we're pittin’ these two geek-tested, dork-approved game/movie series against each other, wizards-and-warriors style! AT THE MOVIES Knock-off mimics Classic superior, less- story retold by Marlon-Wayans- Hollywood's hottest employing stars and Liv Tyler action flicks Advantage: LOTR OPPOSITE-SEX APPEAL Alas, there’s just nothing attractive about a clutch of sweaty dudes in their par- ents’ basement rolling dice to determine what pretend-happens next Offer up Orlando Bloom in tights as an excuse for her to see the movie with you Advantage: LOTR MOST IMPRESSIVE VIDEOGAME OUTING incredible Baldur's Gate Advantage: D&D commendable Return of the King NES’s AD&D: Heroes of the Lance, featuring extra-durable dwarves Advantage: D&D FATE OF THE WORLD DEPENDS ON Alittle guy with a ring Advantage: LOTR (The odds do dis out а little better) Atari 2600's LOTR: Journey to Rivendell, featuring blocky representa- tions of Middle- earth’s finest А 20-sided die WINNER: EE GAMES electronics boutique’ PlayStation.c MATURE "Konami's slick 3D adaption of the classic Castlevania franchise is turning heads everywhere." - IGN.COM * The first episode of the Castlevania series that reveals the true origins of Dracula and the Belmont family. * Detailed 3D environment 4 brings the world of Castlevania to life. * Unparalleled graphics, legendary gameplay and huge enemies. HOW ТО Rockstar’s brings new levels of violence to stealth-action gaming. How will you survive the hunt? an hunting man. It's been the ing to see what the kids shouldn'tbe playing all out to kill you. The point? It's hunt or be games like Splinter Cell, sans the guns and theme of many a cinematic clas- this holiday season. hunted, and while you're trying to make it high-tech gadgets. "We've created a sense Sic, such as The Running Man and You play a death-row inmate scheduled out alive by any means necessary, the direc- of terror by making the player relatively Surviving the Game (starring master thespi- to receive a lethal injection, but instead of tor's gonna catch it all on film. It's a twisted weak, forced to run and hide from the ans Arnold Schwarzenegger and Ice-T, your eternal rest, you wake up to find your- tale brewed from twisted sources. “Ancillary hunters," says Hay. But don't be scared— respectively). Now, it's the subject of self as the star of some sick film director's influences include all sorts of popular cul- EGM is here to help. We dusted off this old Rockstar's latest foray into the controversial pet project. He’s bribed local authorities to ture,” says Lead Producer Andy Hay, “like hunting guide to give you an idea of how the world of mature gaming. Manhunt for PS2 section off a seedy part of Carcer City to use Marathon Man, Jacob's Ladder, SMM, gameplay will work. Use it wisely, and you should be out by the time you read this, and as his personal film set—only this urban Romper Stomper, and reality TV." Hey, Hay: just may live long enough to find out why if you're still in the dark about this gruesome playground is peppered with the most heart- Don't forget Arnie's The Running Man! you're in this mess to begin with. and violent stealth-action game, keep read- less, violent gangsters this side of Compton, The action is similar to other stealth —Dan "Shoe" Hsu Splinter Cell's stealthy Sam Fisher taught us to always bet on black, and the same philosophy applies here. Keep to the dark, shadowy areas (or hide around corners), and the shortsighted gang- sters won't know where to stick that meat cleaver. You can't go for stealth kills if you're prancing around the levels like a bat out of inner-city hell. Tiptoe a lot (and don't run unless you really have to), avoid noisy surfaces, and don't accidentally knock over that metal garbage can. Like in Konami's Metal Gear Solid games, a radar tells you where the bad guys are. It doesn't show how far they can see, but it does display sound. Make some noise, and a red circle will pulse out—if it reaches the enemies on your radar, you know your TV career's about to come to an end. Run and hide! Like a homicidal MacGyver, you can pick up com- mon everyday objects and use them to kill. See that plastic bag? Sneak up behind a hunter and quietly strangle him with it so you don't alert his buddies. You can also pick up enemy weapons— "everything from machetes to nail guns,” says Hay. ёф tions by Sean Tiffany >> SQUARE ENIX WILL RELEASE A 3D REMAKE OF THE -BIT RPG DRAGON WARRIOR V FOR PS2 THIS SPRING IN JAPAN. THERE'S NO COMMENT ON A U.S. RELEASE RIGHT NOW... >> 38 • ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY « www.egmmag.com | | J Trapped in a Virtual Reality World! 2 KONAMI aaa ia. Two heroes in two The Egyptian God Real-time strategic Monsters get stronger different stories, play Monsters await within action combined with 3- with battle and learn as Yugi or Kaiba to The Kingdom! on-3 monster battles! awesome special and combination attacks! escape the VR world! EVERYONE Fantasy Violence NINTENDO @ САМЕСИВЕ. ESRB CONTENT RATING www.esrh.org Konami and “The Falsebound Kingdom’ are trademark ог registered trademarks of KONAMI CORPORATION. ©2003 KONAMI CORPORATION. ™, @ and Nintendo GameCube are trademarks of Nintendo. The ratings icon is a trademark of the Interactive Digital Software Association. All rights reserved. INSTANT EXPERT: A no-fuss guide to nabbing an arcade machine == t's every gamer's dream to bring home the arcade experi- ence, but just like earning a top score in Pac-Man, coin-op shopping needs a plan of attack. Here's yours: Where the coin-ops dwell... You can follow three paths when stalking your coin-op. Each varies in convenience, selection, and average cost per machine. Net auctions Price range: $200-$1,200 Arcade dealers sell on eBay, but they'll hit you with massive freight costs, and you'll often have to pick up the unit at your airport's shipping- receiving bay. 5 See the burn: Before you buy, check the screen for burned-in images. 7> DAVE MIRRA MA Wonder years: The glory days of the local game room may be gone forever—so why not relive them at home, without all the greasy teens? Live auctions Price range: $25-$2,500 Companies such as Super Auctions (www.superauctions.com) and U.S. Amusement Auctions (www.usamusement. com) tour the United States weekly and are a great way to score cheap units. Because these outfits often buy coin-ops in bulk from bankrupt amusements parks, repairs and replacement parts are often required. Local dealers Price range: $800-$4,000 While you'll drop the most cash at a nearby dealer, it's typically worth the extra expense. These mom-and-pop setups usu- ally sell like-new refurbished units, so you don't have to worry about repairs. Check under "Amusements" in your local Yellow Pages. Scan the used-arcade-game section of www.namcoarcade.com to see if any Namco game rooms are selling coin-ops in your neighborhood. 40 • ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY • www.egmmag.com ر You be JAMMA'’in’ If you lack cash and crave a lot of games, you're best off buying arcade boards on eBay or at online specialists like www.videoconnect.com and www.gwtrading.com. These clunky mounds of microchips can run as little as $10. You'll just need a cabinet com- patible with JAMMA—the interface standard for most arcade games. Or, if you don't need the full-cabinet experience, get a SuperGun (aka SuperNova) or similar JAMMA kit that connects arcade boards right to your television. They run between $200 and $300 at sites like www.massystems. com or www.gwtrading.com. These kits aren't as impressive as full-scale coin- ops, but at least you'll have room in your apartment for furniture. —Jon M. Gibson JAMMA board MAK OLD SCHOOL 10 years ago in EGM Е On the Cover: Mortal Kombat II Many a fan’s favorite installment of the | Mortal Kombat series anded coverside this a 'y/move list inside | for the (at the time) brand-new | Game of the Month | Mega Man X (SNES) Capcom’s first 16-bit Mega Man title, the first entry in the X series. garnered top praise from our Review Crew this month, scoring four nines (out of 10). Crew vet Ed Semrad declared, “The action and Believe it! The Engine That Couldn't The first specs and release details on NEC's PC Engine FX and Sony's PS-X (aka PlayStation) were revealed in this issue. We now know which system triumphed and which failed miserably due to a glut of anime dating sims instead of real games, but back then, anything seemed possible. | The Joy | of Six | Fans of Sega’s Genesis had strug- gled with just three but- | tons for long enough! | Ten years ago, the compa- ny rel d a six-button con- troller in pad and joystick flavors, perfect for fighting games that ired more buttons to tap. ERU UIT TE s The fortunes of German pilots everywhere are about to take a severe . downturn. In this intense WWII flight-action game, from Secret affe? TIE-Fighter® and X-Wing® creator Lawrence п a secret, fighter squadron. 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No product, person or establishment appearing or mentioned in this game has endorsed this game or any of the actions described or displayed herein or is in any way associated with Rockstar Games, In ШШ AFTERTHOUGHTS: RETURN OF THE KING An inside look at the creation of the one game made to rule them all etween the two Lord of the Rings games (last year’s The Two Towers and the recently released Return of the King), it seems like Electronic Arts wants to ruin all of your preconceived notions about licensed games. You know, the ones about them all sucking? We spoke with Executive Producer Neal Young about the making of Return of the King in an effort to find out what exactly makes EA's Lord of the Rings game franchise so bright, so beautiful, ѕо...ргесідиѕ55..... EGM: For what kind of gaming audi- ence did you design Return of the King? We ask because it’s a pretty damn difficult game. Неа! Young: We made it for the main- stream. But my personal belief is that the mainstream is a gamer audience. [I don't think there's] much delineation [between them]. | can't remember a time when there wasn’t a game machine in my house, so I'd consider myself to be a gamer. | don’t play 20 hours a week; | play outside of my job, maybe two to four hours a week. We ultimately built it for us, the types of players that we are, because we feel that we're representative of gamers out there. Buried Treasure Return of the King is rife [ with unlockable extras, from extra playable chai bu ters and bonus levels to interviews with the actors from the film. For instance, once you beat the game, you can then play any stage as any character; heroes Merry, Pippin, and Faramir become available; and an endurance challenge opens up. But what else is hidden inside? We asked Executive Producer Neal Young if, sa able Gollum might exist in the game, but he only gave us a tantalizing, “You know, | don't think | can comment on that! EGM: It’s got some really tough spots, though! Like defending Minas Tirith. NY: Yeah, there are key moments in a game that you want to make challenging. If you don’t have those, you run the risk of allowing users to blow through [it in only a few days]. We shouldn't build games that are unnecessarily difficult or frustrating, though. The way we compen- sated for that in Return of the King was by offering different paths, so [if people got stuck they] could go onto one of the other three paths. EGM: Were there any ground rules from New Line Cinema as far as what you could or couldn’t do in the game? NY: There weren’t ground rules per se. It was important for everyone to have something that wasn’t rubbish, and the filmmakers had a lot of faith in us so we had a lot of freedom. [We met with movie director Peter Jackson] several times and he gave us a lot of insight into where the film was going, and that [allowed us] to make sure the game was consistent with where he was taking [the films]. EGM: Were there any level ideas that weren’t possible for some reason or couldn't make it into the game? NY: Oh, yeah! There were a lot. When we started, the level count was around 22, and we ended up with about 14, including [unlockable stages]. [Some of the levels] didn't really fit into the framework. EGM: OK, now you've piqued our curiosity. You can't tease like that and not tell us, so...what were some of the cut levels like? МҮ: We had a vertical-ascent level with Frodo, Sam, and Gollum climbing away from the Witch King. But we felt like it might end up feeling like a gimmicky bonus level. Helm's Deep was originally two levels; the first half you played as Aragorn, and the second half you played as Gandalf. We cut that idea to really focus on Gandalf, because | wanted the > 46 • ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY • www.egmmag.com THE UPCOMING ENHANCED JAPANESE RE-RELEASE OF FINAL FANTASY X-2 WILL INCLUDE A NEW MODE IN WHICH MONSTERS CAN BE CAPTURED AND BRED. DON'T EXPECT IT HERE. I'm not a diva, but I play one on TV. © press start: afterthoughts $ ¿Quién és más macho? ¿Samwise _ 0 Frodo? ¡Samwise es más macho! ` [The next game] is going to be the next evolution in action-adventure titles. —Return of the King Executive Producer Neal Young first thing that you saw in Return of the King to be different than what you saw in The Two Towers. There was a battle with Saruman at Orthanc, which we [didn’t have time to put in, and] an ascent to Mount Doom. We just couldn't figure out a compelling game mechanic for that level other than "all stealth, all the time," and at the end of the day, that felt like something that wouldn't fit with the core gameplay. There was a level that we called "Minas Tirith Clean-up" that we didn't even start on. It took place after the bat- tle of Pelennor Fields. As the army of the dead [appears], Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli were to enter Minas Tirith and deal with all the leftover orcs, Uruk-Hai, trolls, and worgs. And originally the first half of the Witch King battle had Gandalf fighting him. | cut that because the design just wasn’t working. through characters [and hit foes behind them] since it’s mithril. And Aragorn has an upgrade that sets enemies on fire and shoots fireballs in eight directions. EGM: All right, one last thing. Finish this joke for us: “So, a dwarf, human, and elf walk into a bar...” OK...so the barman says to Aragorn, “What can | get for you...your short friend...and the lady?” EGM: Thank you very much, folks. He'll be here all week. Neal Young, every- body! [Applause]. ё% —dJoe Fielder EGM: What are the best upgrades you can get in the game? The Orc Hewer is the first upgrade that you can get, and it’s actually very good to have. You can buy time exten- sions to your character’s special abilities, and the most valuable of those is Gandalf's “Super Monkey Ball” shield, as we call it [Editor's Note: the shield forms a spherical spell around the character, protecting you and damaging enemies). Legolas has a two-shot mithril arrow upgrade, which fires two shots at the same time and allows you to shoot Check out an extended version of our Return of the King Afterthoughts interview at extra.egmmag.com. Now that Return of the King is out, you might guess that'd be the end of Lord of the Rings games. Мо mein fre- und. In fact, a new game— entitled The Lord of the Ring is due out by the end of next year. We asked Executive Producer Neal Young what to expect from it. “It’s going to be the next evolution in action-adventure titles," said Young. ort of an extrapolation of what we've been build- ing so far, but it starts to introduce some interesting shifts. The idi n't to just take you back through the fiction again, but to give you some other char- acters who you might not expect to be able to play, and really extend the mul- tiplayer features, develop the online feature, and do some other things." >> ACTIVISION ANNOUNCED THAT IT'S CREATING MOBILE PHONE VERSIONS OF POLICE GAME TRUE CRIME AND WWII SHOOTER CALL OF DUTY. NO RELEASE DATE WAS GIVEN... >> 48 • ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY * www.egmmag.com EE PlayStation, EVERYONE Disco Stars. One of 12 EyeToy: Play games that makes you the star. EyeToy puts you on-screen and its motion-tracking technology puts. you in charge, letting your body control the action. Everyone can watch. Anyone can play. And you can be on the TV. PLAY IN DURS Violence LIVE IN YOUR WXRLD. — Screen is simulated. EyeToy™: Play. Game © 2003 Sony Computer Entertainment Europe. Developed by London Studios. EyeToy and EyeToy: Play are trademarks of Sony Computer Entertainment Europe. All rights reserved. "PlayStation" and the Family logo are registered trademarks of Sony Computer Entertainment Inc. “Live In Your World. Play In Ours." is a trademark of Sony Computer Entertainment America Inc. THE ne multibillion-buck compa- ny’s defunct-hardware trash is another niche group of tech-minded gamers’ treasure. Maybe you thought that the experimental age of Dreamcast died with kooky life- game Seaman or that Atari 2600 is too archaic a console to connect to modern boob tubes. But a loyal clutch of clas- sic gamers still sees life in these old consoles and has been Frankensteining the most unlikely games together with their uncanny development powers. Have a look at a small cross section of this pulsing underground movement. Because if you’ve never herded sheep in a homemade Dreamcast game that stars a purple-haired shepherd, you haven’t lived. —Jon Dudlak Smashes and Toad, both on Game Pack #1. ColecoVision Game Pack #1 System: ColecoVision Developer: Daniel Bienvenu Where to get it: www.gooddealgames.com for $40 Publisher Good Deal Games is hardcore. You've got to be if you're publishing garage- crafted efforts for consoles that have been commercially dead for 20 years. Maybe you remember EGM highlighting Good Deal's Bug Blasters: The Exterminators and Star Strike for the Sega CD last year (both $30 at gooddealgames.com). But this new collec- tion of one-off ColecoVision diversions reaf- А1 mum‏ ف You can buy the game for 10 bucks less‏ without the magnificent box, but why?‏ >> CODING HOMEBREW GAMES GETTING TOO EASY FOR YA? STEP UP TO BUILDING YOUR OWN CONSOLE. WWW.XGAMESTATION.COM IS TAKING PREORDERS FOR ITS $99 16-BIT KI firms our suspicions that these guys are not in this for the money. “Videogame preservation,” Good Deal rep Michael Thomasson says, “is Good Deal Games’ primary goal. If we did not release these titles, some would be lost forever, and that is a portion of videogame history that would never be told.” Sure, we vaguely remember some his- torically significant games about amphib- ians crossing busy highways and capsule- shaped paddles breaking through blocks. But now you can play Toad, Smashes, and a dozen other games on one convenient cartridge for your handy ColecoVision con- sole. OK, so there's nothing handy about it, but the box art is way rad. Check out Good Deal's website to learn what else is cook- ing, including indie-developed titles for the ѕ0000-йеай Philips CD-i and Vectrex, upcoming games for Dreamcast and TurboGrafx-16, and how to program your own ColecoVision games. Everything Atari Systems: Atari 2600, 5200, 7800, Jaguar Where to get it: www.atariage.com People were pissed when Pitfall Harry went оп to lamer, more random adventures in Super Pitfall on NES. But it's never too late to set things right. As we speak, crack teams of coders are crafting unofficial sequels like Adventure Il, oddball hybrids like JoustPong, trace-the-lines action games like Painter, and really weird stuff like man-versus-nature sim Tree Hugger for every system that bore the Atari name, from the 2600 to the portable Lynx and the ill-fated Jaguar. The cartridges even come in pro-looking boxes with spiffy manuals. 50 • ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY • www.egmmag.com Painter (Jaguar CD) and Tree Hugger (2600). Feet of Fury System: Dreamcast Developer: Cryptic Allusion Where to get it: www.goatstore.com for $20 If you're that guy who people come to watch play Dance Dance Revolution at the local teen center, it's time to try something else. Feet of Fury expands the DDR concept into a more competitive game laden with power-ups and performance-altering items that make not screwing up even more criti- cal. It's surprisingly rockin’ for a homemade project—more fun than you'd expect from a publisher called “Goat Store.” You can even load up your own music and step rou- tines for a truly customized game. && Trade out your dance pad or controller for a DC keyboard and play a Feet of Fury mode that tests typing skills. Try that in DDR. the Indie developers have given Dreamcast an active afterlife. Visit homebrew.dcemulation.com to down- load dozens of DC games (the niftiest three are below). No big budgets here—just cool, free stuff for you to play between new-release Tuesdays. Smash DC А competent clone of the 1 ultraviolent arcade hit Smash TV. You'll have to build your own whacked-out double- joystick controller, though. Bloop It’s a simple target shooter, but it’s got lightgun sup- port. 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Checking tn on ince hitting the 3D era, the Sonic series has drifted a bit from its fast-paced action roots. Some feared that the latest game, Sonic Heroes, would be just another fuzzy-animal-driven treasure hunt lining the walls of your local game store, or that its new character-swap- ping team system would put the focus more on head-scratchin’ strategy than manic action. But amazingly, Sonic Heroes (due in January for PS2, Xbox, and GC) is a step in the opposite direction, offering more sheer breakneck thrills than any title since the sepia-tinted days of the Sega Genesis. The team system—which lets you control a group of three characters, each with his or her own skills—offers a handful of new tac- tics, but Sonic Heroes has little patience for puzzles that can't be solved at 200 mph. The primary function of teammates is to maintain your momentum—by switching to your speedy hero for straightaways, your flier for Just because you're para- noid doesn’t mean a huge spiked wheel isn’t after you. pits, and your brawler for enemies. And since you can change your team leader on the fly with a single button tap, Heroes rarely gives you a reason to stand still. Each of the four teams plays slightly dif- ferent versions of the game's 14 levels. The stages for Team Sonic (populated by series mainstays Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles), Team | of Team Chaotix (the obscure Espio, Vector, and Charmy), whose quests are reminiscent of the Knuckles/Rouge gem hunts in Sonic Adventure 2. And while the other characters fit predictable Sonic-Knuckles-Tails molds, purple chameleon Espio can use throwing stars and turn invisible—which makes him the breakout star of the game. Dark (manned by the lesser-known Shadow, Rouge, and Omega), and Team Rose (remember Amy, Big, and Cream?) are all high-speed action-adventures—and there's even one major alternative: When you're ready for a bit of exploration, you can Choose the ninja detective rock stars (really) 1 The special stages are all about speed. That adventure aside, Sonic Heroes looks like a return to form, providing old-school visceral thrills not seen in half a decade. Now if Sega could only do something about the seizure-inducing pitch of the characters’ voices... ёф —Casey Loe Sonic Team’s last experiment with team-based gameplay was the little- seen Knuckles Chaotix, a title beloved by all 19 people who purchased Sega’s 32X add-on for the Genesis. In it, Knuckles and a second character attached to him by a rubber-band-like magical force must thwart Eggman’s plans. Heroes thankfully abandons Chaotix’s plodding style of gameplay but pays homage to the game by including three of its four supporting characters: Espio the Chameleon, Vector the Crocodile, and Charmy Bee. Mighty the Armadillo, alas, is MIA. Even Big’s nifty /ron Monkey umbrella tricks can’t erase the emotional scars caused by his fishing levels in Sonic Adventure, ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY • www.egmmag.com • 51 EGM INTERNATIONAL Games gone wild: loo weird for America! ————— WEM a PaRappa's papa brings more freaky fun with Mojib Ribbon The latest PS2 game from PaRappa the Rapper creator Masaya Matsuura, Mojib Ribbon (avail- able now), takes a departure from music and delves instead into the world of Japanese cal- ligraphy. Your typographically inclined little guy walks around a circular ribbon as you press up or down on the right thumbstick to put words in their correct places—think Dance Dance Revolution trapped inside a dictionary. The bet- ter your timing, the more beautiful your pen- manship. Messing up costs you ink, though, and the game’s over when you run out. Like Matsuura's cult hit Vib Ribbon, there's not much to Mojib, but it's addictive even if you have no knowledge of the Japanese language, and the brushwork graphics are mesmerizing in motion. Teach a polar bear to sing in Kuma Uta. You heard us We see lots of odd concepts here at EGM International, but this one...wow. The star of Kuma Uta (Bear Song) for the PS2 is a polar bear, which for reasons never really explained, you must train to become a star in the world of traditional Japanese ballads, or enka. You help the bear as it crafts each tune, teaching it words, switching around lyrics, and suggesting “feels” for its music (nostalgic, popish, melan- choly, etc.). Then you watch your furry friend perform, complete with synthetic voice and fab- ulous costuming. If you've come up with a cork- er, you can even send the video to your friends via the PS2 Network Adaptor. A damn shame we'll never see an English version of this one. OVERHEARD “f I'd wanted а that comput- er game bulls***, I'd have gone home and stuck my dick in my Nintendo.” —Kill Bill Director Quentin Tarantino talking with Empire magazine about computer effects in movies “Fugitive Hunter COMbINES my personal experi- ences of living in a crime-ridden ghetto with actual research data from the FBI, the U.S. Marine Corps, and the Santa Monica Police Department.” —John Botti, president and CEO of Hunter developer Black Ops, keepin’ it real “We are targeting selling several million N-Gage units in 2004.” —Nokia spokesman Kari Tuutti in a Reuters story. Independent research firm Arcadia Research reported that fewer than 5,000 N-Gages were sold in the product's first week in America >> CAPCOM WILL BE BRINGING ITS PS2/GAMECUBE CARTOON-SHADED RACING GAME AUTO MODELLISTA TO XBOX THIS JANUARY, COMPLETE WITH ONLINE PLAY... >> 52 © ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY • www.egmmag.com a7 — Critics agree, Armed & Dangerous is the killer game of the season. жж xxx “nonstop action"- Maxim «x жж: - Stuff Gamer 9 out of 10; “It’s like there's a party in your mind, and everyone's invited!”- GMR * balls-to-the-wall action. Expect all manner of destructive mayhem."- PC Gamer “A combatfest armed with a sense of humor"- Rolling Stone “So over-the-top, we can’t help but love it."- Alternative Press — The way it's —. a € |2VIDIA Y meant to be played" CD-ROM xeox [SOFTWARE] STUDIOS Strong Language тц Suggestive Themes ESRB Game Experience May Change During Online Play. fn the United States and/or othe THUG™ stars YOU as a skate punk out to make it big. 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VNVIW JO анОм5`рәләвән subu гусыл “ОЭ XINI SHVNOS £002 © uloo'opuejulu'MWWopueluN £002 © 'opuejuiN jo 5зиешәред әле ЖП ИН О, ik у /J] | Í УМУ о ) QR TTE NI il Jig ы Шр | | d m E e E ne^ ШИ E L 0 | | i Ш اج TIU‏ i WEZ Sy д у" а | |}, VA N PAN f», Wes | (Л 7 PL: © press start SHOW AND TELL: NINJA Director lomonobu Itagaki demos his Ninja ever piss off a ninja. That’s * М something the Vigor Empire— ^ М after ransacking ninja-to-be Ryu Hayabusa’s village and massacring 1^... all the people һе cared for—is about to learn. But their mistake is our gain, since Xbox owners can take contro! of \ Ryu this December as he slashes his | ; way to vengeance, carcass after blood- led carcass, in Tecmo’s Ninja Gaiden. ` Perhaps you recognize the name from the classic '80s side-scrolling series? Well, good for you. Now forget all that. This game tosses aside the old story line and serves instead as a prequel to Ryu's stint іп Tecmo's Dead t orAlive fighting series. — S Li ` Ryu hasn't become а master ninja yet," says en . Baiden's Director +!) Tomonobu Itagaki. ТР As Ninja Gaiden opens, Ryu is setting out on his final training mission. After clearing out the game’s introductory forest-stronghold level, he’s told of the tragedy that has befallen his village. When Ryu returns home (via, um, blimp), the enemy closes in. (“Ninjas are supposed to he stealthy,” jokes Itagaki, “so he shouldn't have been found so easily, but....”) ў A Even with Gaiden's release fast j approaching, Itagaki is reluctant to divulge much more about the game's _ story. “That would take the joy away from you,” he says. Instead, we con- vinced him to give us a fray-by-fray analysis of a few screenshots... —Chris Johnston "Here, you see Ryu 4 slashing a Ghul [a giant [je mummy that drags a Су | huge weapon—usually a morning star = | огап ax] with his Japanese sword, J^ Ryuken. Legend has it the Ryuken was forged from a dragon's fang. The mas- | ter of the Hayabusa clan has passed it down from generation to generation. Ryu is performing a Smash Down attack with the blade while in the mid- dle of a combo. This graveyard areais Mi found toward the beginning of the Vigor Empire's underground world.” 58 * ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY * www.egmmag.com. | out here! Ryu’s fight- 1 ing a lone Gallas, a _ like a dinosaur but ; an odd-shaped | obtained during his batien “Ah, yes. This is inside the Lava Cave, another part of the underground world of the Vigor Empire. You'll reach this area in the latter part of the story, but there’s still a long way to go from here. Ryu is a master with the nun- chaku and is showing off his skill with it here. It’s a convenient weapon, easy to carry and handle with speed. By the way, in Gaiden, you have [more than] 10 prima- ry and six secondary weapons.” “This is the Ice Cave—it's very cold creature that looks used to be a human. They’re very fierce! Ryu is winding up for a straight down swing with the War Hammer, weapon that belongs to Rachel [a female warrior you'll meet in the дате.” в. "This one's pretty interesting—Ryu is attacking а Ghul. It's been decap- ш | TI; “This is Smougan—a lava dragon. He's the boss of the Lava Cave = itated by his last attack, but that's actually minor damage for them. Ryu is | underneath the Vigor Empire headquarters. He was sleeping, but as you —— in the middle of a combo maneuver using Dabilahro, a huge sword he | | can see he’s been woken up and isn’t too happy about it. a. [ SPOILER МЕн f s Hans is ДеП in Ed ше aragon Е бы (>) press start CELEBRITY GAMER: HUNGER FORCE The fast food that plays together... urn your t crank to Cartoon Network’s Adult Swim programming block late on a Sunday night and you're likely to see the comedic adventures of fast- food heroes-at-large, the Aqua Teen Hunger Force. They are the motley group of Master Shake, resi- dent egoist and a-hole; Frylock, the calm voice of reason; and Meatwad, the dimmest bulb of the bunch. Confused? Don’t worry—it’s not supposed to make sense. Currently nearing the end of a new season of episodes, and with a just-released first-season DVD set, the Force (with the help of Cartoon Network scribes Dave Willis and Matt Maiellaro) took time out of their busy schedules to sit down and talk games with us. EGM: Which videogames do the Aqua Teens like to chill out with on the weekends, in your free time? What’s the popular one? It’s the one where you drive around with the gun, shooting people who don’t look like you. That one. | like that one. We got us an Atari 2600 we got off the curb. Someone jammed a chocolate bar in it and it’s filled with ants. So we play Antkiller. Only this time, the game is real. That's what the box would say. ЕСМ: Hmm, sounds...fun. Moving on, who’s the best gamer in the house? Frylock, 'cause he got all the best games. He done owns a comput- , er with real electricity. D Every time | try to play Antkiller on my Atari, | ` gotta go to the hospital. And we ain't got insurance. а EGM: Antkiller high scores aside, what would you say is your most mem- orable gaming moment? There’s so much more to life than just “gaming moments.” Have you ever tried discovering the treasures to be found at your public library? Have you ever tried to defeat the Gorn boss on the fifth level of Gornicopia? No. I haven't. Me neither, because you refuse to purchase it. It's free online! People are stealing all day over there. It's like I’m living with a cop. | like learning games. Learn to stay out of my way. Get that game. В The Mo EGM: Tell us—what's the worst game you've ever played? Fun With Math. | found it to be nei- ther fun nor mathematical, and | find it sad that anyone would play it. It’s like they made it for а 3-year old. | need 9mm laser- sighted action and bombs and boobs, and the man with the gun is the god. EGM: Speaking of that, do you think there’s a connection between violent videogames and real-life violence? I've read academic studies that (A Clockwise from left: Aqua Teens Frylock, Master Shake, and Meatwad le invaders (right) set fire to a dresser filled with infinitely excellent pornography while Meatwad looks on. have made the connection between virtual violence and— How is that right? It is impossible to order a plasma pulse rifle exactly like Duke Nukem's anywhere, апа I’ve checked. And that makes me mad. It’s like the world is rigged against me. But | will show them... EGM: Lastly, Frylock—what's with the jewel on your back? Can we touch it? What jewel? And no, you can’t. &% — Chris Johnston >> EA SPORTS’ COVER CURSE CONTINUES: INJURIES FROM A CAR ACCIDENT WILL SIDELINE NHL 2004 SPOKESMAN/ATLANTA THRASHERS’ ALL-STAR DANY HEATLEY FOR THE SEASON.... >> 60 * ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY • www.egmmag.com M NY TAKE COVER: TAK Strong Language ote Violence ча Qs Kill switch™ & © 2003 Namco Hometek Inc. All rights reserved, Microsoft, Xbox and ihe KOOK logos are either registered trademarks or trademarks of Microsoft Corporation in the U.S. and/ar other countries and are used under license from Microsoft. All rights reserved. * PlayStation" ill РА ard Па “PS” Family logo are тода trademarks of Sony Computer Entertainment ine The tings Ea а ийге! trademark o пе Entertainment Software Associaton. A other trademarks and tade names are the propres of heir respective omes killswitch.com Its bullet time all the time in n a ballad of blood and bullets, the world around me slows to a crawl. To my left, an armed thug, clad in Armani. To my right, Mr. Armani’s five friends. They stand, aiming at me, but I'm faster. Much faster. | dive through the air, hands out, guns raised, and pull the trig- gers. Who am I? Max Payne—the hard- boiled lead of Max Payne 2: The Fall of Max the prime suspect in a murder case, leav- ing Max to choose between the badge or the broad. But Cupid hasn't completely changed our old pal Max. In fact, Max Payne 2 doesn't dramatically mess with the original's bullet-ridden formula. (The game's length, for instance, still clocks in at a scant six to 10 hours.) Yet, in retrospect, playing the two games back-to-back (the Payne. Due this December for PS2 and Xbox, this trigger-happy third-person shoot- er follows our good-cop-gone-mad as he tries to pull himself away from his sordid past...but that past just won't let go. Case in point: Mona Sax, the femme fatale who graced Max's original adventure, has reemerged, drawing Payne back into a world of deceit and mystery. Seems Mona's E Max is quite a little mess maker. >> REMEMBER RENT A HERO NO.1, THE XBOX GAME WE REVIEWED IN OUR PC versions, at least—we haven't tried the sequel's console editions yet, which are reportedly very similar), it's obvious nearly every detail has been given a new layer of polish. Max Payne 2 boasts a tighter story and sharper textures, and the environments feel more alive, thanks to more interactive objects—boxes tumble, oil cans roll, and enemies keel over realistically. Instead of ~The cast is played by actors now, instead of squinty-eyed designers. 62 * ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY • www.egmmag.com falling straight through solid walls like in the last game, corpses will bend and slump over like so many rag dolls. As before, the most stunning visual effect in Max Payne 2 is bullet time, the slow-motion gameplay mechanic that allows you to dodge enemy gun spray and target foes while hurling yourself through the air. There are now two levels of bullet time for various situations: The original shoot-dodge, as well as a new 2.0 version that allows you to move slightly faster while tinging the screen їп а д beautifully bronzed glow. And like gumdrops dusted with arsenic, Max hasn't lost his penchant for waxing poetic in his pulp-style voiceovers, using wordy, overwrought metaphors. Depending on what you thought of the original's writing, it's as charming or annoying as ever. ёф —Johnny Liu Women are nothing but trouble. In Max Payne 2, at least. (Cough, cough.) Mad Maxx Retired former World Championship Wrestler “Maxx Payne” is suing the various makers of Max Payne for char- a acter infringement. We're not lawyers (thank God), but this lawsuit brings up several questions: Does Maxx Payne work in crime enforcement? Can Maxx Payne slow down time? Does Max Payne do any wrassling in this sequel? Guess it’s up to the judge, but we know our verdict. IST ISSUE? WELL, ITS U.S. RELEASE HAS BEEN DELAYED INDEFINITELY, SO IT'S UNLIKELY YOU'LL PLAY ІТ... >> When it comes to singing, you may already be a winner. Find out with the first karaoke video game that actually judges your vocal talents. Karaoke Revolution" turns you into a star and your PlayStation?2 into an interactive i : * pnis PLAYSTATION'2 karaoke machine, complete with scoring, training and a built-in audience. AKARAOKE MACHINE Sing along with 35 hit songs, including chart-toppers popularized by dn Michelle Branch, R.E.M., Avril Lavigne, Nickelback, Barenaked Ladies and more. It's the ultimate party game with multiplayer for up to 8 of your friends, so step up to the mic and discover how well you carry a tune. And just how much fun agony can be. EVERYONE * Visit www.esrb.or А for more ratings | p PlayStation.e MHARMONI!IX KONAMI information. i ESRB CONTENT RATING ___www.esrb.org 2 www.konami.com/usa © 2003 KONAMI, КОМА! Music Systems, Inc. “PI nd KARAOKE REVOLUTION™ are either trademarks or registered trademarks of KONAMI CORPORATION. Developed by Harmonix Music Systems. Harmonix is a registered trademark of Harmonix ion” and the -PS' Family logo are registered trademarks of Sony Computer Entertainment Inc. The ratings icon is a trademark of the interactive Digital Software Association. РРР ТТА LLIA "O Miooron.- iM Ша ПЕК. | PRODUCTS RANGE FROM | RATING PENDING | ® & © 2003 Paramount Pictures. All rights reserved. Solivare N 2003 Atari, a Y Ratings icon is a trademark of the Interactive Digital Software | their respective owners. “PlayStation” and the “PS” Family log papz TAT E SR Visit www.esrb.org or Official Seal are trademarks af Nintendo. © 2001 Nintendo. Microsoft, Xbox, sociation. All trademarks re registered trademarks = Entertainment Inc. Licensed, by Nintendo. Nintendo, Game Boy; Game Boy Advance: Nintend 1 and the Xbox logos call 1-800-771-3772 tered trademarks or trademarks qu Microsoft Corporation in the United States and/or other countries and for more ratings information. under license from Migro t's stealth... and damned (f tt doesn't sa tke 2/7 EXCEMEIM JAME Arnd there can NEVEI Be enaugh stealth gaming” — Official Xbox Magazine, August 2003 Guide your MF team through Choose from a wide variety of action sequences inspired Ly he MF gadgets and weapors. pd weapons in his РЛАР Asena” D ате иара а "Mere very excited,” — Game Informe, August 2007 www. Ml-game.com Fantasy leagues, meet video games. Video games, meet fantasy leagues. a EVERYONE (yoo; SSM 3 | SPORTS CONTENT RATED BY ESRB | INTRODUCING XSN SPORTS It's time to stake your claim at the highest level. To your 7 > | friends, your family or anyone around the world. XSN Sports allows you to play sports games in a — 29 | “ә | whole new way by merging them with the highly competitive world of fantasy leagues. Create s € | Ў | | online tournaments, drafts and leagues. Check out the stats on your PC. Play anyone, anytime, Е 1 V — | бо» | | \ anywhere on the Xbox Live™ service. With an extensive portfolio of games, XSN Sports goes beyond the playing field, giving you more control than ever. Step up and show the world what you've got. 256 “МВА @ it's good to play togethe om Slam cross-courts, cross-country. Plow your way to the number one seed. Fall in love with... the graphics. EVERYONE CONTENT RATED BY ESR gamexstudios "Quiet Please"? Puh-leez! Let's dispense with the formality shall we? Top Spin" is a tennis game that isn't afraid to play it like it is. All the excitement of baseline battles, diving volleys and temper tantrums is in your hands. Grab a court on the Xbox Live™ service and serve up back-handed comments along with vicious backhands. Hit the 'net and use XSN Sports on your PC to track your current world ranking. Whether you play as Sampras, Kournikova, Hewitt or yourself, you'll have to take risks to be crowned king of the court. аз Just don't try any between-the-legs shots at home. it's good to play together xbox.com/topspin XSNsports.com req computer, Internet connection a scription to Xbox Live, Additional fe Xbox 1e XSN Sports logo, the Microsoft Game Studios logo and Xbox Live are either register is a trademark of the Interactive Entertainment Ratings Board. The names of actual products and c nt Downloads. marks of the № in may be tra ay apply for C trademarks or ti nies menti ©) press start HITTIN’ ttention joypad jockeys: All that couch-potato time could pay off. Just ask sae iore champ Dennis “Thresh” Fong. | “Gaming was just a hobby,” he: mentsvand E the money started rolling in.” Fong = used his winnings and fame to ture investors to several Web ventures, including UltimateArena.com, which lets anyone play PC games competitively for real money, just like Fong did. In fact, competitive gamers today have many ways to get into the play-for-cash- and-loot racket. On the console side, they can join Major League Gaming, which holds nationwide tournaments for Halo, Madden, Gran Turismo 3, and Soul Calibur Il. Participants at its recent Halo event walked away with 10,000 bucks. PC fans have more options, including playing for Reeps meg PLAYDIRT How to use your game skills to рау ће bills 4 says. "Then I - " S ie -A ning tourna- Tie i ei Oh, wait—this is his other car. Game-champ Fong's other car is a the bustling Cyberathlete Professional League (www.cyberathlete.com). Factor in upstart outfits like the Global Gaming League and event-based tourneys at QuakeCon and the World Cyber Games, and skilled players have ample chance to nab some green—especially if they land on a corporate-sponsored team. And if you really want to bank on your Skills, try YouPlayGames.com; which lets players wager on multiplayer matches. Whil ambling hardly seems legit, ñt has yet to get involved. though; competition for top slots is Hit these sites to join the play-for-pay game... The only console-specific group, Major League Gaming is hosting tour- neys across the country. Fong’s own site lets you put your money where your mouse is and wager оп your game skills. Similar to Ultimate Arena, this site’ll have you win- ning or losing cash based on your playing abilities. CHARTS TOP 10 BEST-SELLING GAMES FOR SEPTEMBER 2003 2 Final Fantasy Tactics Advance GBA, Nintendo 3 Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2004 PS2, EA Sports 4 Soul Calibur II PS2, Namco 5 Soul Calibur II GC, Namco PS2, Rockstar 7 Soul Calibur II XB, Namco ESPN NFL Football XB, EA Sports 9 Madden NFL 2004 XB, EA Sports 10 SOCOM: U.S. Navy SEALs PS2, Sony CEA ТОР 10 GAME RENTALS FOR THE WEEK ENDING 10/19/03 29 For questions about potential payoffs; however (“The Ferrari 1 won still-sits in my parking lot, looking real pretty,” affirms Fong), we: figure a few of you will rise to the challenge. “Now that gaming has become more mainstream,” Fong says, “lots of professional leagues exist. |. was once the enn. Now there are f P. — Scott Steinberg Source: NPD TRSTS Video Games BUSTER The Global Gaming League recruits hot-dog players and has them compete for cash. їсһае! Sexton 2 Madden NFL Football 2004 PS2, EA Sports LI'L PREVIEWS: FOR SNEAKERS AND STABBERS 3 Jak Il PS2, Sony CEA NBA Live 2004 PS2, EA Sports Photograph by чш The Simpsons: Hit & Run PS2, VU Games Conflict: Desert Storm II THE BARD'S TALE PS2, XB, GC • TBA • Late 2004 — In this tale of a lecher- ous, smartass bard capable of drinking incredible quantities of ale and summoning crea- ture companions with song, p| you chase skirts, slay mon- jj sters, and mock genre con- ventions in an action-RPG update to the hallowed clas- Sic for Apple Il, NES, etc. SUIKODEN 4 tall and proud. PS2 * Konami * TBA — Possibly the wettest, wildest RPG yet, Suikoden 4 lets you explore island nations, recruit up to 108 party members, and do battle on land and sea. And say good-bye to the gimpy hero proportions of part three: Characters like the ultracurvy Jeane stand XB, Gotham Games 7 Backyard Wrestling PS2, Eidos 8 Kirby Air Ride GC, Nintendo 9 Soul Calibur II PS2, Namco 10 Enter the Matrix PS2, Atari bor. m NINTENDO'S PLANT-LIFE-MANAGEMENT-SIM SEQUEL, PIKMIN 2, ORIGINALLY SCHEDULED TO SHIP FOR GAMECUBE THIS FALL, HAS BEEN DELAYED UNTIL EARLY IN 2004... 