Sparky Please is a Note in Deathloop .
Location
Found posted on the outside of a gate leading from Updaam 's streets to the Cliffside Plateau in the Morning and Noon. It appears as a crumpled piece of paper in the Afternoon and Evening in a small box under the gate keypad.
Transcript
SPARKY,
My friend. My pal. My boon companion. Last thing I would do is hurt you.
But I'm going to kill EVERYONE on this island if this gate keeps being FUCKY.
I know you had a rough go of it in the Before Times. That you came here for a fresh start. Swore you'd never fix another circuit overload. Detest being called Sparky.
But sugarbuddy, gooseberry muffin snack, my favorite toe. Somebody fused some wires or wired some fuses and now every time the phone dials out, the gate opens. Great for taking in freight, but shit for security.
If I get busted for dereliction one more time I'm getting a visit from the Captain. And much as that would give me the thirsty shivers, in this context it fills me with unrefined terror.
Care to save my ass please?
PLEASE.
Jeri
Colt Note
Everytime a specific phone gets used, a specific Updaam gate opens. Oops.