68 « ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY • www.egmmag.com Everything in this game is unbelievably realistic. Including the yutz yelling "YOU DA MAN!" in your headset as you tee off. i EVERYONE I SON | «SR | Microsoft PES Links, the best-selling PC golf series of all time, is now on the tee with Xbox. Everything you love about playing 18 has been beautifully re-created down to the last ball dimple. TV commentators whisper about your every swing as you go for the pin. But there's no whispering necessary on the Xbox Live™ service, where trash talk flies farther than tee shots. Use XSN Sports on your РС to check your Status on the Worldwide Leaderboard. With over 10 modes of play and 8 famous courses to choose from, you'll give Links a resounding golf clap. it's good to play together xbox.com/links2004 Xbox, the nputer, Internet connection and subscription to Xbox Live. Additional fees may apply for Content Downloads. ©2003 Microsoft Corporation. All rights reserved. Microsoft, Li ies. The ratings о, the Microsoft Game Studios logo and Xbox Live are either registered trademarks or trademarks of the Microsoft Corporation in the United States and/or other 5 Board. The names of aclual products and companies mentioned herein may be trademarks of their respective owners. XSNsports.com requires a com © press start W Our hero jumps into the fray against bots gone bad. Heck, it beats busting ghosts! PLATE Capcom thinks outside the boxers with Maximo vs. Army of Zin ast year's Maximo: Ghosts to Glory he has been blessed. basis with The Grim Reaper. When things get m was a throwback to the days of “Maximo begins his new quest with more hairy and your power meter fills up, you can gaming yore, an old-school action combat moves than he had at the end of the temporarily take control of Grim and cut a game gone 3D. As such, its unremitting diffi- previous game with all of his power-ups,” harvest of malicious metal with vicious culty crushed many warriors. Some didn’t says Producer Mark Rogers. Indeed, there swings of the scythe. The assistance is very even bother trying—despite critical praise, are numerous combos and attacks (detailed helpful, as is the new ability to save at your the game wasn’t a huge commercial hit. in the sidebar) with which to punish your leisure between levels without having to dip Fortunately for us, it sold well enough to war- ^ enemies. The combat moves are simple to into your purse of gold coins. rant a sequel: February's Maximo vs. Army of perform, but that's not to say the fights Instead, you'll be using your plunder to R L E | пипа purchase equipment (like а new pair of NUIT ae IPMN TTT CTR RT ial machines e A "S Š undies that give you that special tingle when While still challenging, the new Maximo Miu near) and Ше combat Maximo was a competent swordsman + SEN ^ moves. Saving innocents is now a major in his last S game, Ghosts to Glory, but is definitely much more accessible. focus in tne game, oo. For example, е: чот ао адапесне FRI COs across a neuer whio h remorseless, mechanical Army of Zin. moments away from falling under the blade These naw тубы help transform this Zin for PS2. Our hero has undergone some themselves are easy. Take too many hits and of a Zin soldier. Quickly throw your shield at king into a royal badass major changes since last time—and not just your armor will crumble, leaving you facing the creature, and you'll stun it long enough ч his famous heart-patterned underwear. down mean-looking sickle-wielding to be able to dispatch it with your sword and А recent session with Army of Zin showed machines in nothing but your skivvies. rescue the fair maiden. “Of course, the play- that, while still challenging, it's definitely Between constantly clashing with kill-crazy er can just let her die,” says Rogers, “but much more accessible than Ghosts to Glory. robots and making multiple death-defying then a dead girl can't whisper [the location The game's imposing backdrop is a one-man leaps, you'll end up taking dirt naps at fairly of hidden gold]." So, if Army of Zin can't war against a relentless army of automa- regular intervals. appeal to your sense of valor, it'll attempt to tons—but luckily, the heroic Maximo has But the brave Maximo has naught to fear entice your pocketbook instead. prayed at the altar of combo attacks, and lo, from death—in fact, he's on a first-name —dJustin Speer пов! This is a Capcom game, so of course you can loft your foes into the air with a quick slash (Up + Triangle) or a majestic rising uppercut (Up + Square). Laying into the Square button results in эт numerous rapid stabs followed by a (27 1 power thrust, which could put a hole 1 though the devil himself. А | Mighty Blow Power through enemies with an upgradeable piercing dash (hold Up + Triangle—like the juggle, it’s the same as in Devil May Cry). Spin the analog stick and scatter the huts and bolts of your enemies to the four winds with the mighty circular slash. Good for making a point about your personal space. Maximo fights through foes to save a villager hefore it's too late. >> SCOTTISH GAME DEVELOPER VIS INTERACTIVE HAS ANNOUNCED THAT IL IS BUSY CREATING A SEQUEL TO LAST YEAR'S RIOT GAME, STATE OF EMERGENCY, FOR UNNAMED PLATFORMS...... 70 © ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY • www.egmmag.com In my league the Maple Leafs and Red Wings settle their grudge in Tempe. is pom EVERYONE « > MICROSOFT'S PLATINUM HITS VERSION OF BLINX IS EASIER AND IT'S GOT SPANISH/FRENCH LANGUAGE OPTIONS... >> Step into the boots of a SEAL team in SOCOM Il: U.S. NAVY SEALs and face the ultimate challenge: urban combat. E UNE rowne heme uma N тн ош Developed in association with the U.S. Navy SEALs, SOCOM Il is close-quarters combat at its most realistic. Invisible snipers lay in wait. Enemies lurk around every corner. And every civilian could be a friend or foe. Stealth is your greatest weapon. = IES: = Wage urban war in single-player mode. Or go online and play with and against up to 16 total players. Either way, a SOCOM-compatible headset will help you communicate and work together as a team. Remember, together you stand. Divided you don’t stand a chance. Take the war on terror to the enemy on 12 intense international missions. Command. Courage. Country. Hoo-yah. IN YOUR WXRLD. IN OURS?” LIVE PLAY PlayStation.2 MATURE 17+ Blood Violence www.us.playstation.com www.seal.navy.mil SOCOM Il ©2003 Sony Computer Entertainment America Inc. “PlayStation” and the “ Family logo are registered trademarks of Sony Computer Entertainment Inc. “Live In Your World. Play In Ours.” is a trademark of Sony Computer Entertainment America Inc. Online play requires Intemet ‘connection and Network Adaptor for PlayStation 2 (sold separately), The "Online" icon is a trademark of Sony Computer Entertainment America Inc. The U.S. Navy provided technical support, but does not offically endorse this product ‘CONTENT RATED BY ESRB ete NOT EVEN MY | a РЕАТИ POWERS OWE THE SANDS OF TIME UPO? (AS*DARKNESS 1 LE КОК sais — =" CONSUMES. ALL IR ITS PATH, MY SPEED, AGILITY, AND SKILL WARRIOR ARE NOT Norra s pee eS SSR М ; REFE LZE: Я gi; , LL Su ALL PERISI [sy In м. REE à Blood Violence = tj : — A Y t c : "PRINCE OF PERSIA IS A MASTERPIECE... — ELECTRONIC GAMING N MONTHLY "A PRIME AD TE FOR Kos OF THE YEAR.” © 2003 Ubisoft Entertainment. Based on Prince of Persia® ике of Ubisoft Entertainment in the U.S. and/or other countries. Prince of Persia ersia The [ e nse by Ubisoft e registered trademarks of Sony Computer En , Game Boy the Nintendo narks of Nintendo. (2001 Nintendo. Software platform logo TM and © IEMA 2003. x, Xbox Live, the Live logo, he Xbox Logos аге either registered trademarks or trademarks of Microsoft Corporation in the U.S. and/or in other countries and are used under license from Microsoft Welcome to Middle-earth. The journey begins this fall. ISRD@)RINGS WAR, OF TH RINC re 9 MN УЫ тм OFFICIAL GAME BASED ON THE LITERARY WORKS OF J.R.R, TOLKIEN www.lordoftherings.com LOGO, TOGETHER LORD OF THE R LOGO ARE TRADEMA AND THE US. AND/OR OTH ARE TRADI OTHER TRAC THE RUMOR MILL Gossip that jingles all the way q-mann Sabreman may still come to GBA in Sabre Wulf, but his Xbox kart racer is off. Xbox 2 dev kits late The Q's network of well-placed spies have reported that while development kits for Xbox 2 were supposed to ship out to major developers in the U.S. and Japan in the fall of '03 (what originally would have been early), they've been delayed to an unspeci- fied time in 2004, That matches recent talk of longer waits for other next-generation consoles (like PS3). What price PSP? Word on the street of late indicates that Sony's PlayStation Portable (aka PSP) will rack in at an MSRP of $299. The feature-laden, on-the-go enter- tainment device is still on schedule to make its first public appearance at the annual Electronic Entertainment Expo in May (which is fast approach- ing) for a late 2004 release. Rare cans kart racer Sometimes a game just doesn't come together and gets the ax. At least that's what The Q's rumor sleuths say is the case with Rare’s untitled Xbox kart racer, which started its life for Nintendo's GameCube as a Donkey Kong-themed title, only to change to a Sabreman theme once Microsoft bought the developer. (Sabreman is a character from Sabre Wulf, an old Rare computer game and a not-yet- released GBA revival.) Romero runs Gauntlet Former id Software (Doom, Quake) and lon Storm (Deus Ex) figurehead John Romero has joined Midway, and reportedly his first duty is helping out with a new console version of the arcade classic Gauntlet. New GTA coming in 2004 Not satisfied by the Grand Theft Auto copycats popping up all over the place? Then you'll be happy to know that The Q has caught official wind of the next version of the megapopular GTA series coming in 2004 (only to PS2 because of exclusivity deals). I’m excited. How about you? DESERT ISLAND GAMES: TONY HAWK Every month, we harass a celebrity or game designer about answering the fateful ques- tion: If you were stranded on a deserted island, which three games would you want Tony Hawk’s Underground (PS2, Xbox, GC) “My next skateboarding adven- ture is the most customizable and replayable game around.” >> NEW HAMPSHIRE'S DONALD HAYES IS THE NEW DIG-DUG WORLD-RECORD HOLDER, SCORING 4,388,520 POINT: > Grand Theft Auto: Vice City (PS2, Xbox) "[Grand Theft Auto: Vice City is] endlessly challenging and addictively perverse.” to bring along to add some fun to your sun? This month, we strand high-flying man-of- action-sports Tony Hawk. — Marc Saltzman Kelly Slater’s Pro Surfer (PS2, Xbox, GC) “РІ need that game for days when the waves are flat on my island.” among tneepest Long ago, the Lonely Mountain trembled as the Dragon Smaug destroyed the Dwarf-kingdom in fire and rage. Now, the Dwarves set out upon an epic quest to reclaim their stolen treasures, And I, Gandalf the wizard, send with them the most unlikely of heroes: you, Bilbo Baggins of the Shire. PlayStation.2 VIBEO ааг з ue. мува OFFICIAL GAME BASED ON THE LITER RS OF К.К. TOLKIE "THE HOBBIT” INTERACTIVE GAME SAL GAMES, INC. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. THE TOLKIEN ENTERPRISES LOGO, “THE HOBBIT,” "THE LORD OF THE RINGS,” "MIDDLE-EARTH" AND THE NAMES OF THE CHARACTERS, EVENTS, ITEMS AND PLACES THEREIN, ARE TRADEMARKS OR REGISTERED TRADEMARKS OF THE SAUL ZAENTZ COMPANY, ОВА TOLKIEN ENTERPRISES, AND ARE USED UNDER Violence LICENSE BY VIVENDI UNIVERSAL GAMES, INC. 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MPEG LAYER-3 AUDIO COMPRESSION TECHNOLOGY LICENSED BY FRAUNHOFER IIS AND THOMSON MULTIMEDIA, ALL OTHER TRADEMARKS ARE PROPERTY OF THE CTOBER 2003 Can the smash PC squad- based shooter succeed on Xbox Live? hen in-game trash talking pushed the wrong buttons, one player at an LA cyber cafe grabbed a screw- driver and killed a competitor. That same December day at another Southern California gaming center, a testosterone-charged tour- nament erupted into a 100-man riot involving hurled chairs, swinging pipes, and a pistol that left one teen hospitalized. All this for a game started in a Vancouver basement? Without a doubt, Counter- Strike—which began as a fanmade add-on for PC first-person shooter Half-Life and ended up as one of the most popular PC games of all time—is a certified phenome- non. And this December, it’s coming to an Xbox near you. Its rules are simple: Eight- man counterterrorist teams must coordinate to extract hostages, defuse explosives, and eliminate the opposition. Or you can choose to play as one of the eight bad guys if you're feeling sinister. If this sounds familiar, it should. Counter-Strike's influence is obvious in most of today's squad-based shooters for both consoles and PC. >> SONY HAS ANNOUNCED IT WILL RELEASE A QUICK PROLOGUE VERSION OF GRAN TURISMO 4 IN JAPAN THIS DECEMBER. THEI Long before SOCOM's Navy SEALs set off to save the world, Counter-Strike immersed PC gamers in squad-based battles where a single well-aimed round can spell catastrophe, and the man watching your back matters more than anything. And with over 20,000 players online at any given moment, Counter-Strike for PC remains as popular as ever. But today, several years after its creation, can the game achieve the same success on a console? After all, if EverQuest taught us anything, it's that suc- cess on PC doesn't necessarily translate to the consoles. So, what sets this 5-year-old first-person shooter apart from the Halos and Rainbow Six 3s of today's Xbox? Counter-Strike sits somewhere between realism and reflexes. The best of both worlds, it's packed with authentic weapons and environments, yet it remains fast paced. Unlike SOCOM or Ghost Recon where ample cover encourages drawn-out games of cat and mouse, CS's skirmishes are short and 80 • ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY • www.egmmag.com brutal—waste too much time searching for concealment in these comparatively small maps and a tango will shoot you dead. Success earns skillful squads cash to spend on deadlier arms—meticulously rendered to match the authentic articles—and better equipment. Developer Valve seems to have faith in this winning formula, since it has nixed its plans to include the single-player missions from Counter-Strike: Condition Zero for PC, allegedly so it can spend more time improving Counter-Strike’s graphics and sound. “That includes adding higher-resolu- tion textures and custom effects,” says Director of Marketing Doug Lombardi, “as well as a complete overhaul of every world, character, and weapon model.” And you'll still be able to improve your skills before going online by battling it out with A.l.-con- trolled bots on your own. In addition, the have it ? camaraderie that comes with taking your team to the top—that same esprit de corps perverted by gang mentality on that tragic winter day in California—should presumably carry over to Xbox Live. Nevertheless, a few factors could keep the game from completely matching the success of its PC sibling. For one, PC owners can download the game for free (always a nice incentive). Second, the simple graphics that allow it to run smoothly on even low- end PCs are hardly an asset on Xbox, where, despite the enhanced horsepower, Counter- Strike still looks like an old game with an expensive face-lift. But if Counter-Strike does go big and you find yourself on the receiving end of grueling trash talk at a linked-system party, don’t reach for the screwdriver. It's still only a game, man. && —Shawn Elliott Can console gamers look forward to the deep customizability enjoyed by PC counter-terrorists? “We'll be leveraging Xbox Live to deploy custom content after the game ships, insists Director of Marketing Doug Lombardi. Additional maps are almost inevitable, but don’t hold your breath for oddities like this PC Pac-Man level. NO WORD YET OF PLANS FOR (olny) Gar avers Dinas Te WARRIORS d New! Xtreme Mode Engage in a series of randomly generated battles! Purchase items with points earned and fight for survival! ¢ New! Legend Mode Live the fabled exploits of the Dynasty Warriors. Each warrior has a unique scenario. 42 new stages! < New! Features [еуё! 11 Weapons and new items, Arena Challenge, "Beginner" and "Expert" levels, and more! 1 EH Play DWAXL alone or with DW4, to power up the original with new XL features: AVAILABLE NOW $29.99 MSRP Each game sold separately. Dynasty Warriors, Xtreme Legends, and the KOEI logo are trademarks or registered trademarks of KOEI Co, Ltd ©2008 КОЕ! Co, Ltd. All rights reserved. “PlayStation” and tho “PS” Family ed trademarks of Sony Computer Entertainment Inc. The idemark af the Entertainment Software Association, А оС BRAKE ERS | [| St t e —— d a 10 [le Mild Language Violence |SDcGz94*—H8m! THE HOT FIVE The latest on the games you're expecting to be the greatest (Vote for your favorite games each month at egmmag.com.) W This Covenant Prophet says we've got to prey just to make it today. icrosoft « Early.2004 — While biding our time until Halo 2’s release, we stum- bled across a new look at the enemy known as the Prophet (seen above). Even though he's a spiritual leader of the Covenant, this frail-looking extraterrestrial is unlikely to be all about peace and forgiveness—that portable pulpit has to be concealing some sort of righteous firepower. Still, we doubt Master Chief will be converting to Covenantism under any circumstances. Praise the lawd and pass the ammunition. PS2 * Konami * Late 2004 — With noth- ing new to offer Snake-hungry gamers at the recent Tokyo Game Show, Konami warmed up some leftovers: a video that set game footage to a tune that mimicked the opening credits of classic Bond films. | Backup female vocals periodically sang a sweet, drawn-out "Sna-ake Eat-errr,” and psychedelic colors provided a backdrop for silhouettes performing slick close-combat takedowns we'd love to see in the actual game. All in all, it was pretty shaggerific. ` STARCRAFT GHOST PS2, XB, GC Blizzard • Spring 2004 When she’s not dealing out high-velocity death from afar, “Ghost” Nova is snapping necks with the aid of optical camouflage (as seen in the screenshot above). Good thing the enemies in the game have no concept of “camping” and 18 Death from above, And — "cheapness"—they probably wouldn't like the ^, from below. And той game’s tactical nuke weapon either. Too bad. >> LUCASARTS PRESIDENT SIMON JEFFERY RECENTLY RESIGNED FROM HIS POST. A LUCASARTS-ISSUED STATEMENT SAID THAT HE WAS RETURNING TO ENGLAND WITH HIS FAMILY... >> 82 • ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY ¢ www.egmmag.com Light up your Holidays with Game Boy Advance SP. © press start COMING SOON On shelves for the holiday season = Deus Ex's hero asks, “You talking to me?” 1080° Avalanche -hack Part 4: Quarantine Armed & Dangerous GC • Nintendo — This sequel to the N64 PS2 • Bandai — This serialized RPG series | XB • LucasArts — Oddball alternative snowboarding hit ups the multiplayer max | finally concludes, so you'll finally be able to | firepower like the Shark Gun is the order from two to four competitors. rid yourself of that persistent hack. Cough. | of the day in this quirky shooter. F 4 "m Whatever Max was shooting, it's dead now. iy Р” | — — — JJ BlowQut Dead Man's Hand NUM Ф PS2, XB * Majesco — Lead a team of XB * Atari — Play poker between rounds bd crack commandos on a space station to | in this Western-themed first-person eliminate alien beings. How novel. shooter. But is it good, bad, or ugly? i EJ = | | : d Deus Ex: Invisible War Final Fantasy X-2 MAX PAYNE 2: THE FALL OF MAX PAYNE XB * Eidos — Choices are more compli- PS2 * Square Enix — A scantily clad PS2, XB * Rockstar Games — Slugs fly and bodies drop in glorious slow-mo as the NYC cated than simple “right or wrong” in this | Yuna stars in the first-ever direct sequel cop with a sadistic surname continues to wage his one-man war on crooks. And this dystopian sci-fi action/adventure game. to a Final Fantasy RPG. More, please. time, love is your battlefield: You can dodge bullets, but can you duck Cupid's arrow? R: Racing Evolution PS2, XB, GC, GBA Atari — IMF team GC * Nintendo — Watch PS2, XB, GC • Namco — Ridge Racer receives a Gran Turismo-style leader Ethan Hunt looks to have visited Pikachu and his pocket monster x BA makeover. In addition to licensed cars and tracks, Evolution offers rally and the Splinter Cell stealth school. friends watch TV. We-ird. Fa Ter Ду T - drag racing, as well as soap-opera-like rivalries and tailgating. Wrath Unleashed Unreal Il: The Awakening GBA • Nintendo — Find a link cable and PS2, XB, GC, GBA • ЕА — / PS2, XB * LucasArts — Piece of XB * Atari — Pinch us, we must be have a fellow GBA owner join you in this Two-player co-op mode may 1 advice in this strategy game with real- | dreaming. The developers finally woke up Mana (from heaven) series prequel. convince your lady to try it. time battles: Let the Wookiee win. and added online play to this PC port. = Final Fantasy X-2's Paine in a 84 • ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY « www.egmmag.com medium rare moment of repose. USE HE ENO DGE g ATTAIN HERE WISEE THE FORCE 18. ES POWERFUL ALLY. AND A TERRIBLE ro DO NOT BE SEDUCED BY THE DARK SIDE. OU ARE THE FUTURE GUARDIANS OF THE GAL [ЕРІ KNIGH T: JEDI ACADEMY You are a new student at Luke Skywalker’s Jedi Academy. Continue an ancient tradition as you learn the powers and dangers of the Force. Customize your character. Construct your own lightsaber from handle to blade. And develop your fighting stance—from the classic single-blade to the rare and powerful double-bladed Malls dui Then nong your Jedi skills in single player missions or r fight it outi in multiplayer modes. May the Force be with you, young Jedi. X ре SWJEDIACADEMY.COM xeox WWW.LUCASARTS.COM WWw.starwars.com Live Аёүйон. cus film Ltd. & @ or TM as indicated. г countries and are usi LucasArts and the Lu ESRB CONTENT RATING И | > ani the xbox t nse from Microsoft SHARE THE ADVENTURE Ү. SHARE THE FANTAS Play Online. SQUARE ENIX. FANTASY XI О М LIN E INCLUDES BONUS of the Zilart EXPANSION PACK FREE SUBSCRIPTION FOR 30 DAYS" *Some restrictions may apply www. playonline.com Published by Square Enix U.S.A., Inc. > Online play requires internet connection. Players are responsible for all applicable internet fees. Animated Blood © 2001-2003 SQUARE ENIX CO., LTD. А! Rights Reserved. Title Design by Yoshitaka Amano. 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Al other trademarks are the property of thelr respective oer, з Windows® E tS LIFE 1S ViEWTIFUL AN AVERAGE JOE CAUGHT UP IN A CRAZY STUNT-FILLED ACTION MOVIE WORLD. WITH THE AID OF HIS HERO, CAPTAIN BLUE, JOE 15 GRANTED POWERS WHICH TURN HIM INTO VIEWTIFUL JOE, THE MOST STYLISH SUPERHERO TO GRACE THE SILVER SCREEN. Cartoon Violence [IIMBRADYGAMES S j Strategy Guide uggestive Themes AVAILABLE @CAPCOM CO., LTD. 2003 ©САРСОМ U.S.A., INC-2003. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. CAPCOM and the CAPCOM logo are registered trademarks.of CAPCOM CO, LTD. VIEWTIFUL JOE is a trademark of CAPCOM CO., LTD. Nintendo and, Nintendo GameCube are trademarks of Nintendo. The ratings icón is a registered trademark of the Interactive Digital Software Association, == Pummel opponents. with pu over 15 weapons == Battle for the checkered flag with Crash, friends and foes. Use missiles, bombs, tornadoes and more to pass or blast up to 4 friends in multiplayer mode. It’s time to pick up the pace or pick up the pieces. ES Q Vicarious: XK Xe0x PlayStations eer hos road rash, nobody beats the Bandicoot. “CRASH NITRO KART" INTERACTIVE GAME © 2003 UNIVERSAL INTERACTIVE, INC. CRASH BANDICOOT AND RELATED CHARACTERS ARE && AND © OF UNIVERSAL INTERACTIVE, INC, ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. VIVENDI UNIVERSAL GAMES AND THE VIVENDI UNIVERSAL GAMES LOGO ARE TRADEMARKS OF VIVENDI UNIVERSAL GAMES, INC. "PLAYSTATION" AND THE "PS" FAMILY LOGO ARE REGISTERED TRADEMARKS OF SONY COMPUTER ENTERTAINMENT INC. MICROSOFT, XBOX, AND THE XBOX LOGOS ARE EITHER TRADEMARKS OR REGISTERED TRADEMARKS OF MICROSOFT CORPORATION IN THE U.S. AND/OR OTHER COUNTRIES AND ARE USED UNDER LICENSE FROM MICROSOFT. TM, ®), GAME BOY ADVANCE AND THE NINTENDO GAMECUBE LOGO ARE TRADEMARKS OF NINTENDO. EGM guides you to the games worth scrawling on your holiday wish list ark! Tis the season to give rather than receive, eh? (But—wink, wink...nudge, nudge—we know that all you really care about this holiday is loading up on nifty game loot...and lots of it. So to help you dodge the socks, ties, novelty lamps, beaded-seat covers, and other crappy gifts you'd usually have to accept with a fat, plastic grin, we're putting together the ultimate list of top-tier 2003 games that'll put a gen- uine smile on your face. And we've organized them for every type of play- er, so you'll know exactly which games fit your needs—or what to buy for that hard-to-shop-for gamer on your list. Not that we expect you to use this guide for anything other than your own selfish reasons.) Oh yeah, peace on earth and all that usual stuff. е. ns by Miles Donovan Look for the bill-wrapped gift pack- age to see which games just aren’t complete without this extra junk. If you want Beyond Good & Evil, get a Holga Camera ($20). This snappy medium- format, plastic (even the lens!) shooter is so bad it’s good. If it busts, drop-kick it and nab another. If you want Ratchet & Clank, get a Spider 3 Robot ($50 from robotstore.com). This assemble-your- self walking bot may not crack wise like sidekick Crank, but it's smart enough to avoid bumping into walls. IF YOU WANNA Because adventure's your middle name (or is it Skip?) EU. a THE LEGEND OF ZELDA: THE WIND WAKER GC • Nintendo Scores (out of 10): 10, 9.5, 10 Don't let the Saturday-morning visuals turn you off: Kid-elf Link’s latest opus delivers a man-sized adventure of high- seas swashbuckling and wit-straining dungeon delving. And although it's lean on vixens to save, it does costar one BEYOND GOOD & EVIL ambiguously sexual gyrating man-fairy. F PS2, XB, GC • Ubisoft Scores: 8.5, 9.0, 8.0 So the French can't fight, but they sure make a spectacular action-adventure Rife with futuristic imagery, Frenchie Rayman creator Michel Ancel’s opus fuses several gripping gameplay styles Ace reporter Jade snaps pictures, pilots a hovercraft, and solves puzzles with the help of portly pig chum Pey’j. 5 RATCHET & CLANK: GOING COMMANDO PS2 • Sony CEA Scores: 8.5, 9.5, 9.5 In the year's best platformer, our mar- supial of questionable lineage and his straight-man bot bud once again save us all, only now with upgradeable arms and armor. Even if the humor is more Nickelodeon than Comedy Central, Ratchet's shtick never gets too thick 92 * ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY * www.egmmag.com IF YOU KNOW You're a fighter, not a lover, so vent that aggression with these brawlers SOUL CALIBUR II PS2, XB, GC * Namco Scores: 10, 9.0, 10 Two out of three virtual butt-kickers swear that Soul Cali Il delivers the slickest virtual fight club. around. The sequel gets spruced with system- specific combatants (Heihachi for PS2, Spawn for Xbox, and Link for GC) and character designs by Todd McFarlane. But it's the deep combat engine that'll have you hooked. And good luck pulling yourself away from the enhanced Weapon Master mode—let alone snagging all 200 collectibles. VIRTUA FIGHTER 4: EVOLUTION PS2 * Sega Scores: 10, 9.0, 9.5 And here's why one out of three virtual butt-kickers says VF4 trumps the mighty Soul Cali: New characters and modes, 1,500 costume items, A.I. based on Tokyo's best players—all for a budget price. Not that you care how much your gifts cost. GUILTY GEAR X2 PS2 * Sammy Studios Scores: 8.0, 8.5, 8.5 Street Fighter meets Shout at the Devil in this heavy-metal- themed 2D fighter cut from the classic mold. The superbly ani- mated high-kicking head- bangers unleash flashy attacks to power-chord tunes so corny that they're cool. You don't even need a mullet to play. DEF JAM VENDETTA PS2, GC * EA Games Scores: 7.0, 8.5, 7.5 Drop elbows on the haters in this extremely playable under- ground brawler starring a dozen hip-hop honchos, includ- ing Scarface, NORE, and Redman. Ludicrous finishing moves add the gold plating to. the game's knuckle-cracked grill. And you fight over ho's. IF YOU GO TO Crank these up to create your own music television AMPLITUDE PS2 • Sony CEA Scores: 7.5, 8.0, 7.0 If the bubbly pop in Japanese music games doesn't give you an eargasm, crank up this rocking sequel, which belts out killer tracks from Garbage, Weezer, Run-DMC, and more. Oh, and the finger-tapping gameplay ain't so bad, either. You can even mix custom tunes and jam with others online. ie? 4 ite ach: “in DDRMAX 2 / DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION ULTRAMIX PS2/XB * Konami Scores: 6.5, 7.5, 9.0 the arcade? You'll need a regimen of or Xbox version. Flail your feet daily to techno-rific Crystal Method or maybe the sex-hop pop of Kylie Minogue, and you'll soon have a license to groove. Wanna school those freestylin' freaks at at-home DDR, courtesy of the new PS2 KARAOKE REVOLUTION PS2 • Konami Scores: 8.5, 8.5, 7.5 Why venture to the local karaoke bar when Konami has captured the drunken magic of the sing-along scene for the home? With friends booing from the comfort of the couch, you're free to belt out your best “Wind Beneath Your Wings” or any of 35 other tunes. The game even judges your croonin’ skills. * THE COMPLETE PACKAGE If you want Soul Calibur Il, get a Todd McFarlane SC action figure ($10). Better yet, collect 'em all and put on a miniproduction of Our Town when no one around. If you want Karaoke Revolution, get the Headset Bundle ($60). What good's this pop- singer simulator if you don't have a micro- phone to make the magic happen? This pack—$20 pricier than the standalone game—includes a deluxe Logitech headset mic, allowing for totally hands-free rockin’. ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY « www.egmmag.com e 93 IF YOU WANT ТО ү That lazy eye keeping you out of the army? Fight the fake fight instead * SOCOM II: U.S. NAVY SEALS PS2 • Sony CEA Scores: 9.0, 9.0, 9.5 You'll have a dangerously good time strategically trouncing terrorists in a dozen real-world military. missions, but these solo forays into Albania, Algeria, Brazil, and Russia serve only as practice for the big dance: online combat. Added Breach and Escort game modes—plus the new rocket launchers, shotguns, and turrets—make this the most heavily armed and lethally fun online shoot- er you'll find on the consoles. FREEDOM FIGHTERS TOM CLANCY'S THE LORD OF THE RINGS: PS2, XB, GC * EA Games RAINBOW SIX 3 THE RETURN OF THE KING Scores: 7.5, 8.5, 8.0 XB • Ubisoft PS2, XB, GC • EA Games Are you the kind of red-blooded American who eats freedom Scores: 9.0, 7.5, 9.0 Scores: 8.5, 8.5, 8.0 fries with his apple pie? Then it's your sworn duty to enlist in this balls-out blaster, in which you lead a squad of lethally crafty rebels on a mission to kick the commie trash out of New York City. Wolverines! Shoot first, ask, "How cool was that?" later. Combat terrorism by getting all tactical with a crew of elite operatives in this shooter, which is as realistic as it is stunning. Multiplayer sup- port and voice-activated com- mands keep it right on target. So the war of the ring isn't the same as the war on terrorism, but the bloody battlefields in this cinematic brawler are nev- ertheless chaotic enough to guarantee serious post-trau- matic stress disorder. This сате"! put hair on your feet. IF YOU T Couples who play together, play together (wink, wink) THE COMPLE PACKAGE If you want SOCOM, get a Richard Marcinko figure ($40). Blue Box Toys’ foot-tall SEALs have black belts in kung-fu grip, but none of them tops legendary warrior Richard Marcinko in gung-ho manli- ness. His friends call him Dick. His enemies call him—BLAM! Thump. THE SIMS BUSTIN’ OUT PS2, XB, GC • EA Games Scores: 8.5, 9.0, 9.0 You want to play SOCOM. She wants to watch Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. Avoid a domestic disturbance with this sequel, which nurtures her nesting instinct while adding an entire neigh- borhood and zanier careers. The PS2 version has online play to simulate inti- macy in long-distance relationships. BOMBASTIC PS2 • Capcom Scores: 8.0, 7.5, 8.5 Imagine a combo-crazy puzzle game. Now add tanker-truck-style explosions. In Bombastic, you do your damnedest to arrange explosive dice and skedad- dle before your adorable demons go out in a blaze of glory. Your girl will think it's the cutest thing since Hello Kitty waffles—until you make her explode. MARIO PARTY 5 GC • Nintendo Scores: 8.0, 8.0, 8.0 Her folks paying a visit? Be the hero and break out the board-games antics of Mario and co., who are way more entertaining than an embarrassing round of Porno Password. Like every previous Party, this bash is stocked with thumb-hurtin’ minigames. Goes great with Chex Mix and margaritas. If you want Return of the King, get The Two Towers Special Extended Edition DUD ($40). We're talkin’ four discs, 40 extra minutes f movie, and the right to ridicule those impatient saps who already bought the nonextended version. м} 94 • ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY • www.egmmag.com ™ Game Boy Advance SP | Platinum 42328102 | Cobalt #2328078 | № Flame #236574-0 | Onyx #236575-7 MES $99.99 each WITH SPECIAL 1 2 S DESIGNED GAMES. Game Boy Advance Nintendo GameCube/ Indigo #201794-5 — Game Boy Advance Link Cable | : | #217030-6 $14.99 #236 [ Hint Book | #2365841 $29.99 Call 1-800-800-5166 for the store nearest you or visit us at www.ebgames.com E F ue pm IF YOU JUST CAN'T Your Dodge Dart not doing the job? eec Drop the hammer in these hot rods MARIO KART: DOUBLE DASH!! GC • Nintendo Scores: 10, 10, 9.5 If the speed doesn't kill you, an errant turtle shell will. Two-man teams of renowned Nintendo mas- cots tear ass around Mushroom Kingdom’s high- ways and byways. Battle arenas, power-ups, 16- player support via a broadband adapter—the lat- est in the Kart series became one of our all-time favorite multiplayer games overnight. Four-player options on a single machine are more than enough to make this the best Kwanzaa ever. MIDNIGHT CLUB 2 PS2, XB • Rockstar Scores: 9.0, 8.0, 9.5 Breakin’ the law? Think about breakin’ the sound barrier instead. Exorcise your speed demons while tearing through illegal racing circuits on the Streets of L.A., Paris, and Tokyo. Nonlinear play and online compatibility ensure you won't run out of gas. PROJECT GOTHAM RACING 2 XB ¢ Microsoft Scores: 9.5, 9.5, 9.5 Online competitions in this postcard-pretty racer will floor you. The expanded car roster and Kudos reward system—in which taking chances nets big payoffs—aren't bad either. But powersliding past the Sears Tower? That's priceless. NEED FOR SPEED UNDERGROUND PS2, XB, GC • EA Games Scores: 8.5, 8.5, 9.0 Speed junkies will find instant gratification as they tool around neon-drenched night courses at full throttle. Kit out licensed imports, then take them online (PS2 version only) for some real competition. And possibly some real motion sickness. IF YOU E: The party's right here (20-sided die not included) THE COMPLE PACKAGE If you want Mario Kart: Double Dash!!, get a Featherlight Portable Scooter ($1,895 from www.electric Scooter.com). You'll be hell on wheels at the local bingo par- lor or all-you-can-eat buffet aboard this stylish, 4 mph speedster. A crutch/cane holder is just $25 extra. FINAL FANTASY X-2 PS2 • Square Enix Scores: 9.5, 9.5, 8.5 STAR WARS: KNIGHTS OF tHE OLD REPUBLIC XB e LucasArts SKIES OF ARCADIA: LEGENDS GC * Sega Scores: 9.0, 9.5, 9.0 If you want KOTOR, get {сүз ji Surly Secret Santa says, azs os Ignore the bubbly laughs—this first true sequel in the Final Fantasy series might just kick your ass. Unlike the gals in your sister’s Barbie horse-riding games, X-2's barely legal pop-singing trio is hell in anime treads, favoring mission-based combat to a dinner-and- ( a-movie date with local Spira boys. Scores: 10, 9.5, 9.0 Think of those hours wasted in line for Episode | and Il as some kind of Jedi penance for this super Star Wars expe- rience. From BioWare, the titans of PC role-playing games, it's an epic tale of the Old Republic, set 4,000 years before Jar Jar cracked his first poop joke. If you're grumbling that you played this Classy RPG back in 2000 when it was originally released on the now-defunct Dreamcast, stop whining! Legends is an Uber-revamp of all things Arcadia: fresh characters, brave new worlds, and a bulkier, fleshed-out script. Besides, airships are friggin’ cool! 96 • ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY • www.egmmag.com the Tales of the Jedi graphic novels from | Dark Horse Comics ($15 each). Set shortly before the events of the game, these stories will get you up to speed but are sadly devoid of gratu- itous Bastila shower scenes. Rent every new release for PS2, Xbox, GameCube and GBA Go to for your free trial E ©Copyright GameFly 2003. All rights reserved. Gamefly is a registered trademark of Gamefly, CF G AM e Ft LJ Inc. PlayStation®2, Xbox™, Nintendo GameCube™ and Game Boy® Advance are trademarks of Sony, Inc, Microsoft Corp. and Nintendo respectively. rent smart. pl ay harder. IF YOU GO E. Videogames goofing up your social schedule? Take them with you WARIO WARE: MEGA MICROGAME$ GBA • Nintendo Scores: 9.5, 9.0, 9.0 Had it up to here with games that take 40-plus hours to complete? Then you'll find these 3-to-5- second mega minigames much more manage- able—and perfect for the morning commute. This fast-paced, finger-tapping twitchfest will make your head spin, but in a good way. Help Wario and his weird pals thread needles, pick noses, eat hot dogs, and do hundreds of other decidedly odd jobs for the attention-span impaired. CASTLEVANIA: SUPER MARIO ADVANCE FINAL FANTASY ARIA OF SORROW 4: SUPER MARIO BROS. 3 TACTICS ADVANCE GBA * Konami GBA • Nintendo GBA • Square Enix Scores: 9.5, 9.5, 9.0 It's a good thing vampires never seem to die—otherwise we might see an end to the best action series on GBA. This thematic departure for the fran- chise finds pretty-boy Soma trapped inside Drac's creepy castle in the year 2035. Scores: 9.5, 9.0, 9.5 Originally released for the Nintendo Entertainment System, this side-scrolling masterwork has all of the clas- Sic levels and secrets—and the fuzzy feelings that come with them. Now you can unlock new levels with the e-Reader. IF YOU T Hook up with real people online...then crush them Scores: 9.0, 9.0, 9.0 Even if you're a veteran of the PS1 original, you'll still want to dive into this high-gloss pseu- dosequel. The gameplay is as deep as ever, yet it's still approachable for the newbies. The plot actually makes some damn sense this time, too. COMP PACKAGE If you want any GBA games, get a Game Boy Player ($50). Because you'll even- tually need to come home for hangover recovery, and this GBA adapter for your GameCube makes those little handheld games a lot easier on your bloodshot eyes. qasê ль TONY HAWK'S UNDERGROUND CRIMSON SKIES: PHANTASY STAR ONLINE: HIGH ROAD TO REVENGE PS2, XB, GC * Activision EPISODE | & II Tr muro lf you want Tony XB e Microsoft Scores: 10, 9.0, 9.0 XB, GC * Sega Hawk's Underground, Scores: 9.0, 9.0, 8.5 Not only has the Tony Hawk world Scores: 9.0, 9.0, 9.0 get the Топу ET If you think prop-powered dogfighting won't get your pulse soaring, your fly- boy scarf must be on too tight. Crimson Skies' online modes let 16-player air forces turn and burn in strategic new ways. Log on and we guarantee you'll rack up major frequent-flier mileage. expanded into Grand Theft Auto—style free-roaming neighborhoods, but now skaters everywhere can band together online (PS2 version only), mold their faces onto their aspiring Z-Boys, and trade custom levels, personally stylized boards, and knee-scrapping tricks. Wow—online roleplaying without the monotony! Dumping those EverQuest- style hours of aimless wandering out the deep-space trash chute, PSO hooks players in another, more visceral way: by delivering trigger-happy, sword- slashing four-player cooperative fun. 98 • ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY • www.egmmag.com Trick Tips DVD set : ($30). Play TH.U.G. all you want—you won't be any closer to nailing a real-life 360? Heelflip Sacktap. This instructional three-disc set will push you in the right direction. Lesson one: Don’t crack your coccyx. 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TOP SPIN XB * Microsoft Scores: 9.0, 9.0, 9.0 A near-perfect blend of brisk arcadey gameplay (an homage to Sega’s Virtua Tennis series) and center-court authenticity, Microsoft's online-enabled ten- nis title serves up a grand slam that's even more exciting than box-cover star Anna Kournikova in a bikini. Well, almost. IF YOU They do make ninjas and Drac slayers like they used to TIGER WOODS PGA TOUR 2004 PS2, XB, GC • EA Sports Scores: 9.0, 9.5, 9.0 Tiger Woods has not only attracted the hip crowd to the plaid-pants sport, he's also the catalyst for the only golf experi- ence that appeals to hardcore putters and amateurs alike. Even if you despise golf, this game will hook you. NBA STREET: VOL. Il PS2, ХВ, GC • EA Sports Big Scores: 8.5, 9.5, 8.5 The NBA Street series ups the urban ante by taking b-ball to the blacktop and leaving the rules—and gravity—back at the arena. But that doesn't mean the pros don't come out to play in this NBA-sanctioned game. They just take them- selves less seriously. eee : THE COMPLET PACKAGE If you want NBA Street, get Michael Jordan’s Come Fly With Me VHS tape ($9 from www.amazon.com). © See Michael Jordan before he was bald and Surly Secret Santa says, m 9€ De. NINJA GAIDEN Ninja star Ryu Hayabusa has made ass- kicking cameos in the Dead or Alive series for a while, but he's always played second banana to his more well-endowed opponents. With katana firmly gripped, the man of the shadows finally returns to his 8-bit glory days— \ with stunning results on Xbox. PRINCE OF PERSIA: Scores: 9.5, 9.0, 9.5 This sandy franchise revival is anything but bland, taking the classic series plat- forming punch to Matrix-revved over- drive. The Prince's time-fiddling effects—enemy freeze, rewind, etc.— make this state-of-the-art action romp one of the holiday's slickest surprises. CASTLEVANIA: LAMENT Scores: 8.0, 7.5, 7.5 Simon Belmont, Richter, Alucard— names that give you a tingle in your special place. And this 3D Castlevania delivers the 2D games’ classic ele- ments: astounding visuals, a soaring soundtrack, tons of secrets, and a whole lotta whip-it-good action. had a gimpy knee. Magical. If you want any games XB * Tecmo THE SANDS OF TIME OF INNOCENCE 5 with retro heroes, get Scores: Reviewed next issue PS2, XB, GC © Ubisoft PS2 * Konami the Once Upon Atari DVD series ($30 from www.scottw.com). Relive the glorious, pioneering, pot-hazed “bad old days” of Atari game design, hosted by a man who was there—infamous old- school designer Howard Scott Warshaw, the man who made Е.Т. ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY • www.egmmag.com • 99 c Mischief ild Languag www.us.playstation.com Mild Violence 90 Тһете “PlayStation” and the “PS” Family logo are registered trademarks of Sony Computer Entertainment Inc. "Live In Your World. Play In Ours.” is a trademark of Sony Computer Entertainment America Inc. Jak П is a trademark of Sony Computer Entertainment America Inc. 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It is a comic interpretation of gangster activity and the story, names and incidents portrayed herein are fictitious. No identification or similarity to actual persons, living or dead, or to actual events is intended or should be inferred. Any resemblance is coincidental. The makers and publishers of this videogame do not in any way endorse. condone or encourage this kind of behavior. your monthly guide to gaming's winners and Losers THE SYSTEM Each reviewer assigns an overall grade to each game, on a scale from 0 to 10. When a game receives a 10, you can rest assured that it’s one of the best games ever made, a classic that will endure throughout the ages. Conversely, when a game gets a 0.0, it is complete and utter crap and should be treated like a deadly biohazard. We utilize the entire scale, so a game that gets a 5.0 is average, which means not bad. 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OF THE MONTH 4 PAGE 150 PROJECT GOTHAM RACING 2 Microsoft delivers a fantastic update of its premier racing simula- tion—sexy cars, beautiful cities, and revolutionary Xbox Live fea- tures make it a must-buy title for gearheads. 106 • ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY • www.egmmag.com Fo’ shizzle: Unlockable char- acter Snoop Dogg gets all the ladies. Sorry, Nick. TRUE CRIME: STREETS OF LA. BRYAN: As the attack of the GTA clones continues, True Crime sets itself apart by staying on the good side of the law (you're a cop) and taking place in a real town (Los Angeles). The sprawling environ- ments that you'll patrol as resident-tough-guy- with-a-badge Nick Kang are bull's-eye representa- tions of L.A., to the point where | can cruise around and instantly recognize my old stomping grounds. And while you're treated to only four different types of missions (driving, shooting, stealth, and hand-to- hand combat), the character-upgrade system helps keep the gameplay fresh throughout. Still, True Crime fails to offer GTA-quality thrills. Its so-so, styleless graphics fail to impress, and the whole thing's too short and easy. Instead of requir- ing a tough 40 hours to finish (like Vice City), it will take only the weekend to see all three endings and complete all of the training sessions. And what's with the story? It takes a downright puzzling and L.A.: The City of Demons Activision and developer Luxoflux must have connections within Los Angeles’ seedy underground. How else would they know that fire- breathing dragons, hovering demon heads, and 342-year-old Chinese men inhabit the city. Simply complete episode six and you can check it out for yourself. And you know it’s gotta be real, right? Why else would they call the game True Crime? Good: Superaccurate City of Angels Bad: You'll solve this crime all too quickly Celeb Cast: Michelle Rodriguez and Christopher Walken Big trouble in little Compton pointless detour straight outta Big Trouble in Little China—who knew SoCal was home to dragons? Ultimately, True Crime is a passable first effort, but hopefully, the inevitable sequel will be meatier. GREG S: True Crime isn’t just some wannabe cash: in—it takes the general idea behind Grand Theft Auto and builds something truly original around it. It feels like the evolution of the genre in a lot of ways, not least of all graphically. This game’s nice, detailed characters and cars put Vice City’s to shame, and the city is freakin’ huge. My favorite thing about True Crime, though, is the sheer variety of missions you tackle during the story. Sometimes you're tailing a suspect, other times you're sneaking around warehouses Metal Gear-style, engaging in massive shoot-outs a la Max Payne, or laying the smack down with a little fisticuffs. And the best part is, no matter what part о o n THE VERDICTS (OUT OF 10) 6.9 9.5 3.9 BRYAN 6 of the game you're in, it controls wonderfully. Overall, this is one incredibly polished game. JON D: | hope someone someday makes a game based on a normal cop with below-average marks- manship, a marginal work ethic, and a family of four. At least it would be original. True Crime's Nick is the last straw—I can't take another rogue cop whose unorthodox methods somehow get the job done. A slew of short, uninspired mis- sions conjure all the latest trends in gaming— - Max Payne and Crazy Taxi resurface in what M feels like a diluted, arcadey version of GTA3. If your ADD is flaring up, you'll be in heaven with the flip-flopping styles. But the increased variety means an irksome drop in gameplay quality. It has its moments, but True Crime also has that empty feeling that comes from being nurtured by a mar- keting meeting rather than a developer's vision. \ Developer: Luxoflux Players: 1 ESRB: Mature GREG S. Publisher: Activision JON D. www.truecrimela.com ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY • www.egmmag.com e 107 review crew: multiplatform LIXNEN GLADIATOR: ME SWORD OF VENGEANCE Caveat emptor Good: Fools be gettin’ sliced Bad: No difficulty setting? WTF? Dumb: Skeletons straight outta D&D's Monster Manual PAUL: Armed with a sword (natch), an ax, and bladed gauntlets, Gladiator's heroic Thrax cuts a bloody swath through the realms of the afterlife, seeking to prove his worth to the gods. Offensively, Thrax kicks ass: He switches between targets with ease, strengthens his attacks with magic, and earns damage multipliers by performing stylish combos. His defense, however, desperately needs work. Thrax can't block (although all his foes can), while the vagaries of his dodge maneuver make it nearly useless. Gladiator features some cool enemies, such as the gorillalike cyclopes and a boss who looks like a union between smoke wraiths from /co (PS2) and Soul Calibur's Voldo (trust me—it works). But most people won't stick around to notice those nice touches, because the game is stupidly, punishingly difficult. And its save "system," pardon my Latin, blows syphilitic goats. It saves automatically at arbitrary points—and doesn't tell you. When you die, you find out you have to redo the last 20 minutes of combat. Bad- tempered gamers beware, lest you become wroth and smite your controllers. E „_ CHRIS B. JOE: If you seek a straightforward (read: dumb) action game to kill some time with, you'll find Gladiator fits the bill fairly well. It's a button masher, sure, but it's one with pretty graphics, upgradeable abilities, and buckets of bloody violence. If only the game's respawn points didn't set you so far back and its challenges weren't so teeth-grindingly difficult, Gladiator would be worth more than just a rental. As it stands, this hack-n-slasher recalls from the same-named film one of Commodus’ lines: "It vexes me. I'm terribly vexed.” OFFICIAL PS MAG—CHRIS B: Gladiator's first 15 minutes are absolutely enthralling, as ol’ Thraxie boy does his gladiator thing against actual gladiators in an actual glad- iatorial arena. | hate false advertising. Once our hero hits Fantasyland, you real- ize just how crappy the combat system is—even when you do well, the overuse of particle effects surrounding Thrax means you can’t even see him as you fight. And while | don't find the save sys- tem as detrimental as Paul does, the obscene difficulty and ill-advised respawning locations really do blow. Publisher: Acclaim \cclaim Manchester ESRB: Mature www.acclaim.com 108 • ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY « www.egmmag.com | SECRET WEAPONS OVER NORMANDY Beats watching the History Channel Joo inig И, Good: Top-flight graphics and presentation Bad: Some confounding missions From the Guy Behind: X-Wing vs. TIE Fighter on PC CRISPIN: Take EA's Medal of Honor WWII- shooter series, bolt wings on it, and set it soaring high in the sky, and you have Secret Weapons Over Normandy. It has the same ultraslick presentation, with pre- mission pseudohistorical footage, a rous- ing orchestrated score, and visuals as pretty as the wild blue yonder. And, for the most part, the gameplay here is just as thrilling. You'll barnstorm prisoner-of-war camps, sink Japanese carriers, and fly cover for ground-based friendlies—with lots of dogfighting in between, of course. Just don’t expect to tangle with many crafty opponents; enemy squadrons rely “on sheer numbers rather than ace pilotry to chew up your six. And if the bogeys get uppity, you can slip into slow-mo aerial bullet time and pepper them at your leisure—an ability that makes the game a’ bit of a cinch. Still, unlike Shawn, | never thought the sorties got blah, although the lack of targeting and view options makes for confusing moments. But ultimately, ‚ why must you wait so long to fly secret experimental planes in a game with the words “secret weapons” in its title? SHAWN: Secret Weapons sacrifices authenticity for fun. Historians will scoff at the impossible payloads, and accom- plished flyboys will wonder where gravity went, but I'd rather outmaneuver enemy aces and dive-bomb Axis depots than actually learn to fly. Vast environments and vibrant effects capture the magnitude of air combat, and, for the first half of the game, varied missions keep the action interesting. After a dozen sorties, however, it gets old, and all but the most patient pilots will want to pop the canopy. JON D: Secret's bullet-time clock manipu- lation is a marginally cool idea, but | still found myself using it primarily to speed up my flight, which only meant enemies were blowing up my allies several times faster than normal. This is definitely not one for hardcore flight fans—the graphics are subpar, the physics nonexistent, and. the missions pretty pedestrian. | could see flight newbies glomming on to. Secret's “lite” war-sim approach, but you'll find better dogfighting elsewhere. тта A уе... i 1 Friendly skies: Two players can take to wing together in cooperative missions. CRISPIN SHAWN THE VERDICTS (OUTOF 10) &л tn © JON D. Publisher: LucasArts Developer: Totally Games Players: 1-2 ESRB: Teen www.lucasarts.com BAPTIZED IN BLOOD, A FAMILY’S TRAGIC DESTIN IS BORN. At the dawn of the second millennium, the first Belmont makes the ultimate sacrifice. And the destiny of a bloodline is decided. From the creators of Castlevania® Symphony of the Night™ and completely reinvented for its 3D debut on PlayStation®2, Castlevania? Lament of Innocence" reveals the true origins of the vampire-hunting Belmonts and their tireless quest for Vlad Dracula. A thousand years ago, a legend was indeed born. And the dying hasn't stopped since. "Konami's classic adventure series looks drop dead gorgeous in 3D and plays brilliantly.” - PSM “The visuals at work here are simply magical.” - PLAY "What does it actually feel like to play? Damned fun." - EGM Blo Viole ESRB CONTENT RATING ОЙ www.konami.com/usa CASTLEVANIA®, Lament of Innocence™ and Symphony of the Night™ are either registered trademarks or trademarks of KONAMI CORPORATION. © 1986 2003 KONAMI & Konami Computer Entertainment Tokyo. “PlayStation” and the "PS" Family logo are registered trademarks of Sony Computer Entertainment Inc. The ratings icon is a trademark of the Interactive Digital Software Association. KONAMI@ is a registered trademark of KONAMI CORPORATION. All rights reserved. 0 review Crew: come mascots роо xB, GC f CRASH NITRO KART This kart needs a tune-up ы. оро. et T ЫН 3/3. 1973 a 2 W (Left) The multiplayer action isn't as fun as it looks. (Right) Hope you really like neon colors. wid 1 Spawn's signature cape stays tucked away most of the time...we’re not sure where, exactly. —— SPAWN: ARMAGEDDON Don't cut a deal with this devil 1 Dare to go where hellspawn has gone before—to the bleeding edge of sci-fi stupidity. 110 © ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY * www.egmmag.com Good: Controls well enough Bad: Multiplayer modes lack intensity Crash: And burn G. FORD: Crash is an interesting beast. Not in a bandicoot sense, but in regard to his new karting gig. For everything Nitro Kart does right, it does something frustratingly wrong—not the least of which is being released alongside the new Mario Kart. CNK's Adventure mode delivers harm- less single-player action, with interesting stuff such as boss challenges and team aspects, but it becomes annoying when you're forced to replay tracks with nonsen- sical requirements. For example, trying to finish in first while picking up arbitrarily placed letters or smashing clock-stopping boxes doesn’t make for a good time. The boost system—in which you link boosts by catching air, hitting pads, and powersliding—is another failed attempt at innovation. Having to press two buttons for the powersliding boost is just clunky. And then there’s the multiplayer. Two- player cup races are enjoyable, but three- and four-player bouts lack intensity, thanks to bigger-than-necessary maps, ineffective weapons, and slower-than-normal game- play. Nitro Kart doesn't offer the fast-paced, fluid fun | expect from a kart racer. 5.5 6.0 5.5 GREG 0. G. FORD DEMIAN Good: Better than the PS1 Spawn game Bad: Dull graphics and derivative gameplay Fear: Laughable enemies, like Bullydozer He's a demon who'd rather do good than the devil’s bidding, and if that sounds familiar, you haven’t heard the half of it. A gun in each hand and a blade on his back, Spawn hunts escapees from hell, harvesting souls to spend on power-ups. You could call it Devil May Spawn, but Armageddon doesn’t compare to the game it shamelessly copies. The action isn’t bad—just appallingly generic. Spawn’s symbiotic costume and profane powers could’ve been put to more clever use than what you get here: fireballs and obligatory bullet time. And it's hard to. be enthusiastic about fighting endless waves of cornball fiends seemingly snatched from the margins of some fifth- grader’s math homework. One of the boss- es, for example, is a demented, silly-looking bulldozer with a perverse compulsion to expose his one weak spot. And before you accuse me of singling out Bullydozer's monumentally bad design, | should add that there's an ape with a robotic arm (perhaps for hurling feces at lethal velocity?). Even those who are hard up for high-flying action should find their fix elsewhere. (OUT OF 10) THE VERDICTS SHAWN JOHN R. SCOOTER llo DEMIAN: Poor Crash. The little guy keeps pumping those stumpy marsupial legs, but he's still miles behind Mario—or in this case, Mario Kart: Double Dash!! (GC). Crash Nitro Kart is a fairly limp effort; aside from a whole bunch of new tracks and better graphics, not much has been done to update the series. The gameplay feels nearly identical to Crash Team Racing's (PS1), even down to the speed-boosting wumpa fruits, so if you loved it before, you'll still love it, and if not...not. XBN—GREG 0: The unflavored yogurt of the kart-racing set, Crash Nitro Kart has its heart in the right place. Sadly, said heart is stillborn. Powered by the charismatic Crash Bandicoot and featuring a solid multiplayer mode, CNK takes few chances; it's as generic in look as it is in feel. CNK offers standard weapons, predictably themed tracks with lots of jumps but few hairpin curves to challenge drivers, and a toned- down difficulty level to keep frustrating losses to a minimum. Oh, and what's with the lamest unlockable ever: the ability to. rewatch cut-scenes? Publisher: VU Games Developer: Vicarious Visions XB, GC: 1-4 1-2 (2-4 w/ Multitap) ESRB: Everyone www.vugames.com Jd A My first impression of Spawn was not a good one; I've never been a fan of the comic, and I'm one of the few who wasn’t all that enamored with Devil May Cry, the game it very obviously draws its inspiration from. Now, after spending the six hours it took me to finish the game, | can at least confirm that it’s the best Spawn outing to date...which isn’t say- ing much. Armageddon's got a nice engine and good controls, but the levels are dull, the action is repetitive, and the camera can be a real pain. A rental at best. Spawn went from bad to worse for me. While 1 applaud the absurdity of things such as the Spider-Tank and the Bullydozer bosses, I'm depressed by the cliché “puzzles,” the hor- rid level design (some levels are literally a bare room with respawning enemies), and the megaboring action. | stopped reading Spawn when that stupid cyborg gorilla Cy- Gor first appeared (issue #40). | should have followed my youthful instinct and bailed when Cy-Gor appeared in the game, since it just went downhill from there. Publisher: Namco Developer: Point of View Players: 1 ESRB: Mature Www.namco.com court.” mePro SLAMMAJAMMA THROW DOWN THE НАММА INBA MADSKILLIN' CROWD THRILLIN’ D-U-N-K-S... NOW THAT’S WHAT YOU CALL A LITTLE SUMPM SUMPM, SUPERFLY. Classic NBA JAM gameplay is back: * Hotspots * Current & Classic NBA Arenas * Playground P Courts * Funkadelic Tracks * NBA Legends Tournament * "Colorful" Commentary www.nbajam.com J What's more extreme than catching mad air in Moscow? xy CD (P52 ONLY) TONY HAWK'S The daily grind ain't so bad For each of the last four years, the Tony Hawk series has given us the best action-sports games on the planet. But amidst the acclaim have been mutterings of its formula growing stale. If fans are gonna lay down 50 beans each year, they want more. Well, Neversoft has made some strides by putting old-man Hawk on the sidelines in favor of you. By either incorporating your digital mug into the game (PS2 version only) or using the more- than-adequate Create-a-Skater mode, you star in THUG's impressive Story mode. The idea of a nar- rative in a skating game may seem odd, but it works well here. You start as a no-name skate- boarder from New Jersey with aspirations of one day becoming a pro. By catching the eyes of pros, joining a team, and getting sponsored, you see your dream come to fruition. It's quite compelling and a welcome change. But two things keep THUG's score down. First, besides Hawaii, none of the levels stand out as overly memorable. Second, while THUG offers some Creating a Monster By far one of THUG’s coolest features is the ability to put your face onto a created character (PS2 version only). After taking a face-on digital mug shot of yourself (making sure the lighting is even across it), e-mail it to Neversoft to receive a code that lets you down- load your image from its servers. Once this is done, follow these steps, as demonstrated by our own Ms. Tsao. 112 • ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY • www.egmmag.com El First, mark key points оп your face—eyes, nose, and mouth—per the instructions innovation, it remains fundamentally the same game. So, if you're sick of grinding a bench, manu- aling into a half-pipe, and then pulling off a McTwist, this won't bring you back. But if that’s not the case, don't hesitate to head underground. Even a 9.0 feels low for a Tony Hawk game. This franchise's life-affirming combo sys- tem, thrilling levels, and bulletproof gameplay con- tinue to dazzle, year after year. THUG's newfangled Story mode is truly compelling (my skater really looks like me!). | also enjoyed getting off my deck to reach new heights—literally, and figuratively with all the new combo possibilities. Plus, cool multiplayer modes—especially the new Firefight— will keep you on your little bruised toes online. So why ain't | lettin’ the platinum love flow? Fundamentally, Hawk hasn't evolved enough. It's still basically a laundry list of goals, and the levels, though well designed and fun, feel recycled; they just don’t take my breath away like last year’s. And H Next, fiddle with these color sliders until your skin tone matches the color around it. 19 Now the fun begins. Even wonder what you'd look like with purple liberty spikes? ЕШ] srecead Iron Man is confounded by his strangest adventure yet— on-foot action in a goat-filled world gone mad. am | the only one who thinks the “extreme” ambi- ence (once so very übercool) is getting a tad passé? The thing that makes THUG so damn good is that it allows for infinite customiza- tion, all of which is uploadable to Neversoft's servers (on the must-have PS2 version). What this means is that if you should ever grow tired of mak- ing your own skaters, moves, parks, and events, you can always download everyone else’s cre- ations. Since the control is as tight as ever and the graphics the best the series has seen yet, | can’t wait to gleam the cube in Greg’s Boston Brewery Theme Park. And should Greg lose interest in play- ing as himself, he can download SkateMilky (com- plete with exclusive, face-melting guitar-solo moves) and the New York 4Ever park and see what it's like to really grind. If that isn’t awesome, | don't know what is. Wl If the whole process pisses you off, go all Hulk—or, in Jen's case, all She-Hulk. THE VERDICTS (OUTOF 10) G. FORD Publisher: Activision Developer: Neversoft Players: 1-2 (2-8 online PS2 only) ESRB: Teen JENNIFER MILKMAN www.activision.com савр Visit www.esrb.org е 5 or call 1-800-771-3772 | TODD McFARLANE for more info. ; PlayStation ә N T Г. ч © 2003 Rockstar Games, Inc. The Fi logo is a registered trademark of Take-Two Interactive Software, Inc. Max Payne and the Max Payne logo are registered trademarks. of Take-Two Interactive Software, Inc. Remedy and the Remedy logo are trademarks of Remedy Entertainment, Ltd “PlayStation” and the "PS" Family logo are registered trademarks of Sony Computer Entertainment Inc. Microsoft, Xbox, and the Xbox logos are either registered trademarks or trademarks of Microsoft Corporation in the U.S. and/or other countries and are used under license from Microsoft. The ratings icon is а registered trademark of the Entertainment Software Association. All rights reserved. “AN INTENSE STORY, AN INSANE AMOUNT OF DETAIL, AND EVEN MORE WONDERFUL GAMEPLAY.” GRADE: A. UGO "AS ADRENALINE-PUMPING AS ANYTHING YOU'D SEE ON THE SILVER SCREEN." ***** GAMESPY "STUNNING...MAX PAYNE 2 IS JUST A REMARKABLE PRODUCTION." EDITORS' CHOICE AWARD. GAMESPOT MAX PAYNE 2 THE FALL OF MAX PAYNE A FILM NOIR LOVE STORY WWW.ROCKSTARGAMES.COM/MAXPAYNE2 WWW.MAXPAYNE2.COM MATURE 17+ ; : Intense Violence ре X а) і 1 F Strong Language i М er" am PlayStation.2 : ha хвох REMEDY Р review crew: multiplatform W You can unlock the Michigan Fab Five—without booster money, even! EUN e ESPN COLLEGE HOOPS No trip to the big dance this year Good: Deep recruiting system Bad: Plays too much like an NBA game Fun: Trying out the mascot teams BRYAN: ESPN Videogames arguably delivers today's best pro basketball offer- ing, yet misses the mark when it comes to the university hardwood. By no means is ESPN College Hoops a poor showing, but it does falter in some key areas. For starters, the graphics aren't up to par with those in ESPN NBA Basketball, and the camera is too slow when panning around after a change in possession (totally disrupting the natural upbeat tempo of fast breaks). Also, teams rarely play a true college brand of b-ball; most squads won't ever attempt to pressure or trap the ball handler, both of which are very prominent in EA’s game. One area ESPN College Hoops suc- ceeds big time in is recruiting. Almost nothing is more important in college ath- letics, and here it's given its just due. Throughout the season, you'll continually Scout and converse with players via e- mail. The whole process is so involving it's practically a game within itself. Sadly, this innovative feature and the boatload of unlockables aren't enough, as this one still feels too much like a pro game in college clothing. VERDICTS (OUT OF 10) BRYAN PATRICK 6.5 7.5 6.5 GIANCARLO PATRICK: Sega...excuse me, ESPN Videogames’ college game is defi- nitely a tournament qualifier, but not the national champ. The new features rule— you can create your own school, slam through a dunk contest, and explore the revamped Legacy mode. Plus, the slick ESPN presentation replicates what you see on the tube from November through March (sans Dickie V). Sadly, although the title looks amazing, the gameplay feels a little stiff. In attempting to create the most realistic college experience, Sega took some of the fun out of the game. OFFICIAL PS MAG—GIANCARLO: This game has all the characteristics of col- lege basketball, but closer inspection reveals a lack of follow-through. For example, while teams play in the typical college zone defenses, a lot of the time they can be beaten by using pro b-ball tactics. The A.I. can be a little inconsis- tent, as well—passes in the open court are often deflected, while passes thrown by defenders in the paint go untouched. Still, it's not a bad game, but it needs to differentiate itself from its NBA sibling. Publisher: ESPN Videogames Developer: ESPN Videogames 1-2 (2-8 w/ -10 online); Xbox: 1-4 (2-8 online) ESRB: Everyone www.espnvideogames.com 116 • ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY * www.egmmag.com (ОЗ (PS2 ОМУ) NCAA MARCH MADNESS 2004 Prepare to cut down the nets A hand in that area of the body is really a personal foul. mm Good: Plays exactly how a college b-ball game should Bad: Graphics fail to impress Loudest Arena: Syracuse’s Carrier Dome You're dead wrong if you think the only difference between college and pro basketball is that one group is paid to play. Need proof? Try March Madness 2004, and you'll really know what it's like competing at the collegiate level. It all Starts on the court, where everything is built around team-based play, instead of 1-on-1 matchups. You'll face swarming full-court presses and tough zone defens- es galore—you'll have to pull off some Swift ball movement and sink long-range jumpers to stay alive. In terms of atmosphere, no other col- lege basketball game captures the sights and sounds of a university arena quite like this. If the raucous crowds aren't stomp- ing their feet, they're belting out school cheers and fight songs. Plus, the courts are littered with cheerleaders and rabble- rousing mascots. Ho-hum visuals and rou- tine recruitment options slightly damage the overall package, but EA’s game remains my choice for fans of the sport. Madness impresses with new, authentic offensive moves like the Pro Hop Power Dribble and the ability to choose between taking a jump shot or dri- ving to the hoop. Plus, a more complex defensive A.l. makes the simple pump fake less of a weapon. You still may get the defender in the air, but he's likely to pick your pocket as you attempt to drive by or swat your shot from behind. The ability to intercept inbound passes also beefs up the defense. From Midnight Madness to the Final Four, EA's effort emerges as the national champ. But hey, shouldn't announcer Dick Vitale be in ESPN's college hoops game? March Madness 2004 is much more than NBA Live Jr. In fact, EA has done a great job of taking this year's Live engine and making a wealth of adjustments to reflect the way college basketball is played. You actually have to dissect zone defenses and expose weaknesses to have any chance of taking а good shot. But Bryan’s right—it's the atmosphere that adds a little extra zing to the whole package: The fans’ chants and noises are incredible. It's definitely worth picking up if you're a college b-ball fan. Swarming defenses aplenty in this year’s edition of NCAA March Madness 2004. BRYAN PATRICK * Ss Bs EL I) а е 28 fe E GIANCARLO Publisher: EA Sports. Multitap, 2-4 online); Xbox: 1-4 ESRB: Everyone www.easports.com Orune (PS2 ОМУ D FOR SPEED: UNDERGROUND Faster and more furious than expected Like some sort of car-based videogame version of Madonna, the Need for Speed series likes to reinvent itself every few years. This time, it's left behind the Smokey and the Bandit-style police chases of Hot Pursuit in favor of late-night street racing, which, as legions of suburbanites dri- ving lowered Civics can attest, is so hot right now. The biggest change to Underground, though, is visual. A lot of work has gone into conveying a sense of speed through camera shake and blur effects, and the result is pretty amazing. It’s some- thing you can’t appreciate until you see the game in motion, but when you do you'll wonder why other games haven't done it before—and you won't be surprised when, a year from now, every- one has “borrowed” the technique. Other aspects of Underground are less innova- tive. You'll follow a linear progression of races, unlocking upgrades along the way, but it's odd— even though you'll be flush with cash, you can’t buy even minor add-ons like tinted windows until Mod Squad Underground goes way beyond the usual performance tweaks found in most racing games. : Cosmetic upgrades are crucial for increasing your repu- tation and upping your style points. lady) of discerning tastes. 118 * ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY • www.egmmag.com Body Kits: Front and rear bumper treatments and side skirts show the world that you’re a gentleman (or the game lets you. The tracks are also quite repeti- tive; the game takes place in a single city, and the same bits show up in one race after another. Still, the actual racing can be intensely fun. The drift races are especially good—these style-point challenges take place on special tracks and are the best way to get a feel for the handling differences between cars. If you're in the market for a fast, arcadey racer, check out this little number. If, like me, you're interested in import tun- ing, but lack the cash to build (and insure) a com- petitive car, you can't do much better than this. From tail lights to tinted windows, body kits to bumpers, everything's tweakable, and you'll spend hours dressing up your four-wheeled doll. Performance, of course, is more important than appearance, and Underground boasts better han- dling than any other arcade racer. It's also faster. As you barrel down back alleys burning nitrous, the camera wobbles and lights smear to expertly simu- with a capital C. Neon: Choose from two varieties and 12 eye-catching colors of neon, then pick a window tint to match. Classy late reckless speed. Demian’s dead-on about the upgrade system, though. The biggest risks in street Ё racing are taken with your wallet, yet you'll never 3 face a difficult decision when writing a check for your next secret weapon in these races. Forget about Midnight Club Il. Take it from someone who's studied that silly Vin Diesel movie frame by frame: Underground is, without a doubt, the best approximation there is to Hollywood's rendition of illegal street racing. This game captures perfectly the illicit thrills and cocky one-upmanship of fringe racing. By combining real-life autos and aftermarket parts with totally unrealistic—but ultimately fun—car physics, Underground is a unique adrenaline rush through a psychedelic neon wonderland. The game’s success rides largely on the way it constantly rewards you with goodies for your car, from performance mods to cosmetic makeovers. Underground is an awe- some way to revive this aging franchise. Vinyl: Layer up to four different vinyl decals on your pride and joy. Finding your ride in a crowded parking lot has never been easier (OUT OF 10) THE VERDICTS DEMIAN Publisher: EA Games Developer: Black Box Players: 1-2 (2-4 online PS2 only) ESRB: Everyone www.eagames.com i Ў тот робота. | TE, dead | ШЕШШ УБ, БИШЕ ^CN Ди] ШЕ ШЕ ШО : 3 уш АДИЙ ЕД, YIN КА (О5ШКГОУ ТООП those that Detrayedinimnesets/off ОП û € Y ‘9 ў attion=packed adventure where Thelines betweenqood and evil К aie blurred and all thatthe believes Wen willibe tested. Possess the fury of Ryu Hayabusa as you destroy your opponents using lethal ninja weapons and cunning skill. Your mission: to annihilate A ешш feet the Holy ,. Emperor, reclaiming the magical y, A sword "Ryukenz — © x * * Л , 7 7 Visit www.esrb.org or call 1-800-771-3772 mom “4 for more ratings ONLY ON Tee NINJA information. Б XBOX Wwww.ninjagaidengame.com | 100% GAMES as Set оол Mei Y Yo Lu fi gente Joe ve нен reae tds ot No СЕТ PAULUS review Crew: multiplatform BATTLESTAR GALACTICA Finally play as a young Lorne Greene GOBLIN COMMANDE UNLEASH THE HORDE Controlling goblins for fun and profit Take manual control of your ogre and crush the competition...as in, actual crushing. 120 * ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY * www.egmmag.com Bad: Frustrating mission objectives CRISPIN: This slick-looking space shooter certainly packs snazzier visuals than the creaky old TV series (although, in a nice retro touch, it does zap out the same toy ray-gun sound effects). And once the game reminded me what the show was actually about (it has been a while), | dug diving back into the Galactica universe. Until the cruel mission design started blasting my buzz. One early turret level is plain ol’ busted, forcing you to defend the Galactica battleship from a torpedo bar- rage that seemingly can’t be shot down. = Survive that (by pure luck), and you move on to a mission that demands 10 minutes of ho-hum formation flight in a stolen enemy ship, only to have you repeat the tedious process over and over when you flub the tricky follow-up objectives. In fact, many mission goals are just not clear and require a lot of trial and error to figure out. A lack of targeting options (despite otherwise excellent control) turns one escort stage into a total nightmare. Outside of a few nifty levels, the game just feels like it was launched before all sys- tems were go. Е VERDICTS It OF 10) КОЕШ MARK Good: Lots of variety between missions. And very addictive. Good: Better special effects than the old show’s Where Oh Where Is: That damn robodog? MARK: Battlestar looks sharp, although just seeing all the old ships and hearing the trademark laser sounds (“рее- ear, pee-ear") would've been enough to make this old-timer happy. Controls are responsive and surprisingly deep, with maneuvers that let you match a target's speed, issue orders to wingmen, and exe- cute barrel rolls. Problem is the game is about as friendly as a Cylon; there's no tutorial to ease you into all those moves or the different mission types, and the diffi- culty spikes at odd moments, making some levels painfully tedious. OFFICIAL PS MAG—SCOOTER: Battlestar Galactica is frustrating both in the game- playing and reviewing sense. | like the general story line, | love the production values, and | totally dig the nostalgia of blasting old-school Cylons. Yet the mis- sions are just so brutally hard (especially ones that involve protecting someone) that all fun gets seriously dampened, making it a chore to make it to the later levels. Ultimately, | think it's a worthy flight, but only if you have a high tolerance. Publisher: VU Games Developer: Warthog Players: 1 ESRB: Teen SCOOTER battlestargalacticagame.com Bad: Might be too simplified for some strategy fans. Best Advanced Unit: Giant spiked hamster ball! Fans of real-time strategy games such as StarCraft and Command & Conquer like- ly assume they won't get any worthwhile titles outside PC, but that's just not so. Developed by folks who worked on Blizzard's WarCraft series, Goblin Commander is the best original RTS game ever to grace a console system. See, the problem that console strategy titles face is re-creating the mouse and keyboard PC interface on a controller. But Commander handles this issue better than any in the past by simplifying the com- mands so that each army type can be con- trolled by a single button and allowing you to take direct control over units when nec- essary. Streamlined resource management also ups the fun: It’s easy to snag gold by simply busting up the environments. If Goblin Commander sounds like a dumbed-down RTS, that’s probably an apt description, but it’s still an extremely playable game with excellent level design. Sure, it lacks the depth of PC strategy games (and it has a few warts—which Scooter had more of a problem with than | did), but on consoles, it rules the roost. (OUTOF 1 n S 5 [4 5 > ш x= = PAUL SCOOTER These goblins stick to their stereotypes: They're good at destroy- ing and pillaging, not so good at behaving strategically, and downright bad at commu- nicating. Commander makes it easy to whip up a band of marauders and send them into the fray (the classic RTS build-attack- repeat pattern) —but forget about pulling your forces back from a losing battle or sussing out the enemy's positions without engaging them. Tactically, it’s pretty boring, but if you can get into the goblins’ expend- able-offense mindset, it’s a smashing time. Allow me to play the role of the cranky, has-played-too- many-RTS-games-on-PC reviewer. There isn’t much actual unit balance here (after researching the most expensive unit, there's no strategic reason to use earlier ones, besides cost), the A.I. is neither smart пог resourceful (I've never seen it gather resources or repair structures), and you can't make control groups (the bread and butter of any competent RTS player). I'll give the game credit for letting me directly control the units. Otherwise, it’s just “eh.” Publisher: Jaleco Developer: Jaleco Players: 1-2 ESRB: Teen www.goblincommander.com Use the streets of Floren show your friends the true mea EVERYONE, 3 Mild Lyrics . comer en РЕШ «Га Let the world know how good you look. Project Gotham Racing® 2 is the next level in racing. 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RISING SUN Dishonorable discharge It may be called Rising Sun, but I'd say the sun's starting to set on the Medal of Honor series. The game does have its moments: Escaping from the bowels of a Pearl Harbor carrier, infiltrat- ing a secret meeting of the enemy command, rid- ing shotgun on a gunboat or in the back of a truck—most of Rising Sun's gameplay is solid-but- predictable first-person shooting, but each mission has a special event or two that stands out. As for replay, alterations to levels for the two-player co-op mode is reason enough to pick the game back up after the seven or so hours it will take you to finish the first time through. The problems—and they are big problems—are with the А.І. and graphics. The vast burned-out Cities and dense jungle levels are ambitious in design, but in execution they look drab and sim- plistic. Convincing outdoor environments are always tough to pull off, but the big green walls, angular trees, and blurry textures in Rising Sun don't come close. As for enemy behavior, it's so 122 • ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY • www.egmmag.com embarrassingly bad at times, it's hard not to laugh. Japanese soldiers don't react to gunshots whizzing by, can often be found inexplicably staring at walls, and slowly spin in a circle when they miss with bayonet attacks, searching for a new target like a broken robot. It's not enough to completely ruin the game, but this kind of lazy execution makes me wonder how much life this franchise has left in it. Aside from a few moments of forgivable melodrama, Rising Sun handles its Pacific theater setting surprisingly well. From Pearl Harbor to the Philippines to a dense Burmese jungle, the player’s progress through the game follows the Allies’ path to victory, which is quite cool. Otherwise, Rising Sun is a mediocre affair. Flat backdrops, jagged vegetation, and contrived obsta- cles destroy any sense of historical immersion. Characters don't even face you when they're talk- ing to you—they turn to a predetermined direction and recite their lines whether you're nearby or not. Give Peace a Chance Ever notice how anytime you get behind a large gun embankment in the Medal of Honor games, about 100 enemies suddenly appear and charge right at you, just asking to be shot down? Next time, resist the temptation and just walk on by that tempt- ing machine gun or big can- non—no bad guys, nothing. And the enemy is entirely predictable, so even the. firefights quickly become rote. This tour of duty is fit for serious war buffs only. Rising Sun's depiction of Pearl Harbor and America's part in the war to follow is on par with a Hollywood feature. Unfortunately, it's also as much a victim of bad acting as most summer block- busters. When a soldier, either friend or foe, isn't em saying something stupid, he's often doing some- | thing stupid. No matter how stunning the set, it takes only a few missed cues to taint a shot, and here it seems like the А.І. forgot to read the script. Rising Sun's bang-to-buck ratio is high, but the epic presentation sometimes overshadows the gameplay. Some 35 percent of the action clamps you to rails and turrets in scripted sequences where every enemy seems determined to run or fly directly into your line of fire. Even so, | couldn't put this game down, if only to witness the next astonishing level. Rising Sun could have used more exciting scripted events like this POW rescue scene. THE VERDICTS (QUT OF 10) MARK Publisher: EA Games Developer: EA Games Players: 1-4 (2-8 online PS2 only) ESRB: Teen PAUL SHAWN www.eagames.com FREE GAME OFFER! FREE GAME OFFER! 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THE HOBBIT Where there's a wimp, there's a way Good: Clever puzzles Bad: Blah fetch-the-item quests Mood Music: Leonard Nimoy's "Ballad of Bilbo Baggins" CRISPIN: If you're a grown-up gamer whose mental image of Middle-earth is of blood-smeared swords, raving orcs, and other nightmare snapshots from Peter Jackson's trilogy, you'll likely dismiss The Hobbit as a squeaky-clean Tolkien adapta- tion for tots. And that's a shame, because under the overly colorful graphics and so- cute-they’re-ugly character designs lies a fun, little adventure. The gameplay and sprawling environ- ments are scraped from the Legend of Zelda mold, with crafty puzzles and an emphasis on stealth—thanks to the invisi- bility-granting ring—and platform hop- ping. Fuzzy-toed hero Bilbo does get bogged down in tedious fetch-the-doodad missions later in his quest. In fact, the game flat-out misses some opportunities from the book. It glosses over Bilbo's snatching of the troublesome ring from Gollum (the whole exchange happens in a cinema), but then we get entire levels based on finding firewood and solving crime for townsfolk. Maybe the tykes crave that kind of busy work, but mature gamers demand more—like a hero who doesn't look fresh out of training pants. 6.55.0 CRISPIN JOE Т0 CHRIS В. JOE: Tolkien purists will no doubt be thrilled to hear that this game lovingly re- creates the beloved prequel's lengthy plat- form-jumping passages. Yow. The Hobbit plays like a mix of Zelda and Tomb Raider—and fittingly has a lead character that looks like a blend of the two lines’ heroes: an awful, pointy-eared little girl. Sure, like Crispin says, The Hobbit isn't a terrible game, but its sketchy camera, imprecise controls, and lackluster combat relegate it to the realm of the terribly average to me. l've been there and back again, and next time, I'm staying home. OFFICIAL PS MAG—CHRIS B: So what if Bilbo looks like an Ape Escape reject? Any Tolkien fan should still get a kick out of this adaptation of The Hobbit. As an action-platformer, the game brings almost every book chapter to life through some long (sometimes foo long) levels full of simple yet interesting puzzle-solving and fun combat. A faulty camera and some sloppy rope-jumping cause many cheap deaths, but you never feel overly frustrat- ed—just kind of annoyed. The Smaug level alone makes it all worthwhile. Inevitable ESRB: Everyone. thehobbits.sierra.com 124 + ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY • www.egmmag.com PS2, XB, GC R: RACING EVOLUTION Namco misses the podium Good-bye, snazzy Ridge Racer cities. Hello, county fair! Good: The cars look great Bad: Slow, plodding game progression Feels Like You're: Driving on ice The Ridge Racer series has always been about arcade-style driving. Sail off into the corners at full speed, swing the rear end around, jam the gas, and head down the straight. With Racing Evolution, Namco opts to inject a bit of realism into the game, transforming it into a dull jack-of-all-trades hybrid. The developers try to spice things up a bit with a Story mode that forces you to play through various types of racing in order to unlock new vehicles. But the action on the track is mediocre, especially once you realize you'll have to wrestle with the touchy control on the same tracks in the same cars over and over. One facet of the Ridge Racer legacy goes mercifully untouched—presentation. Rimpresses with shiny rides, lifelike Courses, and gorgeous cinemas. But these skin-deep looks can't mask the fact that A doesn't stand out in any category. You want a better pure racing sim? Play Gran Turismo 3 or Sega GT. Arcade racer? Project Gotham 2 and Burnout 2 destroy this. Unless you’re a bona fide Ridge Racer fanatic, there's no reason to play А. HOE: А straddles the median, never com- mitting to being a full-on simulation game, but never being as arcadey as its Ridge Racer ancestors, either. Unfortunately, the results ain't one of those "best of both worlds" things: Ridge racers will hate Spinning out every time they approach a turn too fast, yet serious drivers can find much deeper games elsewhere. The Story mode is interesting, because it teaches you how to drive properly (and features THE VERDICTS (OUT OF 10) GREG S. SHOE Record} km hot rendered chicks). At the same time, it forces you :o play certain circuits and race types in order... R's take on obsessive racing realism is a miserable failure. It gets the basics down—beautiful real-life cars and courses—but forgets the most vital ingre- dient: gameplay. As a driving sim, А feels watered down, with twitchy, frustrating controls and zero customization options. As an arcade racer, the game lacks any sense of danger, requiring you to brake into corners and speed out of them with as little drifting as possible. А is neither here nor there...nowhere you'd want to be. Ever wondered why replays always look better than the real game? We have, too. Publisher: Namco Déveloper: Namco Players: 1-2 ESRB: Teen www.namco.com NAMM CEO HITS www.namco.com ~Gamers.com www.deadtorights.com Xhox? Platinum Hits and PlayStation?2 Greatest Hits editions available now. ONLY $19 PM 71 1 t. Take down thugs using slo-mo gunplay, Muscle your way through 15 chapters Command your K-9 sidekick to attack lethal disarms and human shields. of Hong Kong movie-style action. enemies and retrieve weapons. We — аа A EVERYONE : lor PlayStation.e y crure. ISROAOBAND AND DIALUP nba.com NBA ShootOut is a trademark of NBA Properties, Inc. 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IBI SPORTS ‘com гемеш сгеш: multiplatform WIZARD SCORE WEALTH © INSERT COIN 1 COIN = 700 HEALTH A TART GAMES MIDWAY ARCADE TREASURES ke, you know, the good ol’ days Explore the lighter side of small-animal abuse by hitting things with a rabbit on a chain, LII WHIPLASH When something’s going wrong, you must whip it Я A x ме. & P : Ls PM cas Laboratory antics abound—the entire game takes place inside Genron Corp. 128 * ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY * www.egmmag.com Good: Most of the classics on this 20-game roster Bad: Little kids who can’t understand why Robotron rules Go Ahead, Show Off: On High Score Live (through Xbox Live) SHOE: You're probably expecting a lot of old-man talk about how good gaming used to be in its 2D heydays, how these classics are better than most of the 3D junk you see today, and how kids should appreciate the pure gameplay these time-tested titles have to offer. Well, | ain't here to disappoint, so here goes. This incredible compilation is a dream team of sorts for anyone old enough to remember having to go out to play the best videogames. Gauntlet, Smash TV, Joust, Defender, Root Beer Tapper, Marble Madness, Rampart... | mean, c'mon—| don't care how much saying this dates me, but these arcade games are sweet! | mean, rad! These games—more old-man talk incoming—aren't about flashy graphics or deep gameplay. They're about hand-eye coordination, lightning-fast reflexes, stami- na, and getting into that zone where every- thing comes together just right, and you walk away with a high score that brings a bigger smile to your face than you'll ever get watching a cinematic ending to a 40- hour role-playing game. If you can relate, brother, then you must buy this disc. THE VERDICTS SHOE Good: Top-notch physical humor Bad: Confusing level layouts 8.5 7.5 8.5 CJ: Treasures is an affordable trip down memory lane. But it's a well-trodden path...and this collection isn’t taking the SC route. The biggest disappointment is that the extra interviews, trivia, and gal- leries are all repeats from old Midway com- pilations, complete with grainy PS1-quality video. Then some of the games limit you to just a handful of credits. Why? If | was play- ing these games in an arcade, | could put as many tokens in as | wanted. l'Il still rec- ommend it for the selection of arcade-per- fect games, but | was hoping for more. GAMENOW—PHIL: Why must CJ focus on the negatives? Sure, the bonus materials are pretty lame (see Activision Anthology on PS2 for proper extras), but who cares when you have a collection of a couple dozen great old arcade games? Unlike most classic compilations, the bulk of games here are still legitimately fun to play. You get a couple friends on Smash TV or Gauntlet with you, and you'll be hooked for hours. And considering you get all these timeless games for a mere 20 bucks, there’s no reason not to buy it. Publisher: Midway Developer: Midway Players: 1-4 ESRB: Teen PHIL www.midway.com. Also Known As: Jak and Daxter's Bondage Adventure Whiplash is an action-platforming romp that gleefully uses a meek little rabbit оп а chain to destroy a major corporation. Twisted? Perhaps, but the game's unique layout befits its nontraditional story. The entire adventure unfolds like one continu- ous escape scene, with minibosses and checkpoints along the way. Luckily, it never feels too monotonous, because something as simple as getting to and using an eleva- tor might spawn a two-hour quest. But since the only consistent form of interac- tion in Whiplash puts every person and object at the trailing end of a bunny chain- whip, the mass destruction does get old. But the spirit of the sadistic, bitter minds that spawned this idea thrives throughout the game—finding new ways to test the limits of the durable Redmond rabbit was what kept me going. Unfortunately, | spent most of my time trying to distinguish doorways and corri- dors from one another. Most look so similar that it’s hard to tell if you’re backtracking or progressing without constantly checking a map. Still, any platform fan with a quirky sense of humor owes this one a rental. (OUT OF 10) THE VERDICTS At the very least, Whiplash deserves praise for trying some- thing different. But while | love Whiplash's over-the-top concept and humor, its game- play and graphics languish in a sea of aver- ageness. You wander from room to all-too- Similar room, struggling with a map system that's too convoluted to be useful and unclear goals that lead to too much trial and error. When there are so many great platformers to play, Whiplash’s faults over- shadow its triumphs, making it easy to throw in the “if | ever have time” pile. I'll admit it. | am smitten. Spanx and Redmond are the cutest little bobbins I've seen in a U.S.-developed platformer since... well, since ever. Their game's a ton of fun, too, with solid controls, diverse level designs, and perfect difficulty. The sense of hugeness in some sections is very impres- sive, and the secondary quest (busting up the complex until its net worth is $0) is almost more engaging than the primary one. The only major flaw is the game’s occasionally uneven graphics—the ene- mies look like they're from a PS1 game. Publisher: Eidos Developer: Crystal Dynamics Players: 1 ESRB: Teen www.whiplashgame.com loadable content + 16 fighting arenas * 60 single-player quests Licensed by: POWERED BY d Gamespy 8 Consumer — SEREET, ©0060 syi c. under license. A Magic: The Gathering, Wizard репу of Wizards, " design are tradi he United S Fantasy Violence sion. HASBA thc, Al rigt ind are used under lic LEGACY OF KAIN: you “my dark prince,” Defiance Was made for you. — DEFIANCE | have no jaw, and | must scream Check and mate. Legacy of Kain: Defiance successfully blends the disparate Soul Reaver and Blood Omen franchises into one grisly, beautiful package. The game's environments are full of jaw- dropping, ornately detailed gothic cathedrals, crag- gy, Cavernous catacombs, and spooky nether- worlds. Plus, its music, sound effects, and voice work are equally top-notch—creating an experi- ence that’s half horror movie and half overwrought, goth-tacular play. Likewise, the series’ much improved combat system is a true black-hearted pleasure, allowing you to juggle opponents in the air and then use telekinesis to toss them into haz- ards such as fireplaces and spikes. Ouch. But Defiance has a dark side...an unintentional one. The series’ near-perfect follow-camera has been sacrificed in order to give you a better view of the fights, and it's tougher to perform platform jumps now because of that. Also, the previous games’ once-brainy puzzles have become so much easier that they’re usually only really challenging Travel to the (incredibly trippy) spectral realm as Raziel and devour the souls of the fallen. 130 • ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY • www.egmmag.com when they require you to traverse the game’s numerous, samey environments without the aid of а map function. And the combat, while vastly better than in previous Kains, lacks variety because there aren’t enough different kinds of foes. That all said, Defiance still has a compelling enough story—and strong enough gameplay—to make you see it through to the bloody end. Whether you favor the taste of blood or souls, Defiance successfully quenches your undy- ing thirst for either. And thanks to a completely overhauled combat system, you'll feel like a badass while fulfilling these dark desires. But besides the heavily upgraded hack-n-slash action, what really sells me on this dual-vampire venture is the narrative. The story's captivating twists and turns kept me awake well into the wee hours of the night, anxiously ascertaining the fates of both Kain and Raziel. Oh yeah, it also doesn't hurt that the game looks stunningly gor- A Tale of Two Vampires What's the premise of the Legacy of Kain series? Um...how much time do you have? After five games rife with lies, artifice, time travel, and manipulation, that's not a quick or easy story to tell. But here’s a quick rundown of this dark soap opera: Vampire Kain rejected a choice of self-sacri- fice that would purify the land of Nosgoth. Instead, he became its ruler, and this plunged the world into ruin. Hundreds of years later, he geous, and unlike Joe, | find the puzzles perfectly challenging. Sure, Defiance has its share of flaws (finicky camera, not enough different types of ene- mies), but all are quite minor. Stop resisting, and let the sucking and reaving commence. The Kain games exist, first and foremost, to tell a story. And like its predecessors, Defiance flows plot points together with considerable grace. But for the first time, I'm actually excited about the combat between the cinemas: Kain possesses use- ful telekinetic powers right off the bat, and both heroes use combo-promoting enemy juggling to gleefully bleed bad guys. Still, despite these fixes to the series’ tradi- tionally bland gameplay, Defiance feels rushed. All too often, glitchy A.I. issues and ап inexcus- ably bad camera show that a little more polish ¥ was needed. These loose screws don’t break down the game's otherwise tight structure, though, and Kain fans will certainly embrace Defiance. M. betrayed his lieutenant Raziel by toss- ing him into a vortex that ravaged his body. Saved by a magical...octopus, Raziel gained the AN power to suck souls and vowed vengeance on Kain. 3 : \ But did Kain actually do him a favor by setting him outside of the “wheel of death and life” and thus М EN کے‎ —X granting him free will? In Legacy of Kain: Defiance, you play as both Kain and Raziel as they attempt to find out—and survive their enemies’ twisted machinations. THE VERDICTS (OUTOF 10) Publisher: Eidos Developer: Crystal Dynamics Players: 1 ESRB: Mature BRYAN JON D. www.eidos.com Because even the strongest heroes need help sometimes "strategy fans should be tenting their fingers in anticipation..." - GMR Over 40 Hours of gameplay with multiple endings! TOTAL DAMAGE 819/1 3 Unleash over 100 mind-blowing spells and special skills to lay waste to your enemies! Dynamic Battle System: Switch your characters in and out of bat- tle to match the strengths of your toughest opponents! Comic Mischief Mild Language Mild Violence ESRB CONTENT RATING ЕЙ nt: “The Invasion from Within” by Tsunami Bonb Please see DoubleJump strategy guide for directions Me macros ING, inde blow ING: Do NOt Use in conjunction with any rE Spells or incantations. See back pane Get regular. Get Disgaea. PlayStation. "Don't expect a standard strategy- RPG, though the whimsical plot, bizarre graphics, and crazy minigames combine to make Disgaea a truly offbeat experi- ence." --Electronic Gaming Monthly 150 character classes and mon- sters! Z'ATTACKS расии Е TOTAL DAMA | "-— cd New Formation Attack System allows up to 4 of your characters to do quadruple the damage on one enemy! ilh o 4 Never before seen gameplay ele- ments add a new dimension of strategy! ATLUS WWW.ATLUS.COM (62003 NIPPON ICHI SOFTWARE INC. Licensed to and published by ATLUS U.S.A., Inc. "PlayStation" and the "PS" Family logo are registered trademarks of Sony Computer Entertainment Inc. The ratings icon is a trademark of the Interactive Digital Software Association. All rights reserved. ‘Years ot intensive therapy had taught Ginger it was best (PS2 ONLY) THE SIMS Just to ignore her roommates’ constant violent outbursts. Welcome to the dollhouse Some of you will never understand The Sims. To the casual observer—and even perhaps to some who've tried the game—it all seems so terribly...um, let's see...boring and stupid? I'll admit that The Sims can get tedious, what with all the clicking and pointing to direct little creatures living in a virtual dollhouse to eat, pee, chat, go to work, and sleep. And if you're someone who can't get beyond that, you won't like this version any more than last year’s. Everyone else will be thrilled. Your Sim now has total mobility in Story mode—you can switch locations and careers at any time—and it’s an excellent change. If you’re having trouble getting promoted, you can move back to Mom’s for a while and work on your skills. Need more friends? Hop on your scooter and go visit your neighbors to beef up your social roster. Adding this amount of freedom and variety really livens things up. Also, since you can play all the careers with one Sim, there’s tremendous replay value. When | first started playing, | thought com- pleting one career would satisfy me. But the multi- tude of fun unlockables (like an incubator that cre- ates mutant housefly-eating plants) and cool loca- tions (including a nudist colony) motivated me to keep playing, and playing, and playing... It's monotonous, mundane, and frightfully addictive— just the way | like 'em. The world’s premiere personal hygiene and housekeeping simulator returns, with yet more domestic mishaps and delicious romantic misunderstandings. Though it looks like the same old thing, the series’ offbeat humor really comes through in the new career tracks (like Gangster and Fashion Victim), items, and social interactions. But it's the option to actually leave your house— whether to visit friends or just kick it at Club Rubb—that tops the list of additions. Oh, and being able to play co-op with another person is. great, too—that "pull my finger" joke just gets funnier and funnier. If you weren't crazy about the Relax...It’s the Online Weekend! BUSTIN’ OUT: The splitscreen two-player co-op is so quirky and fun, you'll quickly forget that you're basically playing house. last Sims, this won't change your mind, but for fans, it's worth checking out. | can't explain why manag- ing a Sim's life is so much more engrossing than dealing with my own. I've become so involved with my character's world that I've been dreaming about it, complete with the thought bubbles over everyone's heads. The new twist of being able to visit other loca- tions is definitely reason enough to play this new version—| love bopping around town to visit my Sim friends and use their swank amenities that | can’t afford. And being able to “booty tease” and gossip has definitely spiced up my interactions, thereby removing much of the tedium of trying to befriend my neighbors. Oh, and for the GC kids, connecting with the GBA version of the game— which gets you sorta-lame minigames—is a slight bonus, but my Sims got all hungry, tired, and full of pee while | was playing them. The Sims Bustin’ Out online (PS2 only) offers something your Sim has never experienced: a weekend. In the normal game, you work every single day, and you're penalized for skipping. But the online two-player mode, called “Online Weekend,” allows you to interact with others and play cooperatively without having to go to work. This means you just get to hang around the house, max- ing out your skills, chatting, and trading unlockable objects. New stuff obtained online is imported back into your offline game, 132 * ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY • www.egmmag.com A Publisher: EA E Developer: Maxis Be Players: 1-2 ER ESRB: Teen we £ = JENNIFER DEMIAN CARRIE кызу бк con hes — M Dudes from Art of Fighting versus Fatal Fury guys...eight years ago, this caused riots. PlayStation 2 KING OF FIGHTERS 2000 & 2001 Let's go antiquing for fighters сил єөһєй — —— с 2; m (Left) Why do fisticuffs always seem to break out at the aquarium's manatee tank? Good: King of Fighters 2000 Bad: King of Fighters 2001 Anime Alert: K9999's voice actor also played Tetsuo in Akira SHANE: The 13-year-old NeoeGeo technolo- gy refuses to fade quietly into gaming's his- tory—people are still making games for it, and now, ports of recent ones are even landing on PS2. Is there still room for tech- nology lauded as "bigger, badder, and bet- ter" than the Sega Genesis? Not so much. Both KOF games included here are total throwbacks to the fighting games of yester- year: legions of selectable characters, sim- ple 2D backgrounds, copious special moves...and well, nothing you haven't seen amillion times before. Functionally, these games offer perfectly decent gameplay, but they just look and feel so very, very old (despite a few PS2-only visual upgrades). Oddly, KOF 2001 is especially offensive—its visuals and sounds pale in comparison to those in 2000. But hell, try playing either of "em directly after a few rounds of Guilty Gear X2 and you'll wince in pain. Realistically, this collection will appeal to you only if you're already into KOF. And even then, you'll be grateful to get both games for one low price...as you’d never want to pay full price for KOF 2001. 5.55.0 75 SHANE SHAWN SHAWN: Like a kung fu flick in today's age of computer-enhanced choreography, KOF remains an unrepentant relic. Ravaged by age and running on obso- lete technology, it's uglier than ever. Still, you can't call KOF incompetent—atrocious- ly lazy and reluctant to change, but not incompetent. As Shane says, 2000, which streamlines character-specific moves, is by far the better game of the pair. With throw escapes and counterattacks, it's deep and responsive, but only faithfuls will pick it over Capcom's 2D fighters. GAMENOW—SUSHI-X: If you approach this game unprepared, then you'll likely catch a brutal double-dose of 2D fighting to the face—and it won't be pretty. Straight up, the two games included here aren't visually impressive. But if you can get over this, you're in for some goodness—the KOF games offer excellent gameplay, standing alongside the Street Fighter series in the 2D fighting pantheon. Don't be scared— these installments are as valid and com- pelling as games like Capcom vs. SNK 2. 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Раш COPS SENE ELTE 2 Girls gone wild | wasn’t quite sure what to expect from X-2. | really enjoyed Final Fantasy X, so, naturally | was eager to reenter the beautiful realm of Spira ...but would this return visit live up to the bench- marks established by its forerunner? Well, in a word—no. But it’s still awfully damn good. Plotwise, Х-2 is a radical, intriguing departure from FFX. The overall story line is divided equally between giggly girl talk, Yuna’s deep soul search- ing, and a new subplot about warring political fac- tions trying to control Spira. The cutesy bits can get annoying (like when the gals stage Yunapalooza—a rock concert to heal civil unrest), but a serious, compelling undercurrent keeps it from straying too far into goofy nonsense. In fact (without giving away too much), 1 found the nature of the game’s main antagonist to be incredibly interesting...it's very different from the last boss you'd usually face in a role-playing game. Dress for Success Yuna sings her heart out at Yunapalooza. No, seriously. We swear. Likewise, the developers had no qualms about totally rewriting the book of gameplay. X-2 offers only three playable characters—Yuna, Rikku, and newcomer Paine—but it gives them a wide swath of abilities with the ingenious new dressphere system. It allows your gals to master a variety of spells and maneuvers by merely switching cos- tumes and doing battle. You'll actually want to get in random encounters just to rack up mad com- bos and learn more moves. The most substantial shift in the game's design is tough to explain—it's an overall sense of free- dom that offers unprecedented numbers of purely optional experiences. Unlike in past FF games, you now progress by tackling bite-sized missions. And about half of the game's missions, cut- Scenes, and dungeons are purely elective—seri- ous players will love ferreting out every last bonus quest. Plus, X-2 features three different Success in battle requires strategic use of both the dresspheres and garment grids. It's pretty easy—sim- ply bring up the gal's equipped grid, choose the new outfit you'd like to wear, and voila, she’s getting all fancy in her new digs. If you tire of these cinemas, you can choose to truncate them or turn them off altogether. efense +5 «$ 136 • ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY • www.egmmag.com Equip: Defense, Magic Defense 45 ^ Өосїспзе +5 Magic Def, +5 Magic Def. +5 | FINAL FANTASY X-2 ^ сай endings—a totally cool feature that’s never before been offered by an FF game. Oddly, X-2 trips up in the one area where FF titles usually shine: presentation. Graphically, it’s a gorgeous game...but prepare for a wicked déja vu. Approximately 90 percent of the environments and enemies are lifted directly from FFX. Yes, this is the same world and all...but an effort to pre- sent these places in a new way would have really helped. Conversely, | wish they had reused more of FFX’s haunting musical themes here—most of the overly bubbly new music sounds like '70s porno soundtrack leftovers. Luckily, the multifaceted story, deep character customization, and excellent battle system bal- ance out the redundant visuals and cheesy tunes. Bottom line: if you dug FFX, you'll also wanna play this. And if you like RPGs but somehow missed out the first time, pick 'em both up. ر‎ а There's no — the пад battle pace, so you'll have to get used to reacting very, very quickly. THE VERDICTS (QUT OF 10) SHANE KEVIN Publisher: Square Enix Developer: Square Enix Players: ESRB: Teen www.square-enix-usa.com Minigame Mayhem Ever since Final Fantasy Vil (PS1) introduced the concept of inserting goofy minigames into traditional roleplaying, the series has never looked back. X-2 has more than its share of absurd diversions (including the dreaded return of Blitzball, albeit in stripped-down form). Here are a few examples... Public Relations Assuredly one of the strangest mes ever to appear in a Final Fantasy, this PR campaign asks the player to pester folks into visiting a fun park of sorts. Gun Gauntlet In this game, Yuna blasts caps in the asses of enemies on Besaid Island. Conserve ammo, be quick, and avoid getting hit in order to win big prizes. —— por Sphere Break Mathletic players will really dig this wacky blend of addition and multiplication. Everyone else will cry, since you have to master it to get a dressphere. Treasure Hunting in an excavation expedition in the desert to uncover all manner of buried junk. Time- consuming, but the rewards can be substantial. late to deal magical damage. | know a lot of people have the wrong idea about Final Fantasy X-2. | know the game's got naughty outfits, bincy-bouncy pop e А music, and utterly silly plot twists (FF f V^ freaks will probably complain about the = girl-on-girl back-rub minigame...well, some of 'em, anyway). | know it takes the sober tone of the world's top console RPG series and turns it into Spira 90210. It doesn't matter—X-2 is still the best thing going for RPG fans right now. Almost every devia- tion X-2 takes from the established Final 8 Fantasy has paid off. The battle system has undergone a complete overhaul—the battles are in real time, and you can earn damage bonuses if you time your team’s attacks correctly. Instead of sum- mons, you have dresspheres that transform your characters into fighters, mages, samurai, and pop singers, each with its own set of latent abilities. The result: The battles in X-2 are scarily engaging. Jiggering your attacks, rearranging your dres- spheres, getting chain combos to work just right...it all works so naturally, and it's the first RPG battle system in a very, very long time that didn’t put me to sleep. Combine this with a nonlinear story system that rewards multiple playthroughs (you'll likely see only half the game on your first play), and you have a Final Fantasy that’s both hip with the kids and rewarding to RPG maniacs. Check your inhibi- tions at the door...and let's party! [Potion IBF ЛИШ | The combat’s so speedy and fun that you won’t mind the high encounter rate. опе enemy. I'm sure a lot of Final Fantasy fans will struggle with this game for the same reason | did: 1 just couldn’t believe | was enjoying it so much. | mean, | knew I'd like it. It’s Final Fantasy, after all, with some of my favorite characters returning to a world | loved. But the new tone and the fact that it’s the first-ever true sequel makes it something altogether different. So here’s the deal: Don’t fight it. Get into the groove, and you'll be treated to a raucous ride that's certain to be some of the most fun you've ever had with a Final Fantasy. | love the story, | adore the addictive battle system, and | can’t wait to play through the game again to unlock an even better ending. Even Shane's nitpick about repeti- tive environments didn’t bother me—and all because of those warm, fuzzy feelings | got revis- iting those familiar yet drastically changed (machina in a Yevon temple?!) environs. ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY • www.egmmag.com • 137 .. Kicking poor мое here, Куа makes her stance on animal rights all too clear, PlayStation 2 KYA: DARK LINEAGE Just dust in the wind The girl may be cute and have some spunk, but she also has her share of blemishes. Kya, the titular character in this actiony, adventurey platformer, is try- ing to save her brother from a surly band of wolflike beasts. Along with kicking, punching, and throwing a stylish-yet- functional boomerang hair clip, our hero- ine can hoverboard and free-fall in totally extreme do-the-Dew style. And while these X Games-inspired segments are amusing and control well enough, they often go on far too long and can be frus- tratingly difficult—expect to replay them a few times. Also, the camera can be absolutely maddening at times. But these annoyances don’t ruin an otherwise solid game—all the platform- ing and puzzle segments prove enjoyable and clever. In one level, while scaling a mountain, you use the wind to plant yourself against a wall as you inch your way over a gap. Another has you navigat- ing your Yoshi-esque steed alongside a train before jumping aboard. It’s some truly exhilarating stuff. For those willing to give the girl a shot, Kya delivers a good enough time. Kya, | wanted to love you—with your cute blue dreadlocks, fun bracelet power-ups, and boomerangs aplenty; your pretty worlds and their fan- ciful flora and fauna; your whimsical story line and its hapless villagers to free. | came to you with an open heart; unfortu- nately, our honeymoon was cut short that first time the camera fell through the floor and wouldn’t show me where you were jumping. And too many hours wandering aimlessly, searching for the next goal, forced me to leave you. Don't ask for another chance, Kya. It’s over. Nobody likes the wind. Seriously, nobody. | mean, it's annoying. It messes up your hair. It basi- cally...blows. Fitting, then, that Kya uti- lizes the wind as its most “innovative” gameplay element. Free-falling sounds kinda neat, sure, but in practice it’s rather dull after the first few times. And when that's the best on offer from this profoundly-mediocre-platformer-with- aspirations-of-greatness, Kya simply doesn't have what it takes to stand out this holiday season. THE VERDICTS (OUT OF 10) JENNIFER G. FORD Publisher: Atari Developer: Eden Games Players: 1 (1-6 alternating in minigames) ESRB: Teen GARY www.atari.com 138 • ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY * www.egmmag.com PlayStation 2 BUDOKAI 2 DRAGON BALLZ Goku takes up board games С: The first Budokai was proof that it's possible to make a decent DBZ game. Budokai 2 wisely keeps the fighting gameplay the same (barring some neato fusions and countering tweaks), but at the same time, it drops the cool anime-style cinema sequences that | enjoyed so much last time around. Reducing the story to talking heads turns the once-engaging plot into a drab, formulaic mess. But where Budokai 2 loses its ability to fly is in its new board-game-style single- player game. Seriously, whose idea was it to make this the main mode? It's just not fun to move game pieces around flat, uninteresting maps when all you have to look forward to is fighting the same char- acters multiple times per board until they're dead and maybe collecting a few new technique capsules. It ends up feel- ing like a cheap way to extend the game. It's not all bad news, though—the new cartoon-shaded graphics look nice, and the option to customize a fighter’s attacks with capsules spices up the Versus play. But this time around, Budokai’s best left to the most loyal breed of DBZ fan. SHAWN: Budokai 2 captures the carto manic essence but doesn't fare as well when judged solely on its merits as a fighting game. The core combat is essen- tially the same as last year’s, and while there are over 30 characters to choose from, they’re all clones as far as combos go, unique only in appearance. While that lets aspiring Saiyans swap characters with ease, it also means us sane folk will never get the chance to develop diverse SHANE skills with different fighters. SHANE: Last year, | was awestruck by the quality of Budokai—it was a veritable Soul Calibur Il compared to wretched pre- vious attempts like Dragon Ball GT and Ultimate Battle 22 (both on PS1). Sadly, this sequel is a step backwards. Although the basic fighting gameplay (a decent mix of simple combos, copious fireballs, and zany supermoves) remains largely unchanged, the new board-game concept ruins the single-player experience. Fighting the same brain-dead enemies over and over gets really old, really fast. Stick with last year’s version. E 2 ues It may seem cool now, but the fun fades after beating this dude six times straight. PUBLISHER: Atari DEVELOPER: Dimps PLAYERS: 1-2 ESRB: Teen www.dbzgamer.com ™ RARES OF ТЛ k HOKKAIN 2004 Babes of Norrath Calendar with pre-order.” “WHILE SUPPLIES LAST. | ў А Л! 3 t “NORRAT H“ #236876-9 $49.99 ы * IN A " ARN S y а ps М. а, NA ак 9 if een AS ymmo "M Ж Qe Р ©» ‚ Um i 1 ify NL = х A А % Call 1-800-800-5166 for the store nearest you or visit us at www.ebgames.com к oe, a PlayStation WWE SMACKDOWN! HERE COMES THE PAIN The king of the squared circle yet again The SmackDown series adheres to the age-old philosophy of not fixing what isn’t broken. Sure, you'll spot a few key tweaks each year, but in the end, each version offers the same level of qual- ity as the last. And hey, that’s not such a bad thing—Here Comes The Pain delivers solid thrills that'll please any WWE diehard. Returning players will definitely appreciate the revamped Story mode. This time around, forging alliances or rivalries really does affect your match- es, and the conversations you'll have with other wrestlers sound pretty believable, as opposed to last year’s stilted, poorly-written drivel. As always, the in-ring action is fast and respon- sive. You're always able to pull off the moves you want, and fluid animation makes ‘em look down- right painful. As far as your choice of match types and rosters, Pain can't be beat. For the first time ever, your dreams of forcibly disrobing opponents in a Bra and Panties Match or bustin’ up fools in an Elimination Chamber can be realized. Of course, 140 • ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY • www.egmmag.com nearly every superstar you'd ever want is available from the outset—developer Yuke's added a bunch of classic wrestlers this year; now, you can pit guys like Sergeant Slaughter and George “The Animal” Steele against today’s stars. Of all the WWE game franchises, I've favored SmackDown the least...until now. Thanks to its incredibly deep Season mode, Pain is easily the best wrasslin’ title since the days of the Nintendo 64. Every week, events transpire in true soap-opera-like fashion, and the decisions you make throughout the ever-changing story lines keep the experience unique. The action inside the ring is great—the new grappling system not only improves match pacing, but, more important, also adds a bevy of moves to your wrestler’s arsenal. Visually, however, minor problems exist: Some WWE superstars lack the polish of others, and everyone still walks like they have a stick up their butt. But neither of these complaints will stop Panty Raid Here Comes the Pain features a new mode that fans have been clamoring for: the world-famous Bra and Panties Match. Here, two WWE “Divas” enter the ring and attempt to tear each other's clothes off. The first gal who strips her opponent down to her skivvies wins. Just try to explain this one to any woman passing by the television... wrestling nuts from enjoying Pain. Fundamentally, Pain's a good title—the wrestlers look realistic, the gameplay’s responsive and balanced, and there’s no shortage of crazy modes. Plus, creating your own wrestlers is easy, breezy fun, with tons of wacky wardrobe options to outfit your friends/enemies with. Problem is, outside of a few tweaks and minor additions, this is just like last year's Shut Your Mouth. For example, the reworked Story mode may have ditched Mouth's boring hall-wandering, but Pain’s barely animated, stone-silent chats between wrestlers are just as lame. (Should 1 give Rikishi a ride home after he’s injured in a match? The drama!) And the wrestler entrances lack the excite- ment of the real thing, with crappy-looking specta- tors and embarrassing, one-sided signboards that mirror the front image on the back, but reversed. How hard is it to render a piece of poster board? Spruce up the presentation next year, please. THE VERDICTS (OUT OF 10) GREG S. Player ESRB: Teen BRYAN Shawn Michaels Brock shows us his “Oh!” face. Publisher: THO Developer: Yuke's. : 1-2 (2-6 w/ Multitap) www.thg.com In the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" Video Game, you'll discover that there's trouble around every corner. Whether you’re playing your favorite Turtle in Story mode or going head-to-head with a neighborhood knuckiehead in Vs. mode, it will take all your butt-kickin’ ninja skills to stay out of harm’s way. wines og GAMECUBE. www.konami.com/usa © 2003 Mirage Studi in tho United Stat of Nintendo. The rat os, Inc. Ай rights reserved. M огой trademarks of Son sociation. "KONAMI" is a nd the Xbox to iment Inc.™, 6 юу mark of Konami Corporation, either. arks or trademarks of Microsoft Corporation о GamoCubo і mi Computer Entertalam am —* KONAMI & Ko Studios, The Honeysuckle Cup pitted a suit of armor against a brazen hussy. It got ugly quick. PlayStation 2 MONSTER RANCHER Pokémon for stat freaks As always, you can root through your CD and DVD collection to randomly generate monsters. Cy o MAGIC: THE GATHERING BATTLEGROUNDS Fight like a warrior...cry like a fairy After two PS1 hits and one PS2 game that’s better forgotten, the fourth Rancher takes a very back-to-basics approach. The idea’s the same: raise cutesy monsters (five at once this time), enter them in tournaments, and have them tag along with you in adventures across a generic RPG land. Where MR4 differs is in the approach—instead of navigating menus, you actually control your critter- lovin’ scamp this time, running him around the ranch and spending quality time with your herd. The adventures are much more RPG-like, too, with dungeons and hidden areas accessible only by certain monsters. Unfortunately, just like in MR3, none of this gameplay is fleshed out enough. Simply put, the game’s stupidly easy—you can take your first five monsters, raise their power and speed stats aggressively, and use them to whiz through the entire story. Despite this miniscule challenge, the game still takes up mounds of time: Tending to a full five monsters feels more like work than play, and the dungeons are vast, empty and repetitive. | think Tecmo had the right idea here, but it didn’t quite follow through. MR3 was so disappointing, | began to think it was time to put the series to sleep for good. But this fourth title is a step away from the needle. First off, MR4 ditches the craptacular cartoon look from the previous title in favor of traditional visuals. The gameplay's deeper, too—Tecmo's added features like real 3D dungeon exploring, multipart training regimens for your beasts, and the ability to raise multiple creatures. Now, all Rancher needs to do is break from its tedious, menu-driven shackles. Unlike Kevin and CJ, | loved МАЗ. It was my favorite of the bunch—and it still is. There was a puri- ty to the gameplay and the, er, “craptacu- lar" graphics that | really enjoyed. That's why MR4 is a bit of a letdown. As a whole, the game seems to offer much more than its predecessors, with its dungeon-crawling Side quests and customizable ranch. But taken separately, each of these new ele- ments isn't very impressive—or fun. It's still Monster Rancher, though, and it's still great for fans like me, but it's not the step forward | was craving. (QUT OF 10) GREG 5: | can’t imagine many things more boring than a straight-up Xbox version of the Magic: The Gathering card game. Luckily, that's not what Battlegrounds is. Instead, it’s a real-time RPG that features all the creatures and spells found in the superpopular card game. And 1 guess my luck ran out: Instead of being boring, it's totally unbalanced and infuriating. It's not so bad when tackling a human opponent, since both of you will have to deal with the game's tragic interface prob- lems. But single player? Forget it. While you fiddle around with unwieldy creature and magic menus, wander your area looking for mana crystals, and deal with laggy battle controls, your CPU opponents work with the reflexes of a god. They never miss a beat and often overwhelm you—even on the easiest levels. It pushes the whole single- player mode way beyond frustrating and ultimately killed the game for me. So, if you're a Magic nut, you'll probably dig this game despite the ridiculous diffi- culty. But casual fans (or curious RPGers) should just pass it by and invest in a couple starter decks or something instead. GREG S. PAUL Publisher: Tecmo Developer: Tecmo Players: 1-2 ESRB: Everyone www.tecmo.com PAUL: Half the fun of Magic is devising your own strategy and then testing it against an astute adversary. Battlegrounds ignores this crucial element of the card game's appeal. Nearly every match in the single-player campaign makes you cast your most recently learned spell to achieve some gimmicky victory condition (attack with a certain creature, survive for one minute while hopelessly overmatched, etc.). Even in Versus mode (local or Live), constructing your own deck is cumber- some, and you must unlock spells in Campaign mode first. Weak sauce. XBH—GREE 0: Want to know what a spell of Eternal Dumbness does? It inspires developers to turn a well-loved, strategic card game into a twitchy mess that sends tactics on permanent vacation. Here, Magic is about who can collect power-ups and hurl spells the quickest. In single-player mode, the game is a joke, requiring players to play out a scenario in the one specific way the developers mapped out or face defeat ad nauseam. Where’s the creativity? бопе. Where's the magic? MIA. Publisher: Atari Developer: Secret Level Players: 1-2 ESRB: Teen GREG 0. E The creatures’ mismatched art styles clash more fiercely than the monsters themselves. www.atari.com 142 * ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY * www.egmmag.com Are you ready to show us what you’ve got? Tom Clancys _ [EAM GIEALTA Arian Wireless multiplayer game play Game card titles from top publishers Supports 3D graphics Bluetooth technology MP3 music player-FM radio Built-in mobile phone n-gage.com > апуопе EBGA MES GameSiow N 53 OE anywhere @ T WIRELESS WWW GAMELOFT COM Copyright © 2003 Nokia. All rights reserved. Nokia and N-Gage are registered trademarks of Nokia Corporation. Bluetooth is a registered trademark of Bluetooth SIG. Inc. Many features and mobile services are network-dependent and require network support. Some networks have limitations that affect how you can use phone features, Contact your service provider about feature support and availability. © 2003 Electronic Arts Inc. 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Though even if you were, your squadmates do a good job of taking care of themselves. Dispatch them behind a nearby car, and each will head over and crouch for cover, peek around corners, and scan for targets, just like real soldiers. But as great as these squaddies are to play with, they can’t compare to real people. Online co-op play is fan- tastic—once you learn how to work together, you'll be taking rooms and completing levels with text- 146 • ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY • www.egmmag.com book efficiency—and that’s almost impossibly fun. Competing in deathmatches is entertaining as well, since the game offers so many different ways of using your environment to fool opponents. Rainbow Six 3 plays so well that it could get away with not being the best looking and sounding game in its field, but luckily it is. Only a few minor A.l. problems keep this game from being complete- ly legendary. Even still, it’s a must-have title. Everyone will enjoy Rainbow Six 3's crisp graphics and awesome lighting effects, but only those with real patience will appreciate the game’s challenging, slow-paced missions. Luckily, issuing squad orders is simple, and your teammates posi- tion themselves and attack with impressive real- ism. Enemies show signs of intelligence as well— peeking around corners, running for cover, and fir- ing without exposing themselves. Other times, though, they don't react to gunfire or they stare blankly as you gun down one of their friends. And Multiplayer Mind Games There are many creative ways to play Rainbow Six 3’s deathmatches. For instance, you can toss a smoke grenade into a room, then flip to thermal vision so you can see nearby oppo- nents clearly and cap them. Also, curtains and spiderwebs in the game sway if you rush past them quickly. But if you duck and double back past them slowly, you can make your foes think you’ve gone one way when you’ve actu- ally gone another. Bang. the way bad guys suddenly pop in at certain spots every time belongs in Doom, not a realistic squad shooter. Unlike Joe, | found multiplayer slow and dull, except for co-op, where the excitement of relying on your friends is intense. Ubisoft's decision to break with tradi- tion pays off big time in Rainbow Six 3. Gone are the tedious pre-mission planning sessions, and in their place, an intuitive real-time menu (or voice) system gives you on-the-fly control over your squad in the heat of battle. What makes these real- time commands work so well is the fact that your A.l. teammates are a significant cut above what you'd usually find in a tactical shooter, taking care to check blind spots and find cover during fire- fights. But the game really shines on Xbox Live, where you play with and against friends and strangers. Although it could have used more online modes and weapon balancing, Six 3 is a taut, gorgeous masterpiece that's peerless in its class. Quick! Smear mud all over your body to obscure your heat signature. (No, you can't actually do that.) 1) THE VERDICTS (out Publisher: Ubisoft Developer: Ubisoft PLAYERS: 1 (2-16 via Xbox Live or LAN) ESRB: Mature www.ubisoft.com Certain death at your 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11 & 12 o'clock Suggestive Themes Violence gamextudios Buckle up because Crimson Skies® is a deadly ride. Play single player as an air pirate at the helm of a tricked-out 1930s warplane. Because you're fueled by revenge, anyone foolish enough to enter your airspace is an enemy. Play on Xbox Live™ to pick a dogfight with up to 15 friends and strangers. Just remember, as you enjoy sending opponents into a fiery death spiral, someone probably has you in their crosshairs. Good luck, you are cleared to rule the skies. ni S SES its-good to play together xbox.com/crimsonskies ©2003 Microsoft Corporation. Ай rights reserved. Microsoft, Microsoft Game Studios logo, Crimson Skies, High Road to Revenge, Fasa Studio, Xbox, Xbox Live, the Xbox logos and the Xbox Live logo are trademarks or registered trademarks of Microsoft Corporation in the United States and/or other countries. Xbox Live service sold separately. The ratings icon is a tr lemark of the Interactive Digital Software Association. review crew: xbox 100 | Better off dead Good: It's over quickly, thankfully Bad: Terrible controls, camera, level design No, Seriously, You Guys: It is this bad PAUL: Drake, an undead Triad gangster, wields double firearms and Matrix-like abilities (wall running and bullet time) in his quest for revenge against the cyborgs who killed him. It’s cheesy, but the action is supposed to make up for the story. Trouble is, the action ain’t acting right. Here's what's painfully difficult in Drake: seeing things, going places, and shooting enemies. In other words, every- thing. The camera is entirely manual until you get close to a wall; then it gets opin- ionated, showing the floor or nothing at all rather than, you know, bad guys or power-ups. Hellishly inconsistent wall- running and double-jumping abilities make navigating these repetitive levels an excruciating ordeal. Worst of all, the game’s autoaim is outright broken. Drake would rather send slugs into nearby walls than retaliate against the thug zap- ping him from directly ahead in plain view. Amazingly, he gets even more con- fused if multiple foes are present. You'll spend more time fighting with Drake's camera and controls than its dastardly robomen. Unless, of course, you don't play it. PAUL SHAWN / If tat WANES ETE, FS ma wiit пап". Drake КЕ соуёўЁйй 5 * D RAKE те E Manin, - RI SHAWN: If someone gives you a copy of Drake, consider it your moral obligation to destroy it. The game's so broken that it's unplayable: The camera constantly spirals out of control, making platforming impossible, and the autotar- geting is inoperative. More insane contor- tionist than cold-blooded assassin, when Drake does manage to hit something, he's pointing his guns in the wrong direc- tion. In short, playing this monumental disaster is unconscionable. You'd be bet- ter off spending six hours outside EB, warning others of the impending misery. KEVIN: If the folks behind XII decided to take an unlikable, topless albino man and build a Max Payne rip-off around him, they'd likely come up with Drake. Unfortunately, the game has so many problems—unfair difficulty, outlandish controls, an alarming tendency on Drake’s part to fall off ledges—that com- paring it to Max Payne at all seems like an affront to Rockstar's adventure. It'd be a bit better with a saner control scheme, but as it is, Drake is an exercise in frus- tration and repeated death. Publisher: Majesco Developer: Idol Players: 1 ESRB: Teen KEVIN www.drakegame.com 148 • ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY • www.egmmag.com Cy «= CRIMSON SKIES: HIGH ROAD TO REVENGE Soars through the air with the greatest of ease This pounded airship’s about to sink like a lead zeppelin. af Good: Ace control Bad: Longish load times wy “М For а Kooky Online Twist: Play with gyros only Just when you thought all air- combat games were stuck on autopilot, along zips this stellar and stylish shooter to kick the genre's tires and light its fires. And spotting why Skies soars is easy. It packs boffo visuals, from the heat of your plane's engines to the lush jungle canyons of the South American level. And the free- form mission structure (you pick the jobs you want while exploring the massive environments) delivers an outstanding variety of stuff to do. You'll engage in sim- ple escort missions and supply runs one minute, then find yourself locked in epic blimp-on-blimp action the next. But it's your plane's incredibly fluid feel that turbo boosts the fun here into the stratosphere. Whether you're juking ene- mies, pulling a high-g special move, or barreling between Chicago's skyscraper canyons, control is magic—like you're practically flying this thing with your mind. You'll appreciate being so in touch with your aircraft in the outstanding online modes, which again are more fleshed-out and require more strategic play than any- thing else in the genre. Crimson Skies aces every other air-combat game out there. Sterling con- trols let you plummet past skyscrapers, shake bogies in congested streets, and power climb to reengage zeppelins high above the city. Imagine Panzer Dragoon's corkscrewing chases and death-defying drops, unscripted and open to interpreta- tion. The bosses, each with its own inge- niously exploitable pattern and weak spot, are just as brilliant. Only the multiplayer (OUTOF 10) THE VERDICTS CRISPIN SHAWN GREG 0. modes—namely splitscreen—are Milquetoast, but it hardly matters. Painting the skies red with other people's blood might be the most fun you can have with your pants Still on. In Crimson Skies' solo play, taking the role of sky pirate Nathan Zachary involves running the gamut of sky-faring combat missions in fantastically pretty locales. Better yet is the multiplayer mode, where the game gives the middle finger to such pleasantries as “story” and serves up white-knuckle dogfighting. As planes cut and turn every way and shrapnel fills the skies, the resultant action is video joy. = + Skies offers turrets aplenty, including can- поп on moving trucks, trains, and blimps. Publisher: Microsoft Developer: Microsoft Players: 1-4 (2-16 via Xbox Live or LAN) ESRB: Teen www.xbox.com namco: — WWW.NAMCO.COM 0 ONES TOLLE cane | the ‘LOST мам $ standiİNg. WWW.ININJAGAME.COM Get Ninja-crazy by collecting power-ups Gravity? Run up walls and tear through Use multiple weapons to take apart Five huge worlds, mini-quests and to incite Ninja’s special Rage abilities. levels with moves only the most insane any foe that dares stand between grueling missions that will separate Ninja would try. Ninja and his missions. the Ninjas from the boys. i Animated Blood b. { Violenc ess c> i: ich 30> А PlayStation.? FETT nd the "PS" Family logo aro registered trademarks of Sony Computer Entertainment Inc. TM, Ф and the Nintendo GameCube logo are trademarks of Nintendo. Microsoft Ninja & © 2003 Argon: he U.S. and/or in other countries and are used under license from Microsoft. The ratings icon is a registered trademark of the Entertainment Software Association. Xox and the Xbox Logos iy to Namco Hometek In trademarks Ol Mego Cor b. 7 е famous (well, relatively) Karussell turn at PROJECT GOTHAM Ë RACING 2 Holy s---, Batman! If you like the racing games, and you like the Xbox Live, then buckle the f up. This is the best realistic (well, fairly realistic) racer since Gran Turismo 3, and in many ways, it’s even more fun. PGR2 is also one of the first Xbox Live Aware titles, so not only can you play against random yahoos via Live, but you can also see how your scores for each single-player event stack up against the rest of the world. It's genius. The other genius part of PGR2 is the Kudos sys- tem, which rewards players for powerslides, over- taking rivals, and generally driving like your hair's on fire. It adds to the game an arcadey aspect that's missing from more hardcore sim racers—if you find Gran Turismo to be equal parts daunting and boring, you won't feel that way about PGR2. Of course, it wouldn't be a review without some bellyaching. The tracks (all based on real locations) are excellent...except when you're racing at night and it's so dark that you can't see the apex of the next turn. The biggest problem, though, is the Kicking the Tires on PGR2 Tracks The second Gotham does even more globe- trotting than the fir: you'll visit Stockholm, Florence, Moscow, Hong Kong, Yokohama, Sydney, Chicago, Washington, D.C., Barcelona, Edinburgh, and the 14-mile Nürburgring Nordschleife circuit. 150 * ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY * www.egmmag.com prison-rules A.I. Doesn't seem like the owner/oper- ator of a Porsche 959 would be quite so zealous to punt you into the guardrail, but turns out he is. Computer-controlled cars are oblivious to your presence, and a lot of frustrating crashes result. Don't let that deter you, though—many events are solo or versus just one other car anyway, and when you go online, you'll find real people are just as cutthroat. Despite the flaws, PGR2 is brilliant. PGR2is the ultimate refinement of the formula Bizarre Creations has been working on since Metropolis Street Racer hit Dreamcast: Slick visuals, tight control, and that wacky Kudos system combine to form one helluva racer. Still, all this adds up to only a minor improve- ment upon the first PGR...except for the amazing new Xbox Live component. This online-all-the-time thing in PGR2 might sound like a lame gimmick, but it really adds immense replayability. Real-time scoreboards and ghost cars of the world’s finest Kudos Drivers earn Kudo points for sliding, over- taking, catching air, and driving cleanly. Do these things simulta- neously and you'll earn extra combo points. If you hit a wall, you'll lose your combo bonus— but not the whole pot, like in the last PGR. оаооозй players will keep you playing the offline game, if only to get that coveted spot on the top 10 list. Not to mention the sense of competition it instills in you. What could be better than finding the No. 1 player online and kicking his ass in a race? Online gaming is currently what sets Xbox apart from its competition, and PGR2 is the first title to take full advantage of what it means to be Live-enabled. Sure, series mainstays such as photo-realistic car models, flawless handling, and Kudos style points return in the sequel, but it's the total online integration that makes this the new standard to topple. As you progress through the game in solo fashion, your best times will con- Stantly be posted on Xbox Live for all to worship and, ultimately, dethrone. So even as you play the game offline, you never feel alone in your need for speed. Since there's so much to rave about in Gotham, I'I just say this: You won't find a more value-packed racer anywhere—on any system. Cars With 14 different car series (Compact Sport: Pacific Muscle, Track Specials, etc.) and six to 10 cars per series, there’s no shortage of highfalutin’ automobiles. Including some you've never heard of, such as the Iceni, Delfino Force, and Koenigsegg CC V8S. THE VERDICTS (OUT OF 10) DEMIAN Publisher: Microsoft Developer: Bizarre Creations Players: 1-4 (2-8 via Xbox Live) ESRB: Everyone GREG S. www.xbox.com | with pre-order or purchase.” "WHILE SUPPLIES LAST. Call 1-800-800-5166 for the store nearest you or visit us at — com D oi — E и review crew: xbox @ ay oS NBA INSIDE DRIVE 2004 Left out of the starting lineup Bi Don't let these images fool you. NBA Inside Drive 2004 is all about utilizing your big men. a8 New songs to dance to can be downloaded cheaply over Xbox Live. Now where’s “Butterfly”? ОШУ == DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION ULTRAMIX Dance, Xbox, dance! 500666205 8 Є а T TOUR A new interface and online play might be enough to get jaded DDR players interested again. 152 • ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY « www.egmmag.com Good: Low-post moves Bad: Little innovation Increase: The difficulty. The default setting is a joke BRYAN: Innovation is a necessity when you're pitted against stalwarts like ESPN and Live. Sadly, Microsoft's NBA Inside Drive 2004 fails to do anything exciting or revolutionary, nor does it execute anything any better than other basketball offerings do. It's tough to get psyched about a Season mode that's devoid of interesting options, a default single-player difficulty level that's far too low, and an overall lack of cool, new experiences (like ESPN NBA Basketball’s fantastic 24/7 mode). | also suggest hitting the mute button on your television remote instead of listening to these cheesy announcers—the trio of Kevin Calabro, Kenny Smith, and Marques Johnson has to go. Even with these faults, this year’s edi- tion of Drive is a step up, albeit a small one. Online options are plentiful, thanks to the XSN Sports website, and the visuals are definitely eye pleasing. Also, it’s refreshing to see gameplay emphasizing low-post moves. Still, these improvements feel routine. Until Microsoft brings some- thing truly new to the hardwood, I’m afraid Drive is gonna remain a benchwarmer. THE VERDICTS (OUT OF 10) BRYAN JOHN R. Good: Online play and downloadable songs 6.0 75 6.5 PATRICK JOHN R: /nside Drive 2004 features a number of minor improvements to last year's game (better graphics, a cou- ple of new moves and control options, smarter CPU A.I.), but for the most part, the basic gameplay is essentially the same. Xbox Live support is a huge plus this year, but considering you can already play online with Sega's superior ESPN 2K4, Should you even care? Yes—maybe. If the idea of participating in online leagues fills you with glee, Drive is the only game in town (this year) that'll fulfill your needs. But if not, go with ESPN instead. PATRICK: This year’s Drive delivers compe- tent, good-looking b-ball action, but it’s Still a tad sketchy. Some of the gameplay tweaks work—enriched defensive A.l. makes scoring a challenge, and the new low-post moves make it easier to execute in the half court. But running the break, even with the fleetest of teams, proves dif- ficult. The game feels skewed toward the big men, as if the developer decided to emphasize low-post scoring with cover- boy Shaq, at the expense of perimeter play. Publisher: Microsoft Developer: High Voltage Players: 1-4 (2-8 via Xbox Live) ESRB: Everyone www.xsnsports.com Bad: Number of previously used songs may bore seasoned vets Only Cheaters: Use the control pad when playing online Recently, I've found it hard to get ener- gized about new DDRs. But Ultramix throws caution to the wind and gives the series the injection of fun it sorely needed. Updated graphics are only the beginning. The other tweaks, like the ability to see your highest grade for all three difficulties on a song at once, sneak up on you, but they make so much sense you wonder why it took this long for them to be implemented. In addition to the normal game mode, Ultramix offers an outstanding single-player Challenge mode that gives you various objectives to complete that'll put your dancing skills to the ultimate test. Why has- n't this been a part of every DDR? But why play solo when you can log on to Xbox Live and compete against others across the country or download additional songs? Ultramix's Live connectivity is easily its best feature. It even lets you know whether the people you're playing against (up to four simultaneously) are using dance pads or regular controllers. How cool is that? The only major fault 1 can find with this DDR is that its song list ain't that great. But with downloadable songs, that’s fixable. | never realized what a DDR loser | was until they took away the Beginner difficulty level and Lesson mode in Ultramix. | can hold my own on Light, but | think the training wheels helped me, if only psychologically. Still, though not newbie friendly, Ultramix is а much-needed addition to the Xbox sta- ble—you people need to shake a leg! Plus, I'm guessing the Xbox Live versus action is gonna knock somebody's socks off, literally. And with the ability to download new songs, this mix is as ultra as it gets. 1 know hardcore DDR fans will be all about online play and new game modes. But | couldn’t care less. | just want to have fun, and Ultramix is way too hard. | miss the Lesson mode in DDR- MAX2, which made me feel like | could practice and actually improve. Plus, there's no way to turn off the "boos" without turn- ing off the commentary altogether, and the continual jabs infuriated me. And there are too few songs with low difficulty. OK, | like the game, but I'm a sore loser. | hope some of the downloadable songs are easier. THE VERDICTS (QUTOF 10) JENNIFER CARRIE Publisher: Konami Developer: Konami Hawaii Players: 1-4 ESRB: Everyone www.konami.com ee BestBuy.com Neverwinter Nights: Gold Neverwinter Nights: The Temple Of Elemental Evil: Hordes Of The Underdark A Classic Greyhawk Adventure review crew: xbox Good: High production values Bad: Far too repetitive SHAWN: Ever wonder what it’s like to operate a traveling carnival attraction? This haunted house has enough hokey Halloween music and kids screaming at unscary crap to scare any dropout back to night school. But I'm getting ahead of myself. Grabbed by the Ghoulies’ campi- ness and simple fights are fun at first. Intuitive and precise analog controls let you mash monsters instead of buttons, and you can use whatever household object is at hand to keep the encroaching bogeymen at bay. Once you've broken your hundredth chair over the head of a hunchback, how- ever, you'll fiend for something, anything else to do. The routine never really changes, only the rules. So instead of Clearing out a roomful of creeps, you'll have to kill 'em within a time limit, in a certain order, or without getting hit. Somewhere along the line, you'll have had so much of the gobbledygook, the 10-cent scares, and senselessly doing the same thing disguised as something else, that all the fancy effects your Xbox can muster won't keep you from feeling like a carny. ETA to total ghoulie-whacking boredom? One hour, ten minutes. LIEN GRABBED BY THE GHOULIES Something retarded this way comes Voiceover Work Provided By: A special-ed class y Pm SHANE: | sure hope Microsoft didn’t pony up the big bucks to purchase hotshot developer Rare in order to publish stuff like this. Admittedly, Ghoulies looks fantastic—the wonderfully detailed rooms (packed with oodles of breakable junk) handily show off the Xbox's graphical prowess. But gameplaywise, this is a dis- aster. The ultralimited combat gets stale after an hour, but thankfully, you’re already about a fourth of the way through the mercifully short game by then. Factor in horribly dippy voice samples and you've got yet another reason to avoid this exer- cise in annoyance. XBN—GREG 0: Grabbed by the Ghoulies ranks right up there with Halo and Metal Gear Solid 2 in that they are all, in fact, games. Neither particularly fun nor frightening, the glossy-looking Ghoulies features dull, turn-off-your-brain brawling wherein players tap (or, if you're lazy, hold down) the right analog stick to make young hero Cooper punch, kick, or slam whatever monster happens to be near him...again and again. Expect sticker Shock from Ghoulies, but little else. Publisher: Microsoft Developer: Rare Players: 1 ESRB: Everyone www.xbox.com 154 * ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY * www.egmmag.com LINE ARMED AND DANGEROUS Weapons of crass destruction Wi Just when you thought it was safe to stay on land, the Shark Gun strikes. : Unique (and useful) weapons Bad: Too many repeated mission objectives Get This: The robot?!? He likes to drink tea! How crazy! Hell, | like blowing #$%@ up as much as the next guy, but these days, mindless gunplay gets you only so far. Sure, Armed and Dangerous has some inventive weapons, but it’s still a pretty basic third-person shooter—and one with dated graphics and a dopey sense of humor, at that. ("Oooh! Look at me! I’m Scottish! Isn't that quirky?!”) The game has a bevy of huge, sprawl- ing stages, but the level design is sloppy, and the same objectives pop up far too often. (If I live my whole life without ever having to blow up another house with a bull's eye on it or rescue another peas- ant...) Even with the occasional gun turret level, the gameplay still gets repetitive over time. Some multiplayer action would have helped, but there isn't any...at all. Maybe this is another "love it or hate it" LucasArts game like Gladius, but I'd rather Armed and Dangerous had fewer missions and a lot more polish. It's one of the ugliest Xbox games you'll ever play (it's so...brown), and shooters don't come much stranger (fans of Giants: Citizen Kabuto (PS2) can expect similar har-hars). But fugly duck- ling Armed and Dangerous has a great personality that keeps you hooked longer than similar yet more blasé blasters like Brute Force. Sure, | got tired of too many rescue-the-peasants missions, and the game needs a larger arsenal (plus more levels with the superfun jetpack). But the open-ended level design—and especially the nifty fortress-defense stages—made for many moments of shooter Zen. Armed and Dangerous holds some of the greatest videogame weapons ever—the Black Hole bomb sucks, while the Shark Gun bites. These armaments complement delightfully frenetic gameplay that has enemies jump- ing out of windows to attack, buildings exploding with their roofs rocketing into space, and huge zeppelins falling to the ground in a twisted mass of metal. It’s excessive carnage done wonderfully, bro- ken up with great laugh-out-loud humor. Sadly, the game loses its punch as it wears on, presenting players with repeti- tive rail-gun shooting and mundane peas- ant-rescuing challenges. Nearly every building in Armed and Dangerous can be blown up. We checked. THE VERDICTS (QUT OF 10) JOE CRISPIN GREG 0. Developer: Planet Moon Players: 1 Publisher: LucasArts ESRB: Teen www.lucasarts.com Join the battle. Live the epic adventure yourself. Unlock the secrets of Halo to save ; mankind from the ruthless Covenant swarms, Take the fight online in customizable г. ж í head-to-head multiplayer competitions against up to 15 rival Master Chiefs. Break = open a redesigned arsenal complete with the wicked new fuel rod gun. Then go mobile in the redeveloped Rocket Warthog and Banshee. This is Halo evolved. т j Po i Now with online multiplayer MATURE 17+ Violence BUNGIE gearbox & Spy Microsoft www.microsoft.com/Games/Halo Blood and Gore ‘CONTENT RATED BY ESRB ©2003 Microsoft Corporation, All rights reserved. Microsoft, Halo, and the Microsoft Game Studios logo are either registered trademarks or trademarks of the Microsoft Corporation in the U.S. and/or other countries. Other products and company names mentioned herein may be trademarks of their respective owners. All rights reserved. The ratings icon is a trademark of the Interactive Digital Software Association. GameSpy and the "Powered by GameSpy" design are trademarks of GameSpy Industries, Inc. All rights reserved. review crew: xbox Í An empty cantina can only mean one thing: a Wookiee. STAR WARS JEDI KNIGHT: JEDI ACADEMY Left off the honor roll BRYAN: Choosing a good school is tough, especial- ly when you desire classes like Lightsabers 101 and Intro to the Force. Jedi Academy covers these subjects and more, yet the material isn’t always presented in the best manner possible. This latest game in the Jedi Knight series thrusts you into the role of a Padawan learner jet- setting across the galaxy to hone your skills. Luckily, your training offers tons of varied thrills across a multitude of missions—you'll rescue pris- oners from a man-eating rancor monster, defuse bombs while evading Boba Fett, and even explore the murky depths of Darth Vader's castle. (Since when did Darth Vader have a castle?) Sounds like another can't-miss Star Wars game for Xbox, right? Well, not quite. Lightsaber battles now take precedence over first-person shooting, which in turn makes combat a rote, button-mash- ing experience. Also, cycling through Force powers via the directional pad while hackin' away at the enemy is a terrible hassle. Unfortunately, the Good: Multiplayer modes Bad: Haphazard lightsaber battles Not a Surprise: Another Hoth level in a Star Wars game 156 • ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY • www.egmmag.com graphics don’t do much to help the cause. These visuals are mediocre at best and not up to par with today's Xbox standards. Thankfully, the hefty number of multiplayer options keeps me from calling Jedi Academy a glo- rified summer school, but it still isn't worth $50. Even the most die-hard fans are better off renting this one for the weekend. CRISPIN: It's got brutal Force powers, tauntauns and speeders to ride, guest appearances by Wars stars Luke, Chewie, and Boba Fett, and stellar mis- Sion variety (everything from luring Jedi away from the dark side to visiting Casa de Vader). But despite that hell of a syllabus, this Jedi Academy some- times barely packs the excitement of a business- school mixer. Blame the lightsaber combat, which. although flashy, is clunky and imprecise. A few missions (especially a snow-blind trek across Hoth and a crash-and-burn speederbike level) nearly push the game to the dark side. Fortunately, addic- (Jedi) Physical Education What better way to interact with your Padawan class- mates than in Jedi Academy's multiplayer modes. All the essential match types are here: Deathmatch, Team Deathmatch, Duels, Capture the Flag, and Siege. The last option is team-based scenario-style play where one group infiltrates a location such as a base on the ice planet of Hoth or a Sith temple, while the other team defends it by any means necessary. Siege is available only online, but is easily the most enjoyable match type if you have enough people (try for at least four). $5 = е THE VERDICTS BRYAN tive online modes will keep you playing if you get sick of the single-player stuff. SHOE: You can always make a great game...on paper. But what happens when a bantha takes a big crap on that paper? You get Academy: all the & г right ideas, none of the execution. A Jedi-in-train- ing with upgradeable skills, an intriguing story based on the good trilogy, Force powers, lightsabers...what can go wrong? Let me tell you... First off, Academy looks and plays like a first- person shooter from a long, long time ago with flat graphics and zero-IQ enemies. The controls are horrid—why let players mess with speeder bikes and dual lightsabers if the steering isn't worth a damn and all attacks have the same effectiveness? Multiplayer could've been terrific with its many modes, but button-mashing lightsaber duels and hard-to-aim guns ruin the fun. If you were looking forward to this, do yourself a favor and play Halo again—while humming the Star Wars theme. Familiar Faces Throughout Jedi Academy, a number of well-known characters from the Star Wars universe make your acquain- tance. In one early mission, the hairy beast Chewbacca provides you with Wookiee backup. Others include the lov- able robotic duo of C-3PO and R2-D2, and you'll even have a brief encounter with Boba Fett, minus the Sarlacc Pit. Surprise your saber-happy enemies by bustin’ out the guns in multiplayer games. Publisher: LucasArts Developer: Raven Software/Vicarious Visions Players: 1-2 offline (2-8 via Xbox Live or LAN) ESRB: Teen www.lucasarts.com CRISPIN SHOE ш Either Dandenault just delivered a check, or a spontaneous square dance just broke out. EN o2 NHL RIVALS 2004 Five minute major for sucking 4 ш (Left) Taking face-offs is extra fun when you can't see the ref drop the puck. Good: Decent graphics Bad: Totally broken gameplay Save Your Money: And buy ESPN NHL Hockey GREG S: | have given a name to my pain, and it is NHL Rivals. From the second you take to the ice, you'll notice huge problems plaguing this game. First of all, the face-off camera obscures the referee behind one of the players, meaning you can’t see the puck being dropped. Then, once play actu- ally starts, everything moves with syrupy slowness and the players’ momentum feels very wrong. For kicks, try out the exclusive “pivot” feature (where you can skate one way and turn another)—it’s so clunky, you'll never bother using it after you've played your first period. My biggest problems, though, are with the unevenness of the penalties called and shots that go in. I've been dragged down during a breakaway and seen a penalty called only once (not to mention I've never been given a penalty shot). And I’ve seen slap shots come off defensemen's feet, just because they happen to be near the guy who's supposed to be taking the shot. The whole game feels terribly sloppy and unfin- ished—there is absolutely no reason to even play Rivals. THE VERDICTS (OUT OF 10) GREG S. DEMIAN REAL SURROUND SOUND HEADPHONES FK ai N TOR À ones EEL JOHNR. DEMIAN: Launching a new sports-game franchise may be tough, but there’s no excuse for releasing a game that doesn’t feel finished. Rivals is fundamental- ly flawed: Your teammates constantly wan- der offside; you actually slow down when you get the puck; players are called for roughing when all they did was bump into another guy; goalies never leave the crease; penalty shots are never called. | even saw a CPU player slip the puck under his net to score on his own team. Fifty dol- lars for this? Are you high? JOHN А: 1 think Greg and Demian woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning (just hopefully not the same bed). Granted, Rivals is clearly not the best hockey game in town, but for a first effort, it could’ve been worse. All the basics are in place; what the game lacks is finesse. Spotty A.l. leads to a lot of frustrating (and often ridiculous) situations, and the overall pac- ing is too slow. Support for online leagues is a big plus; if Microsoft can up the real- ism next year, Rivals could be a contender. Publisher: Microsoft Developer: Microsoft Players: 1-4 ESRB: Everyone www.xbox.com Theatre 6 Model name: ZM-RS6F Awards and Recommendations “You feel like you are in the middle of the action. You can easily tell from which angle a sound is coming from.” You can pinpoint the location of the various background noises (cars, rain, wind, etc.)" “Zalman's Real Surround Sound Headphones are definitely cool. If you want surround sound without waking up the neighbors you might want to check them out." PCs require 5.10 Ch. Sound Card. Game consoles and DVD players require Amplifier. Available at Fry's, MicroCenter, and PC Club [ Zalman USA, Inc. ] 1565 Harmony Circle, Anaheim, CA 92807, USA / Tel: +1-714-693-8880 / Fax: 714-693-8890 / http://www.zalmanusa.com —— E i. E = ` Extreme AND in your face? someone please think of the children? = 1080° AVALANCHE The thrill of speed. The agony of a busted tricks What Need for Speed: Underground does for the rice-rocket set, 1080° Avalanche will do for fans of snow-sport racing. You can’t beat its cornea-stripping sense of speed. The streaking blur lines, shaking screen, and rumbling controller all come together to make you think, “Oh snap, | bet- ter slow down or I’m gonna die.” Don’t worry about that, though. The well-designed courses encourage you to tuck and rocket all the way down, with easy-access shortcuts that you won't have to let off the accelerator to nail. Most of the modes work around this all-or-noth- ing philosophy. Take a second to check out your surroundings, and you won't win the versus-CPU race or get the qualifying times in Gate Challenge (though you can take it easy in the inappropriately named Time Trial and look for hidden gold coins). Take a second to even think, and the final Avalanche levels will straight-out kill you. But why call a game 1080" anything if the emphasis is on racing? Yes, it has a half-pipe, big ramp, and terrain park, but the combo system is silly. Like Xbox's Amped 2, Avalanche is going for a more deliberate, slower, and stylish approach, not Tony Hawk's school of cramming in as many tricks as possible. But this doesn't work so well here. You rarely get enough air to squeeze in big combos, so the whole tricks system feels subdued, almost an afterthought. For freeriders, not freestylers. Even if you weren't to compare this to the recently released snow masterpiece SSX 3, Avalanche would still come up a little short. In its defense, 1080? offers the thrilling sense of speed and danger that SSX 3 lacks, plus it has decent handling and a cooler cast of characters than EA's lot. But when all of its gameplay modes and disap- pointing multiplayer options are handicapped by game-ending obstacles (you can actually become trapped by a fence) and unnecessarily fussy con- trols (rotating the stick to maintain balance sucks), the once-mighty 7080? is relegated to bench- , Decisions Decisions Which to buy, 1080° Avalanche or SSX 3? With its boundless backcountry, bi-level boost meter for pull-out-the-stops Super-Uber moves, tighter con- trols, and deeper trick set (including handplants and board presses), EA’s snowboarding game | offers the more rewarding ride for those who can afford only one lift ticket. Only 1080 , however, offers four-player splitscreen play and the oppor- tunity to tackle the slopes on Mario-themed snowboards and old-school Nintendo controllers. system warmer status in no time at all. Sadly, a handful of unlockable fan-service goodies (an NES-controller snowboard, anyone?) isn’t enough to change the fact that 1080° just hasn’t kept up with the times. What the hell? 1080"'s irritating trick system recognizes combos executed only after pre- determined pauses. And, what with twirling the analog stick while ham- mering the other keys, | inadvertently learned to play the piano by the time | landed one high-scoring string. The time tri- als are no better— shattered records by 30 seconds and still couldn’t progress to the next Circuit. Silly me, thinking speed mattered. It seems | was supposed to collect concealed coins instead. How's that for yellow snow? Admittedly, the straightforward slope riding is all right, but even so, Avalanche still can't compete with SSX 3. Multiplayer offers a few racing thrills but little else. THE VERDICTS (OUT OF 10) 158 • ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY * www.egmmag.com SHOE Publisher: Nintendo Developer: Nintendo ST Players: 1-4 (splitscreen or LAN) ESRB: Everyone MILKMAN SHAWN www.nintendo.com 39 It's not really a party until Mario takes one in the junk. iud MARIO PARTY 5 Ф Even more sickly sweet minigames SHOE: When the fat plumber hosts a new Party, it's always two steps forward, one step back. Each chapter in his party- game series improves upon its predeces- sor but always manages to leave some- thing behind, thus cleverly avoiding the perfect package, forcing you to buy more editions. Mario Party 5's stages, for example, are the worst yet. You'll dig the multitiered layouts but you'll yawn at the lack of interesting features like MP4's giant roulette wheel or lottery booths. MP5 makes up for it, however, by letting you place a wide variety of good or bad "events" on the boards' spaces, cus- tomizing the level as you play. For most Party animals, that won't be reason enough to spend another 50 bucks, but that's not where the biggest improvements are. The single-player experience is faster paced and has dif- ferent rules (so it’s not just the Party mode with CPU opponents), and several new un-Mario-Party-like modes (like Card Party or Super Duel, where you cre- ate tanks and battle them against friends) really add some disco to this venerable formula. THE VERDICTS (OUT OF 10) 8.08.0 SHOE 597 CJ: Another Mario Party, so soon? е Yes, and while I'm disappointed that the series has still not made the jump online (c'mon, it'd be perfect!), this fifth iteration hasn’t lost that special touch. It’s full of little tweaks, like an improved single- player mode, better pacing (with a little help from the Koopa Kids), the ability to deviously place event capsules around the board, and fun |i’! hockey, volleyball, and card side games. A few of the “new” minigames are rehashed, but it's hard to find fault in that when no one’s been able to throw a better party game than this. ‘GMR—ANDREW: No other game brings out the best in me as a gamer and the worst in me as a human being at the same time. Almost as if by design, Mario Party’s innocent window dressing pro- vides a delightful contrast to the relent- less vulgarity and obscenity that the unpredictable gameplay generates. Some of the new minigames are a little stale, and some concepts are recycled, but the new capsule system functions well as the necessary fresh coat of paint. Buy it, call some friends, and let chaos reign. Developer: Hudson Players: 1-4 ESRB: Everyone 8.0 ANDREW | Publisher: Nintendo www.nintendo.com F THE BATTLE BETWEEN ` ` GooD AND EVIL IS ABOUT TO REACH - Epic PROPORTIONS! The worldwide anime phenomenon has arrived at last! Coming to DVD October 21st, with all of the thrills and action of its original Japanese release. Let the new era of legends begin! Volume 1 is available now as a single-disc volume . and a Collector's Edition featuring Volume 1 and a beautiful custom Saint, Seiya art box. > i www.advfilms.com HYPERGRIND м NS Ж» You never know when Mother Nature’s gonna unleash a great torrent of paint. Ehe ar. W It wouldn't be a GameCube title without a splitscreen mode! RCE GOTCHA FO When good robots go bad © Not your imagination—action figures really have gotten larger lately. 160 * ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY • www.egmmag.com rabbit pajamas, is on fire—wait, wait, OK now—literally! Some people (and in this case, some means Paul) just aren’t going to like Hypergrind. Yes, it's a simplistic Tony Hawk rip-off. It looks like a kid’s game, even if some of the characters and envi- ronments—designed by Spumco, creators of Ren & Stimpy—display a subversive, unkiddylike crudeness. The Story mode goals are seriously repetitive, and a decent player can beat the game in a single sit- ting. But...it’s kinda fun. Hypergrind borrows the clever Who Framed Roger Rabbit? concept—that there’s an alternate-reality Toon World populated by wily coyotes, wiseacre rab- bits, and presumably, falling grand pianos. Hypergrind's eight bizarre levels are lit- tered with toonish hazards, such as huge mallets, spinning saw blades, and steam- rollers—and you're supposed to get your- self as badly mangled as possible. Run into a blade, for example, and not only will you be decapitated for a few moments, but any tricks you do will count toward a combo string. This madcap masochism is Hypergrind’s best—and only—distin- guishing feature. sf The edgy cartoon trappings kept me interested in this game far longer than its actual gameplay. Which is to say, about an hour—or maybe three, if you count the two times | had to restart because | was still figuring out the Story mode’s rules that don’t let you retry events (not even once). After that, | kept playing only to determine whether Hypergrind brought anything more to the table besides funky cartoons, average skateboarding, and wackily designed lev- els that are more confusing than anything else. In the end, my answer was no. By stealing shamelessly from the Tony Hawk formula (complete with two- minute time limit), Hypergrind's straight- up trick runs manage to be pretty fun. Too bad all the other events built around haz- ards that crush, electrocute, or decapitate your boarder are just lame. Recycled car- toon clichés make the self-inflicted pain more boring than funny. A confusing stats system, creepy animations, and obnoxious music don’t help matters. Enough with the Tony Hawk wannabes already. (OUT OF 10) THE VERDICTS DEMIAN JENNIFER KEVIN: Gotcha Force is a queer little chest- nut—you may dismiss it as a throwaway baby game from the screenshots, but play it and you'll be smitten. Gameplay couldn't be simpler: You control stylish robot toys in arena battles against rival playthings. Do well, and you can earn new bots with exot- ic attacks and healing powers. And that’s it. Although Gotcha Force is pretty low bud- get (the story is told in static, 2D anime- style panels), the battles that make up 98 percent of the game are intensely addictive. They remind me of Virtua On’s robot may- hem, in fact, although they’re not quite so fast paced. Each fighter has one main weapon and several auxiliary skills, and tandem attacks with your allies are possi- ble, so the game’s got this deep, strategic angle beneath its cute exterior. 1 have only one complaint, but it's a fairly big one—beat the Story mode, and all that's left is multiplayer battles and robot collecting. The game's worth at least a rental for that two-day window of addic- tion, but it lacks much lasting depth. Despite that, though, GC owners would be missing out if they skipped this entirely. KEVIN SHAWN Publisher: Atlus Developer: Poponchi Players: 1-2 ESRB: Teen www.atlus.com SHAWN: Equal parts cutesy and cool, Gotcha Force's story of toy-sized warriors from another world will win the hearts of the tykes in your house, but won't interest the gamer with so much as a sin- gle hair on his balls. The arena-based com- bat is banal, combos are almost accidental, the dialogue consists of goo goos and gah gahs, and the difficulty curve seems designed to boost a baby's confidence. Overall, it’s an all right little game, provided you're still in Pampers. CJ: If you've been searching high and low for an anime-style version of Sega's robot combat game Virtual On, call off your bloodhounds—Gotcha Force is it. Its sweet-as-candy visuals and gotta-catch- em-all style of collecting will appeal to Pokémon graduates, but its battle-battle- and-more-battle gameplay will leave others (myself included) somewhat empty. The matches are initially fun (once you get used to the confusing camera), but the repetitive warfare gets mighty old after a few hours. Even the "Story" mode is disappointingly devoid of any real narrative or excitement. Publisher: Capcom. Developer: Capcom Players: 1-4 ESRB: Everyone www.capcom.com 15 Will the ghosts get Pac...of WiN he gef them? PAC-MAN VS. Four-player fever SCORE 7000 1 Thanks to Pac-Man Vs., Nintendo's diabolical dream of making everyone attach a GBA to their GameCube via a $13 cable might finally come to fruition. Vs. complete- ly rethinks the venerated Pac-Man concept by allowing players to control the ghosts. Conceptually, the gameplay sounds incredibly limited, but everything’s so bal- anced that it’s actually quite fun. It works because the player controlling Pac-Man sees the entire maze, thanks to the discreet GBA screen, while the ghosts must make do with a limited viewing range on the tele- vision. Seemingly subtle bits borrowed from the arcade original (like the fact that Pac rounds corners and travels through warps faster than the ghosts) blend with new ideas (the ghost players can see more of the board by chomping fruit) to add just enough strategy to keep it interesting. Too bad the audiovisual trappings don’t match up to the gameplay. Levels based on the classic game look sleek and stylish, but the new, thematic stages are too garish. And you'll want to mute the frantic music and Mario’s squealing commentary. Ugh. Do the little tykes think you’re whack when you boot up those crusty old games on Activision Anthology? Do they wonder why you can't play 21st-century titles that fea- ture more than four colors? Well, give them a history lesson with Pac-Man Vs. and see if they don’t discover a new appreciation for the oldies. Yeah, this multiplayer reimagining of the überclassic is a one- trick pony that won't keep you hooked as long as Mario Kart, but it’s fun as heck and the best use of connectivity yet. If Nintendo's seemingly ridiculous focus on GC-to-GBA connectivity results in games like Pac-Man Vs., I'm all for it. The thrill of the chase rarely gets more intense than when you're yelling Pac- Man's whereabouts to your two ghostly partners. Trying to work together to catch the Pac and betray everyone to win the match yourself opens the door to all types of exciting, treacherous strategy. Just make sure you have three WaveBird controllers on hand to avoid a tangle of wires. 2 37 00000 3 22510 (Left) How the player controlling Pac-Man sees the game. (Right) The ghosts’ viewpoint. THE VERDICTS. (OUTOF 10) SHANE G. 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Good: Large characters for a handheld fighter Bad: Not deep enough for serious fighters Japanese 101: “Taiketsu” means “confrontation” MARK: Mario & Luigi is everything your typical RPG is not—fast-paced, action-ori- ented, colorful and lighthearted—yet it's the best game the genre has seen on the GBA. The game’s basic mechanic, where Luigi and Mario are each assigned a sin- gle button for their actions so the player can control the Bros. separately, works brilliantly. In the main world and dungeons it creates plenty of options for great puz- zles (ї.е., Mario jumps on Luigi and togeth- er they can spin to a faraway ledge, or Luigi smashes Mario with a hammer to fit into a hole and reach a switch). In combat teamwork is used for devastating combo attacks you slowly learn and then master. Not that the fights needed any more spicing up. With tons of different enemies, their unique strengths and weaknesses, and your ability to dodge any attack, Mario and Luigi never suffers from typical RPG “just keep tapping A” battle fatigue. Outstanding animation, clever dialogue, wonderful mini-games, and hilarious Nintendo-related inside jokes—Mario and Luigi is another polished, thoroughly enjoyable adventure in the same vein as Mario RPG and Paper Mario before it. THE VERDICTS (OUT OF 10) MARK KEVIN KEVIN: Mario & Luigi is exactly the sort of RPG the GBA needed. It's not overly long like Golden Sun, it's not too difficult like Lufia, and—for a change—it's not about collecting little fuzzy things. Instead, it's just a simple, endearing little adventure. The graphics are consistently impressive, the story's well-written, and just when you think you're getting bored, the game intro- duces some wacky gimmick to recapture your attention. Just don't expect a saga on the scale of Paper Mario—the game ends far sooner than you'd expect. GMR—ANDREW: After the double dose of Luigi's Mansion and Mario Sunshine, it's about time we got something a little more traditional from the famous brothers. Mario & Luigi is a wonderfully playful adventure with great wit and self-referen- tial humor, bringing back fond memories of past Mario games. But it's not just all jokes—the timing-based battle system seems simple, but is deceptively deep: The back and forth flow of combat between the Bros. and their foes makes every bat- tle fun. The charm, the humor, the puzzles, the action...the best GBA game this year. IB With all its minigames and special sec- tions, M&L’s gameplay changes constantly. Publisher: Nintendo Developer: Nintendo Players: 1 ESRB: Everyone ANDREW www.nintendo.com 162 • ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY * www.egmmag.com Like the two Legacy of Goku titles that preceded it, DBZ: Taiketsu is an average-at-best game shielded by pretty visuals and the enormously popular Dragon Ball Z license. To be fair, this is probably more than enough for your aver- age 10-year-old, but if you're in the mar- ket for a deep, well-balanced handheld fighter with a good amount of replay value (like, say, Street Fighter Alpha 3), this ain't gonna cut it. Taiketsu’s characters are large and well-animated, but their move sets lack variety, and the unforgiving con- trols make it needlessly difficult to put together effective combos. On the plus side, Taiketsu offers a host of unlockable extras, including artwork, character bios, music, and a couple of bonus modes, but again, if you’re not big into DBZ, most of this will seem frivolous at best. Bottom line: Unless you're of the Saiyan underwear-wearing variety, you'll probably want to pass. Even if you love DBZ so much that you and your friends greet each other by char- acter names, do yourself a favor and avoid this game. It'll bring nothing but disap- pointment. The first inkling that some- thing's wrong is in the pseudorendered graphics. Something about them just doesn't look right, and everything moves slowly and stiffly. And the gameplay is just as unbalanced. It’s a button masher, pure and simple, with very little skill necessary. Sure, the unlockable rewards are fairly cool, but only the most patient DBZ faith- fuls will suffer through it for that long. THE VERDICTS (OUTOF 10) CJ You don’t publish a game like this to recruit new Dragon Ball Z fans. You sell it to the huge base of existing acolytes who will buy it before they can even look up what the hell a Taiketsu is. So I’m not surprised that gameplay here shows no effort whatsoever. Understated punch- and-kick flurries make up most of it, but even Capcom vs. SNK-style charge-up abilities suck BallZ. The developers did faithfully re-create some of that awesome DBZ action for the fans: Once, my opponent and | threw the same exact fireball, then jumped into the stratosphere and had simultaneous seizures. His must have been more vio- lent, because he lost some health on the play... What a world. Goku and Krillin settle their differences the only way they know how: fireballs. Publisher: Atari Developer: Webfoot Technologies Players: 1 (2 w/ Link cable) ESRB: Teen www.dbzgamer.com E un تد Action-packed ——‏ shooter featuring ^ footage um 70+ mobile suits and, X * mobile armors from 0079; “aa 0083, Gundam Wing, G ~ Gundam, Gundam Seed. Plus original MS created for the game! 5 playable modes including 2 player VS lod Elis Blood and Gore Mild Language Violence GUNDAM ENCOUNTERS IN: SPALE M Ма Hey! Less: with the Travolta, more with the Hendrix! Гал THE SIMS: BUSTIN’ OUT | MA - 2 ke x ex 19 (Center) Each character class has its own abilities that you can level up as you see fit. LINE SHINING SOUL Il A bit more polish brings out the shine E Soul Il has plenty of great boss fights—this squid rocks the boat, sending you sliding. 164 • ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY • www.egmmag.com In shrinking The Sims to fit a small- er system, EA has surprisingly shucked the simulation. Directly controlling your Sim’s movements and actions means no more spontaneous lovers’ spats, no more fatal cooking accidents—and if they wet their pants, it’s your fault. The fascination of watching simulated people is gone, but don’t worry, that ol’ Sims magic remains. This baby plays a lot like a role-playing game with Sims trappings, and it works brilliantly. You'll curry favor with fellow Sims by completing multipart quests, like reopening the closed-down polka club: You must get permission from the previous owner, pay off the club’s taxes, and print and distribute flyers for the grand reopen- ing. Earn money by playing simple, amus- ing minigames like fishing, pizza-making, and lawn-mowing. All the while, you have to keep your Sim clean, fed, well-rested, entertained, and so on. It's sometimes difficult to track down the Sim you need in order to advance a quest, and the dialogue is maddeningly repetitive, but otherwise, Bustin' Out is engaging, original, and just plain fun. Clean this, fix that, work, mow, move, whatever—you gotta do this stuff in real life, why would you play a game about it? Bustin’ Out is a chore to play with its never-ending list of mundane tasks to per- form and computer characters to find (some of whom are never where they say they're going to be). And if you're not yawning, you're groaning over the horrible dialogue. Bustin’ Out is still worth bustin’ out, though, for kids too young to appreci- ate the PC or console Sims that mom/dad/older bro or sis are playing. Shoe must not have an addic- tive personality because, like its console big brother, this game's senseless monot- ony had me hooked. One night I literally couldn't put it down—1 was cleaning this, fixing that, working, mowing, moving, and whatever...until 3 in the morning (when | had plenty of ostensibly better things to do). The Sims has never been about a rolling boil; it's the slow simmer that brings out all the flava. My only real com- plaint here is about the iffy control in a couple of the minigames. (Out OF THE VERDICTS PAUL SHOE MARK: Wait a sec, didn't the first Shining Soul action-RPG just come out? Well, in America, yes, but in Japan the two games were separated by over a year. Much of that time was apparently spent sprucing up the visuals—Soul II's dungeons are each unique and detailed, a stark contrast to the original’s interchangeable caves. Character classes have gotten a bump, too; you can choose from a wide assortment of eight dif- ferent types, from speedy archers to beefy warriors to spell-casting vampires. Other welcome additions include optional side- quests, story elements, and hidden areas. But at its heart—or its Soul, | should say— this game is a lot like the original. On the one hand, it's rewarding to choose which stats and skills to build as you gain levels, and the huge assortment of equipment and magical items makes collecting treasure fun. On the other hand, combat is simple no matter which character you play—charge, attack, retreat, repeat. Dungeon puzzles or enemies requiring different strategies could have done wonders for the gameplay. Multiplayer adds speed and some tactics to combat, so play it with friends if you can. MARK JOHNR. Publisher: EA Games Developer: EA Games Players: 1 (2-4 w/ Link cable) ESRB: Everyone JENNIFER www.eagames.com JOHN В: Shining Soul Il is an awful lot like its predecessor, but with a little bit more of everything: more character classes, more levels, more items and equipment, and (unfortunately) a whole lot more pointless dialogue. Fortunately, the dungeon designs have been given a major overhaul from the first game, but combat remains as repeti- tive as ever, which means if you're planning to go solo, you're likely to get bored after only a few hours of play. Get some friends together, though, and you've got one seri- ously fun multiplayer RPG. BRYAN: The amount of shine added to Soul's sequel is... well, almost enough. This action-RPG easily surpasses its predeces- sor with diverse environments and a wide variety of character types. Also, I’m always a sucker for a game resembling Phantasy Star Online, where | can team up with bud- dies to conquer beasties and discover ultrarare weapons. Yet, too few identifying scrolls in the beginning of the game leaves you flat broke, and while the story is a step up from the original, this narrative could still use some work. Publisher: Atlus Developer: Sega Players: 1 (2-4 w/ Link cable) ESRB: Everyone BRYAN www.atlus.com “The evolution of ПУ 2) 20 = 72 It's survival of the fastest: В: Racing Evolution thrusts you into the intense competition and heated rivalries of high-velocity professional racing. Adapt, or enjoy the exhaust. Master GT, Rally, Drag and the premier racing circuits. Fine-tune real world licensed vehicles. From the developers of Ridge Racer.™ DODGE GRAB LIFI SPA LIE PlayStation.2 REVIEWS VR AP-UP Not all games are created equal, yet someone, somewhere might still be curious about them adly, even the Review Crew in s the Ultimate Reviews Issue of EGM doesn’t have enough room to contain the thunderous down- pour of holiday releases. So, here in the Wrap-up, we give these lesser- known titles a chance to face the perils and pleasures of judgment. No scores are handed out, but you can get a brief synopsis of what to expect. Also, thanks go out to CNN’s Daniel Sieberg, who graciously took time out of his busy schedule to cover a few games. GBA • EA Games • ESRB: Teen — Q would definitely approve of the GBA, and the latest Bond title for the covert gaming device will likely leave you shaken, if not stirred. The action combines stealth shoot- ing with Spy Hunter-esque driving scenes, complete with rousing 007 music. But the graphics feel like they’ve lost their mojo. Oh wait, wrong movie. — —Daniel Sieberg Arx Fatalis E An Xbox port of an acclaimed PC dungeon- crawler, Arx Fatalis (no, we can't pro- nounce it either) has you plumbing the depths of a subterranean world that’s more atmospheric and interactive than most RPG dungeons. It's certainly a more concentrated dose of spelunkin’ fun than the free-form Morrowind. Cabela's Dangerous Hunt PS2, XB • Activision • ESRB: Teen — Tired of killing defenseless animals? Now you can stalk bears and wolves! Following tracks and staying downwind may sound brainy, but the game has awful graphics and painfully touchy controls. Then again, the Wal-Mart crowd might not notice. Dinosaur Hunting ri XB «Metro 3D • ESRB: Teen — That's right, you’re hunting fearsome prehistoric beasts...with tranquilizer darts. Which you tediously mix yourself, using info gleaned from examining dino feces. No lie. Grand Theft Auto Double Pack PS2 Rockstar * ESRB: Mature — If you're one of the few remaining PlayStation 2 owners who hasn't already picked up GTA3 and Vice City, now you can get them both for a criminally low price—$40. Don't expect any enhance- ments, though. You'll have to apprehend the Xbox version (which we'll review next issue) if you're lookin’ for graphical tweaks and custom soundtracks. Freestyle Street Soccer XB * Acclaim • ESRB: Teen — Strikers pop-lockin' on inner city streets? Either the International Football Association's attempting to make soccer appealing in the States or Acclaim's trying to scoop EA Big's inevitable F/FA Street. But better this than Ghetto Chess, and the gameplay’s passable for soccer nonpurists. Fugitive Hunter PS2 • Encore • ESRB: Mature — Without the help of Harvard mathemati- cians specializing in negative exponents, we couldn't score Fugitive Hunter fairly. 166 • ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY • www.egmmag.com This shooter is so embarrassingly bad you must buy it, if only to box Osama bin Laden in his Afghan hideout as some dude raps, “Bin Laden, I'm coming for you, cap your ass on the PS2.” (We're not kidding.) Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone YS 3 PS2, ХВ, GC • EA Games • ESRB: Everyone — EA didn’t have a next-gen game ready back when the first Potter flick debuted two years back, so it makes up for it with this budget-priced adven- ture. The gameplay and graphics are easi- ly comparable with last fall's Chamber of Secrets game, so muggles and wizards alike will surely dig it. Looney Tunes Back In Action XB • Acclaim • ESRB: Everyone — Even Bugs and Daffy seem bored in this dullsville action-adventure from developer Warthog (Mace Griffin: Bounty Hunter). Medal of Honor: GBA * EA Games * ESRB: Teen — Intense gameplay and surprising realism make this pocket-sized Honor a must-have for fans of the wartime genre. Gone is the first-person angle of console games, replaced by nice-looking, old-school over- head visuals. EA even managed to squeeze in some historic film footage to help set the tone. Overall, one of the best GBA shooters around. © —Daniel Sieberg © This Fugitive Hunter promo image clearly shows the game's Osama-killing goal. MTV Celebrity Deathmatch PS2, ХВ, GC • Gotham Games • ESRB: Mature — Adapted from what was once ahit TV show, this game challenges you to pick a “celebrity” like Carmen Electra and duke it out with, say, her ex, Dennis Rodman. You can use weapons like chainsaws and crossbows, or get crazy with special powers, like Justin Timberlake's musical fruit assault. Fundamentally, the game is pure garbage, yet it's vaguely enjoyable in a guilty plea- sure sort of way. —Daniel Sieberg Super Trucks Racing PS2 • XS Games ¢ ESRB: Everyone — Talk about your niche product. Truck rac- ing is sort of big with the European mullet contingent, apparently, and Super Trucks Racing is aimed at the three of you who have always dreamed of a truck-racing game. It’s just $15, but too bad it doesn’t look much better than a Nintendo 64 title. Tokyo Xtreme Racer 3 mmr BASE PS2 * Crave * ESRB: Everyone — The game about driving around Tokyo's free- way system returns. Though you can now visit Nagoya and Osaka, little else has changed. It’s a poor racing game with out- dated visuals and a low ргісе—$20. ёф К = zl KG VY GIS лел DISH BEST SERVED РЛ . an extremely good brawler, the likes of which we haven’t seen for years.” - GameSpy Ii OTT. Never before seen stages containing all new enemies and boss characters! FES STe OPTIME Б. Се”: эзе. меу A NM |" ? | Vea E. е | 9 "Ace adl Tan FE WWW.ATLUS.COM 2003 ATLUS © MILLION Game Boy Advance and the Game Boy Advance logo are trademarks of Nintendo. © 2001 Nintendo, The ratings icon is a trademark of the Interactive Digital Software Association. THE ULTIMATE REVIEWS ARCHIVE EGM's guide to the greatest (and lamest) games PLAYSTATION 2 GAME VERDICT SCORES AWARD (ош of 10) hack Part 1: Infection W Bandai's epic, anime-flavored RPG opens with style 60 75 75 hack Part 2: Mutation E Continuing your endless RPG bender, Part 2 is more of the same 65 60 80 -hack Part 3: Outbreak WA third dose of nearly ceaseless roleplaying 65 60 80 4x4 Evolution W Big-ass wheels. Dirt-encrusted rims, Mediocre off-roading 60 ~ ~ Ace Combat 4: Shattered Skies W The venerable, vomit-inducing flight sim returns. Barf bag sold separately 70 75 7.0 Adventures of Cookie & Cream W Zany, Japanese-branded multiplayer mania. Weird but fun 75 ~ Aero Elite Jet into the danger zone with Sega's Ace Combat killer—or so it thought 70 - Aggressive Inline W The Hawkster of roller blading. Without the ego 80 85 Airblade W Crappy hoverboard thrills that'll make you want to watch Back to the Future again 35 40 All-Star Baseball 2002 W Fun to play as old-timers like Reggie Jackson and Nolan Ryan. If only you could scuff the ball 40 6.5 Aliens Versus Predator: Extinction W Real-time strategy for sci-fi-movie-sequel lovers. Note: Better than Alien: Resurrection flick 65 80 Alter Echo W Time-manipulating antics abound in this eclectic take on action gaming 65 65 Amplitude W Pop-tastic tunes—from Garbage to Bowie—fuel this music-making riff 75 80 Ape Escape 2 W Monkeys are, in general, cool. This primate-infested sequel is, too 75 60 Aqua Aqua BIA quirky yet irritating puzzler, rife with very personable droplets of water 60 - Arc the Lad: Twilight of the Spirits W Next-gen graphics and a rehauled battle system make this a semiworthy sequel 65 70 Arctic Thunder W Frost-bitten, freezer-burned snowmobile racing бгес 3.0 20 Armored Core 2 W Hammering together а custom mech and sending it off to battle isn't fun for everyone 60 60 Armored Core 2: Another Age W Three times more missions, two dozen more weapons, and a countless supply of mediocrity 6.5 Armored Core 3 W As fine as mech combat comes on PS2, although it could be better 75 Army Men: Air Attack 2 W Those darned green plastic soldiers take to the air—again 70 Army Men: Green Rogue W Bad franchise + old-school side-scrolling = a steaming plastic piece of poo. 20 Army Men: Sarge's Heroes 2 Sarge's crew makes а nol-so-welcome return to the battlefield 40 Army Men: RTS W Those stupid toys run rampant in this halfway-slick real-time strategy episode 70 ATV Offroad Fury W Four-wheelin’, dirt-spinnin’, off-roadin’ glory. Wear a helmet, please 85 ATV Offroad Fury 2 E Solid sequel to the original masterpiece of off-road goodness 85 Auto Modellista W Horrendous handling sends this slick cartoon-shaded racer into the guardrail 5.0 Backyard Wrestling: Don't Try This at Home B Either you like cacti in the face or not. This brawler isn't for everyone 80 Baldur's Gate: Dark Alliance W 050 action without all the long-winded exposition. Geeks still welcome, though 80 Barbarian W Pit this primitive fighter against Governor Schwarzenegger for real entertainment 40 Batman Vengeance W The Caped Crusader can't seem to batarang his way out of mediocrity 60 Batman: Rise of Sin Tzu W So damn hard, even the Dark Knight is complaining 40 Beyond Good & Evil W Platforming perfection from the man responsible for Rayman 8.0 Big Mutha Truckers W Trailer-park trash driving 18-wheelers. What went wrong? Sounds like pure gold 70 Black & Bruised W Think Knockout Kings injected with cartoon craziness. And general badness 55 Blood Omen 2 E Badass vampire Kain returns in this lush, lively bloodsucking romp 70 BloodRayne W Why complain when a sexy bloodsucker nibbles on the necks of Nazi thugs? 75 Bloody Roar 3 Wi Like a playable, friskier version of Animorphs. Third-grade reading level not required 50 Bloody Roar 4 W More of the same human-to-beast transformation brawling, Ack! Hairball! 35 Bombastic W An out-of-nowhere puzzler starring truckloads of exploding dice. Addictive, for sure 80 The Bouncer W Square's awkward branch off into Final Fight territory. Cinemas: 90%. Gameplay: 10% 60 Breath of Fire: Dragon Quarter WM Some cartoon shading helped to revitalize this fifth installment in the series 60 Britney's Dance Beat WW "Oops... did it again” doesn't even begin to describe the beat-infested horror 35 Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Chaos Bleeds Ш The slayer's second stab at next-gen gamedom bleeds more than expected 65 Burnout W For the traffic-dodging, road-raging maniac in ай of us. Seat belt not included 75 Burnout 2: Point of Impact W Incite auto accidents without your insurance premiums skyrocketing. Yup, that's slick 85 Capcom vs. SNK 2 W 44 bare-knuckle brawlers from the Capcom/SNK libraries face off in this rollicking fighter 90 CART Fury IM A high-speed arcade racer for those who love the smell of burning rubber 60 Castlevania: Lament of Innocence W Vampires are immortal. So is this long-running franchise. Even with the kinks 75 Chaos Legion W A no-holds-barred, massive beat-em-up based on a line of Japanese fantasy novels 65 Choplifter: Crisis Shield W Closest you'll come to actual helicopter training. Hey, it beats joining the Coast Guard 70 City Crisis E Rockstars ill-fated helicopter action game. Not like Grand Theft Auto IIl At all 65 Clock Tower 3 W Survival-horror without guns, knives, or cameras. Not as scary as one may think 60 Conflict: Desert Storm ll—Back to Baghdad W Back to Baghdad? Couldn't the general have picked а more ritzy resort town? 40 Contra: Shattered Soldier W An onslaught of side-scrolling excellence with some 3D flair 90 Cool Boarders 2001 E Shredding snow has never been so. ..uncool 35 Crash Bandicoot: The Wrath of Cortex W Detached from creator Naughty Dog, Crash becomes reckless 40 Crazy Taxi W A basic port of the Dreamcast romp that's still a slick ride 80 Silver Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon Wi Great kung-fu flick. The game is the exact opposite 40 Dance Dance Revolution: DDRMAX W Mad toe tapping for the arcade fanatic 85 Silver Dark Cloud W Even dark clouds have a silver lining, as proven by this epic RPG offering 8.0 90 80 Silver Dark Cloud 2 WA classy RPG cocktail founded on a "build your own world” principle 80 80 95 Silver Dave Mirra Freestyle BMX 2 W Mirra once again proves that he doesn't need training wheels 80 85 85 Silver DDRMAX2 W A rhythm-crazy sequel for those without an endless roll of quarters 65 Dead or Alive 2: Hardcore W Beautiful babes kicking ass and taking names. Sounds good. Plays even better 90 80 85 Silver Dead to Rights. ва А Max Payne wannabe with a twitchy trigger finger 65 168 • ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY • www.egmmag.com 4,009 Games the Review Crew has W seen from the days of the Atari | 7800 to the current systems. SCORES Def Jam: Vendetta Defender Deus Ex: The Conspiracy Devil May Cry Devil May Cry 2 Dino Stalker Disaster Report Disgaea: Hour of Darkness Disney's Treasure Planet Donald Duck: Goin’ Quackers Downforce Downhill Domination. Dr. Muto Dragon Ball Z: Budokai Drakan: The Ancients’ Gate Driving Emotion Type-S Dropship: United Peace Force Dual Hearts Dynasty Tactics 2 Dynasty Warriors 2 Dynasty Warriors 3 Dynasty Warriors 3: Xtreme Legends Dynasty Warriors 4 Ecco the Dolphin: Defender of the Future Enter the Matrix Escape from Monkey Island ESPN International Track & Field ESPN International Winter Sports 2002 ESPN MLS Extra Time ESPN National Hockey Night ESPN NBA 2Night ESPN NBA Basketball ESPN NFL Football ESPN NHL Hockey ESPN Winter X-Games Snowboarding ESPN Winter X-Games Snowboarding 2002 ESPN X-Games Skateboarding Eternal Ring Eve of Extinction Everblue 2 Evergrace EverQuest Online Adventures Evil Dead: A Fistful of Boomstick Extermination Extreme-G 3 Е1 2002 F1 Championship Season 2001 F1 Racing Championship Fantavision Fatal Frame FIFA 2001 FIFA World Cup 2002 FIFA Soccer 2004 Final Fantasy X Fire Blade Forever Kingdom Freedom Fighters Freekstyle Freestyle Metal X Frequency Fur Fighters: Viggo’s Revenge Futurama Galerians: Ash Gallop Racer 2001 Gauntlet: Dark Legacy The Getaway VERDICT W Wrestling crossed with hip-hop. Who woulda thunk that would click? It did W Another so-so vintage coin-op gone next-gen W A first-person shooter with paranoia and psychological intrigue. Yummy Wi You've never looked so cool with guns blazin’ and sword slashin" W Doesn't live up to the original's genius, but Dante is stil a dandy, trigger-happy hero Wi Yet another half-assed light-gun adventure. Oh well W This just in: Natural disasters go interactive. Not as fun as it sounds. Full story at 11 WA nicely polished tactical RPG set іп the homely, humble-sounding Netherworld W Kiddie fare that heaps only a small reward for willing players W The classic Disney duck tries out platforming and learns he can't jump very high W You saw that Sly Stallone movie Driven? This game is much better than that. W Believe it or not, mountain biking translates well into the interactive realm WA sloppy attempt by Midway to create a new action-adventure icon Wi Based on the megapopular anime series, this brawler packs a wallop W Next time you think about saddling up on a dragon and flying around. ..don't W Square's iffy attempt to take its RPG skills to the race track. Oops Ж А military action sim that could use an injection of nuclear dazzle W Quest through land, sea, and air to visit mystic dream lands. Passport optional W Koei's spin-off strategy series strikes a positive cord for genre geeks IW Koei's long-standing franchise helped define the phrase “hack and slash” W A more polished sequel than the last installment in the one-versus-many actioner line W An entirely unnecessary milking of a perfectly decent franchise W Prettier and bloodier exploitation of the “kill everyone on the battlefield" formula. W Fishy fun for the ocean-saving inclined (Captain Planet fans need not apply) W А perfect example of silver-screen synergy gone horribly wrong...in slow motion Im A classic, witty pirate adventure fueled by—get this—funny jokes E Boredom quickly sets in after tons of button mashing W Like Track & Field, but with snow E Rigid control holds back the Winning Eleven maker's disappointing MLS title W Rates near the top of all-time-worst sports titles W ESPN license is cool, but unfortunately the game is lamer than the WNBA W Perfect pace and better animations make you want to start a season right this second W Good control and fun online play, but first-person football is kind of weird W The same great game as last season (NHL 2K3) now has better TV-like presentation E It's not SSX, but it's still pretty fun W Great Career mode, but so realistic that it actually detracts from the fun W This Tony Hawk knockoff has a decent soundtrack but is noticeably devoid of extra features Wi Released during PS2's launch, this “magical” RPG merely held genre hounds over W A once-promising action game that quickly turned into a festering farce Wi From a maker of badass fighting games comes underwater exploration. Neato! W Hardly “ever graceful” as the title implies, this is average RPG fluff W Evercrack steps from PC to PS2 with passable results. And lots of walking W Don't be a primitive screwhead! Avoid this unbelievably dull beat-em-up E An exercise in genre exploitation, riding on the coattails of Resident Evil's popularity W Sonic-busting future racing that isn't quite fast enough to earn the pole position Wi Fresh F1 action from the front lines of the race-car sport W Merely а so-so digitization of the F1 rush W Expertly captures the blurry-eyed briskness of stadium-based racing W The Fourth of July minus bodily injuries and half the fun W Survival-horror with a snapshot twist. And Japanese schoolgirl treads W Fun game, realistic simulation, and David Beckham with a conservative do WA tweaked game engine and new ball-juggling capabilities can’t save this two-mode sim W Exponentially better animations and off-the-ball control bring FIFA closer to Winning Eleven Жа їп a world devastated by an evil called Sin, this FF installment is anything but that W A piss-poor arcade chopper rif, starring a terrorist-annihilating attack hawk Wi An underdog RPG about three members of an unlikely team. Battling, you know, evil W Easily accessible team-based combat. Like a playable Red Dawn—minus Patrick Swayze I The EA Big formula applied to motocross with the utmost precision W A poor man's Freekstyle for the motocross dope W A nifty music-creation romp. Like your iPod, but with a controller WA sorry Dreamcast port of a fluffy, furry action-shooter WA floppy game based on a failing—rather, failed—animated series W An attempt at sci-fi horror that misses most of the beats on the tension meter IW Those who thought horse racing couldn't be enthralling, thought too soon W Gauntlet gone 3D. Not so good. Not too bad. Period W Like Guy Ritchie's answer to Grand Theft Auto. Those darn Brits also say “fook” a lot (out of 10) 75 6.5 8.0 9.0 70 55 6.0 8.0 5.0 65 7.0 8.0 4.0 8.0 35 6.0 6.0 75 75 65 8.0 6.5 75 75 35 9.0 65 5.0 45 15 4.0 85 75 85 75 6.0 7.0 35 40 65 75 75 3.0 65 65 85 65 85 5.0 65 9.0 55 75 9.0 4.0 65 85 85 50 6.5 6.0 5.0 55 75 5.5 6.0 7.0 8.0 9.0 70 6.5 85 65 7.0 7.0 5.0 6.0 6.0 75 75 7.0 85 35 50 70 30 9.0 8.0 9.0 75 70 6.0 6.0 65 6.0 3.0 6.0 6.0 7.0 8.0 8.0 8.0 9.0 85 85 85 8.0 40 75 7.0 AWARD Silver Silver Silver ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY • www.egmmag.com • 169 Im TONY HAWK'S PRO SKATER 2 10, 10, 10 • Platinum TEKKEN 3 10, 10, 10, 9.0 • Gold FINAL FANTASY VII 9.5, 9.5, 9.5, 9.5 • Gold PLAYSTATION 2 GAME Gitaroo Man Gladius Global Touring Challenge Africa Gradius IIl & IV Gran Turismo 3 A-spec Grand Theft Auto Ill Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Grandia Il Grandia Xtreme The Great Escape Guilty Gear X Guilty Gear X2 Gungrave Gungriffon Blaze Half-Life Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Harry Potter: Quidditch World Cup Harvest Moon: Save the Homeland Haven: Call of the King Headhunter Herdy Gerdy High Heat Major League Baseball 2002 High Heat Major League Baseball 2003 High Heat Major League Baseball 2004 Hitman 2 Hot Shots Golf 3 The Hulk Hunter: The Reckoning—Wayward -Ninja Ico Jade Cocoon 2 Jak and Daxter: The Precursor Legacy Jak Il James Bond in Agent Under Fire Jet X20 Jonny Moseley Mad Trix K-1 World Grand Prix Karaoke Revolution Kelly Slater's Pro Surfer Kengo: Master of Bushido Kessen Kessen Il kill.switch King of Route 66 Kingdom Hearts Klonoa 2: Lunatea’s Veil Knockout Kings 2001 Le Mans 24 Hours Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver 2 Legaia 2: Duel Saga Legends of Wrestling Legion: The Legend of Excalibur Lethal Skies Lethal Skies II Games EGM has reviewed with “3D” in the title. VERDICT т Colorful, quirky, all-out Japanese zaniness in the form of an unconventional rhythm romp W Depending on your love of loincloths, this might be your kind of RPG W The dusty, dirty appeal of rally racing in Africa. Just watch the Discovery Channel W Two shooters for the price of one. But don't expect too much gusto W The grandaddy of racing sims. Need we say more? W The “go anywhere, do anything” trend started here. So did the hooker shortage W Applying the '80s to the historic organized-crime franchise. Muy excelente W Mighty, spiky-haired Rudo headlines this damn good epic т The RPG franchise shifts gears. And the transmission bottoms out. Oops. W Steve McQueen is exhumed for a remake of his classic prison flick. What's that smell? E Skillfully animated 2D brawling from yesteryear. Only made recently. Neat W Even more polished 2D slickness emerges from this third installment in the series W Stylish, hard-nosed shooting. And explosions. And more shooting W Postapocalyptic big-robot action. As if there were any other kind W The PC's premier first-person shooter finds a home on the console after three years W Here to make your Harry Potter withdrawal go away. Impressive movie-to-game riff W The most game-worthy portion of the Potter flicks makes a sporty debut E A robust new direction for the ongoing series. Like “life simulation." But not your life W Blends nearly every genre—platformer, shooter, FPS, racer—fairly well W Play as a bounty hunter extraordinaire who misses his target a few too many times W Brilliant animation is superceded by lackluster herding mechanic. D'oh! W The game baseball fans have long been waiting for Wi Better graphics, more features—3D0 expands on an already great game W Best pitcher/batter interface ever in a videogame, 2-on-2 Showdown mode is great fun W Piano-wire chokings, head shots, and stabbings are all in a day's work for this pro W Hit the green in this pick-up-and-play sim. No stuffy, plaid-pants foggies here W Hulk smash! Hulk snap Ang Lee's neck! Hulk like game better! Wi Proving that shallow arcade action doesn't always appease the console junkie W Gary Coleman jokes aside, this li ninja slices and dices with the best of 'em. Just lower Strikingly beautiful graphics, deft gameplay, and a princess who gets in your way a lot E The finely crafted sequel to 19995 original PS1 RPG W Post-Bandicoot Naughty Dog takes to the budding action-platforming genre Wi Darker, denser, edgier, and all around bigger, this sequel has major ‘tude! W Remember Denise Richards! scientist babe Christmas Jones? This game is dumber W Sony flips the bird to the Splashdown series with this in-house Sea-Doo racer W it's amazing Moseley got work after this snow-job sludge hit shelves Wi Imported boxing from Japan. With kicking. And elbows. And real pain W A party-hat-happy weekend is guaranteed when you sing without regard for your ego E Not half-bad; Slater conquers monster ocean waves in this extreme-surfing sim W Oh-so-incredibly average ancient-samurai action. Master of nothing, really ї Feudal conflict simulation from the one-versus-many experts, Koei Wi Have an urge for more ancient military clashes reenacted? Your remedy is right here W Urban warfare with nifty around-the-corner firing. Like the grittier scenes in Black Hawk Down W Inbreds don't buy games. Sega made this 18-wheeler racer anyway, And it's... OK W Square married with Uncle Walt's kingdom of characters. A smashing combo, indeed W Age-old platforming crossed with new-age visuals. And aren't Klonoa's ears mighty big? т instilled with the hardest hits to the head since Mike Tyson's Punch-Out! (NES) W France's fatique-drenched racing marathon converted to photo-real graphics W Ahh, how cute. Soul-sucking Azriel is shifting dimensions again W A crafty battle system doesn't do much for this so-so RPG W An iffy exercise in wrestling, featuring Randy Savage before he had a rap record W King Arthur's legend is hard to forget, but this medieval turd of a game isn't W Sammy's sorry attempt to clip the mighty wings of Ace Combat and Aero Elite W A sequel to a flight sim that never took off in the first place The Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring ill Rushed, poorly incubated RPG fluff based on Tolkien's novel. Not the movie The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers Mad Maestro Magic Pengel: The Quest for Color The Mark of Kri Mat Hoffman's Pro BMX 2 Max Payne Maximo: Ghosts to Glory MDK 2: Armageddon Medal of Honor: Frontline Mega Man X7 170 • ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY • www.egmmag.com E Polished, wholly enthralling action-adventure excellence based on the movie W Another brilliant stab at translating the epic action of the silver screen onto your television E Zippy rhythm fun from the Land of the Rising Sun W Doodle and fight. It's like Pokémon with digital crayons. And penis monsters W If Walt Disney made R-rated cartoons. That were interactive. And didn't have songs W Hoffman isn’t the Hawkster, but his BMX tricks are still top-notch in the genre W Hard-boiled action so gritty that you'll scrub the pulp off for days W Capcom's other horror franchise achieves 3D greatness. In heart-patterned boxers W An often overlooked sequel to a fast-paced, explosion-heavy action game W The bloodiest bits of Saving Private Ryan gone interactive. Minus Tom Hanks W Yet another spoiled-on-arrival Blue Bomber adventure. The 3D doesn't help SCORES (out of 10) 7.0 85 6.0 75 10 9.0 10 9.0 75 40 70 8.0 6.0 70 8.0 75 65 8.0 70 6.5 6.5 7.0 8.0 9.0 90 85 6.5 6.0 8.0 8.0 70 85 8.5 5.0 85 35 6.0 8.5 6.5 55 75 7.0 6.0 6.0 85 75 65 8.0 55 6.0 5.0 6.0 3.0 3.0 25 85 85 7.0 8.0 9.0 6.5 75 9.0 85 8.0 5.0 6.0 7.0 7.0 10 9.0 10 9.0 7.0 45 75 85 80 65 85 75 65 6.0 65 75 6.0 3.0 10 10 10 9.0 65 6.5 7.0 85 6.5 7.0 8.0 75 7.0 3.0 AWARD Platinum Gold Platinum Gold The Atari 7800 hockey game is EGM's first-ever review. PLAYSTATION 2 VERDICT SCORES AWARD (out of 10) Men in Black І: Alien Escape W Alien squashing that sold more for its blockbuster name than bug-busting thrills Metal Arms: A Glitch in the System Wi Shockingly sweet whoop-ass robot mayhem. No glitches here 0 80 80 Silver Metal Gear Solid 2 W Solid Snake takes it to 11 with this sensational sequel, We'd expect no less 5 95 95 Gold Metal Gear Solid 2: Substance и Hardly a true sequel, but impressive nonetheless. Solid, to say the least 5 95 95 Gold Midnight Club W For bringing street racing into the spotlight, it was slick at the time 5 70 Silver Midnight Club Il W Faster, vaster, and all-around cooler. And nitrous soaked. With spinning rims .0 80 95 Silver Mike Tyson Heavyweight Boxing Wi Just bite your own ear off. It's better than enduring this sissy-punch-throwing sludge Minority Report E Just another movie property turned mediocre game. With no Tom Cruise MLB Slugfest 20-03 Wi Like hardball with soft pitches. And unlike hardball it's fast and fun MLB Slugfest 20-04 W On par with last season's so-so ballpark antics, Just buy your crackerjacks at the grocer Mobile Suit Gundam: Federation vs. Zeon Ш Giant robot action that'll make the average Joe smile and the anime fan faint x Silver Mobile Suit Gundam: Journey to Jaburo Giant robot action that'll make the average Joe puke and the anime fan convulse Mobile Suit Gundam: Zeonic Front W Giant robot action that'll at least tear you away from that Dragon Ball Z marathon Monster Rancher 3 W While no Pokémon, this rip-off series is still a pleasant bout Monsters, Inc. Wi Mike and Scully do not endorse this lame licensed product. Neither does Boo Mortal Kombat: Deadly Alliance W The king of blood-drenched fighters barely pounds a bruise in its 3D update MotoGP W Namco's original motorcycler burns rubber like none other .0 80 Silver MotoGP 2 W A two-wheeled follow-up that chokes a bit on the exhaust, but still speeds by MotoGP 3 W With the fuel gauge near Full, this grand prix is still roaring [ Silver Mr. Mosquito Wi Forget about vampires. Mosquitoes are cooler. Or so this bloodsucker says MTV Music Generator 2.0 W Sick of the pop-infused radio waves? Make you own music. But it will probably N'Suck MVP Baseball 2003 W EA returns to glory on the diamond with a superior pitching system MX Superfly Featuring Ricky Carmichael Ва Trickster cycler action for the daredevil inclined. But Freekstyle isn't jealous MX2002 Featuring Ricky Carmichael 1а Reintroducing Ricky Carmichael, another extreme-sports specialist with a bit of spunk My Street W if it really is your street, move immediately. Here's the number: 1-888-U-HAUL-IT NASCAR 2001 W Left turn after left turn after left tum. This pedestrian racer doesn't quite deliver NASCAR Heat 2002 W Offers a соо! first-person view and more options than its predecessor. Still loads of left turns NASCAR Thunder 2002 W Wow! There are right tums in this game! 5 75 85 Silver NASCAR Thunder 2003 W Now this is NASCAR! Gran Turismo 3-like graphics with an awesome Career mode . Gold NASCAR Thunder 2004 1а Grudge/Aliance system introduces a more strategic approach to the greatest redneck racing sim 5 80 80 Silver NASCAR: Dirt to Daytona W it lacks licensed drivers but still delivers the NASCAR goods NBA 2K2 Wi Р52:5 top NBA series may inspire cornrows 5 90 90 Silver NBA 2K3 E The best just got better with stronger defensive A.I. and online play 5 90 95 Gold NBA Hoopz W Bastardized basketball! 3-on-3 arcade-style action based on the NBA Jam series NBA Jam W The new Jam borrows а lot from NBA Street. Maybe not enough NBA Live 2001 W First Live on PS2 shows potential, but not a lottery pick NBA Live 2002 Wi Second Live is the year's most disappointing sports game NBA Live 2003 W A new game engine and freestyle control make for an excellent game of b-ball .0 80 75 Silver NBA Live 2004 WA good game improves as defense catches up with the offense, plus it's more realistic 5 90 Silver NBA Shootout 2001 W An ordinary game highlighted by a cool intro sequence featuring the sweet sounds of Erik B. NBA Shootout 2003 Wi Holes in the gameplay and quirky graphics slow down 989's roundballer NBA Street Wi ‘What up, playa?” Captures the vibe of the street-hoops culture like no other NBA Street Vol. 2 W Best arcade-hoops title is even better with new moves and improved control NCAA College Football 2K3 Wi Nice Legacy mode, but Sega is runner-up to EA Sports for supremacy on the college gridiron NCAA Final Four 2001 E College hoops? This game is more like the ninth-grade B team. It couldn't be worse NCAA Final Four 2002 їй We take that back. It can get worse NCAA Football 2002 W Exquisitely captures the college-gridiron feel in the series! first PS2 appearance .0 90 Silver NCAA Football 2003 Wi With the wide-open college offenses, this is the year's most fun football game, college or po 85 90 95 Gold NCAA Football 2004 Wi As close to perfect as a sports game can be .0 90 95 Gold NCAA GameBreaker 2001 Wi Has all the pageantry of a torn ACL. What's the point here? NCAA GameBreaker 2003 Wi The Akron Zips are more likely to win the national title than you choosing GameBreaker NCAA March Madness 2002 E College basketball is about tailgate parties and beer binges. So you can skip this game NCAA March Madness 2003 Wi Feels suspiciously like NBA Live. On the bubble, but just makes the dance Need For Speed: Hot Pursuit 2 W AI about velocity, the series’ sixth title boasts tight controls and fun multiplayer .0 90 95 Gold NFL 2K2 Wi First PS2 version of Sega's football hit made Madden take notice 0 85 80 Silver NFL 23 Slick ESPN presentation and interactive offense, but defense is too difficult .5 90 85 Gold NFL Blitz 20-02 W An enjoyable, over-the-top football experience with few rules to follow 5 85 80 Silver NFL Blitz 20-03 W Wow, the same old Bitz Literally, there's nothing that sets it apart from 20-02 NFL Blitz Pro E Not your big brother's Blitz. 11-on-11 games with expanded playbooks alter the action NFL GameDay 2001 W We'd rather listen to Rush Limbaugh break down football NFL GameDay 2002 W We'd rather listen to Monday Night Football's Lisa Guerrero break down football NFL GameDay 2003 Wi We'd rather listen to that idiot on Sports Radio break down football NFL GameDay 2004 W Wait a minute. This isn't quite the horrific attempt at football we've grown accustomed to NHL 2001 W The first PS2 version has good graphics but lame fighting NHL 2002 Wi Even lamer fighting, but with improved graphics and a nice Create-a-Player mode NHL 2003 W A fun game flawed by a lack of good camera angles WT SR ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY * www.egmmag.com • 171 review archive: playstation 2 Average review score of a Final Fantasy е game іп EGM. paint the town 1- redin more ways -than one while star- ring in this graphic, з sci-fi tale. “under ‘Samus Aran's ¿ 804 in this. splendid first-person Pa P ture, but we're pretty ^ ^ | sure she’s in some kind of GAME NHL 2004 NHL 203 NHL FaceOff 2001 NHL Hitz Pro Ninja Assault No One Lives Forever Okage: Shadow King Oni Onimusha 2: Samurai's Destiny Onimusha: Warlords Orphen Pac-Man Fever Pac-Man World 2 PaRappa the Rapper 2 Pirates: The Legend of Black Kat Portal Runner Pride FC Primal Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time Pro Race Driver Q-Ball Billiards Master Quake Ili Revolution RAD: Robot Alchemic Drive Ratchet & Clank Ratchet & Clank: Going Commando Rayman 2: Revolution Rayman 3: Hoodlum Havoc Rayman Arena RC Revenge Pro Ready 2 Rumble Round 2 Real Pool Red Faction Red Faction 1 Resident Evil Code: Veronica X Resident Evil: Dead Aim Return to Castle Wolfenstein: OR Rez Ridge Racer V Ring of Red Risk: Global Domination Roadkill Robin Hood: Defender of the Crown Robotech: Battlecry Rogue Ops RPG Maker 2 RTX Red Rock Rugby Rumble Racing Rune: Viking Warlord Rygar: The Legendary Adventure Savage Skies Scooby-Doo! Night of 100 Frights Sega Sports Tennis Shadow Hearts Shadow Man: 2econd Coming ‘Shadow of Destiny Shaun Palmer's Pro Snowboarder Shifters Shinobi Shox Silent Hill 2 Silent Hill 3 Silent Line: Armored Core. Silent Scope Silent Scope 2: Dark Silhouette Silent Scope 3 172 • ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY • www.egmmag.com ‘VERDICT SCORES AWARD (out of 10) W The all-new Dynasty mode keeps the NHL series competitive with ESPN NHL Hockey W Realistic, accurate, and fun. Hoists the Cup as the year's best hockey sim W Features 13 NHL legends, plus the gimmicky puck-halo feature W Authentic 5-on-5 action mixed with Midway's adrenaline style of play makes for a fun skate Wi Ninjas. Bad. Ninjas with guns. Almost badass W Superspy thrills branded by the '60s. With а babe. And no Bond. No matter WA Tim Burton-esque RPG without anything else very redeeming W Gunplay. Hand-to-hand combat. It's hard to say anything else remotely nice W А slickly executed return to feudal Japan infested by the undead. Bad demons! W Survival-horror with a Tokyo twist. A perfectly potent balance of action and artistry Ё [ .0 Silver ЮША PS2 launch RPG that nobody—even Little Orphan Annie—related to W Mario Party without Mario. Or Luigi. Or Nintendo. Or fun. Drat! W The pill-munching yellow guy finds himself in another above-average 3D exploit WI The rap-happy diggity dog loses his flair for rhyme WI This swashbuckling riff is a mixed bag. Some say pirates rock. Others hate peg legs W An Army Men spin-off that no one asked for. Unless you did. But we doubt it W Brutal arena-based fighting courtesy of Japan's thirst for, well, brutality Wi Heavy-metal rockers enter an alternate universe filled with demons. Yeah, unique WA revival of the classic platformer that doesn't suck. In fact, it's damn near brilliant W Racing with story. But unlike Driven, suicide won't cross your mind while playing W Local pub closed? Q-Bail is best played sober in your mom's basement, anyways W Quake Ill was a FPS revolution on PC, This PS2 port borders on devolution W Superhuge remote-controlled robots. Damn, if only Toys “В” Us sold those 1 Silver Wi Tons of firepower? Check. Little metal pal? Check. Platforming prowess. Indeed 1 I 0 Silver W Upgrades everything from the original for an even more explosive mix 5 85 95 Gold Wi The limbless wonder outplatforms most heroes with. ..er.. .limbs. Peachy! х 4 M0 Silver W Wasn't it obvious, though? The lack of proper body parts was bound to bring Ray down E Good ol’ Ray and his lesser known pals play Mario Party. Incorrectly W High-speed racing. Miniature proportions. With limited battery juice W Afro-dosed pugilism has limited appeal. This sequel proves just that W No, not swimming pool. Billiards, brainiac. And it's certainly real А Silver W Thank Red Faction for Geo-Mod tech. Also thank it for slick FPS firefights М . .5 Silver Wi But only thank this sequel for more of the slightly above-average same W A-class creepy, crawly suspense for the undead-loving persona in all of us 0 9.0 Gold E Sloppy, überbotched light-gun action with a Resident Evil tang. An icky tang, that is W Zombie Nazi bashing: Excellent. The absence of online play: Not so excellent W Visually wild music-generation experiment. Like living inside a drum solo E An octane-oozing experience that almost whizzes by the Gran Turismo line IL A superbly unique but infinitely boring take on future-war strategy IW Board-game gurus, take note: This Risk is top notch. Everyone else: Watch paint dry W Twisted Metal meets Grand Theft Auto, and the two don't quite hit it off WA taste of the old school. But why does it feel like Robin is robbing the player? W A cartoon-shaded anime riff that'll make any fan of the series wide-eyed T Silver Wi Imagine Solid Snake in a dress. Now stop, because we're getting turned on W Don't buy D-grade RPGs. Just make your own W Aside from the ridiculous name...wait, everything is ridiculous about this Mars-set turd Wi Forget about Madden. Rugby sports less pads, less ego, and a lesser review score W Muscle-car insanity for those who enjoy pimping out their rides l5 85 Silver W Funny how the name Rune is spelled differently than "ruin." Get it? W A franchise you may have forgotten gets a next-gen facelift. Nice cheekbones, Ry! . E .0 Silver W it's unfortunate how every bad game has a pun-worthy word in the title. Like "savage" W Unlike the long-running cartoon, this Scooby platformer is actually wholly enjoyable W Continuing Virtua Tennis’ legacy, this sequel has balls. Yellow ones. z А .0 Silver W Exorcisms. Hauntings. Yikes! Talk about an unconventional RPG W This voodoo journey is best left to the undead W Somewhat cliché time-traveling RPG that plays out like Murder, She Wrote for gamers. W Merely an SSX wannabe, Palmer's extreme ride is merely second rate m ...*gasp*...eyes...burning. .. W Antigravity ninja kicks for the Sega purist. Got katana? W The EA Big factory rolls out another stunt-crazy, tricked-out romp. This time: rally racing Wi Things that go bump іп the night. Don't shine a flashlight on them, or else М C .0 Silver Wi Monsters running amok in a living nightmare. In a shopping mall. No, Sears is closed 5 90 Silver Wi Intense, massive mech action from Japan? Nah, couldn't be W Sniping without the greasy eyepiece from the arcades 18 More long-range cherry picking. But did we really need it? W Yet even more sniping. This just in: Achy trigger fingers are the new boring WIN THE ONLINE GAMER’S ULTIMATE FANTASY FROM NYKO PLAY HERE gaming console location PLUG IN HERE broadband internet location BS PHONE ENTER HERE: WWW.NYKO.COM NYKO®, Air Fio", Air Flo ЕХ”, and Wireless Net Extender" are trademarks of NYKO Technologies, Inc. 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GAME Silpheed: The Lost Planet The Simpsons Skateboarding The Simpsons: Hit & Run The Sims Sky Gunner Sky Odyssey SledStorm Sly Cooper and the Thievius Raccoonus ‘Smash Cars Smuggler's Run Smuggler's Run 2: Hostile Territory SOCOM: U.S. Navy SEALs ‘SOCOM Il: U.S. Navy SEALs Soldier of Fortune Soul Calibur II Space Channel 5: Special Edition Sphinx and the Cursed Mummy Spider-Man Splashdown Splashdown: Rides Gone Wild Spy Hunter SSX SSX 3 SSX Tricky Star Trek Voyager: Elite Force Star Trek: Shattered Universe Star Wars Bounty Hunter ‘Star Wars Racer Revenge Star Wars Jedi Starfighter Star Wars Super Bombad Racing Starsky & Hutch State of Emergency Stitch: Experiment 626 Street Fighter EX3 Street Hoops Stretch Panic Stuntman Sub Rebellion Suikoden III Summer Heat Beach Volleyball Summoner Summoner 2 Super Bust-A-Move Superman: Shadow of Apokolips Surfing H30 SWAT: Global Strike Team Swing Away Golf Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Tekken 4 Tekken Tag Tournament Tenchu: Wrath of Heaven Test Drive Test Drive Off-Road—Wide Open Theme Park Roller Coaster The Thing Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2001 Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2002 Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2004 Time Crisis 2 Time Crisis 3 TimeSplitters TimeSplitters 2 Tokyo Xtreme Racer Zero Тот Clancy's Splinter Cell Tomb Raider: The Angel of Darkness Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3 — _ average score: 54 ў 174 • ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY • www.egmmag.com J VERDICT SCORES (out of 10) AWARD W Old-school space shooter with a next-gen edge. Albeit been there, done that D'oh! W Think Grand Theft Homer. Without the violence. Or hookers. Just Marge W Play this. Real life is boring M 5 Silver W Quirky, cool, anime-slick in-flight shooting 5 85 80 Silver Wi Low-altitude flying for aspiring air devils everywhere. Including John Travolta W Can't always win. EA Big's only real disappointment is this slush-ridden sledfest. W An ultracool, cartoon-shaded platformer starring the slyest of all mammals. No, not a manatee Д C L5 Silver W Radio-controlled stunt driving. What, did your real-life license get revoked? W Dreams of across-the-border drug runs are finally realized. Without the ell ending W The business of smugglers is never done. Imitation Tickle Me Elmos, anyone? W Online military frays for geeks without the stomach for boot camp. Or army cafeteria food W Fulfiling gamers’ terrorist-bashing urges. Again W Novel concept, but shooting off the limbs of the recently deceased gets old quickly WA brawler with true gusto by which all other fighters will be judged W Peculiar, yes, but Ulala is a mean anchorwoman/dance-floor vixen. Practice your steps. W Who said ancient Egyptian artifacts can't run, jump, and bash baddies like Mario? W Even the webslinger isn't safe from half-spun movie adaptations W Avoid freeway gridlock and hit the local lake. It's racing without smog spewers. W Ditching the realism for exaggerated amusement-park antics, it's still a wet ride W it's not a car. The G-8155 Interceptor is a war machine. With air conditioning М I .0 Silver W Icy-cool snowboarding that defined the EA Big emblem 0 95 85 Gold WI Your lift ticket to the most expansive, slickest, trickiest extreme ride yet [ x 0 Gold W Shredding gets even more intoxicating in this rush-inducing sequel 1 L0 Silver IW Horrendous first-person action set in the Star Trek universe. Beam this crap back W iffy space-combat simulation appealing only to the most die-hard Trekkies W One of the most badass Star Wars characters gets the raw deal. Sorry, Mr. Fett W Superfast pod racing from master developer Rainbow. Without the “yippee!” W The starfighter is the Jedi's ship of choice. So, surely it's good W Go-karts aren't for everyone. Especially Wookiees E Lightgun. Driving. Starsky. Hutch. In the same game? Oh ту W The world's first riot simulator. Also the world's 7,156th overhyped game W Without Lilo, Stitch is merely a six-armed maniac. With bad graphics W The cagillionth rendition of Capcom's blockbuster fighter. With so-called "upgrades" W Activision's answer to NBA Street. Without the good stuff W Developer Treasure's like-it or hate-it whack-job puzzler in which you stretch things. A lot W Fulfill your Hollywood fantasies. Be a stuntman. Or you could just watch Real TV W Intense nuclear-sub action. Not to be confused with Subway 0 84 5 Silver W Upping the role-playing ante once again in the Suikoden universe WI Sandy, not-so-sunny volleyball thrills. Without DOA's “assets” W Sketchy, flaw-filled, real-time RPG action. It's a PS2 launch title. Forgive it Wi Less-flaw-filled, completely rehauled, real-time RPG action. See, forgiveness is good т Bubble-popping perks for the puzzler fanatics E The Man of Steel gets a cartoon-shaded makeover. Makes you forget all about that N64 crap W Drowning. Yes. That's about as entertaining as this water-logged release W Arcade FPS action. Not starring Colin Farrell. Or his foul mouth I A cartoony, personality-filled golf romp. Falls in between Mario Golf and Tiger Woods W The Turtles’ comeback has us screaming "meh" more than "cowabunga" W A hard-punching arcade fighter in the tradition of past Tekken offerings W An excellent bloody-nose-inducing brawler for the PS2 launch crowd W Таке three for the stealthy, almost-authentic ninja franchise W Yet another follow-up for the Test Drive series, which is still horsepower revved W When the road turns to gravel, so does the Test Drive template. Just plain bumpy їй Make your own private Six Flags. Make big money. Underpay the actors in pink hippo suits А Silver WA game based on John Carpenter's classic horror flick won't frighten many W See Tiger putt E See Tiger drive WŒ See Tiger get a hole in опе W Cure those itchy-trigger-finger woes by playing this captivating Crisis for a few minutes Wi Without hesitation, Namco maintains the legacy of its best light-gun franchise E First-person shooting + time splitting = pure globe-trotting genius 5 75 90 Silver WA slickly devised continuation of the original time-traveling series х х 5 Silver Wi Fast-paced law-breaking, street-racing excellence 0 85 80 Silver E Meet Sam Fisher. The dominate force in stealth infiltration. And covert ops. And fry cooking E . .0 Silver W Meet Lara Croft. The big-boobed queen of bad game design W T. 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Action Replay is a trademark of Datel Design and Development Ltd. GameCube is a registered trademark of Nintendo Inc. Screen M 5 shots from GameCube games are used to illustrate Action Replay's compatibility with these fantastic titles - theye are the copyright of their respective owners. Action Replay is NOT sponsored, endorsed or approved by Nintendo, or by any of these copyright owners. *Codes listed may include codes that can be found at www.codejunkies.com. Due to circumstances beyond our control game release dates are subject to change. Game names featured are due to be onsale at time of going to press. I Xbox-exclusive titles have earned Game of the Month honors (Halo, World Series Baseball). PLAYSTATION 2 VERDICT SCORES AWARD (out of 10) Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 4 W But he still saved a few stunts for this third sequel. Another contemporary ace 90 Top Gear Dare Devil W A comical and somewhat hip racing adventure 65 Top Gun: Combat Zones W Flies into the danger zone. Literally 45 Tribes: Aerial Assault W Poorly ported online multiplayer. But there are jetpacks, if that turns you on 65 Triple Play Baseball W EA hits a ground-rule double in its first PS2 at-bat 60 Triple Play 2002 W Doesn't makes it past home plate, let alone leave the ballpark 35 Tsugunai: Atonement W An underrated roleplaying adventure featuring over a dozen playable characters 75 Turok: Evolution Ii Steaming coil of prehistoric crap 35 Twisted Metal: Black W Lean, mean, missile-armed car combat to die for. Jaws of life not included 8.0 Twisted Metal: Black Online W Same turbocharged deal. Just online 70 UFC Throwdown W Like wrestling. But with real hits, real kicks, and real blood. Ouch 50 Unison W 200 years in the future, dancing has been outlawed. There was probably a good reason 70 Unlimited Saga W One of developer Square's lowest moments in RPG-dom. Avoid at all costs 40 Unreal Tournament M Solid first-person action. At least it was during the PS2's launch 70 Virtua Fighter 4 W Sega's premier arcade fighter just keeps getting buffer 10 Virtua Fighter 4: Evolution WI Though not an entirely fresh sequel, there's enough added muscle here to please anyone 10 Wakeboarding Unleashed W An overlooked extreme sport, sure, but still as rushworthy as the rest, Get waking! 80 Wallace & Gromit in Project 200 W The claymation duo go in for some kid-friendly platforming 45 War of the Monsters W No-holds-barred giant monster brawler. Like a Godzilla movie with generic characters 65 Warhammer 40,000: Fire Warrior їй Monotonous miniature pewter game turns monotonous first-person shooter 55 Warriors of Might and Magic W Might? Magic? Nah, nothing could help this fantasy disaster 30 The Way of the Samurai W Ambitious game design cut down at the knees by awful execution 70 Wild Arms 3 18 Coo! RPG action with a steampunk western flavor 80 Winback: Covert Operations W Jean-Luc and his team have three hours to take down enemy operatives, Wanna help? 80 Wipeout Fusion E High-tech futuristic racing for lovers of techno-thumping driving tunes 85 Wizardry: Tale of the Forsaken Land I A sphere of light destroys a peaceful kingdom. Demons invade. So what? 50 World Soccer: Winning Eleven 6 International WI Take note, FIFA. Konami's edging in on the goal line 90 WWE SmackDown! Shut Your Mouth W Deep Create-a-Superstar offerings whet the appetites of pay-per-view junkies 75 WWF SmackDown! Just Bring It W 30 WWE superstars. 60 match types. It's electrifying sporting entertainment 80 X-Squad W The precursor to Brute Force, Freedom Fighters, and oodles of other team-based games 75 X2: Wolverine's Revenge W Logan missteps one too many times in his first next-gen starring role. Ada-crap-tium 55 Xenosaga: Episode | E Humans abandoning Earth? Why? To play this epic intergalactic RPG, of course 65 XGRA W Sound-barrier-busting cycle racing. Odd note: requires drivers to wear thongs 75 xi W Trendy cartoon-shading married with first-person shooting. Not quite graphic-novel bliss. 65 Yanya Caballista City Skater W Alien invaders are taking over New San Fran. You must stop them by skateboarding 75 Yu-Gi-Ohl: The Duelists of the Roses W 680 monsters. Tons of game cards. Just short on a little thing called fun 45 Zone of the Enders E Gorgeous mech combat courtesy of Hideo Kojima. But what's with a snot-nosed kid at the controls? 7.5 Zone of the Enders: The 2nd Runner їй Once more, Jupiter and Mars are on the brink of destruction. Looks even better than the original 7.5 GAME VERDICT SCORES AWARD (out of 10) 4x4 Evolution 2 W You wouldn't think racing a Chevy Blazer would be this bad. OK, maybe you would 30 50 AirForce Delta Storm W While it is decent for an Xbox launch title, this baby never quite gets off the ground 55 - All-Star Baseball 2003 W Acclaim starts to pull its once-great ball game out of the minors 70 ~ All-Star Baseball 2004 W About as much fun as getting beaned by a major league fastball 55 Alter Echo W Yet another generic action game with some pretty special effects. Yawn 40 Amped W Microsoft's first slope-shreddin’ boarding game showed a lot of promise 60 Атрей2 ите simulation-heavy sequel accentuated form and grace over extreme snowboarding 80 8 Silver Apex W Aspiring Henry Fords get to build and race their own cars 80 Silver ATV Quad Power Racing 2 Wi бо four-wheelin’ with this surprisingly good racer. The skill competitions rock! 75 Azurik: Rise of Perathia W They left one element out of Azurik's arsenal: fun 25 Backyard Wrestling: Don’t Try This At Ноте ШЕ Great fun for those of us who've learned to embrace the lowest common denominator 20 Baldur's Gate: Dark Alliance W Think Gauntlet, but single player, with kick-ass graphics and busty innkeepers 80 Batman: Rise of Sin Tzu W Holy mediocre gameplay, Batman! At least Ahnuld doesn't appear as Mr. Freeze 40 Battle Engine Aquila E More fun with mech warfare, and our Battle Engine Tequila drinking game goes great with it — 7.0 Beyond Good & Evil W Extreme photojournalism for the Vicky Vale in all of us 80 Blinx: The Time Sweeper W Master time and you master Blinx. It's like a big, fruity VCR training program 55 Blood Wake I8 Boat-combat game or great title for a Jean-Claude Van Damme film? You be the judge 45 Bloody Roar Extreme т Fighting manimals was kinda cool at first, but now it's time to neuter these brawlers 40 BMX XXX W An X-rated BMX game....boy, was that a bad idea 25 Bruce Lee: Quest of the Dragon W Bruce Lee's family actually sued the developers, or at least they should have 2.0 Brute Force т Kind of like a poor man's Halo with a giant lizard. Not brillant, but decent 60 Buffy the Vampire Slayer W Does an admirable job of representing the "Buffyverse" in videogame form 60 Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Chaos Bleeds Ш Like a Buffy episode: decent plot, lots of fighting, and bad vampire puns 45 176 • ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY • www.egmmag.com TETRIS GAME Burnout Burnout 2: Point of Impact Capcom vs. SNK 2: EO Cel Damage Circus Maximus: Chariot Wars Colin McRae Rally 3 Conflict: Desert Storm II Back to Baghdad Crash Bandicoot: The Wrath of Cortex Crazy Taxi 3: High Roller Crimson Sea Dark Angel Dark Summit Dead or Alive 3 Dead or Alive: Xtreme Beach Volleyball Dead to Rights Deathrow Dino Crisis 3 Dragon's Lair 3D Dungeons & Dragons: Heroes The Elder Scrolls Il: Morrowind Enclave Enter the Matrix ESPN NBA Basketball ESPN NHL Hockey F1 2001 Fatal Frame FIFA Soccer 2004 Freaky Flyers. Freedom Fighters Furious Karting Futurama Fuzion Frenzy Genma Onimusha Gladius Godzilla: Destroy All Monsters Melee The Great Escape Group $ Challenge Gun Metal GunValkyrie Halo Harry Potter: Quidditch World Cup The House of the Dead Ill Hunter: The Reckoning Hunter: The Reckoning Redeemer Indiana Jones and the Emperor's Tomb Inside Pitch 2003 The Italian Job James Bond 007: NightFire James Bond in Agent Under Fire Jet Set Radio Future Jurassic Park: Operation Genesis Kabuki Warriors Kakuto Спој Kill Switch Knockout Kings 2002 Kung Fu Chaos Legacy of Kain: Blood Omen 2 Links 2004 The Lord of the Rings: Fellowship The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers Mace Griffin: Bounty Hunter Mad Dash Racing Madden NFL 2004 Marvel vs. Capcom 2: New Age of Heroes аск Alley Brutal The 8-bit Nintendo version was ЕСМ” first Game of the Month recipient. VERDICT BUA great smash 'em, crash 'ет racer W Addictive kamikaze driving, and you can rip your own tunes W Capcom keeps churning out the 2D fighters like there's no tomorrow. Luckily, most are good WA warm, fuzzy Twisted Metal for those adverse to insane clowns and vehicular homicide WI You ever wonder what it would be like to race chariots through ancient Rome? Us neither W If it were any more realistic, you'd have a Scottish accent and be picking dirt out of your teeth WA title that makes the current conflict sound like a ride at Disneyland W This lame platformer makes us pine for the Crash of yesteryear W Makin’ crazy money in Sin City without setting foot in a casino W it's like Dynasty Warriors, but in outer space. What's not to like? WI We'll take any game that lets us play as the sultry Jessica Alba W Show those squares trying to keep you down the power of snowboarding! I A fighting game showcasing tough girls with obvious—and bouncy—talents WA titillating—if shallow—litlle package. Just like a good woman....sort of W Namco's action opus is more yawn inducing than it is exciting in the future, sports will be deadly. And have bad graphics Wi Surprisingly, the real threat in space isn't dinosaurs—it's a debilitating camera Wi Most of us actually prefer the old full-motion videogame to this mediocre platformer тї kind of like Gauntlet with character sheets and --2/-2 armor. And less fun W More stuff to do than in real life! Too bad the graphics are so yucky W Very pretty graphics on an otherwise boring D&D-style action game Wi More glitches and bugs than the movie's story has plot holes W One of the greatest hoops games ever made? All signs point to "Yes" W The closest thing to a perfect game of hockey you'll find anywhere E step into the shoes of a prima donna and drive a glorified go-kart at breakneck speeds W Finally, survival-horror for ай you shutterbugs out there. Steal those souls, baby! W Yet another great sports game from EA Sports. They might be on to something here W This wacky aero-kart racer looks соо! but never quite gets off the ground Wi Saving the Big Apple from Russian invaders feels almost historically fun 18 Good racing game, unfortunate name. Prepare for lots of Curious Farting jokes E Bender and the gang should have stayed canceled E The videogame equivalent of a big party. If by "party" you mean “root canal" Wi Genma stands for "we're not making а new game, just repackaging last year's hit" W Who knew gladiator combat was so slow and methodical? It's stil fun, though E Beating up guys in rubber suits is fun. Look! You can see Mothra's strings! W iî they were gonna resurrect Steve McQueen, we bet he'd like to be in a better game than this W Looks like your dream car, but plays like your dad's station wagon W Ah, the Xbox. Home of mediocre giant-transforming-robot games W An action game hard enough to send you on а controller-breaking rampage E tf you own an Xbox, you should own this first-person shooter. And a television W The flying soccer-on-broomsticks game actually makes a pretty keen sports title E The game's OK, but the included HOTD movie trailer is pure B-movie gold W Similar to classics like Robotron and Smash T.V. Just not quite as good Another hack-and-stash trip to Ashcroft leaves us with a sense of déjà vu E Harrison Ford may be suckin’ Geritol, but Indy stil Kicks virtual ass W What /-Ninja lacks in some places, it makes up for in sheer variety W The first baseball game from Microsoft deserves a pat on the ass for effort жа A game about driving Minis to get more Minis...and then driving those Minis Wi The best Bond since GoldenEye. NightFire serves up awesome shooting action E Shaken, Stirred, No matter how you take Agent Under Fire, it tastes bitter W SRF is all style and just a little substance Wi Build the best park you can, then feed all the happy families to the T-Rex. Fun! W The first coaster we ever owned with the Xbox logo on it Wi A crappy fighter that got recalled thanks to verses from the Koran being sung when the credits roll E Stealth-action gameplay that's as gripping as it is one-dimensional Wi Floats like a butterfly, stings like a bee, won't throw in the towel. you get the idea I Bad fighting game, but what a showcase of insulting racial stereotypes W The bloodsucking antihero makes a comeback that would make LL Cool J jealous E Go it alone or hop online for a match. Good, but not quite Tiger Woods W After playing this mess, we kind of hoped Frodo would be mashed into balrog feed Wi Cooperative play makes this romp through Middle-earth precious W Play as Aragorn, Gimli, or Legolas through the first two orc-smashin’ movies, Good times W Mace was in development for something like four years. Too bad it doesn't show Wi Eidos makes a mad dash at mediocrity with this slow, boring racer Wi The new Playmaker Control feature helps keep Madden king of the gridiron їй It's an online fighting game, so that's cool. But it's old and laggy, so that's Kinda lame. SCORES (out of 10) 8.0 85 75 65 15 9.0 40 5.0 8.0 70 6.0 70 75 6.0 5.0 45 6.0 25 55 70 6.0 35 85 85 85 65 75 3.0 75 70 45 3.0 65 6.0 40 40 5.0 50 55 10 65 70 55 6.0 55 6.0 55 35 80 45 7.0 7.0 25 25 6.0 65 40 85 65 3.0 8.0 85 5.5 5.0 95 6.0 85 75 80 35 55 80 7.0 70 8.0 75 50 6.5 5.0 6.0 75 6.0 35 9.0 75 9.0 85 40 6.0 AWARD Silver Silver Silver Silver Silver Gold Silver Silver Silver Silver Platinum Silver Silver Silver Hydlide Release: 06/31 y:-- Difficulty: Hard | | | | Ican'tremember what this game was about. That's about all | can say about Hydlid Flying Dragon Туре: Action Release: 09/01 | Just another karate game. Type: Action Release: Now Levels of Play: 36 Difficulty: Easy This is а good translation from the original arcade Q*Bert game. There's not much to say, it's Q*Bert. ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY * www.egmmag.com 177 SOUL CALIBUR 10, 10, 10, 10 • Platinum "350 ROASTBEEF 1500 РКО SKATER 2 10 • Platinum CODE: VERONICA 10, 9.5, 9.5 * Gold SKIES OF ARCADIA 9.5, 9.0, 9.5 * Gold GAME Max Payne MechAssault Metal Arms: Glitch in the System Metal Gear Solid 2: Substance Midnight Club Il Midtown Madness 3 MotoGP: Ultimate Racing Technology Motor Trend Presents: Lotus Challenge Murakumo NASCAR Heat 2002 NASCAR Thunder 2003 NASCAR Thunder 2004 NBA 2K2 NBA 2K3 NBA Inside Drive 2002 NBA Inside Drive 2003 NBA Jam NBA Live 2003 NBA Live 2004 Need For Speed: Hot Pursuit 2 New Legends NFL 2K2 NFL Blitz 20-02 NFL Blitz Pro NFL Fever 2002 NFL Fever 2003 NFL Fever 2004 NHL 2004 NHL Hitz 20-02 NHL Hitz Pro Nightcaster Oddworld: Munch's Oddysee Otogi: Myth of Demons Outlaw Golf Outlaw Volleyball Panzer Dragoon Orta Phantasy Star Online: Episode | & II Phantom Crash Pirates of the Caribbean Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time Prisoner of War Project Gotham Racing Quantum Redshift RalliSport Challenge Red Faction Il Return to Castle Wolfenstein: Tides of War Roadkill Robin Hood: Defender of the Crown RoboCop Robotech: Battlecry Rocky Rogue Ops Run Like Hell SeaBlade Sega GT 2002 Sega GT Online Serious Sam Shenmue Il Shrek Shrek Super Party Silent Hill 2: Restless Dreams The Simpsons: Hit & Run The Simpsons: Road Rage ‘Smashing Drive Soldier of Fortune II: Double Helix Soul Calibur It 178 • ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY • www.egmmag.com Average score of games with the мог е “Mario” in the title. VERDICT Wi Ventilate goons and survive drug-induced nightmares in this violent shooter 18 Screw complex controls. This is fun, arcade-style mech combat. And it's even online! WA surprisingly good shoot-em-up that plays almost exactly like Halo I8 Even the whiny pretty-boy antagonist can't keep us away from MGS2 W її ike The Fast and the Furious, only online and without all the hot chicks E Call it Midnight Club 1! Lite. Best played over Xbox Live with some buds W Very fast and very pretty. Just like that girl you met in Vegas a couple weeks ago. You stud W This driving game is so bad it almost made the president of Lotus close the factory W If you think a huge robot shooting other huge robots sounds fun, you're wrong WAS far as turning left all the time goes, NASCAR Thunder 2002 does it better W EAS circle-track simulator is so realistic you can almost get high off the exhaust fumes E Go door handle to door handle with NASCAR superstars in the best oval-track racer yet I You couldn't get а much better hoops game back in the day т Bringing you the best hoops games ever, one year at a time т Microsoft's first roundballer takes the court and wows the audience Wi Fulfil all your Yao fantasies with this cool hoops game W Boomshakalaka and all that jazz EAS hoops franchise returns to respectability I EA Sports delivers its best hoops game in years. And it's online for PS2, to boot W Surprisingly, this racer is plagued with issues not found in the kick-ass PS2 version E їп the early days of the Xbox, bad action games flowed like wine W Once again, Sega puts together a great game that just doesn't quite top Madden W Midway's signature gridiron game claws its way back to prominence W An attempt to make Blitz more realistic produces fairly good results W Microsofts first NFL game doesn't suck, but it's no Madden, either W This football series just can't seem to get into the end zone т Microsoft's gridiron gang continues to lose yardage to Madden and ESPN W Too much force and not enough finesse hurts EA's puck offering W Midway gives hockey the NFL Blitz treatment, and it works W All the great taste of NHL Hitz, now with 10 players on the ice. Refreshing! We don't know what's more surprising: How bad Nightcaster is, or that it got a sequel т Guide a hopping turd though one weird level after another. Way more fun than it sounds W Go all Devil May Cry on a bunch of demons in a classic Japanese setting W The trailer park meets the golf course in this trashy, yet refined, game Wi Gussied up trailer park girs fondle balls and throw punches in scenic seaside locales WA gorgeous shooter with about a Kajilion secrets to unlock E бо meet scary people who spend way too much time whacking things with swords I А quality mech game on Xbox is as rare as teeth at a hoedown т The looks of Orlando Bloom, but the depth of Vin Diesel. Watch the movie instead I8 The King....er, Prince has returned. And boy is he looking great for his age It's like Hogan's Heroes, but without all the comic genius SCORES (out of 10) 70 8.0 8.0 95 8.0 70 85 35 50 65 9.0 8.0 9.0 9.0 70 70 5.0 8.0 8.0 70 40 85 75 6.0 55 55 65 65 8.0 75 3.0 9.0 9.0 6.0 65 85 9.0 75 45 9.0 6.0 W Drive with style to earn Kudos. Despite the name, neither Batman nor Robin make an appearance 8.0 This was supposed to be the Xbox's F-Zero. Keep tryin’, boys W One of the prettiest—and toughest—rally games we've ever played W Destroy everything in this first-person shooter that desperately needs online play E Go online and work as a team to shoot Nazis and zombie Nazis. Just like our forefathers W It's like Twisted Metal meets Grand Theft Auto II with most of the fun removed W Surely robbing from the rich and giving to the poor was never this confusing W Dead or alive, you're going with him. After playing this game, we'd choose the first option W ^ great game, but strictly for those who know what a Zentraedi is WI Yo, Adrian. Play through ай five Rocky movies in this boxer W Deadly sneaks Sam Fisher and Solid Snake may have some new competition in Rogue Ops It’s kind of like Resident Evil in space, except not as good W A cheap game with a lame story and boring gameplay. We were shocked, too I Gran Turismo 3 it ain't, but Sega's sports-car racer still feels good Awesome online modes and the entire Sega GT 2002, for $20. Sign us up E Sadly, the smash hit PC first-person shooter ran and looked like rubbish on Xbox W The shine's worn off Sega's epic series, but it's stil a pretty dam good game W Just how bad is Shrek? Our Xbox actually spit this disc back out at us WI We'd eat a bucket of ear wax before going back to this party W Xbox owners get all-new bits in their Silent Hill 2, as well as an extra helping of slowdown Wi As Comic Book Guy would say: “Best. Simpsons game. Ever." II We've seen games suck before, but this was the suckiest suck that ever sucked E We originally thought Smashing Drive was cool, but we were kinda drunk at the time WA mediocre action game with some neato online options W The most fun you can have whacking otherworldly opponents with sharp metal objects 6.0 8.0 75 85 5.0 3.0 25 75 65 45 65 45 8.0 85 35 65 25 20 75 65 3.0 55 35 9.0 8.0 85 8.0 95 8.5 7.0 9.0 40 55 65 8.0 85 9.0 8.0 95 9.0 75 9.0 45 55 7.0 95 8.0 70 9.0 45 90 70 65 T5 6.5 85 8.5 45 9.0 9.0 80 7.0 9.0 9.0 85 6.0 95 75 9.0 65 85 95 80 6.0 40 8.5 AWARD Silver Silver Gold Silver Silver Gold Silver Gold Gold Silver Silver Silver Silver Silver Gold Silver Silver Gold Silver Gold Silver Silver Silver Silver Silver Silver (EEUU а тм «СНА vitiple ч ا‎ Üá while ind re an off-duty cop thrust into a plot to іно LA. Сап уви survive high- SP! eed cha ases—operating m out what the heck is is going on 7 You'll drive 20 licensed ve! vehicles дез cing 2 у Camaro, brand new Nissan 7. $o race over r to m" animum- -chase.com now. And rem ember to pi ick up S! ime clean abe qa c - Strong Language Violence Microsoft gamexXstudios- ma, jescogames.com Sphinx and the Cursed Mummy Spider-Man Spy Hunter SSX3 Starsky & Hutch Star Trek: Shattered Universe Star Wars Jedi Knight Il: Jedi Outcast Star Wars Starfighter Special Edition Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic Star Wars: Мап Star Wars: The Clone Wars State of Emergency Steel Battalion Superman: Man of Steel ‘SWAT: Global Strike Team Tao Feng: Fist of the Lotus Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles The Terminator: Dawn of Fate Test Drive Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2004 TimeSplitters 2 ToeJam & Earl ll Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon: Island Thunder Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 4 Top Spin Totaled! Transworld Surf Triple Play Baseball 2002 Turok: Evolution UFC: Tapout UFC: Tapout 2 Unreal Championship Voodoo Vince Wallace & Gromit in Project Zoo World Series Baseball World Series Baseball 2K3 Wreckless: The Yakuza Missions WWE Raw WWE Raw 2: Ruthless Aggression XGRA хи бш ҮШ AIR BOARDIN' USA N64 • 1.5, 3.5, 2.0, 1.5 SOCKS THE CAT SNES • 6.0, 6.0, 5.0, 5.0, 7.0 GAME 18 Wheeler: American Pro Trucker All-Star Baseball 2002 All-Star Baseball 2003 Animal Crossing Army Men: Sarge's War Batman: Dark Tomorrow Batman: Rise of Sin Tzu Beach Spikers Beyond Good & Evil Big Air Freestyle Billy Hatcher and the Giant Egg Blood Omen 2 Bloody Roar: Primal Fury Bomberman Generation Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Chaos Bleeds Burnout Burnout 2: Point of Impact Conflict: Desert Storm Neo*Geo Pocket Color • 7.5, 8.5, 8.0, 8.0 ¢ Silver Award 180 « ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY * www.egmmag.com Women have reviewed games for EGM (ex-staff member Jeanne Kim, Jennifer Tsao, and Carrie Shepherd of GameNOW). VERDICT SCORES (out of 10) AWARD W A cool action game with more mummies than the movie The Mummy Wi Sure, he looks good. But ol’ Spidey gets stuck in a web of mediocre gameplay WA truly great re-creation of the classic coin-op. As for the upcoming SH flick? We're worried W Slicin' and shreddin’ on a single mountain is the focus of this kick-ass sequel W Huggy Bear lends his voice to this disappointing '70s revival W Gameplay more broken than William Shatner's career. Don't go where no man's gone before W Learn the Force, you will. Shoot lots of brainless stormtroopers, you shall W Live all your Jake Lloyd fantasies in this average fly-n-shoot game. Or don't W A really long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, there was one hell of an RPG W This lame action game further sullies the Star Wars name. George Lucas has no soul! W Twisted Metal meets Star Wars with online play. No "Shoot the Jar-Jar” minigames W Beating up hordes of innocent bystanders is fun for awhile W Such an amazing mech sim that we think it's worth the $200 asking price W Looks like Supes got into the kryptonite in this game. At least it's better than Superman 64 WI Hey look, another squad-based shooter. You just don't see enough of those these days т Nothing but a low-rent Mortal Kombat. We think that says it all, don't you? W Everyone's favorite mutant ninja turtles need a four-player cooperative mode W Anyone who voted for Amie never played this game. We demand a recall! W Atari revives a classic driver in fine form. No cameos by Vin Diesel Wi Swingin’ the woods with Mr. Woods gave our reviewers wood. Or something like that W Another good first-person shooter that should have shipped with online play M Таке some wacky aliens, a stolen record collection, and funkify it a bit W Learn to infiltrate, cover your squadmates, and shoot bad guys full of holes E Shoot, snipe, sneak, and get your buddy's back. You know the drill, maggots! W Sam Fisher craps bigger than Solid Snake. Can MGS3 hope to outdo this masterpiece? I The Hawk continues to fly high over the world of gaming W The most fun you can have with tennis outside of nude photos of Anna Kournikova WI You like to drive fast? You like to smash stuff? You'll dig Totaled! I Hey, this'll be just like Tony Hawk on water. We'll sell millions! Or not W With the bases loaded in this shaky baseball title, EA struck out т Robo-dinos with Civil War generals on their backs? What's not to like? I Not even unadulterated man-love could save this boring fighter from the bargain bin. 18 Greasy, half-naked men locked in mortal ecstasy. We mean combat! W Turning your friends and enemies into little bloody chunks has never been so satisfying W Hurt your character in order to inflict pain on your enemies. A cool twist on classic platformers W A mediocre game about a show no one cares about anymore. Who else is excited? W Kicks more ass than a Yankees fan after a World Series loss Wi Sega's game of stick finally hits one out of the park after years on the bench W Surprisingly, this driving game isn't a wreck at all Wi Slow and steady ruins the game in this squared-circle travesty W As much fun as a kick in the junk Silver Gold Silver Silver Gold Silver Silver Silver Silver W Extreme-G futuristic racing makes a comeback, complete with a confusing new name W Ubisoft's promising toon-shaded first-person shooter doesn't quite live up to the hype VERDICT SCORES (out of 10) W 18 wheels and maybe 15 minutes of fun. Just keep on truckin’ 55 - W it's baseball, all right, and now with 30 percent more all-stars 50 70 т Solid video representation of the American national pastime 70 70 т Brilliant and quirky, Animal Crossing lets you build your own world, 90 90 W Yet another mediocre third-person shooter in the Army Men series 40 45 m S*** sandwich 10 15 W Bruce Wayne's hefty change purse couldn't even save this piece of bat dung from sinking 40 70 E Volleyball done right on GameCube 80 ~ BA revolutionary stint in platforming from the creative force behind Rayman 80 90 Wi Big air, little excitement 40 — II Who knew rolling eggs could be this fun? 70 80 Wi Vampire action bleeds competence 65 - т Mildly fun beat-em-up with fighters who can transform into beasts 50 60 Little man, big bombs, great fun 80 85 Wi The spunky undead-slayer can't seem to stab quite like she used to 65 45 WB A solid racer, Burnout sports the best wrecks of any game, anywhere 8.0 W More Burnout with more spectacular crashes 75 W The mother of all wars becomes the redheaded stepchild of videogames 55 AWARD Silver Silver Silver Silver MAXIMO ARM TIZ Unleash the terrifying power of Grim. 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AN other ademas and tade names are бе properties ot he respective иле. um 57, First EGM issue where five editors reviewed each game (stopped after issue 68) GAME VERDICT SCORES AWARD (out of 10) STREET FIGHTER II 10, 10, 9.0, 9.0 • Gold FIGHTER II TURBO 10, 10, 9.0, 9.0 • Gold DONKEY KONG COUNTRY 9.0,10, 9.0, 9.0 * Gold CHRONO TRIGGER 9.0, 9.0, 9.5, 9.5 * Gold SUPER METROID 9.0, 9.0, 9.0, 9.0 * Gold Crash Bandicoot: The Wrath of Cortex Cubivore Cubix Robots for Everyone: Showdown Dark Summit Dave Mirra Freestyle BMX 2 Die Hard Vendetta Driven Egg Mania: Eggstreme Madness Enter the Matrix ESPN NHL Hockey Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem Evolution Worlds FIFA 2002 FIFA Soccer 2004 Freedom Fighters. F-Zero GX Gladius Godzilla: Destroy All Monsters Melee Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Harry Potter: Quidditch World Cup Hitman 2: Silent Assassin Home Run King Hunter; The Reckoning Ikaruga I-Ninja. Jeremy McGrath Supercross World Kirby's Air Ride The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker Legends of Wrestling 2 W Or: Crash gets a new hat! More of the same W Quirky cube-based monster nurturing. It's surprisingly fun т Kid stuff, really. With robots! W Snowboarding and a kooky story combine for a pretty good extreme sports game W This fine, tricked-out BMX game wants playing W Die a little death playing this “adventure” W As in "this crappy movie tie-in should be driven off a cliff" п Moderately fun puzzle game. Not Eggscrement W With nearly unlimited superhero potential, even Neo couldn't save this mangled mess Wi Another slick update to ESPN's hockey franchise. Its Zamboni-polished E Creepy adventure with delightful insanity effects for messing with your mind WA cutesy, clunky anime-style RPG W This soccer game has balls aplenty. And kick, to boot! W An added Career mode makes FIFA the deepest of the soccer riffs Spiffy squad-based action for the Red Dawn lover. (Patrick Swayze not included) 38 Futuristic racing. Beautiful, but way too difficult W Turn-based gladiatorial action. W The king of monsters stars in a 3D fighting game W Young Harry casts a spell on GameCube W The Potter-branded, broomstick-saddled sport that'd make Earnhardt Jr. piss his pants W Silent. But deadly. And Bald. W it's only the king of mediocre baseball W Horror-themed beat-em-up. Doesn't suck W Inspired old-school 2D shooter W Think Ninja Gaiden's Ryu Hyabusa with hydrocephalus W It's а supercross game. Now let us never speak of it again E One-button star cruising for those bored with typical kart racers а Link returns in this cartoony, polished adventure Wi Old-school wrasslers tear it up The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King ШЕ Frodo and friends fend off the hordes in an attempt to save Middle-earth. Sound familiar? The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers Lost Kingdoms Lost Kingdoms II Luigi's Mansion Madden NFL 2004 Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour Mario Kart: Double Dash! Mario Party 4 Medal of Honor: Frontline Mega Man Network Transmission Metal Arms: Glitch in the System Metroid Prime Mystic Heroes NASCAR Thunder 2003 NASCAR Thunder 2004 NBA 2K2 NBA 2K3 NBA Courtside NBA Live 2004 NBA Street Vol. 2 Need for Speed: Hot Pursuit 2 NFL Blitz Pro NFL Quarterback Club 2002 NHL Hitz Pro Pac-Man World 2 Phantasy Star Online Episode 1 & II Pikmin PN.03 Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time Resident Evil 0 Resident Evil Resident Evil 2 Resident Evil 3: Nemesis Roadkill Rogue Ops Sega Soccer Slam 182 « ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY • www.egmmag.com Wi More decapitations than The Lord of the Dance W it's a fun, card-based action-RPG Wi Card-based RPG that's tough to master W Almost spooktacular. But not quite Wi Options aplenty in 2004's super-deep Franchise mode. You can even renovate stadiums 38 Mario and pals play golf. Tee-lightful W Kart-racing gold that'll make you want to sell your convertible. Axle-grinding perfection W Ain't no party like a Mario Party WW First-person shooter set in WWII. It's Nazi-Kiling fun W Side-scroller with bad music and niche gameplay W Disguised as kiddie fluff, Metal Arms packs steel-nosed combat without pads т Brilliant first-person-shooter-cum-platformer W Button-mashing brawler. Don't bother W Makes turning left ad nauseam fun W Over 200 miles per hour. Forty-two cars on the same track. Yeah, that's a rush I Basketball done beautifully I Once more to the hoops! W Not quite a slam dunk, but this basketball game gets the ball to the net W EA takes to the courts again for another grand b-ball bash. I's got game! E Goofy-cool hoops action with exaggerated dunks, slams, and passes W їп pursuit of greatness, this driving game falls short. But it still rocks т Blazing-hot football that was probably kept in the oven a bit too long WA 10-car pileup of a football game W What's hockey without bent rules? Hitz takes the already-brutal sport to the max W Pac-Man goes 3D for a fun adventure that's plagued by a bad camera 38 Epic online RPG. It's two great games in one W Control а plant army in a weird and wonderful adventure W Odd shooter with a sexy heroine and little else W The baggy-pants prince inherits Max Payne's time-warping skills. And upgrades 'em ї A frightful prequel to the series that defined survival-horror W Horror classic gets a face-lift for GameCube. Wunderbar! W Uninspired port of an old PlayStation classic W The horror comes from the lackluster effort Capcom put forth porting this to GameCube W A blatant rip-off of every other car-combat game. Like their ugly, cellar-baby offspring W Wannabe Lara Croft plays stealthy covert agent. And does it better than Lara. Go figure W Over-the-top soccer with twisted teams and lots of balls 6.0 65 6.0 70 85 40 25 6.0 35 85 75 40 7.0 75 85 7.0 85 70 65 65 70 40 6.0 8.0 8.0 3.0 8.0 95 5.0 85 8.0 75 5.0 9.0 95 75 95 80 7.0 55 8.0 10 55 9.0 9.5 9.0 9.0 7.0 8.0 85 6.5 7.0 45 75 75 9.0 8.0 40 9.0 8.0 9.0 55 55 55 6.0 8.5 70 70 Silver Silver Silver Silver Gold Silver Silver Silver Gold Gold Silver Silver Platinum Gold Silver Gold Gold Silver Silver Silver Gold Silver Gold Silver Gold freevibe.com ` Just tell your parents you were stoned. They'll understand. — [rie lplo|n|s 16у] YOUR ANTI-DRUG. Number of games EGM has reviewed with the word “extreme” r “xtreme” in the title. BOTTOM OFTHE BARREL GAMECUBE En 25 А review score of less than 1.0 is rare, VERDICT 1 ‘SCORES AWARD but it does h F fi (out of 10) " here are the few that have The Simpsons: Hit & Run W Bart and the rest of The Simpsons ensemble speed their way through Springfield 65 received this unwanted honor. The Simpsons: Road Rage W Crazy Taxi meets The Simpsons. It's just like the cartoon, without the fun 40 The Sims W Control little computer people who have a better life than you do 8.0 Skies of Arcadia Legends W Fly the unfriendly skies in this awesome RPG 9.0 Smashing Drive W Not quite smashing, this driving game 6.0 Smuggler's Run: Warzones Wi Runs smoothly, this one, and has great environments 85 Sonic Adventure 2: Battle W More Sonic shenanigans. Two-player mode makes the proceedings fun 65 Sonic Adventure DX W The original Sonic Adventure (DC) with worse slowdown 45 Sonic Mega Collection WA near-mega collection of old Sonic games. 6.0 Soul Calibur Il W One of the greatest fighters ever developed. And Link co-stars. In green tights 9.0 Speed Kings W Motorcycle racing that's not entirely regal 45 Sphinx and the Cursed Mummy W An unconventional pair of heroes make their way through this sandy platformer 8.0 Spider-Man W With great responsibility comes a decent 3D adventure 65 SSX3 W The fastest, raddest, freshest SSX to date. This mountain will eat you alive 9.0 Star Fox Adventures W Fox McCloud leaves the cockpit for a 3D adventure. Solid, but flawed 45 ‘Star Wars Rogue Squadron Il: Rogue Leader W Phatter than Јек Porkins. And that's pretty phat 9.0 Star Wars Rogue Squadron Ill: Rebel Strike Ш Luke and Wedge are better off keepin’ their heads in space and feet off the ground 70 Star Wars: The Clone Wars E Better than the mediocre Star Wars movie of the same name, but where's the online play? 60 ‘Summoner: A Goddess Reborn W THO summons up a decent RPG 65 ‘Super Mario Sunshine W Nintendo's poster boy stars in another brilliant and shiny platformer 95 бой Super Monkey Ball W Monkeys + balls = good, clean fun 90 74 Silver ‘Super Monkey Ball 2 18 More monkeys + more balls = more fun 75 8! Silver Super Smash Bros. Melee W A superlative party game cum beat-em-up. With Jigglypuff. Bravissimo! 95 9: Gold ‘Swingerz Golf Wi "Golf is а good walk wasted," said Mark Twain. Not here 65 ‘SX Superstar 18 Mediocre racing allows you to become a whore and sell ad space on your rider's body 35 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. W A competent revival of The Mean Green Fighting Machines’ multiplayer skills 55 Tetris Worlds W How do you mess up Tetris? Tetris Worlds shows you how. And no, it's not with exploding blocks 4.5 Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2004 WW No plaid pants here. Young pup Tiger knows how to drive it to the green with style 9.0 TimeSplitters 2 W Time-hopping first-person shooter. Solid 7.0 Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell I Go stealthy, young man 85 Tom Clancy's The Sum of All Fears W We fear this is a very mediocre game 55 a Топу Hawk's Pro Skater 4 W Sir Skatesalot can't be beat 9.0 SUPERMAN 64 Tube Slider NI It makes a better wang joke than a videogame 25 N64 • 4.0, 1.5, 2.0, 0.5 Ty the Tasmanian Tiger W Toss another cute mascot wannabe on the barbie, mate 5.0 Ultimate Muscle: Legends vs. New Generation Ш Wrasslin' done right and downright goofy 75 Universal Studios Theme Park Adventure ШШ Save your scratch for the actual theme park 40 Vexx Wi Dense platformer featuring an eminently dislikable hero 6.0 Viewtiful Joe W Finely tuned 20/30 hybrid. Go ahead, say "Henshin-a-Go-Go-Baby" ten times fast 85 Virtua Striker 2002 WA soccer game that doesn't live up to expectations. No goal! 55 Wallace & Gromit in Project Zoo W The Academy Award-winning clay toons make an average gaming debut 45 Warlo World E It's a-Wario, and he's a-gonna win in this silly yet endearing platformer 6.0 Wave Race: Blue Storm I А better-than-average water-based racer 8.0 WWE Crush Hour W Wrasslin'-themed car combat. Like pain, but worse 2.0 WWE Wrestlemania X8 W Enjoyable if you're into men and women in spandex 80 WWE Wrestlemania XIX W Glitch-ridden but thankfully upgraded version of Wrestlemania 65 XGRA E The Extreme Gravity Racing Association. Do you have your membership card? 75 хи W A living, breathing graphic novel in first-person, but it's just barely worth reading 6.5 THE FLINTSTONES: X-Men: Next Dimension W Brawlin -Меп: б, X-Men style 60 BEDROCK BOWLING PS1 • 0.5 INET ANTS RELAY GAME BOY ADVANCE VERDICT SCORES (out of 10) Advance Wars W Even if you hate strategy games, you'll love this one. Scarily addictive Advance Wars 2: Black Hole Rising W Vicious warfare with cartoon seasoning. Makes it easier to invade without guilt Altered Beast: Guardian of the Realms W it may tug at your old-school emotions, but this Altered Beast is an iffy port Army Men Advance WA little green guy runs around and shoots things. You are yawning already Baseball Advance Wi Sega delivers a fine diamond sim with the dullest title ever Silver Boktai: The Sun is in Your Hand Wi Excuse to go outside? Sure. Excuse to experience RPG splendor? Even better М М Silver Bomberman Tournament W Four-player battles with one cartridge, plus a Pokémon-ish RPG mode Breath of Fire W Not the best RPG on GBA, but a solid port of the Super Nintendo original Breath of Fire Il W Capcom's RPGs fioat your boat? Everything's intact in portable form DUKES OF HAZZARD II: Car Battler Joe W Neat little cross between Twisted Metal and kid-friendly RPGs DAISY DUKES IT OUT Castlevania: Aria of Sorrow W Who says Dracula's castle isn't the ideal vacation spot? PS1 • 4.0, 0.5, 0.5 Castlevania: Circle of the Moon W Stunning graphics and gameplay. Warning: Playing without a light will prematurely blind you Castlevania: Harmony of Dissonance W Can Castlevania get any better? 184 • ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY * www.egmmag.com © 1996 KAZUKI TAKAHASHI LEARN TO PLAY LIKE A MASTER! KONAMI / | "EDITION | OFFICIAL Г Every card is faithfully Duel against Yugi with The #1 Trading Card Collect hundreds of Game comes to PC! cards to complete your reproduced down to voices from the collection the last detail Yu-Gi-Oh! TV series! RATING PENDING 3 E Visit www.esrb.org PG bM or call 007713772 ze ا‎ for more info. ROM Konami and “Power of Chaos” are trademarks or registered trademarks —— —— — ам CORPORATION. The ratings icon is a trademark of the Interactive Digital Softw THE LEGEND OF ZELDA: OCARINA OF TIME 10, 10, 10, 10 • Platinum = F imm a Ф THE LEGEND OF ZELDA: MAJORA'S MASK 10, 10, 10 • Platinum E SUPER MARIO 64 9.5, 9.5, 9.5, 9.5 * Gold BANJO-KAZOOIE 9.5, 9.5, 9.5, 9.0 * Gold PAPER MARIO 9.5, 9.5, 9.0 * Gold GAME BOY ADVANCE GAME ChuChu Rocket Columns Crown Contra Advance: The Alien Wars EX Crash Bandicoot: The Huge Adventure Crash Bandicoot 2: N-Tranced Daredevil Doom Donkey Kong Country Dragon Ball Z: Collectible Card Game Dragon Ball 7: The Legacy of Goku Dragon Ball Z: Legacy of Goku II Earthworm Jim ESPN Final Round Golf 2002 Final Fantasy Tactics Advance Final Fight One Fire Emblem Fire Pro Wrestling Fortress F-Zero Maximum Velocity Golden Sun Golden Sun: The Lost Age GT Advance Championship GT Advance 2: World Rally Guilty Gear X: Advance Edition Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone High Heat Major League Baseball 2002 The Incredible Hulk Iridion 3D Kirby: Nightmare in Dream Land Klonoa: Empire of Dreams Konami Krazy Racers Lady Sia The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past The Lord of the Rings: Fellowship The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers Lunar Legend Lufia: The Ruins of Lore Mario Kart: Super Circuit Mat Hoffman’s Pro BMX Mega Man & Bass Mega Man Battle Network Mega Man Battle Network 2 Mega Man Battle Network 3 Mega Man Zero Mega Man Zero 2 Metroid Fusion Mortal Kombat Advance Mortal Kombat: Tournament Edition Motocross Maniacs Advance Namco Museum Pac-Man Collection Phantasy Star Collection The Pinball of the Dead Pinobee: Wings of Adventure Pitfall: The Mayan Adventure Pokémon Pinball; Ruby & Sapphire Pokémon Ruby and Sapphire Puyo Pop Rayman Advance Ready 2 Rumble Round 2 Shining Soul Sonic the Hedgehog Advance Sonic Advance 2 Sonic Pinball Party 186 • ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY • www.egmmag.com Games EGM's editor-in-chief, Dan “Shoe” Hsu, has reviewed for the mag during his tenure. VERDICT W Stil one of the best GBA puzzlers, with a faintworthy 2,500 single-player levels W Sega revives another puzzle classic with mediocre results W Contra Ill with some new enhancements and newer insane difficulty I Crash's fat-Elvis period continues with a merely competent platform title W N-Tranced may not be Bandicoot brilliance, but at least it's not on N-Gage W Just watch the movie, Then imagine something worse than Ben Affleck in red pleather W if you want Doom, you've got Doom, though it's better played elsewhere Sadly, this Super Nintendo port won't have everybody goin’ bananas W The only circumstance in which we'd recommend Yu-Gi-Oh instead W Not very good, but you're not buying it for its quality, are you? W RPG appetites may not be whet, but hardcore Goku geeks might find solace here W Chintzy control and no save function drown this worm W Breathtaking graphics by GBA standards. Controls way more loosely than Mario Golf W Square finally returns to the Game Boy. Now those are nice Tactics! W A GBA revival of the classic brawler—short one character, but still not bad W A knightly RPG with an Advance Wars style of play W Addictive, strategic portable wrasslin'. The Undertaker is “The Cremator" in this game WA Tetris/Rampart hybrid brought down by creeping frustration W Few games use the L and В buttons to such exhilarating effect W Developer Camelot cranks out the best in Game Boy Advance role-playing E The follow-up to the GBA's deepest RPG since the next-gen portable came to fruition W Fun, arcadey car racing. Lack of battery makes for long passwords W Good game for taking the road on the road W Decent portable fighting with GG's standard character stable W Play it, but don't take it out during Potions class I A passable portable adventure starring J.K. Rowling's youthful magician W 3005 famous baseball simulation solidly survives its trip to the small screen W Even with a basic mash-n-smash blueprint, things still went bust B Hard-to-play shooter rendered in pseudo 3D. More a graphic demo than a real game W More-colorful remake of the NES Kirby, but now portable. W Much more puzzle-oriented than its PlayStation platformer progeny W A surprisingly fun copy of Mario Kart, except without the length or difficulty W Standard platform action. For those who couldn't get enough of Shantae W The best Zelda ever? If you don't know, you should try for yourself W The СВА game carries on the streak of inferiority to EA's titles а Hobbits are tiny. But the rest of the game fits in а GBA cart, too. How does that work? WI Not quite as good as the grown-up games. Call it a Gimli, not an Aragorn її Lunar. Again. But this time in 2D...wait a sec W A noble, wholly entertaining revival of the Luffa series on the portable Wi Like any Mario Kart, easy to get into and almost impossible to master W Tony Hawk's GBA excellence doesn't extend to his two-wheeled compadre E Robot King steals Dr. Wily's blueprints and creates a surprisingly good romp for Mega Man W A clever twist on the RPG genre in a digital Mega Man world E Formulaic but fun sequel E The blue bomber has no intention of exiting the battle network anytime soon, so jack in 1а Best standard Mega Man action on GBA, if you can take the abuse W Zero makes another go for side-scrolling glory in one of the toughest Mega titles yet Wi Samus returns, classical-style, in this excellent GBA outing W This bloody, botched port may be the GBA's worst game W A girlie-man fighter. For sissies W Konami's portable motocross racer comes back, as average as ever W Ms. Pac-Man, Pole Position, Dig Dug, Galaga, and Galaxian, Miniscule but playable т со бойу with three Pac-Man classics and one lame Tetris wannabe W Vintage RPG depth for the gamer stil living the 8- and 16-bit Phantasy W Another of the abnormal number of good GBA pinball games, with zombies т Simple platformer from the Blinx folks. Later made into a $10 PlayStation game W This was a crap platformer the first time Activision released it..in 1994 W After years of listening to Pikachu whine, you get to smack him with a pinball, How keen W Gotta collect 'em all. Or so they say. Might as well dig into one more Poké-romp W Cute, addictive blob-dropping action in the classic Puyo tradition HA brilliant console-to-GBA conversion. The only issue: giant Rayman, tiny screen I Excessively average portable boxer. Stil bites off Punch King's ear any day W Set 1,000 years before Shining Force, it's like super-deformed Diablo Im Sega's signature speedster keeps up the pace on GBA W That speedy hedgehog shows no signs of slowing down, which is just the way we like it W Sonic and the rest of Sega's top franchise players face off in themed boards SCORES (out of 10) 8.0 45 6.5 45 65 40 7.0 5.0 2.0 6.0 5.5 50 8.0 9.0 70 8,5 75 50 9.0 90 8.0 9.0 7.0 6.5 8.0 45 8.0 4.0 55 8.0 6.5 85 45 95 6.5 85 75 8.0 8.0 8.0 5.0 85 6.0 75 6.5 8.0 7.0 9.0 05 40 5.0 7.0 65 9.0 6.0 65 20 9.0 75 8.0 75 20 7.0 8.0 85 70 85 75 AWARD Silver Silver Gold Silver Gold. Silver Silver Silver Silver Silver Gold Silver Silver Silver Silver Silver Silver Gold Silver Silver Silver Silver ES (я) ROCKSTAR GAMES DOUBLE РАСК (я Gees x M ff IFRANCHISE (ON XBOX; E " gaand theru auto m grand uhertu а = (с) THE XBOX COLLECTION x US Microsoft BIZARRE amey Studios: #237765-3 $49.99 #238631-6 $49.99 Receive a $5 EB Games mail-in gift voucher #464ames when you purchase Project Gotham Racing 2 or Grand Theft Auto Double Pack for Xbox. Name Address City State Zip Mail this completed form along with your original sales receipt to: EB Rebate Center, 770 Pilot Road, Suite F, Las Vegas, NV 89119. $5 will be sent in the form of an EB Games gift voucher. No cash will be issued. Gift voucher cannot be redeemed for cash, except where prohibited by law. Gift vouchers are good toward future purchases at any EB Games, Electronics Boutique or EBX in the U.S. or Puerto Rico. All incomplete forms will be discarded. 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GAME VERDICT SCORES AWARD (out of 10) 5 Spider-Man WI Does one or two of the things that a spider can Spider-Man: Mysterio's Menace E Frustratingly difficult, but pays off if you can deal with the ropey control Spyro the Dragon: Season of Ice. E Better than its big brother on PS2, but not up to the Spyro standard ‘Star Wars: Attack of the Clones. W Drier than Hayden Christensen's facial expressions Street Fighter Alpha 3 W Surprisingly good port of the arcade fighter, but the GBA's dinky D-pad doesn't do it justice Super Dodge Ball Advance W Just as much inane fun as it is on the 8-bit Nintendo. Who knew dodgeball was so violent? Super Mario Advance W Super Mario Bros. 2 with more stuff to collect. The first of many GBA Marios I М .0 Silver ‘Super Mario World: Super Mario Advance 2 Ш Undoubtedly stands the test of time as one of history's greatest platformers i i 0 Gold Super Mario Advance 4: Super Mario Bros. 3 Wi One of the best games of all time. Not just on GBA. Not just for a Mario game. Of all time . .5 Gold ‘Super Monkey Ball Jr. W Amazingly, monkey balls do roll quite smoothly on the handheld. Bravo, primates! А Silver Super Puzzle Fighter II Turbo W Quirky puzzler action from the Street Fighter crew. Now with fewer fireballs E . .0 Silver Super Street Fighter Il Turbo Revival W The 2D fighting legend ain't what it used to be on Game Boy Advance Tactics Ogre: The Knight of Lodis W The hardcore strategy series stays solid in its latest outing М х 5 Silver Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Wi Even after ditching the cartoon-shading gimmick, the turtles still can't escape shell shock Tekken A better fighter than it has any right to be, but still not that great Tomb Raider: The Prophecy W Angel of Darkness is the bottom. The Prophecy is just part of the downward spiral Top Gear GT Championship. W Like a Daihatsu Charade compared to the Testarossa that is GT Advance Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell WI Sneaky, stealthy spy games in the palm of your hand Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2 W Wow, a little skater іп my GBA! A bit awkward, but radical fun 0 90 7.5 Silver Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3 W Activision fine-tuned its pseudo-3D skate park х Silver Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 4 WI Stil Tony Hawk, still pretty good, but microscopic skating is starting to get old Wario Land 4 W The further adventures of Nintendo's antihero, looking sharper on GBA Wario Ware Inc.: Mega Microgame$ W Possibly the most addictive thing ever created. Besides Tetris. And crack Wolfenstein 3D W Perfect port! Of the outdated original game X-Men: Reign of Apocalypse W The only mutant menace here is whoever botched this license XXX IW Three strikes—this lame platformer is out Yoshi's Island: Super Mario Advance 3 I The apotheosis of 2D platforming. Play it now Zone of the Enders: The Fist of Mars т Middling mecha-strategy with the goofiest character names in history hom сеу о ЕЕС 8с ПЕЕ САМЕ VERDICT SCORES AWARD (out of 10) Air Combat 2 їй The highly acclaimed sequel to Namco's arcade-style flight sim 90 85 8 Silver Ape Escape т The amazing 3D action game that made capturing monkeys popular again 90 80 80 90 Silver Blazing Dragons W The point-and-click adventure game with an all-star voice cast 85 75 84 Silver Bushido Blade т 30 fighters didn't feature amputations before this inspired samu-riot 90 Bust-A-Move 2 Wi No, not the follow-up to Young MC's hit song. I's more bubble-popping action 85 85 70 80 Silver Castlevania: Symphony of the Night 1а Gamers! prayers were answered: a new 20 Castlevania. And what a version itis 95 T Gold Colony Wars т Only Psygnosis could bring a sci-fi flight sim to the consoles and make it fun 95 95 95 85 Gold Crash Bandicoot W Who would've guessed an American developer could make an action-platformer this good 8.5 .0 Silver Crash Team Racing E Heavily inspired by Mario Kart, but still an amazing multiplayer racer 95 95 8. Gold Dragon Ball Z: Ultimate Battle 22 W Don't play this fighter. Please. The "22" is the number of characters included 20 Driver 2 I A no-frills but still decent update. You can exit your car now! Wow! 75 Fade to Black W After a long nap, tums out those pesky aliens are still a nuisance 80 75 85 80 Silver Fear Effect т Hot chicks and lesbian overtones 95 85 9.0 90 Gold Final Fantasy Origins Wi The first two FFs, with fully refurbished graphics. They made 'em hard back then 80 Final Fantasy Tactics W Square's first entry in the strategy-RPG genre. Uneven, but a classic 85 90 85 95 Silver Final Fantasy Vil WI No two ways about it: FFVII broke the mold 95 95 9: Gold Final Fantasy VIII W Teens in clam diggers save the world again. Doesn't have FFVI's rep, though 95 95 95 95 Gold Final Fantasy IX W Yet another outstanding FF sequel, this time with a return to its roots 10 95 9: Gold Front Mission 3 Wi Tactical mech battles and a story line that lasts over 125 hours 90 8. . M5 Gold Gran Turismo т The first installment in the best racing-game series of all time 95 90 90 95 Gold Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone Wi Short and ugly adventuring. Harry says "Flipendo!" hundreds of times before the end 45 Hot Shots Golf 2 W You don't have to be sporty to enjoy the best in PlayStation golf 90 95 85 85 Silver Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver W A sprawling, horrific 3D action game starring a guy with a very weak chin 80 90 90 90 Silver Lunar: Silver Star Story Complete. W A remake of the original RPG on Sega CD with a metric ton of bonus material 95 90 85 90 Gold Marvel Super Heroes vs, Street Fighter Ш The best combination of geeky pastimes since the Internet and porn 80 MediEvil 2 жа Sir Dan and friends have to solve puzzles and kill baddies once more 65 Monster Rancher W Make weird customizable beasts, then let them kill each other 8.0 8. А 5 Silver MTV Music Generator ї Make your own booty-shakin’ dance tracks right on your PlayStation 80 80 95 85 Silver Need for Speed: High Stakes W Put your high-priced cars on the line in this racing sequel 85 85 90 85 Silver (Oddworld: Abe's Exoddus т It's Mudokons. SoulStorm brew is made out of Mudokons! You've gotta tell them! 90 90 95 95 Gold Oddworld: Abe's Oddysee W Out of this World-style gameplay never looked so good 85 85 9.0 80 Silver PaRappa the Rapper 1а Great! Now even dorky white gamers think they can rap 85 90 75 80 Silver Point Blank E Grab gun, ready trigger finger, and go crazy Japanese style. The best light-gun game ever 95 95 95 90 Gold 188 • ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY • www.egmmag.com The silent but deadly = assassin made his EGM debut in issue #12. GAME Resident Evil Resident Evil 2 Resident Evil 3: Nemesis Silent Hill Soul Blade Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace Syphon Filter ‘Syphon Filter 2 Syphon Filter 3 Tekken 2 Tekken 3 Tomb Raider Tomb Raider Il Tomb Raider Ill Tomb Raider: Chronicles Tomb Raider: The Last Revelation. Tony Hawk's Pro Skater Twisted Metal Twisted Metal 2 Twisted Metal 3 Twisted Metal 4 Vagrant Story Vandal Hearts Xenogears VERDICT SCORES (out of 10) ime, but who can forget the terrible intro and dialogue W Better than before, this sequel lets you take on Umbrella as Leon or Claire. 18 An RE side story starring Jill Valentine anda giant zombie named Nemesis W Enough creepiness to make Christopher Walken uncomfortable W This Namco fighter lets you use weapons to kick your opponent's ass W Was the game better than the movie? Yes, but barely W While tolerable at the time, should've been titled Metal Gear Weak. Try again, Sony W More of the same uninspired shooting W See above E Blocky 3D brawler borrowed from Virtua Fighter to bring grade-A whoop ass to Sony's console W The spectacular sequel that confirmed the hatred gamers felt for Paul Wi Lara Croft came and third-person 3D action-adventures haven't been the same since E Tweaks to gameplay, visuals, and controls make this action-packed sequel a winner E Globe-trotting Lara Croft gets new weapons and vehicles W It should be illegal for you to own money if you even considered buying this crap ла We have a revelation for you: This game sucks E The spirit of skateboarding in game form. Truly amazing E Car combat back when it wasn't being exploited by Sony Wi Bigger arenas, badder weapons WA new developer drives the franchise right into the toilet. Im „and then flushes for good measure E A strategy role-playing game where the timing and placement of attacks means everything W Final Fantasy Tacticsike role-playing strategy where you liberate an oppressed people W An extremely popular anime-style role-playing game of epic proportions. AWARD Gold Gold Silver Silver Silver Silver Gold Gold Gold Silver Gold Silver Gold Silver Silver GAME 1080' Snowboarding Banjo-Kazooie Beetle Adventure Racing Blast Corps Castlevania Conker's Bad Fur Day Diddy Kong Racing Donkey Kong 64 Excitebike 64 F-Zero X GoldenEye 007 Hey You, Pikachu! Killer Instinct Gold Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask Legend of Zelda: The Ocarina of Time Mario Kart 64 Madden 64 Mario Party Mario Tennis Mortal Kombat Trilogy Mystical Ninja Perfect Dark Pilotwings 64 Pokémon Puzzle League Pokémon Snap Pokémon Stadium Rayman 2: The Great Escape Ridge Racer 64 ‘Snowboard Kids Star Fox 64 Star Wars: Episode | Racer logue Squadron shadows of the Empire Super Mario 64 Super Smash Bros. Turok: Dinosaur Hunter ‘SCORES (out of 10) VERDICT Hi The same folks behind Wave Race took the temperature down a few degrees E Banjo-Kazooie is Ваге® homage to Mario 64, only it's not quite as good W A racer in the vein of San Francisco Rush, with tons of shortcuts W Its like playing with explosives-laden Tonka trucks, with no mess to clean up afterwards W The first attempt to bring the Belmonts to 3D was, for its time, an excellent one Wi "We're mature!" No, you're not. You're just a fun action/shooter/junior-high simulator W ОКА looks better than Mario Kart, but it's a little too cutesy for us. Wit was fun for a while, but the constant item collecting had us going bananas W As fun as the original Excitebike (8-bit Nintendo), and it even has a custom track editor W it might not look too hot, but F-Zero X is one hell of a racer п GoldenEye: Truly classic, late "90s college dorm room staple, and Rare's finest moment W The game where yelling at the television is actually productive W Unless Rare decides to resurrect KI for Xbox, this is the best you can do W A short but sweet platformer that, unlike Kirby, definitely does not suck W Link's second N64 adventure is a little different, but that's why we love it W An epic adventure that is among the best N64 games W And on the eighth day, God created Mario Kart. He saw it, and it was good Wi Despite PlayStation's popularity, а few thousand holdouts played ball on N64 IM The game that would start a Mario-themed party-game revolution Wi Like most games with "Mario" in the title, it's good stuff Wi Released just as the kraze was dying down, it didn't do much to keep people interested W Mystical Ninja had a nation of young adults spiking and dying their hair. Or not W If GoldenEye is a bul ye, Perfect Dark hits somewhere in the lungs W Take a self-guided tour of Little America—i’s not every day you get to fly an autogyro Wi Based on the classic Tetris Attack, Pokémon Puzzle League is a highly addictive substance Wi "OK, Bulbasaur, you're on the beach, you're happy. ..give me some frolic, Bulby!” Taking your favorite Pokémon to the big screen in full 3D? Do you even have to ask? W From the unexpected-surprise department comes Rayman 2, an outstanding platformer WŒ Nintendo's interpretation of Namco's signature racer is surprisingly good W Look up “sleeper hit” in the dictionary, and you'll probably find a picture of Snowboard Kids A very pretty reprise of the original Star Fox story, but with new stuff WA speedy racer that reminds us that there were actually some good parts in Episode / Wi For whatever reason, shooting down scores of TIES never, ever gets old W The foot missions are sketchy, but that's why they have a snowspeeder stage W There'll never be another Mario game that will make the same impact as Super Mario 64 I Grab three friends, then get ready for the best in multiplayer mayhem W Acclaim's solid first-person shooter is heavy on the fog. It is atmospheric, though AWARD Silver Gold Gold Silver Silver Silver Gold Silver Gold Gold Gold Silver Platinum Platinum Gold Silver Silver Gold Silver Silver Gold Silver Gold Silver Gold Silver Silver Gold Gold Silver Gold Silver ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY * www.egmmag.com · 189 — Acclaim’s marketing director couldn't resist putting his new baby on the cover of his com [. Ё 1 EEE | Atari 2600 — To make your own _ Demon Attack box art, you'll need: 1. Rubber dinosaur (preferably | ee trickster it’s your game, and youll cheat if you want to, cheat if you want to GAME DIRECTORY SSX3 PR Lu Tak and the Power of Juju .. Gladius ........ Grabbed by the Ghoulies ....... Action Replay vs. GameShark ..... Lord of the Rings: Return of the King Yu-Gi-Oh!: +++. .190 TRU Tn vee 193 vee 194 The Falsebound Kingdom 196 SSX 3 Challenge Name Description The pantaloons and snowboards are more stylish, the characters aren’t voiced by the half-lobotomized David Thread the Needles Jump through hoops, perform a particular “Cox” Arquette or Macy Gray any more, trick or combo, depending on the level and now there’s just one mountain. But Point Challenge Grab big points, depending on the level what a mountain! This hill’s so frickin’ Camel Backs Four grabs off of four rollers huge, there are simply dozens of Big Loop the Tunnel Ride the loop inside of the tunnel Challenges to complete on it. Which is What Sign? Knock over the billboard by grinding it where we come in—we have a list of Speed Demon Race through the gates all the Big Challenges for you. But before we launch into that, here’s a Warm-up Gates Make all gates, then race against the clock quick tip on the cash you're collecting: in upper levels You're awarded a certain amount of Point Challenge Big points on this race course money for each Big Challenge completed, Flip Flop Fun Perform the called flip tricks depending on the peak. Challenges on Grinding Tin Grind sequential rooftops Peak 1 pay 2,000 clams each. Peak 2’s challenges yield 4,000 dollars apiece. And each challenge on Peak 3 coughs up a whopping 6,000 bucks! That buys a lot of hot cocoa at the lodge. Pop the Kitty Pop balloon animals, nab points, and do the called tricks, depending on the level Reach for the Sky Jump a set distance into the air, which increases on each level Challenges marked “Once” on the chart Play It Safe Get to the bottom with no wipeouts. In later can be done just levels, get to the bottom with no wipeouts one time, while E while earning big points “Multi” challenges uw Seek and Slide i Grind objects of varying difficulty can be completed 2 Time Challenge Get to the bottom as fast as possible up to three times, $ Tight Rope Artist Perform the called rail tricks getting more difficult each time. Brash Bash | mi | Break various colored panes of glass х Stay Grounded Keep your total time in the air under eight seconds Danger Avoid the falling ice Dizzy Spells Perform the called spin tricks Go Spelunking Find the items in the tunnels Jump Fly through five hoops 190 • ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY • www.egmmag.com TRICKS IN PARTNERSHIP WITH PRIMA GAMES All of Prima’s latest and greatest strategy guides, including Lord of the Rings: Return of the King, SSX 3, Grabbed by the Ghoulies, Gladius, Tak and the Power of Juju, and Yu-Gi-Oh! The Falsebound Kingdom are rapidly disappearing from game store shelves as you read this. 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Description Ruthless Ridge Gate Masters Point Challenge Cherry Picker Make it through all gates Earn 275,000 points on this course Grab the collectible way up high Intimidator Just Gates Point Challenge Missing Masonry Make it through the gates, then beat the clock and get big points Earn 300,000 points on this course Grind across the left side of the broken bridge Launch Time Over the Top Big Tricks Warm-up Jump over the rock ledge and do a spin Perform the series of called tricks Schizophrenia The Hoopsta Fly through hoops of increasing difficulty Style Mile Rail Wizardry Target Practice Time Challenge Grind the rails and do tricks, depending on the level Hit all of the targets Beat the timer to the bottom Ruthless Shoot the Hoops Yard Sale Ridge Runner A mixed bag of tricks and tasks Help a skier pick up lost equipment Grind all five objects Gravitude Giant Slalom Point Challenge Complete a variety of slalom challenges Earn 350,000 points on this course Kick Doubt Grinder Play It Safe Time Challenge Perform grinds of set lengths Earn 300,000 points with no wipeouts Beat the timer to the bottom Much-2-Much No Wings Needed Popping Daddy Get 23 seconds of air time A mixed bag of tasks Perpindiculous Trick Sergeant Perform a variety of called tricks The Throne Combat Training New Line Collectibles Play It Safe Hit a set number of punching bags Grab the Collectibles Earn 250,000 points with no wipeouts The adrenaline charged ` soundtrack of the season. Exclusive tracks from FATBOY SLIM, N.E.R.D., PLACEBO & THE X-ECUTIONERS. DVD packed with exclusive SSX 3 cheats, hints, videos, behind the scenes footage and more. AUDIO BULLYS © BASEMENT JAXX THE CHEMICAL BROTHERS THE FAINT © FATBOY SLIM • 1-05 KINKY © WV.E.8.0. ¢ PLACEBO ROYKSOPP • SWOLLEN MEMBERS THE X-EGUTIONERS and remixes hy PAUL OAKENFOLD & JUNIOR SANCHEZ Music from a game rated "E" (Everyone) by the ESRB. BET THE GAME FROM: tricRs of the trade GLADIUS When you’re hacking and slashing your way through the game, remember there's a purpose to your turn-based fracases: There’s a load of secrets to unlock, including a variety of hairy beasts to locate and tame for your frivolous enjoyment. The Hell's Gate Quest Gladius has one final hidden league for those who have diligently completed the game’s various shopkeeper quests. To open Hell's Gate, do the following: @ Earn the Signet of the Valkyrie from the first Mórdare's Den shopkeeper quest. W Earn the Promise Stone from the Mysterious Tablet shopkeeper quest in Saraa Izel by reading the tablet Aziza gives you. W Defeat Sarenenutet in the final Saraa Izel shopkeeper quest. W Raise at least six characters to level 18 or higher. When you've completed all of the prerequisites, glowing lights will lead you to the tip of the Southern Expanse, where Usus will locate a hidden portal. When you enter, you'll be automatically enrolled in the Fulfill Your Promise league, a five- round wilderness battle that is perhaps the toughest challenge in the game. You will do battle with four summoners in the first four rounds and take on a reborn Sarenenutet in the final battle. Surviving characters will each learn the Hell's Fury skill, which Sarenenutet demonstrates in the first round of the battle. This area-damage skill is by far the strongest attack in the game. Battles will be a breeze after you earn it. You'll also earn a few strange pieces of equipment: In Cognito, The Marksman, The Laughmaster, and No. 1 Fan. the Mongrel Butcher badge, talk to the proprietor of the shop (Scotia) and he'll set up the Historian’s league for seven days later. Return on that day, make sure you have an open slot in your school, and save the game. If you can beat the league, one of your opponents (chosen at random) will offer to join you. You have a 50/50 shot at getting a minotaur. If you get a satyr instead, just reload your game and try again until a minotaur offers to join your school. Scarabs and Scorpions: To recruit members of the game’s final two beast Classes, you need to conquer the Insect Ze league in Qaa Rah. After your victory, you will sometimes see scarabs and scorpions in the Qaa Rah recruiting office. Recruit away. Summoner: After your battle in Qaa Rah, head toward Akar An to trigger an event scene, then enter the city of Akar An and recruit the game’s only summoner in the Palace Iblis recruiting office. Undead Legionnaire: After completing the first shopkeeper quest in Mürdare and attempting the Dead of Night league, return to the Dragonslayer and ask the shopkeeper how he's doing. He'll tell you about a nearby hill where the unalive prowl at night and then ask you to do something about it. Visit that hill after dark and defeat the skeleton-generating tombstones to earn the Talisman of Unlife. I Xbox GRABBED BY THE GHOULIES Ву now, you. know the word “ghoulies” over in Britain means cojones (except it’s spelled “goolies”), but did you know that the striped-sweatered, Personality-free hero of this saccharine horror romp has more than a set of family jewels to protect? Like secrets—and lots of ’em. 100 Rare Books Every one of the game's 100 rooms has a rare bonus book to collect before you leave. Missed one? You can't go back until you finish the chapter! Ack! Remember to search for a book before you access in-game cinemas (since they sometimes sweep you to the next room without a pause for you to grab the book) and don't forget to grab a book each time you enter a room; a new one will appear each time. The Grand Hallway, for example, is entered nine times throughout the game and adds nine bonus books to your collection. If you missed a book, replay the chapter from the Features menu to get another chance to grab it. Here's what your total should be after each chapter if you want all 100 books: Chapter 1 12 bonus books Chapter 2 52 bonus books Chapter 3 86 bonus books Chapter 4 87 bonus books Chapter 5 100 bonus books 21 Challenges Why the hell are you collecting dozens of blue bonus books? To unlock the first 20 extra challenges, that’s why! Each Challenge Score Requirements Bronze lvi # Name Bring Out the Imps! ю challenge is a minigame with a score to beat. Every five books you collect unlocks one challenge. Earn a gold or higher medal on all 20 challenges to access the insanity of the 21st challenge, in which you play the game again as Amber, with only 10 health and no soups! The reward for completing this section is so fantastic that we've been asked not to reveal it! Platinum Power Now, about these extra challenges. We've figured out the scores you need to collect bronze, silver, gold, and platinum medals for each challenge (see chart). As you can see, the platinum scores are sometimes maddeningly difficult! Keep at it, Cooper! Ghouly Gallery An interesting look into the production of the game, the Ghouly Gallery is your reward for earning platinum medals in challenges. Each time you earn one of those elusive medals, one page of the gallery is unlocked. Great! And finally, you'll receive a ranking at the end of the game, but don’t fret if it's crappy. It doesn’t unlock anything. Gold Platinum 24 e © ГА & n| a m a m $ S = е E > о ю a w Super-Duper Super Scary Shock! Friday Night at the Embassy! Soak-a-Zombie! 6 А Touch of Frost! als 6 9 8 13 100 85 70 T 10 Bring that to the gravestones elsewhere in the game (there is one on each continent), and an undead legionnaire will arise and join your school. 7 Poor Ol’ Fiddlesworth! 30 45 60 Who's the Daddy? 1 3 5 7 9 Smash the Study, Buddy! 3,500 6,000 8,500 11,000 10 Chop-Socky Whacky! 4 8 12 16 Amber Wants a Kiss! 105 85 65 45 12 Hey, Big Swinger! 2 5 8 11 13 Gone to Pot! 5 9 13 17 14 Kick "Ет Quick! 95 80 65 50 15 Take Out the Trash! 18 15 12 16 Dirty Laundry! 12 18 24 30 17 Catch the Cowards! 8 13 18 23 18 Bedtime Gory! 5 11 17 23 19 Who's Still the Daddy? 6 9 12 15 20 (Don't Fear) the Reaper! 25 40 55 70 a 11 Undead Summoner: Recruiting an undead summoner is much easier. Visit Nordagh's Mórdare's Den at night, complete the Dead of Night series league, and you'll get a message about a visitor in the recruiting office. Head down there and recruit Taithleach the undead summoner for free! Rare Recruits Most of the 29 character classes in Gladius can easily be hired from the game's various recruitment offices. But a few require a bit of legwork first. Here's how to recruit members of the game's hardest-to-find classes: Yeti: There are two yetis that will fight for you, but only one will join your school Minotaur: To recruit a minotaur, you must permanently. To recruit him, clear the Trial enroll in the Historian’s league in the Imperial city of Cro Beska. After you earn of the Elders league in Vargen and then visit Vargen’s recruiting office. 192 © ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY • www.egmmag.com 21 Sol m B е > & fens Das Real World Education — school of Game Design & Development Recording Arts Show Production & Touring Select a suit you want to weor. 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After you've entered the code correctly, you'll hear a sound that indicates success. 5. If you want to enter more than one code, release the shoulder buttons, then hold In the secret codes chart, some codes are listed as “on/off” and some as “immediate.” Enter an on/off code once to engage an effect, then enter it again to disable the effect. Immediate codes grant a bonus but don’t change the game’s rules. Many of them can be entered multiple times (such as “+1,000 Experience Points” and “Restore Missiles”). Be careful with these codes. Like the One Ring, their power can corrupt even the purest heart. You might want to try slaying those orcs fair and square before you punch in the “Invulnerability” and “Perfect Mode” codes, removing all the challenge from the game. An unchallenging beat-em-up can be pretty boring, even in Middle-earth. Right, that’s them down again before entering another code. enough talk—on with the chart! Code Usage Character PlayStation 2 Code | Xbox Code GameCube Code +1,000 Experience Points +1,000 Experience Points +1,000 Experience Points +1,000 Experience Points +1,000 Experience Points +1,000 Experience Points +1,000 Experience Points +1,000 Experience Points +1,000 Experience Points Immediate Aragorn Immediate Faramir Immediate Frodo Immediate Gandalf Immediate бїтїї Immediate Legolas Immediate Merry Immediate Pippin Immediate Sam Up, Squ, Tri, X Squ, Tri, Up, Squ Down, Tri, Up, Down Cir, Tri, Up, Down Cir, Cir, Tri, X X, Tri, Up, X Down, Down, Squ, X Tri, X, Squ, X Tri, X, Down, X Up, X; YA X, Y, Up, X Down, Y, Up, Down B, Y, Up, Down B, B, Y, A A, Y, Up, A Down, Down, X, A Y,A, X, А Y, A, Down, A Up, B, Y, A B, Y, Up, B X, Y, Up, X X, Y, Up, X XXYA A, Y, Up, A XX BA YABA YAXA Level 2 Skills On/off Aragorn Level 2 Skills On/off Faramir Level 2 Skills On/off Frodo Level 2 Skills On/off Gandalf Level 2 Skills On/off Gimli Level 2 Skills On/off Legolas Level 2 Skills On/off Merry Level 2 Skills On/off Pippin Level 2 Skills On/off Sam Cir, Tri, X, Tri X, Squ, X, Down Tri, Up, Down, Cir Down, Tri, X, Tri Up, Cir, Squ, Squ Squ, Squ, Cir, Squ Cir, Down, Squ, Squ Down, X, Down, Up Cir, X, Cir, Tri В, Y,A, Y A, X, A, Down Y, Up, Down, B Down, Y, A, Y Up, B, X, X X, X, B, X Down, Down, X, X Down, A, Down, Up B, A, B, Y X,Y, A, Y A, B, A, X Y, Up, X, X X,Y, A, Y Up, X, B, B B, B, X, B X, X, B, B X, A, X, Up X, A, X,Y Level 4 Skills Level 4 Skills Level 4 Skills Level 4 Skills Level 4 Skills Level 4 Skills Level 4 Skills Level 4 Skills Level 4 Skills On/off Aragorn On/off Faramir On/off Frodo On/off Gandalf On/off Gimli On/off Legolas On/off Merry On/off Pippin On/off Sam Down, Squ, Cir, Squ X, X, Squ, Squ Tri, Up, Cir, Down Tri, Up, Squ, X Tri, Squ, Down, Up Down, Down, X, X Squ, X, Cir, Down X, Down, Down, Down Up, Down, Squ, X Down, X, B, X A,A, X, X Y, Up, B, Down Y, Up, X, A Y, X, Down, Up Down, Down, A, A X, A, B, Down A, Down, Down, Down Up, Down, X, A X, B, X, B A,A, B, B Y, Up, X, X Y, Up, B, A Y, B, X, Up X, X, A,A B, A, X, X A,X, X, X Up, X, B, A Restore Missiles Restore Missiles Restore Missiles Restore Missiles Restore Missiles Restore Missiles Restore Missiles Restore Missiles Restore Missiles Immediate Aragorn Immediate Faramir Immediate Frodo Immediate Gandalf Immediate Gimli Immediate Legolas Immediate Merry Immediate Pippin Immediate Sam Tri, Squ, Squ, Tri Tri, Up, X, X Tri, Tri, Tri, Cir Tri, Down, X, Squ Cir, Cir, Cir, X Tri, Tri, Tri, Down Squ, Cir, Cir, Tri Up, Cir, Down, Squ X, X, Cir, X YXXY Y, Up, A, A Y, Y, Y,B Y, Down, A, X B, B, B, A Y, Y, Y, Down X, B, B, Y Up, B, Down, X A, A, B, A Y,B,B,Y Y, Up, A, A Y, Y, Y, X YX AB XXXA YYYX B, X, X,Y Up, X, X, B A,A, X,A Unlock 3-Hit Combo On/off Aragorn Unlock 3-Hit Combo On/off Faramir Unlock 3-Hit Combo On/off Frodo Unlock 3-Hit Combo On/off Gandalf Unlock 3-Hit Combo On/off Gimli Unlock 3-Hit Combo On/off Legolas Unlock 3-Hit Combo On/off Merry Unlock 3-Hit Combo On/off Pippin Unlock 3-Hit Combo On/off Sam Squ, Down, Cir, Up Squ, Tri, Up, Tri Squ, Down, Tri, Squ Down, X, Tri, Down Up, Squ, Cir, Squ Squ, Tri, Tri, Cir Tri, X, Up, Tri Up, Up, Squ, Cir Squ, X, Cir, Squ X, Down, B, Up X, Y, Up, Y X, Down, Y, X Down, A, Y, Down Up, X, B, X X, Y, Y, B Y, A, Up, Y Up, Up, X, B X, A, B, X B, X, X, Up B, Y, Up, Y B, X, Y, B X, A, Y, X Up, B, X, B В, Y, Y, X Y, A, Up, Y Up, Up, B, X B, A, X, B Unlock Secret Character Immediate Frodo Tri, Cir, Cir, Cir Y, B, B, B Y, X,X,X All Experience You Get, Your Buddy Gets | On/off Co-op Down, X, X, X Down, A, A, A X,A,A,A 194 • ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY • www.egmmag.com Code Character PlayStation 2 Code Xbox Code GameCube Code All Health You Get, Your Buddy Gets On/off Co-op Tri, Up, Squ, Squ Y, Up, X, X Y, Up, B, B Level 6 Skills Level 6 Skills Level 6 Skills Level 6 Skills Level 6 Skills Level 6 Skills Level 6 Skills Level 6 Skills Level 6 Skills On/off On/off On/off On/off On/off On/off On/off On/off On/off Aragorn Faramir Frodo Gandalf Gimli Legolas Merry Pippin Sam Cir, Tri, Squ, Squ Tri, X, Down, Cir Down, Down, X, Tri Tri, Tri, X, Up Down, Tri, Down, Squ Down, Cir, Up, Down Down, Down, Squ, Tri Cir, Tri, Cir, Tri Down, Down, Up, Up B, Y, X, X Y, A, Down, B Down, Down, A, Y Y, Y, A, Up Down, Y, Down, X Down, B, Up, Down Down, Down, X, Y B, Y, B, Y Down, Down, Up, Up X,Y, B, B YAXX XXAY Y, Y,A, Up XYXB X, X, Up, X XX, B, Y XYXY X, X, Up, Up Level 8 Skills Level 8 Skills Level 8 Skills Level 8 Skills Level 8 Skills Level 8 Skills Level 8 Skills Level 8 Skills Level 8 Skills On/off On/off On/off On/off On/off On/off On/off On/off On/off Aragorn Faramir Frodo Gandalf Gimli Legolas Merry Pippin Sam Up, Squ, Tri, Up Cir, Down, Down, Down Cir, Cir, Down, Down Cir, Squ, Down, Down X, Cir, Down, Squ Squ, Up, Up, Down Down, Tri, X, Squ Squ, Up, Up, Cir Cir, Cir, Tri, Tri Up, X, Y, Up B, Down, Down, Down B, B, Down, Down B, X, Down, Down A, B, Down, X X, Up, Up, Down Down, Y, A, X X, Up, Up, B B, B, Y, Y Up, B, Y, Up X,X,X, X X, X, X, X X, B, X, X A, X, X, В B, Up, Up, X X, Y, A, B B, Up, Up, X XXYY Unlock 4-Hit Combo Unlock 4-Hit Combo Unlock 4-Hit Combo Unlock 4-Hit Combo Unlock 4-Hit Combo Unlock 4-Hit Combo Unlock 4-Hit Combo Unlock 4-Hit Combo Unlock 4-Hit Combo On/off On/off On/off On/off On/off On/off On/off On/off On/off Aragorn Faramir Frodo Gandalf Gimli Legolas Merry Pippin Sam Up, Squ, Tri, Down X, Squ, Up, X B, Squ, Down, Cir Down, Tri, Up, Cir Tri, Squ, Up, X X, Cir, Tri, Squ Squ, X, Squ, Squ X, X, Down, Cir Up, Down, Tri, Tri Up, X, Y, Down A, X, Up, A Down, X, Down, Down Down, Y, Up, B Y, X, Up, A A,B, Y, X X, A, X, X A, A, Down, B Up, Down, Y, Y Up, B, Y, X A, B, Up, A X B, X,X X, Y, Up, X Y, B, Up, A A, X,Y,B B, A, B, B AAX X Up, X, Y, Y Unlock All Actor Interviews Immediate Special Features X, Squ, X, Up A, X, A, Up A, B, A, Up Unlock Secret Character Unlock Secret Character Unlock Secret Character Unlock Secret Character Immediate Immediate Immediate Immediate Faramir Frodo Merry Pippin X, X, Tri, Tri Cir, Squ, Squ, X X, Down, Down, X Tri, Cir, Squ, Down AAYY B, X, X, A A, Down, Down, A Y, B, X, Down A,A, Y, Y X, B, B, A A, X, X,A Y, X, B, X Unlock Special Abilities Unlock Special Abilities Unlock Special Abilities Unlock Special Abilities Unlock Special Abilities Unlock Special Abilities Unlock Special Abilities Unlock Special Abilities Unlock Special Abilities On/off On/off On/off On/off On/off On/off On/off On/off On/off Aragorn Faramir Frodo Gandalf Gimli Legolas Merry Pippin Sam Down, Cir, Tri, Tri Up, Squ, Cir, Up Tri, X, Down, X Up, Down, Tri, Cir Cir, Squ, X, Cir Tri, Cir, X, Cir Up, Tri, Cir, Cir Squ, X, Cir, Tri Up, Cir, X, Cir Down, B, Y, Y Up, X, B, Up Y, A, Down, A Up, Down, Y, B B, X, A, B Y, B, A, B Up, Y, B, B X, A, B, Y Up, B, A, B XXYY Up, B, X, Up YAXA Up, X Y, X X, B, A, X YXAX Up, Y, X, X B,A, X,Y Up, X, A, X Infinite Co-op Respawns On/off All Cir, Squ, Up, Cir B, X, Up, B X, B, Up, X All Upgrades Immediate All Up, Down, Tri, Squ Up, Down, Y, X Up, X, Y, B Always Devastating On/off All Tri, Up, Tri, Down Y, Up, Y, Down Y, Up, Y, X Infinite Missiles On/off All Squ, Squ, Down, Cir X, X, Down, B B, B, X, X Invulnerability On/off All Squ, Cir, Squ, Up X, B, X, Up B, X, B, Up Perfect Mode On/off All Cir, Down, Tri, X B, Down, Y, A X, X, Y, А Targeting Indicator Mode On/off All Down, Cir, Up, Squ Down, B, Up, X X, X, Up, B Restore Health Immediate All Squ, Squ, Cir, Cir X, X, B, B B, B, X, X Join Shoe and the rest of the Ziff Davis Media editors as they invade your screen with the latest game news and releases that will jumpstart your weekend! 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All other trademarks are the property of their respective owners, EA GAMES™ and MAXIST are Electronic Arts™ brands. game over VICIOUS HINDSIGHT Today, on a very special episode of Rest of the Crap, we take a sobering look at the past Back in ye olde days of videogame journalism, reviewers were still | blazing the trails of what we now call “standards” and “good taste.” Admittedly, it was tough for those guys to judge the finer points of level design and gameplay when the very concept of flashing lights and moving pictures set them all atingle. So, for this special edition of The Rest of the Crap, EGM asked me to leaf through 173 old issues in search of classic games to re-review using today’s modern sensibilities (and my uncanny ability to notice when a game about coloring is utterly retarded). As the smartest among you already know, the laws of space-time make it clear that once a videogame review is a part of history, there’s no changing it. However, Рт confident that the universe will make an exception in the following cases of extreme reviewing error. And if m wrong, it’s not like you'll have a long time to be mad at me before the death beasts pour out of the hole this magazine is about to tear in reality. Regardless of how the death beast thing plays out, some readers may be even more alarmed to see that I’ve taken a couple liberties with EGM’s mom-tested, nerd-lunchtable-approved scoring system. But you know, there are certain moments in life when a boy becomes a man. For me, it happened in the backseat of an AMC Pacer at the +82 World's Fair in Knoxville. For you, it may happen on the next page when your brain gives up and calls an armistice with the image of a troll riding America's most phallic snackfood. Emerge from the chrysalis, my little pupae. No one can hurt you now. —Seanbaby IW A guaranteed $5 job lot on eBay. | UTTLENICKY | Game Boy Color • Ubisoft e EGM #139 — In its original review, this game got more compliments than a fat girl at a pie-eating contest. Far away from this review, in a place | like to call reality, | Little Nicky is a lethargic platformer with generic graphics, beeps for a soundtrack, and sloppy control. There are genital diseases you’d rather get for Christmas than this game. Original Review Excerpt: “Nicky moves with the grace of a hand-drawn cartoon, and the environments he traverses are filled with intricate details (hell never looked so terrific). Equally impressive is the quality of the audio—there’s generous helpings of voice samples, and the heavy- metal soundtrack of the movie is capably emulated.” New Review: Originally, this game got a very strong 8.5, but in the reviewer's defense, he probably wasn't prepared for it. When you go from playing hundreds of normal games to a disaster based on an Adam Sandler movie, it’s understandable that something in your head pops. In contrast, | reviewed Little Nicky between Rainbow Brite Racing and Mary-Kate and Ashley's Bra-Removing Showdown, so | was in a state of mind 8 е 5 0. 5 capable of giving this wretched NEW SCORE game the score it richly deserves. OLD SCORE THE LAWNMOWER MAN Super Nintendo • THQ • ЕСМ #55 — Some historians from the horrifying future year of 2023 have complained that the release of this film was “= the exact point in time when retarded people got the idea to take over the world. Luckily, the videogame version skips over most of the film’s plot and gets right to the part where Pierce Brosnan and Jenny Wright fight off 3,000 army men with laser guns. It plays a lot like Contra—if Contra sucked and were loosely based on lawn | mowers and special education. Original Review Excerpt: “Well, the movie wasn’t | the greatest, and this game pretty much follows suit. The graphics are average but still OK, and the sound isn’t the greatest, but the virtual reality sequences are eye-grabbing and must be seen.” New Review: There was a time when | also would have given The Lawnmower Man a high score, but now that my mind has exponentially expanded by actually playing it (which is startlingly similar to being reeducated by a magical virtual-reality brain hat), | give it a zero. A zero that I’m more than happy to illustrate by levitating the cartridge with my mind and using it to 8.0 0.0 punch a zero- shaped hole OLD SCORE МЕМ SCORE through all nearby skulls. 200 • ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY • www.egmmag.com PUTT-PUTT JOINS THE PARADE 300 • Humongous • ЕСМ #54 — Since this is a kids’ point-and-click adventure game, clicking on objects doesn’t put them in your inventory for use later in dumb puzzles. Instead, clicking on an object makes all hell break loose. Click an apple and it will jump from the tree, break-dance, and then explode. Click a flower and it will spin around and make out with a mushroom. None of it helps you get any further in the game, but according to ; the original reviewers, it is “educational.” Original Review Excerpt: “You may call me insane, but | can spend hours watching this one. Putt-Putt is perfect for all ages, though the blood mongers will probably ignore it. So far it's the best for the 300. Who'd have thought that a little car could be more fun than shooting down gunfighters?" New Review: This game claims to be for ages 3 to 8, yet all of the reviewers admitted to getting sucked in by its delightful noises and moving colors. Granted, if > you know an infant who owns a 3DO, it might have more fun with Putt-Putt than it would chasing a string, but not if it's a string that makes noises. If you're making sense out of the letters on this page and it's not being 8.0 1 0 used to wipe spit OLD SCORE NEW SCORE off your chin, consider Putt- Putt’s score а 1.0. PINK PANTHER GOES TO HOLLY WOOD Sega Genesis • TecMagik • ЕСМ #52 — As far as side-scrolling action games starring cartoon cats go, Pink Panther Goes to Hollywood is actually in the top 60 percent. One reviewer inadvertently put that dubious achievement into perspective when he called the game “a good alternative for people who really liked the Chester Cheetah game.” That being said, if you really liked Chester Cheetah, you'd be perfectly happy with a game that gets a running start out of your Sega Genesis and rams itself up your body cavity. Original Review Excerpt: “Well, it was probably only a matter of time until this guy showed his pink | puss in videogames, but now he is here and he is rather pleasant to play! The graphics are surprisingly good, plus the sound adequately conveys the mood of each level.” Р New Review: The first time around, EGM gave this dull pink mess the kid-gloves treatment, handing out 7’s like they were goin’ out of style. So, in order to reduce the average score to a reasonable level, I'm going to give the game a -16 and report that Pink Panther Goes to Hollywood and Putt Putt Joins the Parade were seen passionately kissing at = Bugs Bunny's . Crazy Castle. OLD SCORE МЕМ SCORE SUPER TROLL ISLAND Super Nintendo • Amerisoft • EGM #53 — In this game, you are a hideous troll doll who must color black-and-white backgrounds. Maybe I'm just being too much of an art snob, but I thought that the concept of coloring things was already a little played out by my Dukes of Hazzard activity book. And while the first reviewers acknowledged that the trolls’ speed is dangerous, that hardly does justice to how out of control these creepy little bastards are. Trying to finish coloring a level is like t attaching a paint bucket and a jet engine to an , ugly baby and throwing it into an elevator. omen ШШ Original Review Excerpt: “Whoa! Wait a minute. This is an interesting concept (turning black and white lands into color), but the incredibly fast speed at which you travel leads to many unintentional errors—like running into enemies!" New Review: The old reviewers handed out some seemingly high scores to, well, what boils down to a game about troll dolls and coloring. Looking back now, it’s obvious that the reviewers were just being sarcastic and postmodern. Way to go, guys—you really fooled us! But now, the fun's over. I'm going to 10 & take а no- nonsense approach to this and give it the score of Troll Riding a Hot Dog. OLD SCORE NEW SCORE ROCKY RODENT 1 Super Nintendo • Irem • EGM #50 — If you're looking for a platformer that will confront you with visions of your own mortality, you've found your suicide assistant in Rocky Rodent. Here, you're , some rat mascot thing in sneakers who uses his | carefully constructed ‘tude and an elderly woman's idea of outrageous hairdos to fight enemies. It’s such a failure, you can actually hear the marketing committee’s grand plans for the Rocky Rodent animated series and hair-flavored breakfast cereal cracking apart as you plod through the levels. Original Review Excerpt: “The latest whizzin’ whirlwind critter for the Super NES! This one can get E E in some hair-raising situations—literally! Not only can Rocky Rodent quickly run and jump, but he can use a variety of hair styles for attacks! These include a whip-like ponytail, a boomerang mohawk, a sword spikey top and even a giant spring! Hair-raising!" New Review: After suffering through a few hours of Rocky Rodent pain, | was fully prepared to give it a score of negative zero. But after rereading the original exclamation-point-filled, hair-raising review—where it’s described as hair-raising twice—1 got caught up in the hair-raising fever! One hundred points! It’s totally hair-raising! OLD SCORE NEW SCORE ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY • www.egmmag.com • 201 1 2 3 4 5 6 ACROSS 1. 3. 9. 12. 14. 16. 17. 18. 19. 21. 22. 24. 25. 26. 27. 32. 33. 34. 36. 38. 40. 41. 43. 44, 47. 50. 52. 53. 54. 55. 202 * ELECTRONIC GAMING MONTHLY • www.egmmag.com Project Gotham Racing competitor? (abbrv.) Final Fantasy Vil party member Pirates of the Caribbean (PS2) greeting Nintendo handhelds Castlevania's perennial female bosses Computer-controlled characters, for short D, L as directions on a 3D world map Rapper with a delayed PS1 game in the works Flip-top Game Boy . 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Trademark song from a videogame score UFC Tapout’s Rutten Not a good time for Dracula to be out of bed . Collects crops in Harvest Moon (N64) . Tengen's NES Baseball . Capcom vs SNK iteration . According to Nintendo, һе can be reached at 007-373-5963 Final Fantasy one-hit killer . Street Fighter Ill newcomer „ Sega portable Like Resident Evil NES precursor Home . Where you spend most of your time in Zelda: Wind Waker . Like a beginner difficulty level . NFL 2K4 Viking Former Crystal Dynamics spokescharacter . Drive one іп 18 Wheeler . Like NES Champion or GBC Yeti . King of Fighters fireballer Odyssey developer Baer Like a Metal Gear Solid 2 missile Amy Wong's Planet Express position in Futurama (PS2) . Mortal Kombat 3 knock-off ninja . Like PS2's Deus . SOCOM wardrobe, for short MLB 2004 extra innings (abbrv.). . Madden 2004$ Miami team (abbrv.) . GTA2 primary target . 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